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TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by joseph1832(m): 5:15pm On Nov 03, 2023
Ishilove:
Ballerina:

Satisfyingly entertaining. It is refreshing to see a female lead in an action movie get an equal opportunity ass whopping. More realistic. She is able to overcome not by brawn but mostly by her skills, courage and sheer guts, and of course, arms.

Highly recommended.
Unlike Anna, who overcome her enemies with all you mentioned, and of course, the power between her thighs.

That girl nacked her way to the top. 😁😁😆
EducationRe: Hisbah Police Break Into BUK Female Students' Home by joseph1832(m): 3:23pm On Nov 03, 2023
Doxy1:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwUeqVMufTU?si=2DDewb1efKqfZ013

The female students of Bayero University, Kano state cries out for help as Hisbah Police break into their apartment in the middle of the night.

A video of female students of Bayero University Kano crying out for help as operatives of Hisbah Police broke into their house in the middle of the night, has been shared online.

While it’s unclear why the Hisbah operatives broke into their apartment, the ladies were heard calling out for help and the police.
what's the meaning of all this. Of what use is it breaking into those girls apartment in the middle of the night?

Is this Hisbah of a thing allowed to operate in the night? Breaking into peoples apartment and harassing them for what exactly? What nonsense.

If I was this lady. I swear I'll sue them!.
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by joseph1832(m): 8:45pm On Nov 02, 2023
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Campaign Raises Alarm Over Takeover Of Hotels By Yahaya Bello by joseph1832(m): 8:10pm On Nov 02, 2023
Lol. They should sleep in Dino's mansion. Lmao.
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by joseph1832(m): 7:31pm On Nov 02, 2023
abduleez1:
cool cool
This took almost forever.

Can't wait for it to premiere
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by joseph1832(m): 6:39pm On Nov 02, 2023
abduleez1:
It's JOEVER!!! 🤦🤦🚶🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️ grin grin
Jesus. How much of a pussy is Joe Biden? I trust ma main man Trump, dude no go send, na how to use AI scam people and yab 3rd world countries nahim go dey him mind.

That man Trump, na real Modafucker. grin
PoliticsRe: Budgetary Allocations For The Presidential Air Fleet In 13 Years by joseph1832(m): 6:31pm On Nov 02, 2023
Racoon:
@thecableindex
OH boy, na Jagbaban own go up pass well well oh. Chai!
CelebritiesRe: Made Kuti Dances With His Mother, Funke, At His Wedding by joseph1832(m): 4:51pm On Nov 02, 2023
Ishilove:
The bride is pregnant, which is why Made is getting married at 28. I knew it! Many Nigerian men of nowadays want to reach 50 before they marry but thank God this one is responsible.
Ah ah. So any man who marries at 50 and above is not responsible?
RomanceRe: Main Reasons Why Most South African Ladies Prefer Nigerian Men by joseph1832(m):
Persephone1:
I'm not surprised one bit! When a society stigmatize divorced women and encourage women to accept their cheating husbands as long as "he's providing and does not beat her" it's only a matter of time before children starts paying for the philandering lifestyles of adult men.

You will be surprised to know that most of these infected pregnant women are "wives" and they got the disease from the "horsebands" . Nigerians love to cover up a lot thereby exposing their wards to the unimaginable. Yet these same set of people (men especially) come online to act like they are the next best thing to air. Imagine acting glorious and proud because rejects of other nations want them for what they have to offer.

Don't waste your time here, they will only argue.
You waste your time beating your chest about your opinion on Nigerian men and how they cheat, while you forget the cold hard fact that, Nigerian women cheat more than Nigerian men.

The reason why people like you, make noise about it, is because of the fact Nigerian men and the society you so vilify encourage it. Atleast the recent exposure of paternity fraud is something you may want to consider.

