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Foreign AffairsRe: Pictures Of Orlando Shooting Candle Night by joseph1832(m): 11:14am On Jun 14, 2016
Psylas:
What peeps don't understand
I sure hope all this extend to weed smokers.
RomanceRe: 18+ Picture: What Is Your Bad Habit? by joseph1832(m): 11:11am On Jun 14, 2016
obiorathesubtle:
Lol.. The only bad habit I have is refusing to shave.. I hate shaving..


Plus I bite my fingernails.. I never let them grow..


Then I just like holding my balls, I just like feeling the soft skin..


Then I like putting ice cubes inside my ass.. It's like orgasm..


Then I like walking around without a shirt, and when I'm alone at home.. I'd get nakêd and dance to loud music


Then I like peeing in the bath tub.


I also eat wall nuts then throw the shells at orphan children


I once plugged one end of a USB cable to my ass and the other end to my laptop.. Then I saw "removable disk A inserted".. I saw pictures of the girl I had a crush on when I was 6.. She was wearing only a short skirt, a pair of white wool socks and these messed up shoes.. Her breasts were massive tho..
BrideOfDracula, I think you and this guy will make a perfect couple. grin
RomanceRe: Life Is A Teacher. Jilted By My Fiancee. by joseph1832(m): 10:54am On Jun 14, 2016
BrideOfDracula:
That's wassup tongue
Whatever.
RomanceRe: Life Is A Teacher. Jilted By My Fiancee. by joseph1832(m): 9:34am On Jun 14, 2016
BrideOfDracula:
The sweetness will sure come out at sunset wink
No doubt, the rainfall will make it satisfying and refreshing. grin
RomanceRe: A Poem For Rozzay. by joseph1832(op):
Laveda:
You're far better now. smiley

That's good..
Thanks. Every journey truly begins with a mile. grin
Poems For ReviewRe: Sin: New Necessities by joseph1832(m): 9:30am On Jun 14, 2016
artmostfair:
Thanks a lot for your review. Most of my poetry fall within "Free Verse"... I write freely.
Yea, most poets poem usually fall within Free Verse form. Try experimenting on other forms of poetry, it makes you a versatile poet.
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RomanceRe: Life Is A Teacher. Jilted By My Fiancee. by joseph1832(m): 9:25am On Jun 14, 2016
BrideOfDracula:
Hahaha. You know I can only be the main dish, no salads or fries tongue
And here I was thinking you're more of a dessert, than the main course. tongue
PoliticsRe: "Market Women In Bodija Have Jewelry" - Diezani Reacts To Al Jazeera Report. by joseph1832(m): 9:24am On Jun 14, 2016
"To give a dog a bad name" caught my attention. At least you know you're a dog Diezani. We didn't hear you give press statements when allegations of mass looting was leveled against you.

Permit me to tell you to shut up!. Thank you very much.
RomanceRe: A Poem For Rozzay. by joseph1832(op): 9:14am On Jun 14, 2016
Laveda:
Wow wow I love this. cheesy
My very first poem on Nairaland. Look how far I've come with writing poems, just because of the Miss Nairaland Contest.

I'm grateful.
Poems For ReviewRe: 30 Days Of Poetry Season 2, Day 13, Unbreak My Heart (pix Inside) by joseph1832(m): 11:00pm On Jun 13, 2016
lyricalpontiff:
It's my customised pattern
Okay, you have a name for it?
Poems For ReviewRe: Sin: New Necessities by joseph1832(m): 9:48pm On Jun 13, 2016
Your poem has the form of Nonet poem, but the meter structure doesn't match. It is very irregular.
RomanceRe: See The Orlando Nightclub Where 50 Were Killed By A Terrorist(photos) by joseph1832(m): 5:18pm On Jun 13, 2016
They way Nigerians reacted to this incident, is the same way they'll react if this had been a brothel for straight folks.

Nothing, I repeat nothing, justifies the killing of innocent folks.
Poems For ReviewRe: 30 Days Of Poetry Season 2, Day 13, Unbreak My Heart (pix Inside) by joseph1832(m): 5:12pm On Jun 13, 2016
What poetry form is this?
PoliticsRe: Ngozi Okonjo-iweala Celebrates Her 62nd Birthday Today! by joseph1832(m): 11:28am On Jun 13, 2016
luvinhubby:
And what made it obvious, courts or media?
The obvious fact that they're facing trial, or is it another propaganda?
CelebritiesRe: Chichi Igbo Berates Olamide For Joking About The Murder Of 50 People In Orlando by joseph1832(m): 9:46am On Jun 13, 2016
Well I'm not surprised he posted such. I mean, for one who sing nonsense, its only understandable he posts nonsense.

