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Car TalkRe: Why Do The FRSC Insists On Front Seat Belts Only? by joseph1832(m): 8:27am On Jun 13, 2016
bigtt76:
Do they know that? They are only interested in oppressing drivers upandan angry
LOL. How can you say this? Oppress is a strong word, you know right?
BusinessRe: Banks Shut Doors On BDCs, Politically-Exposed Persons by joseph1832(m): 8:16am On Jun 13, 2016
PassingShot:
We're now getting there gradually.
I don't think so. The road is still very far.
RomanceRe: Reasons Why Men Should Stop Patronizing Prostitutes(oloshos) by joseph1832(m):
Cutehector:
you are very correct about that but u failed to understand that condoms aren't 100 percent safe in preventing stds.. u also failed to read the place where I hinted on having MouthAction with a prostitute who has an std without the knowledge of the customer and how this std can be contracted.. condoms do break sometimes, body fluids can come in contact with each other.


They key word here is "being prone" that means at risk
Since condoms aren't safe, what now makes one who have sex with a girl who isn't a prostitute safe?

You should know not every prostitute give blowjobs_ just like not every girl who isn't a prostitute give blowjobs_.
RomanceRe: Reasons Why Men Should Stop Patronizing Prostitutes(oloshos) by joseph1832(m): 7:57am On Jun 13, 2016
skarlett:
It is indeed but I'll reserve my comment
Perhaps you'll want to comment your reserve? grin
RomanceRe: Reasons Why Men Should Stop Patronizing Prostitutes(oloshos) by joseph1832(m): 7:48am On Jun 13, 2016
skarlett:
Interesting
Is it, tell me more? grin
RomanceRe: A Letter Of Apology To My Fellow Nairalanders...refiner. by joseph1832(m): 7:41pm On Jun 12, 2016
Ishilove:
I'm upset with you because I see you trading words with a certain person. There are some people that you shouldn't even dignify with any form of response
Oops! Now that's my bad. Believe me you, It won't happen again. Henceforth, no more e-thrashing senseless depraved nitwits anymore.

You have my word. smiley
PoliticsRe: Wike & Wife Eberechi Kiss At AMAA 2016 (photos) by joseph1832(m): 7:25pm On Jun 12, 2016
Ishilove:
See smooching. If this is how they are in public, I wonder how they are behind closed doors. grin

Lezzlie, comman and learn! cheesy cheesy
Well I can show you a lil. grin
RomanceRe: A Letter Of Apology To My Fellow Nairalanders...refiner. by joseph1832(m): 7:11pm On Jun 12, 2016
Ishilove:
I'm fine, my handsome, sexy eyed darling wink

I'm however very unhappy with you. Very very unhappy
Awww dear, what did I do that made your bodacious self so very very unhappy with moi.
EducationRe: Pictures Of KING Cobra Killed By UNIOSUN Students by joseph1832(m): 5:58pm On Jun 12, 2016
francizy:
Heheheheheh! And what I said finally happened, he pushed the thread to the usual spot... grin grin grin.. Btw, which role him been wan play for that kind movie self..? cheesy
Bros shey you wan make dem ban me? Abeg oh. grin
RomanceRe: A Letter Of Apology To My Fellow Nairalanders...refiner. by joseph1832(m): 5:42pm On Jun 12, 2016
Creamish:
I'm not about to derail this thread with u. EOD grin
Even after all this time, my creme de la creme is still fronting for moi. grin

A man's patience is eternal for one who he truly likes. wink
RomanceRe: A Letter Of Apology To My Fellow Nairalanders...refiner. by joseph1832(m): 5:30pm On Jun 12, 2016
SAINTSAMURAII:
stop licking her ass
Look simpleton, I didn't quote you, neither was I referring to you, just mind your goddamn business before I throw you in that shindig you grew up in.

I won't warn you again.
RomanceRe: A Letter Of Apology To My Fellow Nairalanders...refiner. by joseph1832(m): 5:27pm On Jun 12, 2016
Creamish:
Joe it took me forever to reply cos I was busy. Today is Sunday...we usually have guests. I'm less busy now so Im replying my mentions.

