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FamilyRe: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by joseph1832(m): 5:49pm On May 09, 2016
Mindfulness:
I don't agree.

I have fun when I shower.
I have fun when I have breakfast.
I have fun choosing my clothes for the day.
I have fun at work.
I have fun playing with my family.
I have fun when doing the laundry.
I have fun driving my car.
I have fun gardening.
I have fun with my friends, on and offline.

It doesn't matter what you do, it matters how you do it. wink
I enjoy every minute of the day. This is what I call Mindfulness. cool smiley wink
I didn't expect you to, your world is different from mine. You live in a world where things work, I live in a world where things are trying to work. Thus, your idea of fun is way different from mine.




The pleasure is all mine. smiley
I hear you. grin
RomanceRe: Thread For Beautiful Ladies With Pointed Nose (part 2) by joseph1832(m): 5:44pm On May 09, 2016
PunkyV:
So Joe, what else do you like doing when you arent being a dirty poet tongue? Your hobbies. I still remember the cooking & the chess. What else..
I aint saying nothing here, in other to know, you have to make that move. Lol.

Its up to you. grin wink
FamilyRe: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by joseph1832(m): 5:42pm On May 09, 2016
Ishilove:
Does one feel sexual lust when they cheat, lie and steal?
They need for sexual lust, cheating and what have you, fall under 'sin', according to your christian faith.
FamilyRe: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by joseph1832(m): 5:40pm On May 09, 2016
Mindfulness:
If I were not married, I would ask you out on a date. Girls, don't do it? Well, who cares?
I love it that the smile on a child's face pleases you. It says a lot about you. kiss
Well I appreciate a girl who comes to me and ask me out. I'm a man who admire guts. I hate unnecessary fronting. And thanks for the offer, its re-assuring.


I agree to some extent. We need negativity to reach out for positivity but it shouldn't be balanced. Positivity must outweigh negativity by far.
Life is supposed to be fun.
Yea life is suppose to be fun, but too much fun has its perks! Lol.




I definitely will. wink
Lemme know your thoughts...
FamilyRe: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by joseph1832(m): 5:23pm On May 09, 2016
analice107:
grin
okay oo. Am female sir.
Noted!.
RomanceRe: Thread For Beautiful Ladies With Pointed Nose (part 2) by joseph1832(m): 5:22pm On May 09, 2016
PunkyV:
You are but you wouldnt be you without the quirks
LOL. I heard that.
FamilyRe: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by joseph1832(m): 5:22pm On May 09, 2016
Ishilove:
According to certain spiritual facts, pornography itself is demonic. By the time you indulge in watching porn certain things enter your life.
Yea, we've heard that before. But have you ever bothered to ask yourself why concern 'things' will enter into when you watch porn, and yet those same thing won't enter you when you lie, cheat, steal etc?
RomanceRe: Thread For Beautiful Ladies With Pointed Nose (part 2) by joseph1832(m): 3:24pm On May 09, 2016
PunkyV:
Nothing, you're perfect just the way you are smiley
Yea right, didn't you just say I'm incorrigible? grin tongue LOL.
RomanceRe: Thread For Beautiful Ladies With Pointed Nose (part 2) by joseph1832(m): 3:16pm On May 09, 2016
PunkyV:
Hahaha. You're incorrigible!
Oh really? So what do you want to correct, improve or change about me?
FamilyRe: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by joseph1832(m):
lezz:
The right application of knowledge is what I term wisdom and all the females here bear the mark of classic female deportment; their life's limitations and experiences have become the textbook example for advocacy of the "good life".

Simplified: a female divorcee is more prone to preach divorce as the expedient course of action in a troubled marriage.
Aye! One wonders why they never thought of looking before the leap, rather than jumping on the bandwagon, just because they want to get married.

All those who scream marriage is overrated, are the ones who secretly wish to get married, just like those who frown at sex, are the ones you see in uncompleted buildings and hotel rooms getting their ass wacked. LOL.
RomanceRe: Happy 18th Birthday Obiorathesubtle by joseph1832(m): 3:04pm On May 09, 2016
Estharfabian:
Lol. grin



Till when I'm 19 then?

Nope. Why wait, you're 18 and very much an adult, so, why not let my wealth of experience teach you how not to be a baby mama at 19, remember, the earlier the better.. wink wink
FamilyRe: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by joseph1832(m): 3:00pm On May 09, 2016
analice107:
Even you thought i was malehuh? I had to register a new Moniker because the other one sounded male.
This one is sure feminine, even though am no feminist.
Well I didn't want to think or imagine you to be a female, that's why I asked the question... Lol.
RomanceRe: Thread For Beautiful Ladies With Pointed Nose (part 2) by joseph1832(m): 2:59pm On May 09, 2016
PunkyV:
Why not just open a file for your poetry? Lol @ the other stuff. At least you're honest.
I will. When the time comes for it, that's why I'm gathering them, even my erotika will be among. grin wink

Honest is all I can be. Lol.
FamilyRe: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by joseph1832(m): 1:38pm On May 09, 2016
lezz:
lolz, my confinement gave me a moment of reflection and the time to pen a thread or two.

I also took the time to observe folks here from the luxury of emotional aloofness that I couldn't afford if my main moniker was active.

I see most of them females have knowledge but are wisdom-bereft.

They are like water in sand -- no purpose or value.
LOL. Knowledge and wisdom aren't mutually exclusive, just like information can never compete with knowledge.

