₦airaland Forum

prettytasha:
its a joke nau ...u guys should chill na

I not slighting you dear, I was merely saying you should learn to be more specific when saying jokes like this. Its very ambiguous.

misspicy:
and how do you know dead men don't bite,have you been dead before

On the contrary miss whatever, you should have asked if I've been bitten by a dead man before. Obviously you're oblivious of the meaning of "dead men don't bite" try to read Treasure Island eh.

prettytasha:
What will you do when your grandfather on his dying bed tells you "my child I left 100 million dollars for you in in in in in in "...
.... and he dies

Answer me this, can a grandfather who isn't Dangote, or Bill Gates leave 100 million dollars for his grand kids?

Learn to dwell in specifics when asking this sort of questions.

misspicy:

no respect for the dead coz of money

Look at who's talking. The dead is dead. Dead men don't bite.

Now who would I love to meet, of course my three musketeers, midolian, allnaijablogger and obontami. The three of them compliment me as they bare some trait of me. Midolian the political enthusiast, allnaijablogger the poet and female activist, obontami the slayer of pussy ( he doesn't discriminate) compton is compton if you get my drift, so midolian+allnaijablogger+obontami=joseph.1832

For the girls, any girl who wants to have sex with me or who wants to dash me 1,000,000 Naira and above is who I'll seriously love to meet. I mean I will seriously open my arms to them. LOL.

IdisuleOurOwn:
Love to meet Joseph.1832.

Thanks for wanting to meet me, however visiting the confluence state is not in my schedule for now, so any time you're in the centre for excellence, send a pm.

PS: TheSonOfMack still haven't shown us his freelance articles. LMFAO. (No offense Mack, I just couldn't resist". LOL.

philips70:
You are one idiot I do not hope to meet in my dreams not to talk of real life. I suspect you are Orubebe's son.

LMFAO! SeverusSnape the half blood nitwit. LOL. Trust me, he's much better than his best friend OREMUSSANCTUS. That guy is one mega tonne of compressed mumu! LMAO.

Kachisbarbie:
lollll
My sense is now under National Assembly's screening, because I decided to give homegirls an idea on how to have it all? ?

How am I supposed to know how cheats behave bikonu? @emboldened...

You decided to show home girls a very new version of gold digging. What happened to being an 'independent woman' eh?

Well I don't expect you to know how cheats behave because you've never been good at observing people.

Kachisbarbie:
succinctly put!

There's a thread on frontpage where a wife bathed her husband with hot water for sleeping with her own mum. Even though her action was barbaric, I saw people asking :-
"what of her mum, why wasn't she bathed with hot water too?"
"Wasn't it consensual?"
"Was it rape?"

For heavens sake, she took a vow with her husband, not her mum. Same applies to every infidelity case out there, be it from the husband/wife. If your partner(spouse) can't exercise some selfcontrol, I don't see how it's the fault of the random chick/dude out there.

Yes whenever I want to say kachisbarbie have a lot of sense, one look at your signature and I hold my peace!

But I find it true that those guys who cheat on their girlfriends/wives are the ones who can't stand to see their wives/girlfriends with other guys, I mean their jealousy go on overdrive.

misspicy:
lol,sowi

Why are you apologizing? Did you offend me?

misspicy:
how,i only commented on the thread

Course you did, by saying obon.tami and others way of banging ashies caused the OP to start doing so right. I hear you.

misspicy:
what did i do?

Meddling in affairs that concerns you not!

obontami:
I think say na you dey chop her kpomo na

Kpomo for where! Be no get time for all this over sabi Nairaland girls.

obontami:
Hahaha

Oro pa esi je, oro di hun

No mind dat misspicy abi na misspalasa be her moniker.

obontami:
that why I like you bro {no homo}


You are always on point


Many NL girls wear a underwear for three days without washing it, that why most of them wear black pant to avoid suspectiona, you need to smell the heavy odour oozing outta their vaginal, yet come here to form posh and all that.



I'm still saying it, I haven't seen any NL girl prettier, sexier, and neater that my hoe, doris at ikeja


No one of em can match her in any way


Yes I said it

Bros nothing does you at all. These Nairaland girls and many Nigerian girls are just too hypocritical for my liking, I mean they're here talking about hygiene when many of them don't even have the common sense to shave the hair on their vaginas on a regular basis.

The nonsense going on here on this site is just too annoying to ignore, whenever they hear guys sleep with prostitutes they all come floating around the thread the way flies fly around sh!t. As if dem even help broda man hustle for him money oh! Dem go just dey open their mouth dey criticize any how. NONSENSE

Well I don't know about them but what I do know is on my way home from work today, before getting to Kola bus stop at Lagos Abeokuta expressway, the driver bought petrol at N87 per litre, at NIPCO filling station, so I wonder where all this scarcity rumor is coming from.

