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CelebritiesRe: Davido's Sextape In South Africa: Singer Denies, "That Ain't Me" (Video, Photos) by joseph1832(m): 3:56pm On Apr 05, 2017
Sure looks like him. But people now make it a habit of denying anything, even when they're shown hard facts, right handsam? grin
FamilyRe: What Is The Biggest Lesson Life Has Taught You? by joseph1832(m): 2:11pm On Apr 05, 2017
maiahsaiah:
Not to be over grateful
Really? But how is one "over grateful"?
RomanceRe: See Girls That Will Be Coming With Me To Nairaland Pool Party by joseph1832(m): 12:54pm On Apr 05, 2017
NLevents:
Venue: De Renaissance Hotel Ikeja, beside ikeja city mall

Fee: 3,500 for guys and 1,500 for the ladies
Why did you use White girls in the poster? Couldn't you have made the girls African or nigerian?
HealthRe: Meningitis – All You Need To Know by joseph1832(m): 11:43am On Apr 05, 2017
I was vaccinated when I served in the north. What I read here is different from what they told us oh.
Christianity EtcRe: If You Marry Wife Through Facebook, You Will Lose Her On Youtube- Pastor Adeboye by joseph1832(m): 11:35am On Apr 05, 2017
UltraLeslie1:
But you were desperate enough to send your pics and bio to a broke Nairaland albino who in turn betrayed you and leaked your ugly, hijab-enveloped pics to all of romaceland.

Poor you. Your life is so pathetic you vent your frustrations in your diary and fume over nl monikers.

Even nairaland broke vagabonds rejected you like a leprosy-sufferer.

please, doveda,aka daretodiffer, dare2differ, audrea,kikelomo, moroundutu et al , stop stalking fun-lovings girls here.

just learn to keep your frustrations to yourself.
LMAO! Didn't know she communicated with the melanin depraved boy outside NL. grin
RomanceRe: One Day Women In Hijab Will Be More Attractive Than Those Bitches In Bikini-lady by joseph1832(m): 11:32am On Apr 05, 2017
Imithea:
Joe!

I see you always.
Really? Where and when, if I may ask? grin
PoliticsRe: The Birth Of A Nation - Truth234 by joseph1832(m): 11:30am On Apr 05, 2017
TonyeBarcanista:
Happy Birthday to you my boss, brother and friend! Your piece is eye opening and I am happy that with people like you our generation won't lack the necessary leadership to drive the nation when the baton eventually falls on us
The baton falls on who, you? Like you, Tonye? You who is known for his undying affinity to lie, spread falsehood, deceive and cajole people just to please your stomach wants to lead? Hian!.

Dude, you'd be no better than our current an past leaders cos they ooze the vibe you spew here with such magnificent quality.
RomanceRe: One Day Women In Hijab Will Be More Attractive Than Those Bitches In Bikini-lady by joseph1832(m): 11:27am On Apr 05, 2017
Imithea:
Can't see it.
Can you see me?
RomanceRe: See Girls That Will Be Coming With Me To Nairaland Pool Party by joseph1832(m): 9:41am On Apr 05, 2017
sinaj:
the vapour will evn resuscitate me b4 he pours me d water grin
LOL. It'll still be hot, don't you think so? cheesy
RomanceRe: See Girls That Will Be Coming With Me To Nairaland Pool Party by joseph1832(m): 9:33am On Apr 05, 2017
sinaj:
u r wicked cry *faints*
Hmmm. Careful so someone won't pour hot water on you thinking it's cold, just to resuscitate you. Lol.
Poems For ReviewRe: Dark Thoughts - Poetry by joseph1832(m): 9:17pm On Apr 04, 2017
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PoliticsRe: Meningitis: God’s Punishment For Fornication - Yari, Zamfara Governor Says by joseph1832(m): 9:11pm On Apr 04, 2017
What a magnificent and yet myopic nonsense coming from the governor!
PoliticsRe: 2019: Why Buhari's Exit Is Sacrosanct by joseph1832(m):
TonyeBarcanista:
You mean the Amaechi led PDP? Which of the PDP?
Did Amaechi lead PDP to win the 1999 presidential election? Did he lead the PDP to win the 2003 presidential election? Did he lead the PDP to win the 2007 presidential election etc?

What seem to be your deal, Mr man? Do you love to spread half-truth just to make stomach infrastructure to feed you and your entire lineage?

I hope you can see how your lies is being hung on the hanger of truth for all with any semblance of sense to see?
PoliticsRe: 2019: Why Buhari's Exit Is Sacrosanct by joseph1832(m): 9:01pm On Apr 04, 2017
TonyeBarcanista:
Waht is it with your obsession with PDP? Who is PDP? Is it PDP that told Buhari to be wasting our common patrimony on his ill-health? Is it PDP that brought us to recession? Is it PDP that send him abroad?
I wonder why you didn't ask GEJ this question when he looked to the Moon and let politicians plunder our common wealth. Still, I even ponder why you became mute when Boko Haram sent our soldiers running up and down like kids without teachers. Tell me, how much was allocated for security during Jonathan's administration and what happened to the money allocated?

As per the Poll, can you say your life has improved within the last two years? can your relatives and neighbors say same? Manipulation of opinion poll does not invalidate the reality on ground.
Anybody who knows what is good for him or her will never look to the government for improve life or health. Government from 1960 have always been deaf to the plight of the masses. So I wonder why your myopic search light is focused on this present administration.

