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RomanceRe: #BBN: Nigerians Are Wonderful by joseph1832(m): 11:23am On Apr 06, 2017
TSOM:
Darn! Here I was, after reading his original post, thinking,' Joe would have a field day battering the author who's infamous for being two-faced' and who was the second person to register his presence on the thread? You! cheesy

He raised valid points; maybe he's as guilty as those he's trying to castigate or he's just compulsively megalomaniac but he's right. Let's focus on the message, not the messenger.
Indeed my good friend, he raised valid points, but still, I've always believed the messenger should be as good as the message he's trying to spread.

Imagine a pastor saying "fornication is a sin" and he's caught red handed with his penis_ inside a well lubricated vagina? That is, a vagina he's not married to.

Now what do you call such a pastor? grin
RomanceRe: #BBN: Nigerians Are Wonderful by joseph1832(m): 11:18am On Apr 06, 2017
professorfal:
grin

If you don't like the show you know what to do. Your epistle won't stop enthusiasts from watching rather increases the publicity.

This post of yours shows you've been following the show from inception and will keep till the end. If you despise it so much you wouldn't care and would have opt out from the first episode you watched.
In other for one to criticise a thing, one must know about that thing, study it and observe it to the fullest. Why do you hear people say "in other to catch a thief, you have to be a thief".
RomanceRe: #BBN: Nigerians Are Wonderful by joseph1832(m): 11:15am On Apr 06, 2017
izzou:
cool

I saw a rally yesterday in warri where people were seeking votes for one of the contestants, and that was the moment I knew there may be little or no hope for Nigeria
Anybody who still has hope for Nigeria is, according to D'Banj "On a long thing".
RomanceRe: #BBN: Nigerians Are Wonderful by joseph1832(m): 11:13am On Apr 06, 2017
TonyeBarcanista:
Sure, it isn't unexpected... But posterity will not be kind to us if we don't speak out.
Just like posterity will judge you for spreading half truth and deceiving those who are non the wiser.

I'll say this again, Tonye, you of all people is in no position to say what is right, moral or otherwise, cos I know your thirst for political prostitution, just like that of Atiku and FFK, knows no bound.

You're just like sand, you go wherever the wind takes you, and that wind is whoever pay you starvation wages for you to quench your lust for political prostitution.
RomanceRe: #BBN: Nigerians Are Wonderful by joseph1832(m): 11:00am On Apr 06, 2017
You're in no position to throw tantrums and write half baked whatever you want to call it, OP.
FamilyRe: I'm Tired Of My Marriage!!! Please Help by joseph1832(m): 10:58am On Apr 06, 2017
Ishilove:
Lmao!! Joseph!!! cheesy cheesy
Kilode? grin
FamilyRe: I'm Tired Of My Marriage!!! Please Help by joseph1832(m): 10:35am On Apr 06, 2017
Ishilove:
Hello dear, please send my warm regards to your mother and sisters.
I'd like to send my erect penis_ to the dolt's sisters, I'm sure they'll spread wide and give me a worthy entry.
PoliticsRe: If Nigeria Breaks, The North Will Be The Poorest – Emir Of Kano Says by joseph1832(m): 10:32am On Apr 06, 2017
pcei:
Emir of Kano, Sanusi Muhammad II says if
Nigeria were to break up into components
today, Northern Nigeria would be the poorest countries in the world.
The Monarch said this in his key note address during the opening ceremony of Kaduna State’s Investment and Economic summit (KADINVEST), titled ‘Promoting Investment Amidst Economic Challenges’ in Kaduna state today April 5th.


Emir stressed that it would be a disservice to use the standard of living of Nigerians residing in oil rich Niger Delta or commercially viable Lagos and business oriented south-east, to compare that of the North. According to the Emir, the North East and North West regions are the most poorest regions in the country and even in the world.


“As far back at 2000, I looked at the numbers, Borno and Yobe states, UNDP figures, Borno and Yobe states, if they were a country on their own, were poorer than Niger, Cameroon and Chad.

Nobody saw this because we were looking at Nigeria as a country that averages the oil-rich Niger Delta, the industrial and commercial-rich Lagos, the commercially viable southeast, and you have an average.Break Nigeria into its component parts, and these parts of the country
are among the poorest, if it were a country.

And we do not realise we are in trouble”he said Continuing the monarch said “Other Muslim countries have pushed on. We are fighting culture, we are fighting civilisation. You tell me that you should not write love book in northern Nigerian. What is the crime of those
books?” he asked.


He decried the burning of science books in some parts of the North due to religious beliefs. On the culture of marrying more than one wife and given birth to children without proper Family planning, Sanusi said.