I believe nobody should joke over the killing of a human being, be them homos or heteros. Its just that simple.
RomanceRe: Endtime See How A Girl Took A Selfie Picture by joseph1832(m): 9:40am On Jun 13, 2016
Wow!. I didn't know some girls still wear superman pant these days huh grin
RomanceRe: Should I Tell Her She Was Just A Bet Between I And My Friend? by joseph1832(m): 9:29am On Jun 13, 2016
Laveda:
grin too early biko.
wink
RomanceRe: Should I Tell Her She Was Just A Bet Between I And My Friend? by joseph1832(m): 9:23am On Jun 13, 2016
Laveda:
Lol .. Where are the poems? Haven't read any from you..
Really? Laveda_ don't lie oh... grin LOL.
PoliticsRe: Ngozi Okonjo-iweala Celebrates Her 62nd Birthday Today! by joseph1832(m): 9:22am On Jun 13, 2016
luvinhubby:
Who looted what? Keep on celebrating your outdated media propaganda.
Excuse me, propaganda you call it? Kai! When it was obvious people returned looted funds and everybody knows Dasuki shared 2 billion dollars, and you're saying its "outdated media propaganda?" Wow!.
RomanceRe: Should I Tell Her She Was Just A Bet Between I And My Friend? by joseph1832(m): 9:19am On Jun 13, 2016
Laveda:
Well, I'm not a fan of that..
I never said you were. If you were do you think I'll be writing poems for you upadan? grin lol.
RomanceRe: Should I Tell Her She Was Just A Bet Between I And My Friend? by joseph1832(m): 9:16am On Jun 13, 2016
obiorathesubtle
Guy, you no serious oh. Lol.
Car TalkRe: Why Do The FRSC Insists On Front Seat Belts Only? by joseph1832(m): 9:13am On Jun 13, 2016
bigtt76:
Yes keh! Den go check tire, Licence, Seat Belt, Fire Extingushier etc BUT you will never hear of them embarking on any sensitization program on the need to have those things functional ....tell me, is that not oppression?
That's just looking for ways to collect money from you. That's what most of these people like to do.
RomanceRe: Should I Tell Her She Was Just A Bet Between I And My Friend? by joseph1832(m): 9:09am On Jun 13, 2016
Laveda:
Dude just hear yourself, you placed a bet?

I don't know why you guys feel you can lead a girl on then along the line you wake up and start saying trash.

Hope she gets a gun and blow your brains out.
Such expensive joke
undecided
Like some girls don't lead guys on and say thrash, by calling "maga, mumu" and what have you.
RomanceRe: Dear Nigerian Men, How Many Of Y'all Can Grab Your Woman Like This? by joseph1832(m): 8:47am On Jun 13, 2016
icedbeatz:
:-) double standards bro, the real questions is how many Nigerian girls are in shape? you want a guy to shift his disc lifting a fat ass? or the big tummy and side waves or christian mother hand? common op be merciful naaa.:-)
grin

skarlett:
Its too early in the week to lie sha tongue
Na you sabi. tongue
PoliticsRe: Ngozi Okonjo-iweala Celebrates Her 62nd Birthday Today! by joseph1832(m): 8:45am On Jun 13, 2016
luvinhubby:
Oga face the source of your problems - Buhari

He inherited a very healthy economy in May 2015 & crashed it 6 months after.

Meanwhile happy bornday Dr. Mrs. N. O. Iweala.
A healthy economy that fostered the mass looting and plundering of funds meant for the collective good for nigerians.

Clap for yourself.
RomanceRe: Dear Nigerian Men, How Many Of Y'all Can Grab Your Woman Like This? by joseph1832(m): 8:42am On Jun 13, 2016
skarlett:
When undecided
Then tongue
BusinessRe: Banks Shut Doors On BDCs, Politically-Exposed Persons by joseph1832(m): 8:41am On Jun 13, 2016
Konnektions146:
Yes, Road far but Identifying the problem and bringing out policies to plug it is a wonderful start.

Na implementation we dey wait

But I bet, there is Hope

cheers!
Amen. But still, you know implementation and sticking to it is one of the greatest problems we have in Nigeria, from the onset.
RomanceRe: Dear Nigerian Men, How Many Of Y'all Can Grab Your Woman Like This? by joseph1832(m): 8:35am On Jun 13, 2016
skarlett:
Mehn look at those abs shocked shocked


Mama mia! kiss
Kai! If na me talk say "see those boobs" you for don reply with "men!".

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