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Mindfulness:
Very good, and you?

I'm cool like that. How is the project you got coming on?

Creamish:
Joe.

You should see the smile on my face, when I discovered you replied my mention. Lol.

How have you been? You seem scarce here? All is well I suppose?

Irenyy:
sorry I will reply ur pm later

Okay oh... Just take am easy sha. One love.

Mindfulness:
Is the contract legally on the provision that cheating will be persecuted with death penalty?

Hello. How have you been?

Irenyy:

So na shakara u wan come dey do abi? Small small becos shakara no dey pay oh..

Oya do well joor.

Irenyy:


They will keep getting ban ..one by one .

My plan is finally coming through

Ha! Easy sha. Just know that you're not the only one who can play dirty tricks oh...

Oya come here make I pet you small. Lol.

Creamish:
Post more handsome men's pics....tension relief needed!

Hello.

MizMyColi:
Oops.
Lips sealed

LOL. If you weren't taken I would have opened your lips with a kiss.

Oahray:
Hmmm... This babe serious for this 50k sha.

Hello ray.

MizMyColi:
Nope.
He is not like that.

I've worked with him for two consecutive years.

Not the he, the she. Lol.

Ishilove:
I'm a conservative Victorian age woman, Joe. You should know that by now

I hear you. But conservatism have never rebuffed the workings of good loving and awesome sex. Have it? Lol

postmann:
Not true. I see your flames extending far beyond that.

Really... Please humor me, by pointing it out...

postmann:
Joseph the inflamer.

LOL. The only flame I carry is used to inflame those who make mockery of a man, just because he doesn't earn more money than them, or rather, because he chose to lead an honest life.

Ishilove:
Joseph, how can your mind be so... carnal??

Stop equating romance with sex. Postmann's poems are the stuff Victorian age gentlemen used to woo their love interest. Some of Charles Dickens books comes to mind

My mind is the reflection of the age we are in my dear. Victorian age gentlemen are hardly found around anymore, neither do people read Charles 'Dickens' anymore... What's obtainable in the post modernist era we are, is the blazing features of female overtures, embedded in careful and artistic design of lines itched along curvy hips, protruding ass and succulent boobs.

Oh how I love this age, this stage a place where making hay while the Sun shines leaves you sated, and your libido singing "Hallelujah Amen".

Its a glorious age my dear Ishi.

postmann:
Sorry, bro. I've edited.

Forgive my carelessness (in the middle of something)

No offense was committed, so forgiveness is not required.

Ishilove:
You took the meaning literally. It means my 'dada' dey scatter. I'm a sucker for sweet words

LOL. I took its meaning metaphorically, which means the dada between ya legs dey ishi for postmann's gbaka'm. LMaO.

Abi I lie? Me sef na sucker for woman sha. Every mallam with him own kettle.

postmann:
Your reaction oozes of majority.

LOL. Majority?

And the AreaFada has spoken. However, I'll agree to disagree with him. The way I see this issue of men and women, is one that is mutually exclusive. Men need women, just like women need men.

MizMyColi:
It's good it stays that way for now sha

LOL. Remember nothing is hidden under the Sun. And time reveals all. I'll wait for you to reveal when you're ready.

Ishilove:
This is so lovely...so poetic, so sensual...

You really should write more because it is making my ishi to gbaka'm



Joseph 1832, writing with innuendos like this can be downright more romantic than erotika.

Postmann has his charms, I have mine, remember, different strokes for diFferent folks.

But please, make sure your ishi is scratched so it won't itch you again.

Tolexander:
No, Wife na body wey get 'thing' below.

Aminat508, you see say no be only me sabi dat thing?

Tolexander:
He said "everything", not everybody. Wife na thing?

After dem go say men like to dey objectify women.

MizMyColi:
Goodu Goodu morning Mr Joe.
It's okay to like me
But you know every nau. Lol

Yes I know, but I don't know every oh.. Lol.

Ishilove:
Take benylin Mr ogbeni

Beny wetin? Benylin and codeine? Hmm. Me I no dey high that kain highness oh...

Ishilove:
Joseph la wetin na?

Just saying good morning.

Mizmycoli, goodmorning to you also, I still like you though, just thought you should know.

Tolexander:
aw va bro

I'm good bruv, you?