....not ignoring u. wink
Really? When was the 'least' time you asked how Joe was? Lol.

Anyway, how come I'm not the one you're entertaining in your posh house? Lol.
RomanceRe: A Letter Of Apology To My Fellow Nairalanders...refiner. by joseph1832(m): 5:11pm On Jun 12, 2016
Creamish:
Well.. I guess its all based on our varying perceptions. I don't see the competition more than it is... An online contest..
Be that as it may, I'll have you know, what you see online are the minds of people, and as one thinks/reason, so he acts...

Beside, It took you forever to reply my mention. Kwantinou you hear. Keep up the good work. grin
PoliticsRe: 12 Personalities Who Played Key Roles In June 12 Election by joseph1832(m): 4:56pm On Jun 12, 2016
Funny, they don't teach these things in schools nowadays. All the teach is pre-colonial nigerian government and politics. Post-colonial nigeria government and politics ends with the 2nd republic.
RomanceRe: A Letter Of Apology To My Fellow Nairalanders...refiner. by joseph1832(m): 4:49pm On Jun 12, 2016
CaptainEColeJnr:
Confirm bro cheesy

I love that song meeeeehn
The lyrics makes me go haywire cheesy MJ will never be forgotten cool
Amen bro, amen.
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by joseph1832(m): 4:04pm On Jun 12, 2016
Suigeneris93:
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And you had to steal the Intro from Merlin. So much for originality these days...
EducationRe: Pictures Of KING Cobra Killed By UNIOSUN Students by joseph1832(m): 4:01pm On Jun 12, 2016
ajebuter:
grin
Ban dey hungry una shebi? grin
Ban dey hungry una shebi?
Na joke I dey oh abeg. grin
EducationRe: Pictures Of KING Cobra Killed By UNIOSUN Students by joseph1832(m): 3:44pm On Jun 12, 2016
francizy:
I swear! Make my dick no work again if lalasticlala (the snake master) no push this thread to FP... cheesy cheesy
As in ehn, bros I believe say lalastic follow Jackie Chan act Snake In Monkey Shadow. grin
RomanceRe: A Letter Of Apology To My Fellow Nairalanders...refiner. by joseph1832(m): 3:20pm On Jun 12, 2016
CaptainEColeJnr:
My goodness


You're as dull as lead block undecided

Have you seen the pússy of a post-menopausal lady?
trust me mahn... they look like pegged bricks made of porous clay.

SMH... get off your tomfoolery
Your signature is from Micheal Jackson's Smooth Criminal. Hmm... I'm wondering...
RomanceRe: A Letter Of Apology To My Fellow Nairalanders...refiner. by joseph1832(m): 1:44pm On Jun 12, 2016
Creamish:
Winning the Miss NL contest is ur dream? Gurl u need to reevaluate urself. This isn't even real! huh
Gurl if this isn't real, how come some peeps have shown signs of being cultists, blackmailers, hackers, lie telling bastards, egomaniacs, desperados etc?

In case you don't know, this is a reflection of the standard nigerian society. What you see here is what is mostly obtainable outside here when it involves voting.

This is as real as it gets. grin
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Transgender, Miss Sahhara Reveals Plans To Represent Nigeria In Spain by joseph1832(m): 1:36pm On Jun 12, 2016
Tolexander:
she go regret his life grin
LMAO! Na real "she go regret his life". grin
RomanceRe: Lesson i Learnt Today About Girls And Their Way Of Life by joseph1832(m): 1:01pm On Jun 12, 2016
banmee:
Read my post again. We are not talking of the now, we are talking about what a woman considers to be lifelong provision. Anyone can give a woman money but what matters is can they sustain it and increase their financial standing in the future. Just because a vulcanizer gives a girl money constantly does not mean she would not opt for a banker if the opportunity presents itself. That is the point of my post. Potential. And by the way, you agreed with me even though you did not realise it
Well I still maintain my earlier stand. Money that comes in constantly remains a constant source of money for women. Women are barely content as most always desire the finest things in life.
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Transgender, Miss Sahhara Reveals Plans To Represent Nigeria In Spain by joseph1832(m): 12:59pm On Jun 12, 2016
Tolexander:
I pity you!

