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Celebrities › Re: Nomzamo Mbatha's Outfit To AMAA 2016 by joseph1832(m): 11:11am On Jun 12, 2016

BrideOfDracula:
Lol, she's overdoing the bewb thing. I'm sick & tired of seeing her bewbs. With every event her cleavage is on show. #yawn

One would think you're envious, of her cleavage. Lol.

Romance › Re: Ladies And Their Ways by joseph1832(m): 10:15am On Jun 12, 2016

Laveda:
Is this a story or what?
Something is definitely wrong with you. How dare you Question God?

Rubbish!!!

Dudette, not everybody believes in the existence of God. Duh. Lol.

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Romance › Re: He Needs Someone To Talk To (pics)cute Females Only :D by joseph1832(m): 8:02am On Jun 12, 2016

BrideOfDracula:
Never mind

I do mind. This is like you taking me to the Sahara, and abandoning me, without water. sad

Romance › Re: He Needs Someone To Talk To (pics)cute Females Only :D by joseph1832(m): 7:36am On Jun 12, 2016

BrideOfDracula:
The shade in the above post, an umbrella aint got nothin on you

I'm lost, I must confess. cry

Car Talk › Re: Why Do The FRSC Insists On Front Seat Belts Only? by joseph1832(m): 9:54pm On Jun 11, 2016*

thesicilian:
Yeah. Most of the newer model vehicles now have back seat airbags. Pops out from the sides

Cool. But I'd prefer air bags popping out from the head rest of both the driver and passenger side. Its way better than having those pimp_ up monitors (screens) there.

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Car Talk › Re: Why Do The FRSC Insists On Front Seat Belts Only? by joseph1832(m): 9:37pm On Jun 11, 2016

thesicilian:
I guess its because the front passenger or driver is more at risk of death or severe injury in the case of an accident. If you're at the back you've got the seats in front of you (which are usually cushioned) to stop you from serious harm, but the front occupants can end up flying out of the vehicle if seat belts are not worn.
Its the same reason many cars have only front airbags.

But I hear there are cars with back seat air bags, because sometimes, the impact of a car accident readily saves the driver and passenger (driver's side), but leaves those behind at much greater risk.

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Poems For Review › Re: An Ode To The Dark Knight. by joseph1832(op): 9:19pm On Jun 11, 2016

Lezzlie:
I love this, lolz, I see several themes here falling in a nice conclusion.

Yep. And thanks...

Romance › Re: He Needs Someone To Talk To (pics)cute Females Only :D by joseph1832(m): 9:16pm On Jun 11, 2016

BrideOfDracula:
LOL, you tell me. What's your ideal woman?

I saw that

Come on, must you make me suffer and drool before you deal me the deal?. Gosh. I'm bleeding here.

My ideal woman is a woman, who stand tall amongst women. One who is able to hold my gaze and keep a long convo without taking a break. grin

And you, what's your ideal man?

Romance › Re: He Needs Someone To Talk To (pics)cute Females Only :D by joseph1832(m): 8:07pm On Jun 11, 2016

BrideOfDracula:
The "ideal" man stands at 6ft upwards, anything under is just a wannabe The tallest players at the midget basketball teams are 5ft something. LMAO. 5'11 aint little though, so not bad, Joe

Thanks. What's your idea of the ideal woman?. grin

As for the rest, your wish is my command

Wow. Then, something awaits your attention. wink

Sports › Re: PHOTO: Late Amodu Shuaibu's Grave by joseph1832(m): 7:55pm On Jun 11, 2016

Evyivy:

So sad.

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Romance › Re: He Needs Someone To Talk To (pics)cute Females Only :D by joseph1832(m): 7:46pm On Jun 11, 2016

BrideOfDracula:
5'11? Almost a man, but not quite

Set up the place & prepare the ambience. I'll be there in a jiffy, dressed in my red leather pants

Almost a man, oh dear, I assure you, I'm every bit a man. You've seen me, haven't you? grin

LOL

Lord, red leather pants, oh my... well, hope you're putting on red thongs or red g-string with red bra? So we can have a truly red affair. wink

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Romance › Re: Naija Girl Allows Guy To Take Her Naked Pics Because Of An Iphone by joseph1832(m): 7:41pm On Jun 11, 2016

Well its her life, her body and her ways, but hey, at the end, she got what she wanted. Sometimes if not most, the end justify the means.

Romance › Re: He Needs Someone To Talk To (pics)cute Females Only :D by joseph1832(m): 7:35pm On Jun 11, 2016

BrideOfDracula:
LOL. Whatever. How tall are you, Joe?

I'm 5'11 dear. Beside, don't you think these questions are best asked over a bottle of red wine, red candles, red rose flowers, nice dinner table, and of course, your lewd and drop dead gorgeous self? wink

Romance › Re: He Needs Someone To Talk To (pics)cute Females Only :D by joseph1832(m): 7:28pm On Jun 11, 2016

BrideOfDracula:
LOL, do you, boo.

I have said it here on NL many times. I'm the same height as Lil Kim

Whoa! Men I love you more... I've always love petite women with lewd sense of humor, they always keep me at ease with ease... May be that's why I'm easy like Sunday morning when chatting with Easy Mary. Muah!. wink

Romance › Re: He Needs Someone To Talk To (pics)cute Females Only :D by joseph1832(m): 7:16pm On Jun 11, 2016

BrideOfDracula:
LMAO. I never imagined you as a brown-noser before. Just how far did you stick your head up their ass?