“Of what benefit is it to the north, having three million children roaming about?” he asks.
Add your source. tongue
PoliticsRe: If Nigeria Breaks, The North Will Be The Poorest – Emir Of Kano Says by joseph1832(m): 10:30am On Apr 06, 2017
musicwriter:
If you're poor in the North you should build more mosques. Just build more mosques!!. Give your girls out for marriage at age 9 without education and they must teach their children the most important thing on earth is Islam. Of course, they must also learn to Jihad by age 11 to protect their faith against infidels. Each person must visit the mosque 10 times in a day to pray. And hurray!!. Allah would provide wealth and development.
Sarcasm at its finest, but it shouldn't be.
PetsRe: Dog Saves Wedding Party From Suicide Bomber Near Maiduguri by joseph1832(m): 9:15am On Apr 06, 2017
Skmoda360:
for dreams abi... 99.9% Nigerians have criminal minds besides you are not exempted.
I'm curious to know how you arrived at that percentage? Can you share the method you used in getting that percent with me, so I can use and see for myself?
PetsRe: Dog Saves Wedding Party From Suicide Bomber Near Maiduguri by joseph1832(m): 9:32pm On Apr 05, 2017
DollarAngel:
Done that
Done what? You said dogs are more loyal, I asked you to explain, and you say "done that" How is that explaining? huh
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Looking At President Buhari: Caption This Photo by joseph1832(m): 9:31pm On Apr 05, 2017
sarrki:
Magnificent valors
Now this sound like you just watched The Man In The Iron Mask. grin
PetsRe: Dog Saves Wedding Party From Suicide Bomber Near Maiduguri by joseph1832(m): 9:27pm On Apr 05, 2017
tmgold007:
Dogs are more loyal than humans
Explain, please?
PetsRe: Dog Saves Wedding Party From Suicide Bomber Near Maiduguri by joseph1832(m): 9:26pm On Apr 05, 2017
xynerise:
You speak like you are not from this planet. No need arguing with you. You are only being irrational
Like I said, loyalty defers. Don't use your misfortune with friends and girlfriends as a yardstick to judge that of others.

Now please do piss off.
PetsRe: Dog Saves Wedding Party From Suicide Bomber Near Maiduguri by joseph1832(m): 9:20pm On Apr 05, 2017
xynerise:
Maybe you don't have friends or you haven't dated before. Go and have friends and you will be the one to explain to us
What manner of nonsense is this? I ask for an explanation and you're busy drawing up baseless assumptions?

If your friends have been disloyal to you, mine certainly haven't. The loyalty of a real friend, that is a real friend and a real and true girlfriend can not and will never match that of a dog, simple!

If you've been betrayed by your friends and use and dumped by your girl friend doesn't mean others have. Learn not to generalise.
PetsRe: Dog Saves Wedding Party From Suicide Bomber Near Maiduguri by joseph1832(m): 9:12pm On Apr 05, 2017
9jaBloke:
.

I'm sure u are kidding.
I kid you not.
PetsRe: Dog Saves Wedding Party From Suicide Bomber Near Maiduguri by joseph1832(m): 9:12pm On Apr 05, 2017
asahnwaKC:
Very wrong.....As loyal as a dog....
That's a simile. Merely comparing.
PetsRe: Dog Saves Wedding Party From Suicide Bomber Near Maiduguri by joseph1832(m): 9:11pm On Apr 05, 2017
DollarAngel:
You are wrong, Dogs are more loyal
Kindly explain, please. smiley

xynerise:
False
CelebritiesRe: Davido's Sextape In South Africa: Singer Denies, "That Ain't Me" (Video, Photos) by joseph1832(m): 8:53pm On Apr 05, 2017
cao:
Why do people like having photographic and/or video evidence of their stupidity?
It's the nature of their stupidity. A stupid individual just can't help but show you he's stupid, just like a mad man.
PetsRe: Dog Saves Wedding Party From Suicide Bomber Near Maiduguri by joseph1832(m): 8:50pm On Apr 05, 2017
Seun:
Kudos to the dog. They can be so loyal and brave.
Humans are much loyal.
Christianity EtcRe: If You Marry Wife Through Facebook, You Will Lose Her On Youtube- Pastor Adeboye by joseph1832(m): 8:33pm On Apr 05, 2017
UltraLeslie1:
He will turn the political section into idle chat room cheesy
LOL. More like show the entire cyber space just how ill-educated and badly enlightened/exposed he is. The dude finds it hard to make friends with facts! That's why his best place to lay he bleached head is Romance section, where un-informed juvenile opinion is the order of the day.
Poems For ReviewRe: SDV Poetry Contest [SDVPC] by joseph1832(m): 8:16pm On Apr 05, 2017
Njokunonsochukwu:
The winner chooses....
2K is way too little, like way too little, dude.
RomanceRe: One Day Women In Hijab Will Be More Attractive Than Those Bitches In Bikini-lady by joseph1832(m): 8:12pm On Apr 05, 2017
Imithea:
Things are looking up. How is it going?
So far, so good. The year started well, like really really well. I'm all smiles. smiley

