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Anas09:
I sign off on you. Bye Joe.

Please don't go. I promise I'll be nice from now on.

Anas09:
Sorry, it's my fault. I followed you to Romance section. I have never on my own been here. I think I made wrong choice following you.

Come on... Take a chill pill. Don't tell me you're this stiff?

Anas09:
LOlzzz. So life is all about sex? Do other things, like prayer. Now you know, that calling that my friend wasn't for sex. BTW, why shd I be talking sex with a stranger in public?

I never said life was about sex, did I? I do other things, and prayer isn't among them, to say the least, at least. And I never said we should talk about sex in public, wasn't that why I wanted to call you? besides, talking sex with a stranger gives quite a kick, you should try it, you just might like it.

SirVintageCock:
OK, let's take the price of rice , shall we

From 8,500-23,500.

Oh yea... Let's start from 1999 shall we?

Anas09:
Oh Joe, am Celibate. I dodn't do sex.

Yikes... So what do you do, then?

Anas09:
I find your aura calm and gentle. Pls don't join these guys in so much vulgarities and lewdness you hear? You know what mean right? "The bushy veejays and all" Keep being nice.

LOL. If you say so. But I'm still ill... Shall we listen to Mavin Gaye's Sexual Healing together?.

Anas09:
What is wrong with you Joe? Head or stomach?

Its more of sexual...

lezz:

Aye, you claimed that much. She becomes different things in Nairaland depending on the topic under discuss.

When you discuss law, she turns into a lawyer.
If you talked about gender equality, she morphs into a feminist.

If you argue logic, she claims to be a logician.

The only thing she hasn't agreed to become in Nairaland is her reality: a dirty, hijab-wearing crone with a wrinkling face ridden with lines of sorrows.

Her handles are 9, have you known any female in the history of nairaland that has 9 handles? Don't believe me? Ask smart choices!! Or BossKratøs.

Daretodiffer has personlity disorder and cyber maladaptation.

Kunu-drinking, gworo-swilling dry cünt

Good lord! And she's here talking about one getting a job, when she obviously needs one more than anyone.

Come to think of it, she already has a job, being wife to an Alhaji who shagged her ass often thinking its her vagina because he's too old to know the difference between a vagina and an asshole.

Then again, can you blame the poor ol' Alhaji? When all he sees is just a very bushy vagina? A shame bro, a real shame.

Anas09:
LOlzzz Joe, leave me biko. he was very ill, just wanted to call when he couldn't post here.

I'm ill also. you can call me.

Anas09:
Never knew. I thought they stand for integrity.

That's what they make people believe.

daretodiffer:
I have told you several times that if you want to communicate with me, you will need to write intelligibly. I know you and your fellow goats enjoy reading meaningful nonsense, I don't. It is too amusing to reply.


Have you gotten a job yet? . I am 100% certain that you haven't. If you had been able to, you won't be on cyberspace trying to convince yourself over and over again that you are a man. GO AND GET A JOB AND A WIFE, MR ALPHA MAN . Use of meaningful nonsense, support of other low-lifers and continuous use of explicit words do not make you a man. Go get a REAL life darling!


Joseph 1832, I want to see a picture of your shop. . Have you stocked it yet?

Well I didn't know people work on Saturdays

Ishilove ohhhhh abeg shey the embolden make you laugh abi? LMAO. It shows you how demented some Nairalanders are, they are so willing to believe anything and whatever thing.

Shioor. Its a shame. Couldn't even occur to this delusional female that, the picture I posted could have been a random picture.

Hey daretodiffer, if you believe I'm the owner of that shop in that picture I upload, then you need to believe me when I tell you that YOU ARE A SORRY EXCUSE FOR A WOMAN!.

Tolexander:
And someone will still come to tell us Africans are no more colonized by the Europeans!

We are still under the modern form of colonialism!

Its called neo-colonialism. The white man is ever full of ever changing ways to imprison the minds of Africans.

Anas09:
How is your health? Twice I have dropped my number, U ve not called.

You can drop your number, I'll call ASAP. That's my word.

lezz:


[b] My ribs hurt!!!

What do you expect of a muttonhead like daretodiffer?

Someone who claims to be a lawyer but couldn't spell "precedent"

A lawyer who doesn't know Nigeria's laws are part of received English law. And she says she studied in Scotland. She doesn't even know the similarities between our marriage statute and that of the UK


So I busted her sham and she confessed to be a law student. But a law student should know these facts especially one who claims to be a final year student.