Perhaps it has to do with sticking my tongue in their clit. tongue

LMAO.

Hitler was an itty bitty man & you know what they say about short people & their Napoleon syndrome. I can relate

Don't tell me you're short? Lol. tongue

Poems For Review › Re: An Ode To The Dark Knight. by joseph1832(op): 7:09pm On Jun 11, 2016

LordZero:
this is a beautiful piece. . i love d word play too..

SALUTATIONS bro

Thank you.

Romance › Re: He Needs Someone To Talk To (pics)cute Females Only :D by joseph1832(m): 7:07pm On Jun 11, 2016

Vickyydera:
he is too young for me. Sorry I like chatting with matured guys.

I'm mature, let's chat. grin

Romance › Re: He Needs Someone To Talk To (pics)cute Females Only :D by joseph1832(m): 7:07pm On Jun 11, 2016

BrideOfDracula:
I can be

My account was banned. The ban is over though, I'm just lazy to go back to it.

I thought you said this account was banned for a year, how come you're still using it?

I beGged.

its amazing how begging open doors... cheesy

.

And what tha hell is, you can be? Be a Nazi? Yuck! Hope later you won't say you're a fascist? tongue

Politics › Re: Discos Now Distributing Darkness To Nigerians – Senator Sani Blasts Fashola by joseph1832(m): 6:54pm On Jun 11, 2016

True. I need not read more as I've not had power since Sunday, and it was just for 2hours. Funny thing is, these bastards will still bring their estimated bill and tell you "hey, there was supply" even in the barest minimum.

For me, I've already told the individual bringing those nonsensical power bill to my house that I don't want to see him again. If I see him, anything he sees, he should take it like that.

How can one be paying 5,000 estimated bill when one don't even have light for 24 hours in a whole month huh

What nonsense. Later, they'll tell you the Niger Delta Avengers is to blame for the drop in power.

Nonsense.

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Romance › Re: He Needs Someone To Talk To (pics)cute Females Only :D by joseph1832(m): 6:52pm On Jun 11, 2016

BrideOfDracula:
I don't care, I like it

It still looks horrible though, you aint a Nazi are you? tongue

Btw, what happened to your PunkyV handle?

Romance › Re: He Needs Someone To Talk To (pics)cute Females Only :D by joseph1832(m): 6:45pm On Jun 11, 2016

BrideOfDracula:
LOL. IDK. I just think it looks cute.

Cute? Like cute?? Like seriously cute huh

Gosh! Its horrible.

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Romance › Re: Upcoming Miss Nairaland 2016 Edition Interview by joseph1832(m): 6:36pm On Jun 11, 2016

wristbangle:
This is not a campaign thread, an awareness for the upcoming interview.

Thanks ronald4lif.

Then why do you indulge campaign banners here? I was believing peeps should be asking questions that concerns the nature of the interview, as regard where the question(s) will stem from: politics, wildlife, Romance, Family, general knowledge etc. But all I see here are just campaigners displaying campaign banners here and there.

But still, I have a question, will peeps be allowed to ask the contestants a question or two, as it relates to the topic the contestants are being interviewed on?

Romance › Re: He Needs Someone To Talk To (pics)cute Females Only :D by joseph1832(m): 6:31pm On Jun 11, 2016

BrideOfDracula:
Picture or...

What's that ridiculous mustache you have on in your profile pic? grin

Romance › Re: Upcoming Miss Nairaland 2016 Edition Interview by joseph1832(m): 6:26pm On Jun 11, 2016

Wristbangle I didn't know this was a campaign thread?

Poems For Review › Re: An Ode To The Dark Knight. by joseph1832(op): 6:07pm On Jun 11, 2016

DRISKLEF:
Kuddos!

Thanks a mil...

Poems For Review › An Ode To The Dark Knight. by joseph1832(op): 6:01pm On Jun 11, 2016*

He's the man who isn't a man,
Cos he transcend the realms of men.
The hero who lives in a city,
Plagued by all manner of evil.
A city where those who do the crime
Barely have the time, to do the time.
A city cursed with all manner of monsters;
Who barely surpass as humans:

There's the clown who's as crazy as a joker
And a man who was cursed with two face.
A feline feminist with the instincts
Of an alley cat.
And a Raj who was mentally raped by immortality.
The Bane was who poisoned by an Ivy,
And a human penguin for a millionaire,
Then there's the loon who tells bad riddles,
Cos it gives him a nasty giggle.

The darkness inside him awakes
Whenever evil rear its ugly head.
For this darkness is a path he loves to walk,
One that cause him so much pain,
For this pain he made his gain.
That's why he wears his cape and mask,
Hiding his alter ego,
Brandishing all manner of gadgets,
With a Robin, a wing and a female bat
As alleys, as well as soldiers.

Behold, the mission is his mission
For the mission gives him commission
To recompense those who do evil, with their
Own evil - in a way that's poetic justice.
Behold the cape crusader,
The one who is most dangerous among
The league of super humans,
Beware The Batman,
Beware The Dark Knight.

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