So, what's been up with you, you're on and off here, I notice.
RomanceRe: One Day Women In Hijab Will Be More Attractive Than Those Bitches In Bikini-lady by joseph1832(m): 7:41pm On Apr 05, 2017
Imithea:
I missed this.
Is that right? grin So, howdy do, lass?
Poems For ReviewRe: SDV Poetry Contest [SDVPC] by joseph1832(m): 7:40pm On Apr 05, 2017
Njokunonsochukwu:
¤Stories Da Viba Poetry Contest¤

Are you a Poet or Poetess?. Do you mince words into poetic stories?. SDV POETRY CONTEST 2017 is for you.

!X!Stipulations For The Contest.
::No Age trend, Nationality or complexs.

:: Must be 14 lines of word crafting.

:: Poems Must be submitted before 20th April, 2017.

:: Any Copyright issue would result to instant disqualification of the contestant.

:: 10 contestants would be shortlisted for the final round after submissions.

!X! HOW DO I SUBMIT?

Ist Step: Follow the link https://mobile.facebook.com/Stories-Da-Viba-1652638698339454/ and Like the page.

2nd Step: Message your poem through the message Box of the Page.

3rd Step : Keep your arms crossed for any announcement.

!X! WHAT'S THE PRIZE??
*The Winner goes home with #2000 worth of airtime.

*The winner's poem gets published in Most blogs, websites and writing summits.

* He/She can propose for the airtime in cash.

Warning: Every contestant should adhere to the rules and regulation of the contest. FAILURE to do so, warrants instant disqualification from the page.
SPONSORS ARE ALSO NEEDED!!. YOU CAN CHAT UP THROUGH THIS EMAIL
njokunonsochukwu@ gmail.com. Thanks.
Seriously? 2,000 Naira worth of airtime or cash? cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: If You Marry Wife Through Facebook, You Will Lose Her On Youtube- Pastor Adeboye by joseph1832(m): 7:33pm On Apr 05, 2017
UltraLeslie1:
Brother, only on the internet does a toad boasts to have wings.

Before the embarrassing revelation his scamming penchants, he's been posing as NL's biggest and baddest guy who travels to Dubai routinely
He can only pose and lie his wits out. The girls he massage his ego about dating, he can't even buy a bus ticket to go see them, and the one who visited him once, he made it seem like she visited him like forever. What a loser!.

The dude is surrounded by lies. One would think lie was present in the labour room when his mother shat him into this world.

Sometimes I wonder what would happen if Nairaland, nope, Romance section is scrapped? Fancy the loser debating in Politics or Religion section? LMAO!.
Christianity EtcRe: If You Marry Wife Through Facebook, You Will Lose Her On Youtube- Pastor Adeboye by joseph1832(m): 6:26pm On Apr 05, 2017
UltraLeslie1:
Hahahaha, no 5k no deal. And when there's a promise of 5k reward , betrayal ensues
I stopped wondering why a person will sell his pride for 5K. Imagine, it's not even up to the amount spent drinking and eating peppersoup the first time we met. grin Talkless of the one spent when I, you, FTBOY and Obontami hung out at E-74. Neither is it up to the amount spent when I, you and Obontami met at Laparias Hotel.

Men bro, we spend cash! I wonder why a failed, depraved melanin metamorphose un-intelligent marooned Romance section most disgraced all timer sold his soul for something that little? huh

To think the runs-girls/ashawos in Nairaland collect 2 to 4 times that sum per night and they've not been disgraced and grossly embarrassed they way he is. grin cheesy grin cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: If You Marry Wife Through Facebook, You Will Lose Her On Youtube- Pastor Adeboye by joseph1832(m): 3:59pm On Apr 05, 2017
UltraLeslie1:
The fastly-appraoching-menopause hoe sent her pics and bio data to an albino scammer who couldn't even pay his own internet subscription. cheesy

And when the albino found out he was dealing with a penny-pincher of sadistic culture-less slut, he offloaded her like northerners offload rotting tomatoes grin
I bet the guy doesn't have any use for women who can't buy him recharge cards and give him 5K. grin
CelebritiesRe: Davido's Sextape In South Africa: Singer Denies, "That Ain't Me" (Video, Photos) by joseph1832(m): 3:56pm On Apr 05, 2017
Sure looks like him. But people now make it a habit of denying anything, even when they're shown hard facts, right handsam? grin
FamilyRe: What Is The Biggest Lesson Life Has Taught You? by joseph1832(m): 2:11pm On Apr 05, 2017
maiahsaiah:
Not to be over grateful
Really? But how is one "over grateful"?

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