But, be that as it may, I'm yet to see a woman here who I'll say is wise. Those who come close, always let their emotion(s) cloud their thought. Hence the reason for public lamentations...
RomanceRe: Thread For Beautiful Ladies With Pointed Nose (part 2) by joseph1832(m): 1:23pm On May 09, 2016
PunkyV:
Yes. I was telling someone just yesterday that I have poor impulse control. If I'm on a diet & there's a cake, you best believe I'll eat it, unless ofcourse I'm bound, gagged & blindfolded tongue I guess as people we're different. I have no attachments to my accounts, so it's much easier to just cut loose. What's this lot going with yours? That's weird cheesy

Ahhh PMs! The bane of my existence! TBH, right now I just dont wanna go there. It's like an armour for me. A way of keeping "safe".
Weird is something a feeble mind can't comprehend, and you my dear, don't have a feeble mind. My poetry means much to be, deactivating will mean letting go of all of them... Just like you, I also have poor impulse control, but mine have to do with females... I can't help myself when I see boobs and ass, and when the boobs and ass is embedded on a sexy body with intelligent brains... I'm indeed a sucker!. grin

Alright enjoy your safety. wink
RomanceRe: Thread For Beautiful Ladies With Pointed Nose (part 2) by joseph1832(m): 1:18pm On May 09, 2016
farano:
I am single but not searching tongue
Denial is the most predictable woman response. wink
FamilyRe: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by joseph1832(m): 1:14pm On May 09, 2016
analice107:
Now you are teasing me Postmann. i dont come close to the ladies in this forum, i just tuck behind.
Thanks anyways, it makes a lot of difference hearing this from you.
You're female? shocked
FamilyRe: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by joseph1832(m): 1:12pm On May 09, 2016
lezz:
So you're carefreewannabe. I remember you alright, I lashed you spectacularly then.

So you learnt some stuffs and came back in the guise of a new drapery of mindfulness.

I love your history.
Hey Lezz! Welcome back, tell me, how was rehab? Did you meet tbillz there? Or even Chris Brown? grin LOL
BusinessRe: Tomatoes The New Gold In Town: Nairalanders Becomes Tomato Importers by joseph1832(m): 1:07pm On May 09, 2016
MizMyColi:
grin
I'm oh... Imagining having you to have and to hold... Good brains, awesome body, along with good character always make a man never to look outside... kiss
BusinessRe: Tomatoes The New Gold In Town: Nairalanders Becomes Tomato Importers by joseph1832(m): 12:58pm On May 09, 2016
MizMyColi:
I'm sowieeee embarassed
No need to apologize. I'm indeed very happy for you. Your man is a lucky man to have a beautiful head with a beautiful body such as you for a wife.

I'm almost jealous... LOL.
BusinessRe: Tomatoes The New Gold In Town: Nairalanders Becomes Tomato Importers by joseph1832(m): 11:47am On May 09, 2016
MizMyColi:
I take it you're not aware I'm recently married.
Lol
Wow! CONGRATULATIONS!!!! Who's the lucky man who succeeded where I failed woefully?


And you couldn't give me an invite...
BusinessRe: Tomatoes The New Gold In Town: Nairalanders Becomes Tomato Importers by joseph1832(m): 11:25am On May 09, 2016
MizMyColi:
Please don't let Jadekitana see you upload pictures of your meal. You will be declared broke by her standardsgrin
shocked shocked shocked
BusinessRe: Tomatoes The New Gold In Town: Nairalanders Becomes Tomato Importers by joseph1832(m): 11:20am On May 09, 2016
MizMyColi:
Good Morning Mr Joe.
I hope you have gathered enough insight on this thread to start Tomato biz.
cheesy
Not really, I'm looking for more insight on how to woo you. So far, I've come forth with absolutely nothing.
Christianity EtcRe: Questions For Highly Intelligent Atheist, Agnostic And Critical Thinkers by joseph1832(m): 11:18am On May 09, 2016
IRserveMyComent:
Its well with you my brother. Grace.
I don't need your prayers, neither do I need your grace. However, what I need from you lies between your thighs...

Can you oblige me the pleasure of entering? tongue
Christianity EtcRe: Questions For Highly Intelligent Atheist, Agnostic And Critical Thinkers by joseph1832(m): 11:17am On May 09, 2016
IRserveMyComent:
My dear am not ready for your un ending arguments this morning. In all your logic you still found yourself in luck 6:31. My friend i told you about was very popular in UNN those days. He could argue from morning to might. I dont think you are a more atheist than he is. What you need is my prayers and not an argument. Because it wont get us any where. I have done that when i did it, but iv realised it is only the holy spirit that can convict a soul. If my friend could become a changed man today nothing is impossible. Peace.
This has always been the problem with people like you, when faced with reason and logic, you spiral bind and talk harp hazardly and dive into abstracts and nothingness.

You never even bothered to see that the logic I quoted stemmed from something that predates the bible, hell no, but instead, you rush and compare me your imaginary friend. How so much like you to base just a common occurrence, and attribute to it to the many.

Tell me, how many people do you know, who are atheist, and are not pastors or evangelist?
Christianity EtcRe: Questions For Highly Intelligent Atheist, Agnostic And Critical Thinkers by joseph1832(m): 11:11am On May 09, 2016
IRserveMyComent:
I had to go back and re check the names he listed and was not surpriced your name was there. Immediately i saw you talk about your logic,cos thats the only thing you guys know how to argue about. Weda you accept it or not in your sub conscious mind your know there is the existence of a supreme being. I used to have a closs friend like you but today he is a great evangelist.
And of course, hasty generalizations and irrelevant conclusion seem to be the very forte of people like you.

You assume I'm a atheist because my name was mentioned, instead of you to ask me if I am, or not, but instead, you went ahead and jumped into conclusion.

Miss, I'm not an atheist for your information.

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