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RomanceRe: Been Having A Crush On A Lady Here....she's Pretty! by joseph1832(m): 7:02pm On May 14, 2016
skarlett:
Come back here angry angry
I don't know what you're talking about grin grin
Hian! And why am I not surprised? Lol.
FamilyRe: An Informal Letter To Nigerian Women. by joseph1832(op): 7:01pm On May 14, 2016
sweetcocoa:
I don tell you finish, quote me and talk rubbish again na that time you go see emotion.
Oh my.. You're sounding like one who's impulsive and impressionable. Issuing threats isn't suitable for a woman you know. wink grin
RomanceRe: She Said We Could Not Go Out Because We Look Alike by joseph1832(m): 6:56pm On May 14, 2016
PunkyV:
Lol, I hail you ooo. Is it the adrenalin of the chase or what? Hope you don't lose interest once you've captured the girl though undecided
Loose interest? Perish the thought. How can I chase a girl and loose interest after she accepts? Never.

Adrenaline doesn't come into it. Its just going after someone you like, and giving them reasons along the way, thus making them see reason(s) why they should date you. That's the way I see it.
RomanceRe: She Said We Could Not Go Out Because We Look Alike by joseph1832(m): 6:47pm On May 14, 2016
PunkyV:
Huh? 3 years? How does one stay interested for 3 whole years? I was about to ask if you've ever failed in your determination to win over someone
Now that's my secret. I succeeded at the end though... I'm relentless. Lol.

Well of course I have failed. Like I said, when they get hitched, then that's the end. If you can call that failure, I'll accept it. smiley
FamilyRe: An Informal Letter To Nigerian Women. by joseph1832(op): 6:43pm On May 14, 2016
sweetcocoa:
Good, now stay away from anything that concerns me, I hate jerks with a passion, this place is big enough for us to exist without being in each others way.

I'm a lesbian, have you forgotten, I can't possibly want you, bish.
Temper temper gurl please take a chill pill. I wouldn't want you explode just cause you got too many hot emotions all bottled up, waiting to explode like a geyser.

Calm your nerves gurl... Remember your pressure points, behind your ears... Woosah... There you go. smiley

Now I believe its left for me to decide whether to quote you, or not quote you, as long as you stay on the path. tongue now drink a bottle of coke and chill. tongue tongue
FamilyRe: An Informal Letter To Nigerian Women. by joseph1832(op): 6:32pm On May 14, 2016
analice107:
Okay, where is our favorite young madam? Write us a letter showing how Chauvinistic these men are. Thank you very much.
LOL. The ball is in her court. grin
RomanceRe: She Said We Could Not Go Out Because We Look Alike by joseph1832(m): 6:30pm On May 14, 2016
PunkyV:
Hahaha. Cheeky! But awww, that is sweet smiley
Cheeky eh? Lol. Perhaps may be one day I'll fill you on how I wooed a girl for 3 years. wink
RomanceRe: She Said We Could Not Go Out Because We Look Alike by joseph1832(m): 6:22pm On May 14, 2016
PunkyV:
Lol, if you're like that, then I'm surprised you arent locked up or issued with some paperwork tongue What makes you throw in the towel & give up?
LOL. This is Nigeria, there aint no restraining order here. Lol. grin

Well I usually do when I see the person is in a relationship, or if she got hitched. Other than that, I do my thang. Lol. Not to stalk though... Just to remind her she's still number 1 where my feelings lie.
FamilyRe: An Informal Letter To Nigerian Women. by joseph1832(op): 6:18pm On May 14, 2016
sweetcocoa:
You are an 1diot, making snide remarks about someone(like you do alot) is not asshole enough?

Keep being stupid all you want, I'm just letting you know so you don't think you are f00ling anyone from seeing you for what you really are, a blawdy jerk, nonsense.
Well, better to be an idiot than be a Pig!. People are left to see what they wanna see. You should know people aint wired like you are, all bottled up with emotions, like a twister looking for people to destroy.

Gurl, lemme tell you something, if you think me a jerk, I'll let you know when you see me in person, you'd fall in love with this jerk. Yeah baby.

Have a nice day miss.
RomanceRe: She Said We Could Not Go Out Because We Look Alike by joseph1832(m): 6:13pm On May 14, 2016
PunkyV:
Hehehe. Oh, Joe! I swear if I ever visit your country, you're one of the 1st people I'd wanna meet. Just to see if you're this audacious in person.
LOL. And I believe you'll be amazed that I actually am. wink

Most of what you see here, is me in reality. I really don't know how to pretend. I see something I like, I go for it, I don't get it, I try again. That's just the way I'm wired. smiley
RomanceRe: Why Most Slim Girls Will Always Remain Single!!!! UPDATED by joseph1832(m): 5:57pm On May 14, 2016
HalimaSadiya:
Haha sadly no , BUK student
Oh nice. You still a student?
RomanceRe: She Said We Could Not Go Out Because We Look Alike by joseph1832(m): 5:56pm On May 14, 2016
PunkyV:
I like the sound of that, succeed & come 1st if you kwim wink
LOL. All you gotto do is answer that call...
FamilyRe: An Informal Letter To Nigerian Women. by joseph1832(op): 5:55pm On May 14, 2016
analice107:
Who then should bail us out? Ishilove?
Yea Ishilove is a good catch. At least I know she's not a man hater and an emotional individual.
FamilyRe: An Informal Letter To Nigerian Women. by joseph1832(op): 5:53pm On May 14, 2016
sweetcocoa:
See respect yourself since its very obvious you don't know how to respect others, I have respected you enough even when have been nothing but an assh0le, I do not like you, get that into your nonsense head.
WTF huh Who is talking about you liking me and me hating you? I believe you can read right? Now tell what on earth did I say in the post you quoted that warranted you to label me an 'asshole?'.