Here are cold hard fact:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.channelstv.com/2012/07/16/nigerian-women-are-most-unfaithful-in-the-world-durex/amp/

https://www.pulse.ng/lifestyle/relationships-weddings/facts-stats-that-show-that-women-cheat-more-than-men/8ey0q67
PoliticsRe: Natasha Akpoti Receives Certificate Of Return From INEC (Photos) by joseph1832(m): 11:20am On Nov 02, 2023
Scobosly:
The building is sitting on a more than half plot of land sir please dm me for more info
080 3265 9195
please let's chat here. What's the measurement?
PoliticsRe: Natasha Akpoti Receives Certificate Of Return From INEC (Photos) by joseph1832(m): 10:29am On Nov 02, 2023
TruthsFM:
Parallel Facts (Twitter)
Nice one. So the video of her saying this and that during collation wasn't admissible in court. huh

Congrats to her though.
RomanceRe: Main Reasons Why Most South African Ladies Prefer Nigerian Men by joseph1832(m): 10:24am On Nov 02, 2023
luminouz:
She is just teasing you bro. Trying to set you off. It's rope-a-dope technique. It's a technique I'm familiar with concerning women. They talk a lot of shiit to see if you will lose your cool. I never lose mine. I just type a 'K' or ignore once I see the emotional yigiyaga.

The SA girl was very decent I must tell you. I didn't give her money. Infact, I don't give women money. She loves flowers so that was why I always got her flowers. So even if all SA women are prostitutes like Samantha is alluding, that particular girl wasn't and she is a Zulu babe
I'd be curious to ask how you dated an S.A girl when you reside in South West Nigeria, or, did you travel to South Africa recently or you dated online or in your imagination 😁😁😁

Luminouz Luminouz. Damn you are never going to change. Lol.
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by joseph1832(m): 9:07pm On Nov 01, 2023
A Haunting In Venice.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by joseph1832(m): 9:05pm On Nov 01, 2023
Oops.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by joseph1832(m): 5:50pm On Nov 01, 2023
A001:
I'd take you seriously when you're intelligent enough to differentiate between "seen" and "seem". Idiots really plenty for this forum. So, you mean you're so dumb you'll use use posts on this sort of forum in a research study? Lols.

E come be like say they just pack all the ignoramuses on Earth in one place.

Even on Wikipedia where you can see the authors and contributors of that particular page, you can't site such Wikipedia pages in a research study or paper unless na one unaccredited, low-standard university you dey attend.

Let alone Nairaland, na wa for these people o
and who will want to take a glorified weasel like you serious, when you mix pidgin with English.

You talk about ignoramus when you're the numero uno of them all. A low budget scumbag and a terrorist apologist.

I guess pidgin was the language your father used in wooing your mother, that's why he passed his low budget ignorant terrorist genes to you.

O! Yes O!! That's the sound your strumpet a mother made, when your terrorist of a father entered her roughly, because she was as dry as Sahara desert. Wimp.
PoliticsRe: LASEPA Shuts Churches, Mosques, Bars & Hotels In Alimosho For Noise Pollution by joseph1832(m): 10:56am On Nov 01, 2023
Lol. Let them continue. The nonsense happening in this country needs to stop.
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by joseph1832(m): 8:50am On Nov 01, 2023
abduleez1:
Happy Halloween from Gotham.... 🎃🎃
In Gotham, everyday is Halloween because there is always a caped jobless individual with gadgets swinging around. grin
PoliticsRe: Police Repel Attacks On Rivers Speaker, Martins Amaewhule; Scores Injured by joseph1832(m): 8:43am On Nov 01, 2023
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by joseph1832(m): 8:43am On Nov 01, 2023
monerozi5590:
Look at that guy on red spitting on her body.
Is the person who created that meme sure about the God being the right God, because... damn.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by joseph1832(m): 8:35am On Nov 01, 2023
A001:
He still dey analyze the meme. Some are people really dumb sha. Who talks about plagiarism when I didn't even say I authored the meme in that post? I guess Nairaland don become a journal where people dey publish their research work.

If your head is too dull to understand a word as common as "plagiarism", how would you do the job I gave you well? Lols
In today's world, as long as whatever you post didn't emanate from you, it is plagiarism, be it meme or whatever it is, it is prudent to post the source. It might seen harmless, but trust me, anything carelessly done can harm you in future. 👌
PoliticsRe: Edo State Two New Refineries Begin Production, Increased Capacity To 300,000 Bpd by joseph1832(m): 8:13am On Nov 01, 2023
Gjrich:
Two New Refineries Begin Production in Edo, Place Orders For 300,000 Barrels of Crude.

Simbi Wabote, the Executive Secretary of NCDMB, said that the two newly built refineries in Edo State would lift Nigeria's refining capacity.
Wabote said the two new refineries will contribute to Nigeria's 1.5 million barrels of daily crude capacity
The refineries are currently running and producing diesel and other petrochemical products.
Pascal Oparada has over a decade of experience covering Tech, Energy, Stocks, Investments, and Economy.