Buhari doesn't smile at things like this!
I can't wait for the reactions of nigerians when she does represent Nigeria. Social media will be ablaze. Lol.

She go regret her life. Lol.
RomanceRe: Lesson i Learnt Today About Girls And Their Way Of Life by joseph1832(m): 12:46pm On Jun 12, 2016
banmee:
You still haven't learnt anything about women. A woman will only hook up with you permanently if you can provide comfort or have the potential of providing it. The only time a woman wouldn't care about it that much is when she is in her "growing up stage". Like when she is in college and partying. Once she graduates, all bets are off and her hunting begins. They don't like to admit it but that is the freaking truth. There is nothing bad about it though. It's just how women are built. I am married and totally in love with an amazing woman. We've been together for almost two decades but i don't kid myself by thinking that if i did not show potential when we were courting she would have married me. We all have our roles to play. I am supposed to provide; so i provide. Understand this fact and you will have any woman you want. Don't believe me? #Oshiomole. #OBJ. #Donald Trump.
Dude, did you read the OP? From what I read, I don't believe he didn't provide, he did, but still she still left him.

Lemme tell you this, even if you provide or you don't, any woman who wants to leave you for bigger fish, will leave you, nothing you can do, or say will stop her.

The OP's friend was naïve.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do Christians Still Fornicate After Knowing It's A Serious Sin? by joseph1832(m): 12:31pm On Jun 12, 2016
Favolly:
I was having this very conversation with someone just yesterday..

It's very disturbing when I hear Christians justify this behaviour. I mean, it would have been a different matter if it was a mistake and it's something they're sorry about and are trying to stop. But mba o! For most, it is a very deliberate act and then some people will even say that God's Grace is sufficient... conveniently choosing to ignore the part where we are not supposed to take His Grace for granted...

It's really very puzzling.
LOL. People justify whatever they derive joy in doing. After all, we shouldn't forget a pastor wants said masturbation_ isn't sin. LOL.
CelebritiesRe: Nomzamo Mbatha's Outfit To AMAA 2016 by joseph1832(m): 12:08pm On Jun 12, 2016
BrideOfDracula:
Awwww, Joey kiss You could charm one of them dancing Indian snakes with just your words smiley

OK, looking forward to that.
Indeed, charming one such as you is worth it. grin
CelebritiesRe: Nomzamo Mbatha's Outfit To AMAA 2016 by joseph1832(m): 11:55am On Jun 12, 2016
BrideOfDracula:
Do butt implants & risk looking like everybody else? No thanks. I'm doing just fine with my little lady lumps tongue

Go ahead..
Oh punky... Believe me you, I love you just the way you are. wink Your little chunk of ass compliments you. And never forget, you got a smart mouth, now you know what that means... grin wink

I'll be in my collection of sex poems. I'll give you a tag.
CelebritiesRe: Nomzamo Mbatha's Outfit To AMAA 2016 by joseph1832(m): 11:41am On Jun 12, 2016
BrideOfDracula:
I'm more envious of her butt than anything else grin I actually like her. I just find her fashion sense boring & predictable because her cleavage is always the focal point.
Oh if you're envious of her butt surely you can do butt transplant? grin beside, I love her cleavage, gives me something to write about, and boy I just wrote something thanks to her.


Wanna read? grin tongue
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do Christians Still Fornicate After Knowing It's A Serious Sin? by joseph1832(m): 11:39am On Jun 12, 2016
Memphis357:
Because prick and toto, when joined together becomes the sweetest experience on earth.
Bros, 3 Hallelujah for this post.

Hallelujah

Hallelujah

Hallelujah.

LMAO.

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