₦airaland Forum

durubennie:
" I've a million dollars coming from Nigeria. Nigeria,Johnny. You know how hard that is in a country that has 3 theaters"
Chai my country don cast😢

where did you download from?

Hmmm

slimfit1:
Taking orders from a fraudulent president.

if you're asked to prove how the president is fraudulent, you'll start displaying how narrow minded you are. Tssk.

GloriousGbola:
Approval itself is a racket. Lasbca officials will setup consulting firms that are supposed to help you fast track approval and ensure it is legit. We had one consultant who was wasting our time so we dropped him. The next thing teams started coming to our site to shut it down even with our approvals. A case of thieves fighting thieves. It was a mess.

On top of that if you see the lazy nonsense they do. One gave us approval with a copy and paste soil investigation report. We then found peat during construction which set us back over 10% of the project cost.

This government needs to deploy a working electronic approval system. As long as it is paper based these scams will continue

dem still dey write receipt. Lol.

BlueRayDick:
I understand ur point ; what I’m saying is that the government is part of the problem.

Why should the government go and collect land use charge in an estate the government knows was not legally approved ?

It is part of the scam that is associated with government. They damn well know those buildings aren't approved, but they'll still collect those charges because it's money, at the end of the day, they're not the ones who will lose.

BlueRayDick:
As dem dey collect the money, dem dey kinda give the illegal occupants implied legitimacy na .

bros implied legitimacy? Lol.

Dem never tell you say person wey you pay money to no be LASG official? Say no unknown civil servant you pay money to and your receipt no be original receipt?

See bros, fear LASG, fear dem well well.

nihilistjnr:
I'm not surprised.

Recently I've been questioning whether growing up I was either uninitiated, not financially buoyant, lacking game....or whether Nigerian women have changed significantly, transforming into irredeemable höes

Because I've seen things mehn.

I've seen niggas who weren't popping in secondary school/University circle back to fück the popping girls from that era as a matter of principle. Whether the women are married now, mothers now, 20kg heavier now is irrelevant- if they were on the hit list back then, they were chopped.

I've seen niggas fly back to Nigeria and lodge another man's wife for a weekend. I've seen a wives and mother's live their piking with the husband for the weekend and actually book the internal flight from Lagos to Abj for tjem and their abroadian guy months in advance.

I've seen niggas carrying 2 other niggas wives for treyway and sending them home with nothing more than cumbreath and some perfume. I've seen niggas wives complaining that after due to side dude imposing stature and weight during nacks, the only way they can enjoy their husband is if they ride him, cos oboy is too skinny.

I've seen niggas pïss on niggas wives. I've seen niggas hide in the corner when the wife is on the phone to her husband and kids showing him the hotel room she's staying in.

I've seen niggas bank account being unwittingly used to receive the funds a nigga threw ar his wife for hookup. Brah, I seen a nigga pipe down a newly wee that was 3 months pregnant for the love of her life.

All these things I either witnessed first hand or discussed directly with the other nigga. If I was a married man in (especially) Lagos knowing what I know, I would be living in absolute terror.

It has always been like that bro. The thing is, we were too little to know the things we know now, and even too little to comprehend them.

BlueRayDick:
Yeah, I know at times the citizens too are complicit but most times it’s corrupt government officials that give fake approvals .

Then also the government itself seem to ratify these illegal occupation of lands by going to such premises to collect taxes, rates and levies.

[b]E sure me die say Lagos state government dey collect Land use charge for that estate. I’m also sure Eti Osa LGA will be collecting tenement rate, radio and other LGA rates from occupants steady[/b)

bros, wetin consign agbero with overload.

DissTroy:
She doesn't need a logical reason. Once a woman has calculated she can have her cake and eat it, there's no stopping her. She just needs to convince herself to do it.

It's why a single mother of two can confidently make moves on a single man with no kids, or why a woman who's been driven rough by countless men can propose no sex till marriage to a simp in hopes of tying him down.

If she sees an opening, she'd justify her means to get it even if she doesn't deserve it.

And a woman is wired to play the victim's card. Sadly, men fall for it.

hear hear ma main man, hear hear.

Hmm. So this woman is still making lame ass comments. I don't even want to wonder where she disappeared to.

Tssk

Ah men, this is dangerous. But, what happened to the trillions allegedly saved from removing subsidy?

iamoyindamola:
25yrs old Imam Ibrahim Kashim Imam who has been named as Chairman of the Federal Road Maintenance Agency, FERMA, has just finished his NYSC last year. He has no job experience, and no qualifications other than his newly minted Masters degree. He is now going to Chair FERMA, an agency that requires a robust board room experience in Management. This is purely a compensation for his father, Kashim Imam, a close ally of Bola Tinubu who has been complaining of being sidelined.
#copied

They dan sell us finish for this country

May this government favor me and my family. 🙏

This is exactly the meaning of that prayer.

Emaprince:
Was anyone even arrested?

yep. Those who went on camera and confess burning her. MURIC sent lawyers to their defense.

This is the very reason I like Muslims, they waste no time in defending their own, no matter the heinous crime they commit. Same can't be said for CAN.

What a sham of an association.

I discovered its all sham.