The Executive Secretary of the Nigerian Content Development and Monitoring Board (NCDMB), Simbi Wabote, has revealed that the two new refineries in Edo State are poised to contribute to Nigeria's 1.5 million barrels of daily refining capacity.

The Edo Refinery and Duport Midstream Refinery are currently refining petrochemical products in the state and will start petrol refining as soon as they receive crude oil supplies.

Nigeria asked oil-producing companies to supply crude to new refineries
The Nigerian government recently ordered about 52 oil companies in Nigeria to begin supplying crude to emerging refineries to avoid the embarrassment of imports. At the same time, it is a top oil producer in Africa.

Wabote revealed this at the third Biennial International Conference on Hydrocarbon Science and Technology, organized by the Petroleum Training Institute.

The two refineries have reportedly ordered 300,000 barrels of crude oil from the Oza oil field and currently produce diesel, naphtha, and Lour Pour Fuel Oil.

According to a Punch report, the Edo Refinery and Petrochemical company runs the 6,000 barrels per day plant in Ologbo, Ikpoba, Okha LGA, and Duport Refinery, located in the Egbokor area of the state, is part of the integrated park.

The Edo Refinery was financed via a N700 million investment by the government of Godwin Obaseki in 2019 and expanded to 12,000 barrels per day capacity.

New refineries springing up to end petrol imports
NCDMB reportedly has stakes in the Duport Refinery and is devoted to the facility's expansion.

"If all plans go well, Nigeria will meet the target of 1.5 million bpd by 2025 through the various refining investments such as the 650,000 barrels per day Dangote refinery and the Bua Group refinery project," Wabote said.

The NCDMB boss listed Waltersmith modular refinery, Duport Midstream refinery, OPAC Refinery, Edo Refinery, Aradel Holdings Refinery, and the 445,000 barrels per day Kaduna and Port Harcourt refineries as projects that would help Nigeria to hit the 1.5 million barrels per day refining capacity goal.

"The realization of these projects would culminate in Nigeria achieving a combined refining capacity of approximately 1.5 million barrels per day by 2025," Wabote added.

OPEC predicts increased oil production for Nigeria
Earlier in October, the Organisation of Petroleum Exporting Countries (OPEC) said that emerging refineries in Nigeria would help lift the country's crude oil output.

OPEC revealed that Nigeria is about to witness the establishment of small modular refineries with 20,000 bpd capacity in the medium term.

The group revealed this in its World Oil Outlook, launched in Saudi Arabia.

The Outlook says Africa will see a medium-term distillation capacity of 1.2 million barrels daily.

A significant increase is due to the upcoming 650,000-capacity Dangote Refinery, which is projected to boost Nigeria's capacity.

The refinery was officially opened in May 2022 by ex-President Muhammadu Buhari and is slated to begin production in October with the initial plan of refining diesel and aviation fuel and later petrol in November.

Petroleum Institute finally completes Its modular refinery, ready to compete with Dangote's
Legit.ng earlier reported that the Petroleum Training Institute (PTI) under the Federal Ministry of Petroleum Resources, has announced the completion of its modular refinery with plans to increase its capacity for use in the commercial sector.

According to Punch report, PTI, based in Effurun, Delta state, also reportedly teaches artisanal refiners the abilities necessary for processing crude oil.

He added that the ministry aids in educating people so that their actions do not negatively impact the environment.

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please post the link to this story.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by joseph1832(m): 8:11am On Nov 01, 2023
Itsrm:
Anybody who believes that thing needs to check himself into a psychiatric hospital.
Oke thing I've discovered in Nigeria is, the unbelievable story, are actually true and because it is so unbelievable , nobody believes it.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by joseph1832(m): 9:03pm On Oct 31, 2023
donjazzet:
This is what people are justifying.
if this is true, then I wonder how much Wike must have 'looted' when he was governor.

Fubara offering to give him 10% of that allocation is something else...
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Bans Seyi, His Son, Others From FEC Meeting by joseph1832(m): 8:43pm On Oct 31, 2023
Islie:
https://www.thecable.ng/i-saw-photograph-of-my-son-tinubu-warns-against-undue-access-to-fec-meeting/amp
there you have it. Simple and short. No long story.

