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obontami:
No bro not dollyjoy I'm talking about daphne joy.

But I won't mind inserting my dick inside dollyjoy pusssy as well

You know what I mean ??

LOL.

obontami:
Most definitely breh


Just that I can't stop myself from having a huge crush on joy

Which Joy are you crushing on, dollyjoy?

Creamish:
I actually added d last phrase in parentheses cos I suspected ud quote me....n u did.

I guess it shows you how predictable I am, that is only when it concerns you.

obontami:
The gurl is definitely HOOOOOOOT

And I know, you know, me and you have seen hotter naija girls.

GSKing:
Right from this post, I expected nothing less than mind-boggling, unintelligent and incoherent foolish talks, but alas, you put yourself way below than I expected, every single thing you posted on this thread showed how much of a breathing confusion you are. I was expecting the worst, but young man, you're still learning and coming up.

Your heteronormative thoughts and heterosexist posts showed how much of a dunce you are. It's obvious you had fun typing away endlessly, half-expecting yourself to make sense, half-expecting your post to cause commotion, laughing at your own posts before clicking the send button, but alas, there we have it, all your blatherings amounted to a single word - HOMOPHOBIA. No matter how little, no matter how mild, no matter how subtle, no matter how pronounced, homophobia is homophobia. But hey, I guess you didn't understand the concept of that word before now, glad to be pointing it out to you. Your first attempt at bigotery anywhere on and offline got me quoting your post, I'm happy to help you celebrate.

Young man, I type this, not shaking my head, not feeling sorry for you, not angry at you, not an ounce of emotion lost on typing, I type this, knowing fully well I'm as well wasting my precious post and time addressing your ground-zero IQ. But still, I would tell you something, do not, for a second, delude yourself into thinking you're wise and superior, do not, for a second, make the mistake of telling yourself, you're good at mind games, cos it is crystal clear that you're a catastrophic disaster in the world of intelligent minds.

You thought someone like Audray, maybe, all lesbians, and probably all females have atomic brains and can't see through your less-than-significant, desperately-trying to-be-relevant, attention-seeking, completely-unintelligent writings. I will have you know you succeeded. Succeeded in making noise, like vibrations from my battery-powered toothbrush. But keep trying though, hopefully, someone will pay some semblance of attention to your little blatherings someday, which Sir, is not today.

Oh hey, you should read more on Auras and Chakra, those posts of yours almost made me burn my certificates, how you can twist something you don't understand, ultimately reduced my brain functionality while trying to make some sense of what you wrote. I take it that's your first time sounding smart and it's just an innocent mistake.

It wouldn't be condoned the next time you compose jumbled trash and dump on innocent people of Nairaland.

Arigatou.

The emboldened got my attention. Telling one to read on Auras and chakras without practicing, (which I know you don't) is like telling them to continue with ignorance.

I'm sure you know there is a big difference between reading and learning, than reading alone.

Perhaps, you should have told him to read more on reaitsu, yoki, and nen so we'll know you read mangas and watch animes.

skarlett:
Hopefully we'll not capsize while we're at it

Well I'll be more concerned about the Gondolier not peeking at us while we're at it.

Creamish:
Happy birthday Iyke. Take d day off! Drinks on me. (Not literally)

Thank goodness. Was just about hating Iyke for life. Lol.

Creamish:
Depends on the perfume merchant. A certain type of perfume sold by a certain group of ppl which got it nicknamed after them can be nauseating... one spray stays on u d whole month.

Feminine perf is usually not as strong as that of the men so I wonder wat the lady u met soaked herself in..

Probably with those perfs from our brothers in the north. Lol. (No offense intended)

I'm really not a fan of cologne, deodorant is very okay for me. One of my many phobia is having a smelling arm pit. Men that's the greatest turn off for me.

skarlett:
Dear future husband, we're having our honeymoon in one of these places o

We can try Venice, fancy making a baby on a Gondola.

Tolexander:
hmmm
The god has spoken!

LOL!. god ke? Abeg oh, I be mortal man.

Tolexander:
Instead of PDP members to take care of their critically ill party, they are busy making noise!

A foolish man is a man who fail to adhere to the warning that "charity, begins at home".

This is a welcome development, unlike some who stop by the road and buy beans and expect people to celebrate them.

Audray:
Lol. What you have been trying to say this WHOLE time is that you believe that I'm a femme (google it).I highly doubt that.I am not a sucker for labels. Butch,femme,domme,sub. An all that. I'm spontaneous,I could b anything at anytime.
Duh...I'll speak out here cos I can.I remain voiceless and unseen on the outside cos its what ur savage crew wants. Don't worry though...it's but a matter of time and this isn't the only site I'm out on. Also double check on the word: Clone.

If you truly believe the embolden, then you'll believe absolutely anything. Never get your hopes up on something that can never, ever be, especially in a country as religiously hypocritical and backward traditional like Nigeria.

MarieSucre:
Then they should make the streets safer instead of discriminating. After all men will still suffer from the unsafe streets. Its not fair to men to suffer alone. I don't believe in witches, that's crap! Are you saying night doctors and nurses are also negative people.

Exactly my point! When has the nigerian law ever stopped anyone from doing what that person wants to do?

I hope you remember smoking and possessing weed is a crime here, and its banned, but tell me, don't people smoke them indiscriminately? Hope you get my point?