And then she logged on to NL with her Akike handle to engage me in a debate , when I turned the screw up her ass, she claimed to be a logician by profession.

Then at another instance, she came to me with a ridiculous claim. She said her grandmother had "two jobs" as a liberated women.

And when I probed further, I discovered her ground mother halked tuwo and sold kunu.

I told her her grand mother had two petty trade or business and wasn't employed to do two jobs.


This is the semi biography of a woman who suffers from acute and severe hallucinations and disturbances.

Daretodiffer is mentally handicapped, psychologically melting away and suffers sever attention deficit syndrome.

She preaches female liberation but she's the 3rd wife of a 65 year old Alhaji. And is compelled to don hijab all her days much against her wish.

She's just a Nairaland tagalong. [/b]

The colored caught my attention, daretodiffer, dare2differ, doveda, akike, D2diff, said she is a lawyer? wow!

First she said she lived in Scotland, now she's a lawyer, men oh men! Its as if lying now put food on the table for her and her elk.

Its such a shame that people like her, go around deceiving people here, by spewing all manner of nonsense, just so they can sound big and live the big life, life has denied them offline.

I now believe its a total waste of my time engaging one as demented as her.

Anas09:
Hahahahahahahaha. The CIA lies?

Yep, they do, better than anyone else. The thing is there lies are so coated with truth, it takes more than an average intellect to see throw it.

Anas09:
You know? it really really bits me how humans terms
What animals does good, so indulge in it. They are animals. They don't have reasoning faculties. Oh shit.

I'll advice you not believe anything that girl say. She has a reputation of lying more than the C.I.A.

lezz:
What can I say

You're wiping your dripping vagina dry just because of Her.

Bïtch hit the local search bar, daretodiffer is Nairaland's renowned sadistic schizoaffective , foremost degenerate and illogical crone.

Looooooooolz. You just become a puppet to NL's bemedalled sleazebucket and masochist.

I thought you had common sense to make up for your intellectual shallowness. Sorry, life's dealt you an unfair lot too

Oh what a shame. Even she failed to know that, in life, you keep your enemies closer than your friends, and degenerates like our common dyslexic, amorous, paranoid schizophrenic enemy, who possess a busy vagina that hasn't been expose to the joy and wonder of a shaving stick, always look for easy people to drag down her abyss of bushy vagina.

Imagine trying to shag that mentally imbalance degenerate who always dared to differ from reason and logic. A shaving stick will definitely fail you, then you get a machete, of course it will fail you, then you get electric razor, bad news, no light! Then voila! Solution at last... A chain saw!!!!.

You can call me lumberjack Joe.

MUVA:
What is dead cannot die.

Oh so you're a reanimated corpse.. How nice. LOL

wordychap:
The living condition of d average Nigerian was far better than it is now - high cost of goods n services now with stagnation or even reduction (job losses) is an indicator.

Its not paper propaganda, the same 'paper propaganda' states that Nigeria is presently in a stage of stagflation heading to recession; everyone can fill it.

Can you provide me with a reputable link that shows how the living condition of the average nigerian, differs from what was obtainable from 2010-2015?

2015 before handover, 'paper propaganda' stated that Nigeria met d millinium development goal on agriculture and food production two years ahead of 2015 target set by the United Nations, thereby earning a special award by the Food and Agriculture Organization of the United Nations- Nigerians felt it in cost of food items.

Still, how did meeting the millennium development goal affect the lives of the average nigerian?

I tell you, its not today I know or hear of how Tomatoes became scarce.

obontami:
Don't sweat it breh, I got this

Okay, if you say so...

Ginaz:
the guy is hot in the pants, you can't blame him. All he thinks is his pants

I see. And what do you think of?

MUVA:
Very serious

Okay then, your funeral.

MUVA:
Buhari needs to look into this.


#TeamMeaty

Like seriously

Dude, honestly, with these threads of yours, you're starting to sound a lot like Durentt. His opposite I mean, just cut it out. If you feel the need to say or ask such things, just open a diary.

Gosh!.

MarieSucre:
You're right But it is called Opening a Discussion. Do you know that the #blacklivesmatter movement of America started primarily from the internet, twitter to be exact before they ever took to the streets. For instance I never knew about this info till this thread was opened.
People need to know where things are wrong in the society and where their laws are being denied or truncated, and drops of words will over-time become a tidal wave that will overcome adversity.

Do you think or believe what is obtainable is the U.S is what is obtainable here?