Nice one, Mr President.
HealthRe: Lady Died During Sex Romp With Boyfriend Who Took Drugs In Kwara by joseph1832(m): 7:09pm On Oct 31, 2023
This is the first time I've heard of such a thing. It is usually the men who die. Anyhow, may her soul rest in peace.
FamilyRe: How Would You Handle A Partner's Drastic Personality Change During Hard Times? by joseph1832(m): 3:34pm On Oct 31, 2023
Tallesty1:
I just watched a clip that inspired this post.

Imagine this scenario.......

You are married to a beautiful woman, and you have like three kids. It is a beautiful family, really.

You have a nice house, a good ride, beautiful children, always selfie-ready wife, and salary alerts keep coming. Then life happens, and you start losing things until nothing is left. No salary, no more savings, and you're officially wiped out by poverty.

Your wife has something she does for a living, makes her own money, and does whatever it is that women do with money. You never cared because you were doing okay, but now the tides have turned.

Naturally, you expect her to provide support while you work harder to regain your footing. But what you are getting from her is something you never knew she was capable of: insults upon insults, disrespect, and all. This lasts for a year or two.

Then, fortune smiles on you again and you get back on your feet. As usual, there is money now, and your wife is the woman you married at first. She is loving again, respectful, and caring.

I want to know, will you still go back to loving her like before, as if the past two years' experience never happened, or are you going to quit?
It is obvious she didn't marry you, but married your money.
CelebritiesRe: Descushiel Apologizes For Forgetting Her Lyrics While Singing National Anthem by joseph1832(m): 2:01pm On Oct 31, 2023
Kayzz34:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keWi5FSUS1k?si=rD7WQ_50GKEXGW7O

Actress and singer Descushiel has tendered an apology after forgetting the lyrics while singing the National Anthem. Descushiel who was dressed as a police officer was tasked with reciting the National Anthem at the Conference and Retreat for Senior Police Officers in Imo State on Monday, October 30.

During the event, which was aired live across TV stations, the singer could be seen singing the wrong lyrics.
LOL. Well it has happened. Let her go and learn the lyrics.

Though I wonder how she can forget such a thing, didn't she attend school in Nigeria?
PoliticsRe: Dr. Reuben Abati Of Arise TV Pens Hearty Birthday Message To His Third Wife by joseph1832(m): 1:54pm On Oct 31, 2023
They're yet to celebrate their 1st anniversary and his 3rd wife is in her forties. Smart move from her.

Unlike her old and aging counterparts who still want to look for their Knight in Shinning armor, the best line to follow is that of Kiki here. Become the 2nd, 3rd or even 4th wife, stop waiting for Mr right because you're aging and Mr right is busy rocking someone else who isn't you.

Happy Birthday to Mrs Abati. I sure hope Mr Abati is damn good in the other room oh, because he seems to have his hand full... 😁😁😁
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by joseph1832(m): 1:49pm On Oct 31, 2023
BlueRayDick:
Never knew Reuben Abati had 3 wives o. shocked

https://www.nairaland.com/7895636/dr-reuben-abati-arise-tv
Now you know. Though I wonder why you're surprise.
TravelRe: Happie Boys Deported To Nigeria From Cyprus by joseph1832(m): 1:37pm On Oct 31, 2023
Ishilove:
Clout chasing gone wrong
clout chasing? well I wouldn't know, but what I do know is, that pastor have a good reason brag to his multitude and use Happy Boys as an example of what happens to those who are ungrateful and those who lie against/crosss him.
RomanceRe: Joe Smith Discovers His Wife, Kisha Chavis, Is On Onlyfans by joseph1832(m): 11:54am On Oct 31, 2023
Rebuker:
Former NBA player Joe Smith recently discovered that his wife has an OnlyFans account. Her reaction to his surprising revelation appeared nonchalant, as she recorded her conversation with her clearly distraught husband, casually responding, 'It's my body.'

She proceeded to defend herself by stating that she's not involved with anyone but herself, emphasizing, "It's my body, my choice."

The husband interjected, asserting, "I am your husband, and you should communicate with me." She then explained that she had asked her husband questions, but he never provided an answer, leaving her with no choice but to take action.

She told her husband that she knew her identity before he married her. You can watch and listen to the entire conversation .......lol

If you were in her husband's position, what would you do


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moKwbV3A6p4
what nonsense. "It's her body". If she caught him cheating and his defense was "it's my money and my penis" I'm damn sure she'll file for divorce. What a despicable woman!.

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