BTW How many Buharists of 2015 are proud of him. today?

Nigeria first!
How many Jonathan's are proud of him today? Those who are proud of him I'm confident to say are those who are as incompetent and ineffectual like him. That is, people like you!.
RomanceRe: What Is The Craziest Ever Thing You Have Done In Bed? by joseph1832(m): 10:07am On Apr 03, 2017
Hannysmilez:
Haha. I'm sure you'd find it that
You know me well. Lol. wink
RomanceRe: What Is The Craziest Ever Thing You Have Done In Bed? by joseph1832(m): 5:58am On Apr 03, 2017
Hannysmilez:
I licked the sweat off his whole upperbody-including his armpits.
shocked shocked shocked Intriguing. Lol.
RomanceRe: Help!! I Can't Do Anything Perfectly by joseph1832(m): 11:00pm On Apr 02, 2017
Hannysmilez:
Thanks so much honey. You remembered?!! Im shook.
I did have fun,too much fun.
You're welcome.

All fools day is hard to forget. LOL. Cheers Han. You're extremely bae. kiss wink
TV/MoviesRe: #BBNaija: Nigerians React To Bally's Eviction (photos) by joseph1832(m): 10:01pm On Apr 02, 2017
Papiikush:
I gave up on the failed show when Tony left. Still kept on with the show from the sidelines because of bally.

Now I have come to understand Nigeria is just a country filled with people who celebrate dummies and "suffer heads"

If it was big brother Africa, Tony, bally and bassey could have been the strongest rivals because these are the people who made the show worth watching

. Efe would have been evicted alongside Miyonse and soma the very first week.
Why do you think Efe would have been evicted if the show was BBAfrica?
FashionRe: The Body Cream (Lotion) That Costs N250,000 Reviewed By Jaaruma by joseph1832(m): 8:59pm On Apr 02, 2017
Ishilove:
I wonder why I didn't notice the woman's boobs until the guys on this thread started mentioning it. undecided
Probably cos yours are bigger... grin
FashionRe: The Body Cream (Lotion) That Costs N250,000 Reviewed By Jaaruma by joseph1832(m): 8:54pm On Apr 02, 2017
Ishilove:
Not in my dictionary, Big Joe
"Like I never heard that before". Damn! I love that movie.
FashionRe: The Body Cream (Lotion) That Costs N250,000 Reviewed By Jaaruma by joseph1832(m): 8:39pm On Apr 02, 2017
Ishilove:
Your intentions are of a sexual, not noble nature smiley
What else can be more noble if not one with sexual attachment? grin
FashionRe: The Body Cream (Lotion) That Costs N250,000 Reviewed By Jaaruma by joseph1832(m): 8:31pm On Apr 02, 2017
Ishilove:
Why won't I scream when you were not being a gentle man? grin
Yea yea. I remember telling you I'm not a gentle man, that I'm noble cos my intention is noble. grin
PoliticsRe: ONDO STATE: Akeredolu Dissolve LGA Chairmen, Appoints New Caretaker Chairmen by joseph1832(m): 8:26pm On Apr 02, 2017
TonyeBarcanista:
There is already an existing judgement from a High Court, the Governor can't approach another High Court to overrule the verdict of a Court of coordinate jurisdiction. This is the height of executive rascality
Cry us a river. tongue
FashionRe: The Body Cream (Lotion) That Costs N250,000 Reviewed By Jaaruma by joseph1832(m): 8:24pm On Apr 02, 2017
Ishilove:
You can't handle me in za oda room cheesy
Yea right. Like you kept screaming "Joe don't touch my..." whenever we met in the place where life is easy, just to keep me from handling you in zee oda room. grin
FashionRe: The Body Cream (Lotion) That Costs N250,000 Reviewed By Jaaruma by joseph1832(m): 8:13pm On Apr 02, 2017
Ishilove:
Well... that information is strictly classified grin grin
Care to tell me in zee oda room? grin
FashionRe: The Body Cream (Lotion) That Costs N250,000 Reviewed By Jaaruma by joseph1832(m): 8:06pm On Apr 02, 2017
Ishilove:
Oh yes I do. I massage the cream into the bosoms slowly and gently... wink tongue
Hmmm.. tell me more.. and please don't make me drool. grin Em, do you massage your nipples_? grin Like a gentle stroke to the left, then a lil circle around your areola, slowly... wink
FashionRe: The Body Cream (Lotion) That Costs N250,000 Reviewed By Jaaruma by joseph1832(m): 7:59pm On Apr 02, 2017
Ishilove:
Lol. The cream I use is a lot cheaper cheesy
In an expensive way. Em, tell me, you rub the cream on those gorgeous bosoms of yours? wink grin
FamilyRe: What Is The Biggest Lesson Life Has Taught You? by joseph1832(m): 7:47pm On Apr 02, 2017
TonyeBarcanista:
Life is about Ups and Downs, make use of your opportunity.

Position yourself and be prepared, chance and luck only favors the prepared mind.

Never forget your root...

Humility pays, look down on no one


Power is transient, treat people that come your way in fairness...
Never thought you'd actually make a post I'll agree with 100%
Poems For ReviewRe: Listen To Me (A Satire). by joseph1832(op): 5:24pm On Apr 02, 2017
McBrooklyn:
Wow, I fûcking love this piece... Wehdonesir cool


@TheEmboldened part though... cheesy grin
LOL. Thank you for liking it. smiley
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