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Education › Re: Girl In Babcock University Sex Tape Gets International Scholarship by joseph1832(m): 4:53pm On Jul 29, 2020

Whoever released the sex tape didn't know they unwittingly made her a celebrity. Lol

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TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by joseph1832(m): 4:49pm On Jul 29, 2020

Elder0001:
That'll take too much time.

you won't get the full gist.

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by joseph1832(m): 12:56pm On Jul 29, 2020

Elder0001:
Finally started watching Harry Potter..

Harry Potter and the sorcerer's stone

Genre: Fiction, fantasy

7/10.

Moving to the next.

forget the movies and read the books. It's a whole lot better

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by joseph1832(m): 3:33pm On Jul 28, 2020

nani667:
Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

7.9 / 10

Very interesting watch... Seeing classic Han Solo was a delightful surprise, same with Leah.. I figured they would change the characters, but they went with future events...which was even better

Only question I have is Rey , the previous movies have lead me to believe that the possessing the Force is hereditary, so either Leah had twins or Rey is the daughter of Luke Skywalker... Hmm... Well, lemme keep watching

in the very end you'll get to understand Rey's parentage and why her Force sensitivity is very strong.

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by joseph1832(m): 3:29pm On Jul 28, 2020

Kaycee7:
If the force was hereditary, Jedi Knights wouldn't be celibate.

The Force lives in all living things. Anyone who is Force sensitive can pass it to their offspring. Remember The Jedi aren't the only ones with Force sensitivity.

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by joseph1832(m): 8:24pm On Jul 27, 2020

Ishilove:
I'm assuming this is the 2020 movie? I just watched the 2012 Danish movie of the same name

2012 Danish movie. Wow didn't know there's a 2012 movie. Absolutely love the 2020 movie.

Modified.

Just checked. It's very very different from the synopsis of both movies. You'll like it, trust me. grin

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by joseph1832(m): 4:57pm On Jul 27, 2020

The Hunt.

Truly the movie is kinda weird in a funny way. The gore is really not bad and the fight scene isn't too shabby.

Ishilove I need you to see this movie and tell me what you think.

It's a 7 for me though.

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Family › Re: Men, Can You Take Your Wife Back After Cheating On You? by joseph1832(m): 7:24am On Jul 27, 2020

Well most Nigerian men won't. I've often heard many of them say their wife cheating on them is the only thing they can't forgive, even though they're serial cheat themselves.

Then again, I don't blame them for cheating because from what I've seen, many Nigerian women will deprive you of sex, if they know you're not cheating on them.

For me, I can't say.

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TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Lai Mohammed Orders NBC To Stop BBN Over COVID-19 – The Cable by joseph1832(m): 12:12pm On Jul 25, 2020

With this move carried out by BBN, I think it's about time churches, bars and beer parlours follow suit.

All they need to do is follow the measures BBN followed and voila! They're back in business. After all, if BBN can do it, why can't others do it. Lol.

Christianity Etc › Re: My Thoughts And Questions About Religion by joseph1832(m): 8:57am On Jul 25, 2020

joseph1013:
John Agbaeze

IF WRITERS OF ABRAHAM AND ISAAC WERE HONEST

God: Abraham, you have been sitting outside for 8 hours now. Go inside.

Abraham: I can't. That little shit Isaac told his mother I almost killed him on the mountain.�

God: But seriously dude, what the hell? I was only joking and you took it seriously. That's hardcore bro ��‍♂️��‍♂️

Abraham: Wait, what? This is all your fault, now Sarah is going to poison me.

God: Dude, you are a terrible father, you didn't even protest, like you've been looking for an excuse to kill the boy.

Abraham: OMG!!!��‍♂️

God: Shut up. Now I want you to cut off the foreskin of your penis.

is this suppose to be sarcasm? grin

I actually laughed though.

Crime › Re: Nigerian Men Killing Their Wives In The United States. by joseph1832(m): 7:12pm On Jul 23, 2020

danny56:
Shut up... What is free about their perverted law going against what bible said?

get lost.

Politics › Re: Ngige To Faleke: "You Are A Small Boy, I No Get Time For You" by joseph1832(m): 8:05am On Jul 23, 2020

Oh boy dem finish Faleke! "Mushin boy from Kogi". Chai!!!.

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Politics › Re: 774,000 Jobs: Keyamo Risks Going To Jail - Senator Na'allah by joseph1832(m): 8:39pm On Jul 22, 2020

Nonsense.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by joseph1832(m): 5:50pm On Jul 22, 2020

Expert17:
He told DDG to play rubbish against Chelsea baa

he give DDG instruction and DDG no follow am. Simple.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by joseph1832(m): 5:28pm On Jul 22, 2020

melodyogonna:
Na Ole dey play the ball?

no but na him dey tell the players wetin dem go play.

TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by joseph1832(m): 2:10pm On Jul 22, 2020

The Walking Dead. Season 10.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by joseph1832(m): 12:02pm On Jul 22, 2020

patrickmuf:
Well, we need to win today with a good margin just so we can afford a narrow loss vs Leicester City...

today's match is the decider, not the one against Leicester City. If we win today, all we need against Leicester is a draw. But hey, I won't he surprise if Ole mess it up again because I've discovered when it matters most, Ole doesn't always deliver.

Let's hope he proves me wrong today.

Education › Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Day Of Your Life In School? by joseph1832(m): 11:57am On Jul 22, 2020

Ishilove:
I vomitted fufu

morning or afternoon? grin

TV/Movies › Re: My Experience At Big Brother Naija Audition Last Year by joseph1832(m): 10:46am On Jul 21, 2020

7800 naira for the BBNAIJA form, I'll like to ask how many people bought the form. grin

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by joseph1832(m): 12:21am On Jul 21, 2020

armadeo:
You sabi am well well.

I was just laughing when I saw the trailer.

Cant even remember the movie but i watch am belle full that year.

do you remember this movie, Death Car On The Freeway?

Cc: Ishilove.

TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by joseph1832(m): 8:01pm On Jul 20, 2020

Star Wars: Clone Wars.

Second time I'm seeing it. Totally awesome. Nice to see how things were before Disney took over and scattered everything.

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by joseph1832(m): 6:47pm On Jul 19, 2020

Ishilove:
I'm not old enough to remember

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhzBmAbJBn8

The movie I remember is The Mad Bomber. NTA showed that movie so many times I knew the dialogue almost word for word. The guy was a psychopath!

(1973)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSDWmiu82x8

how lovely. Never knew all this stuff is on YouTube.

I'm still surprise you don't remember Our Man Flint. Heard they considered using him as James Bond once upon a time.

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by joseph1832(m): 2:51pm On Jul 19, 2020

Ishilove:
No I haven't. Never even heard of the movie till now.

wow. It was a hit back in the day. Same with Madame Sin. Though I can barely remember it now. Only memory I have of Our Man Flint was when he dived from a very high cliff into the ocean or so.

NTA2 Channel 5 never failed to show Our Man Flint and Madame Sin back to back.

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TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by joseph1832(m): 11:55am On Jul 19, 2020

Ishilove:
I do think his character was modeled after the James Bond character because as I watched the trailer, I was immediately struck by the similarities.

You've not watched Our Man Flint before? Lol.

Crime › Re: Nigerian Men Killing Their Wives In The United States. by joseph1832(m): 7:55pm On Jul 18, 2020

I believe some Nigerian men abroad likes to keep their wives here in Nigeria, because they're afraid of what they might do, when they discover what it truly mean to be free.

Rest In Peace Lady.

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Music/Radio › Re: List Of 150 Of The Greatest Nigerian Songs By Naptu2 by joseph1832(m): 11:33am On Jul 18, 2020

whirlwind7:
One thing you guys need to understand is that, not every song can be on the list. Even if he were to make it a list of 500 songs, not all the great songs will be listed. That's impossible.

Meanwhile, I know this song u mentioned, and I agree it is a great song. It is also available on YouTube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBsdNqVXTZ8

I understand. Thank you.

Celebrities › Re: Abuja-Based Entertainers Celebrate Regina Daniels And Husband On New Baby by joseph1832(m): 8:38pm On Jul 17, 2020

Ishilove:
My sweetheart it is this kind of fuckery that inspired my poem 'I Do Not Like The Taste of Ass'

oh really. Would really love to read the poem. grin

Celebrities › Re: Abuja-Based Entertainers Celebrate Regina Daniels And Husband On New Baby by joseph1832(m): 6:11pm On Jul 17, 2020

Ishilove:
This kind of ass kissing is legendary. Some of these people did not even know her before she married Ned Nwoko, but now everyone is famzing in order to get connections.

that's the wonderful story of Nigeria!. Too many ass lickers and kissers

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Music/Radio › Re: List Of 150 Of The Greatest Nigerian Songs By Naptu2 by joseph1832(m): 1:04pm On Jul 17, 2020

Naptu2. I think you missed a song. Dude is a Calabar guy or so. Etien T. Boy if I spell the name right, title of the song is Chop I Chop.

Romance › Re: Dear Ladies, Please Avoid Stingy Guys. by joseph1832(m): 9:42pm On Jul 16, 2020

Ishilove:

Why so serious. grin

Romance › Re: Dear Ladies, Please Avoid Stingy Guys. by joseph1832(m): 7:59pm On Jul 16, 2020

Ishilove:
You made too much sense.

To all my extremely stingy boyfriends: JasonJi denna, Izzo u, J111 333, Josep h1832, Truth 234, this is a wake up call for all of you to sit up.

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