DissTroy:
Even those we thought were moderates on this thread were some of the first to celebrate the gruesome murder of innocent women and children by Hamas on Israeli soil 9 days ago.

Don't let them gaslight you with the phobia tags. Better be safe than sorry.

Remember Deborah.

Funny how almost everyone forgot about that case. The idiots that were arrested may have gone back to their lives of being drunk with religion.

Xavier5:
THE EXPENDABLES 4 --- 7/10

A watchable movie with severe, interesting actions, unexpected twist, and funny comic reliefs. In addition, impressive actings from Jason Statham and Megan Fox.

But I'm still trying to wrap my heads around how Lee Christmas (Jason Statham) and Gina (Megan Fox) had sex with Gina fully clothed in a bikini, not neglecting the fact that when they started their love making she wasn't putting that on, only to miraculous being clothed with such. Miracles indeed 😂😏. What a sham.
#Xavier

SPOILER ALERT.

There's no sham there. It's pretty straight forward that she changed into the bikini because it was what turns Lee Christmas on. Also, having sex with her is easy when she's putting on that bikini, all she has to do is shift the tiny part that covers her pussy and voila, he's home free.

Trust me on this. 😁👍

Gani himself. The voice in the desert.

preshpraiz:
It's 2.47 am here but I can't sleep, I hardly sleep these days.

My whole world is crumbling.
I have been a regular guest here for awhile now but had to register this morning, I need somewhere to pour out my heart, somewhere to dump my frustrations.

I came from a good, not so rich home but my parents were so hardworking.I had a good moral upbringing, went to tertiary institution and graduated with good grades.

While in school, I never had a boy friend though I had a lot of "chykers", never went clubbing, didn't socialize much.

Few months to the end of my NYSC, I met my husband. We got talking and boom, I fell in love with him. He is my ideal man....he doesn't drink nor smoke, gentle and soft spoken.

He wasn't earning much but it didn't bother me. I believe in working hard and growing with my man.

Now my regrets...
* The "angel" I married has refused to get a job after losing the last one during COVID 19.

He said he can never work in a private company again. His target is multinationals.

I encouraged him to pick up a job with private company while hoping for a bigger fish at least to support in taking care of the needs at home but he said no.

I'm left with taking care of our 3 kids, feeding, school fees and virtually every need at home. All he does is press phone, gamble and sleep.

Now our rent is due, no money.
I married as a virgin, married for love and not money, work my ass off, doing so many side hustle to shoulder the expenses at home. I'm tired. I regret all these.

When I see my "unserious" classmates on social media and sometimes offline, I weep. See them living large. I thought all the sacrifices I made way back will pay off now.
I have made up my mind that if he doesn't fix the rent, I will move back to my parent's house.

Kindly feel free to advise or bash me. Tankio

atleast you didn't complain that he cheats.

Expend4bles.

Not bad. Had a good laugh here and there. The humor was top notch, the acting, just there. Though they could have added more depth as the plot seem just too straight forward.

All in all, it's an enjoyable watch, one you just have to turn off your thinking abilities, enjoy the action, the jokes, and the way Barney Ross blows shit up. 👍

DissTroy:
Joe, you have the moral compass of a weather-beaten stone slab. Coming from you, no surprise. Water is wet.

indeed, water is wet, that's why without it, you can't survive. Or, can you? 🧐😁

DissTroy:
I'd rather be called a preacher than a drug pusher. Go figure!

all well, to me both are the same. They sell drugs. Period.

Ishilove:
I'm all eyes

Hehehe. 😁😁😁

Ishilove:
Barbie:

The greatest lie told in this movie is found at the end of the film: the notion that femininity and womanhood is not biological and can be created.

They keep pushing this woke trans shit_ down our throats and subtly conditioning our minds to accept that which is anti-nature and totally perverse.

For me, I don't even bother anymore. I damn well know I'm not going to watch Barbie. The moment I get to know a movie is about this Woke bullshit, I don't bother myself, I'd rather focus on writing lewd poems than watch such movies.

Hey, wanna read a poem about how X marks the spot, G or A? 😘 😁

NLCreator:
https://fij.ng/article/fact-check-on-tinubus-certificate-theres-evidence-bbc-africa-is-wrong/

the very same Fij that was notorious for spreading fake news during the 2023 elections is now saying what exactly about President Tinubu's certificate?

CSU have already said Tinubu graduated from there, and people who graduated from there are liable to get their certificate from third parties, if or when they misplace their certificate. All this is just unwarranted noise making in other to get traffic, nothing more, nothing less.

It's is even becoming funny, seeing the people who are suppose to have brains are giving themselves nightmares over this issue.

Ofunaofu:
https://dailypost.ng/2023/10/11/certificate-forgery-dele-momodu-releases-atikus-school-calendar-see-photos/

Let us see a copy of the sworn affidavit. Its that simple.

All this posting of school calendar and what not doesn't matter. Just post a copy if Atiku's sworn affidavit correcting his name, period.

I still don't understand this. While the Naira is plummeting, the dollar increases, so those who buy dollars and keep are smiling now. Aren't they among the people crippling the strength of the Naira? 🤔

Animegirl:

ignore. It's her phone and her space, she can do whatever she wants... life ain't that hard.