Okay that said, I refuse to respect myself, so what you gonna do? tongue you need to take a chill pill and stop sounding like one who's prone to emotional outburst and sentimental response....
RomanceRe: She Said We Could Not Go Out Because We Look Alike by joseph1832(m): 4:55pm On May 14, 2016
PunkyV:
I always give everything at least one try wink
Well you know what they say about 'try', you try, try and try till you succeed. wink
RomanceRe: She Said We Could Not Go Out Because We Look Alike by joseph1832(m): 4:43pm On May 14, 2016
PunkyV:
Don't know, never tried it tongue
Well there's always a first time. wink
FamilyRe: An Informal Letter To Nigerian Women. by joseph1832(op): 4:34pm On May 14, 2016
analice107:
Dad is Mamfe.
Nice. When I was in school we had some visitors from Cameroon, they came from Boa University. Interesting people, I must say. smiley
FamilyRe: An Informal Letter To Nigerian Women. by joseph1832(op): 4:29pm On May 14, 2016
analice107:
Someone should vindicate us and write us a letter to the Nigerian men. Who do we have here? let check ermm, ermm, Freecocoa!!!, Yes Freecocoa. Write us a letter to the Nigeria men pls.
I'm sure you know if she tries such, it will be laced with emotions and sentiments which will make it very easy and quick to counter. grin
FamilyRe: An Informal Letter To Nigerian Women. by joseph1832(op): 4:23pm On May 14, 2016
analice107:
Most of the points are truths though.
Nice to know... Coming from a woman that is. Tell me, where in Cameroon are you from?
FamilyRe: An Informal Letter To Nigerian Women. by joseph1832(op): 4:17pm On May 14, 2016
analice107:
Hahahahahahahahaha. Thanks heavens am not a Nigerian woman, am Cameroonian.
LMAO! Really, you're not nigerian, how nice to know. smiley

Good to know you appreciate the humor. wink
FamilyRe: An Informal Letter To Nigerian Women. by joseph1832(op): 4:13pm On May 14, 2016
WebmastersRe: Mark Zuckerberg Commends Jobberman Founders As Internet.org Free Basics Launches by joseph1832(m): 4:04pm On May 14, 2016
olihilistic:
he needs to commend you too.
but boss is there vacancy in the mod section? I really need a job
Use jobberman. Beside, I believe you don't know the mods here work pro bono?
WebmastersRe: Mark Zuckerberg Commends Jobberman Founders As Internet.org Free Basics Launches by joseph1832(m): 4:03pm On May 14, 2016
Seun:
The Jobberman founders deserve to be commended by Zuckerberg because they created a real business employing lots and lots of people and they have an inspiring story that is quite similar to Zuckerberg's story. I am just a lone geek who runs a web forum. There's no comparison. wink

Btw, I think Nairaland now works properly on Free Basics. Pls let me know if you experience any errors.
Was thinking calling you that will always get me banned. So I opted for Master Yoda. tongue
CelebritiesRe: Model Kendra Etufunwa In Panties (Photo) by joseph1832(m): 3:59pm On May 14, 2016
Not bad. But I believe punkyv is better... wink
PoliticsRe: Fayose Causing Confusion In Our Party – PDP by joseph1832(m): 3:48pm On May 14, 2016
TonyeBarcanista:
I am fully abreast of the internal politicking. I will congratulate Lere if he pulls through but I am saying that He won't emerge NPS of PDP.
Just like you said PMB won't emerge president of Nigeria. Bloody marvelous.
Christianity EtcRe: Purgatory....Real Or Fairytale? {updated} by joseph1832(m): 3:40pm On May 14, 2016
analice107:
Lol. okay. But where is the letter then?
Family section. Or you check my profile, it'll be the first thread you see.
RomanceRe: She Said We Could Not Go Out Because We Look Alike by joseph1832(m): 3:37pm On May 14, 2016
PunkyV:
Get blown, enjoy cheesy
Oh really? Don't tell me you enjoy being blown as well? grin
RomanceRe: Why Most Slim Girls Will Always Remain Single!!!! UPDATED by joseph1832(m): 3:36pm On May 14, 2016
HalimaSadiya:
North smiley
Nice to know. I bet you schooled in ABU? grin
FamilyRe: Divorce Is Not The Answer. by joseph1832(m): 3:35pm On May 14, 2016
cococandy:
Mtchew undecided
Move joor. Petulant woman. tongue
RomanceRe: Why Most Slim Girls Will Always Remain Single!!!! UPDATED by joseph1832(m): 2:40pm On May 14, 2016
HalimaSadiya:
Nice smiley
Thanks. What about you?
RomanceRe: Why Most Slim Girls Will Always Remain Single!!!! UPDATED by joseph1832(m): 2:35pm On May 14, 2016
HalimaSadiya:
That's lovely , no & you ?
Nope. I was born in the east. smiley
RomanceRe: Why Most Slim Girls Will Always Remain Single!!!! UPDATED by joseph1832(m): 2:27pm On May 14, 2016
HalimaSadiya:
Oh that thread is quite old...I'm presently in Kano state and you ?
Oh I see. I'm in Lagos. I've visited some states in Nigeria though, but I've never had the opportunity to visit Kano.

You were born in Kano?

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