Although I notice queue at Danco filling station also on the same expressway.

obontami:
tell em bro
Some folks here are hypocrites, the fccck hoes more than we that come out here on NL


And some novince here also exaggerate thing abt hoes out there


While some NL girls pusssies are worst than that em sluts out there



You agree with me bro ??

Yes of course! Why not if not! Many Nairaland girls here don't even have personal hygiene compared to those girls who hustle.

Their hypocritical ways is becoming annoying bro, I mean in this thread, the OP even said before he started f*#king ashis he was masturbating, non of them even complained about the OP masturbating, they just focused on his patronizing ashis and say he will get HIV.

For me sha make I just talk true, the OP and him friend just discover say f*#king sweet pass masturbating that's why dem dey Bleep like that, and as e be say no be there money dem dey use that's why e be like that for them. When dem start to hustle, dem go no say khaki no be leather.

texanomaly:
I didn't mean exes. I'm talking about putting you D where 50 to 100 other men have been that same day. Can you be sure those women clean themselves between partners.

The same day huh, well lemme tell you that the vagina doesn't have a meter and I know for a fact that most of those girls who hustle on the streets are cleaner than those who don't. I mean, as long as you didn't see the 100 men plus putting their D in there how's it your concern?

And yes I'm sure most of 'those women' clean themselves between partners because its their standard M.O because if they don't, who would patronize them? Their privates is what gives them money so why on earth won't they take care of it? Its just basic and standard logic as well as business orientation. Who would want to patronize a girl with a smelly vagina

texanomaly:
If he doesn't die of AIDS first.

It never ceases to amaze me how any man will want to put his D where 100s of men just had theirs. You may as well have had sex with all those guys too. Has that never occurred to you? Smh

I honestly hope you get some control before you kill yourself and take your gf with you. Your friend is right about one thing...If you you are doing prostitutes you don't need a gf. By that I mean, don't put her in danger too. She has a right to know you are putting her life in danger.

If the embolden is true then it should also bother you the amount of women who had had so many ex boy friends and husbands too because they too are doing the exact thing the embolden highlighted.

misspicy:
lol...all those stories older men like obontami are dropping on sexuality caused this i think...

OP go for prayers

Honestly, you're high I believe. Lemme ask you, how many ex boy friends have you gotten so far?

WongFeiHung, I must say first of all, I love your moniker. Mr the 'Kick With No Shadow' or should I say 'No Shadow Kick'. LOL. Now to be serious, if you believe sleeping with whores is disturbing, only you and you alone with know when and how to stop. You're 18, you're young and impulsive. You're still a kid(no offense) and like any kid, you found yourself a new toy which of course you like to play with. With time, it will fizzle away as reality come crashing down on you.

I must many of the comments I've read here so far are just plain stewpid I mean, all I read here is, "you'll catch HIV this, you'll catch HIV that" It goes to show that monikers just comment here without even having an ounce of what is being said. Most prostitutes who have sex, always use protection, I mean, they insist on it, either you put on protection or no sex at all, so I wonder how Dr WongFeiHung or his friend will contact the virus when they wear protection.

Dr WongFeiHung, trust me when I tell you that you'll out grow this habit, and if you don't outgrow it, you'll apply caution, how do I know this, I believe the cash you use in patronizing those girls is given to you by your parents, cousins and family members because you're still a kid, trust me, by the time you start working for your own money, you'll know what and what to use it for, like we usually say, "dem no dey tell blind man say rain dey fall".

midolian:
Hahahhaha..this guy is crazy. He just finished a senator.

Most of these nominees are far more intelligent than all the senators combined.

True. That's why the nominees were carefully selected. Its a wonder we didn't see all this during the last administration.

Swindling the swindlers, now that still sounds like corruption. Rather than the government to hide his head and remain anonymous, he should open up to he appropriate authorities just to keep the swindlers off his back.

Beremx:
this part got me laughing

Even me, Truly hilarious.

Hilarious.

adewumiopeyemi:
How do you build trust after it is broken? can d person regain d trust from his/her partner,......... coment guys/girls

For me to trust a person that person must have given me reasons to trust him/her. There's no such thing as trust for, because its something I can't afford. So when there is no trust, how can it be broken and rebuilt? (Rhetorical)

KashyBaby:
I only give my full trust 1 time but when it's broken...then I have to say sorry Coz that person can't regain anymore no matter what..

Whoa. I must say I admire people who trust. Its something I can never do anyway. I always say, 'trust' is a luxury I can't afford.

Frisby from what you said it seems the lady in question is just dating the guy out of pity. If she is smart, the guy is who she is suppose to marry if all what she said about him is true.

Since she's now saying she doesn't feel anything for him, then I want to believe she's the type who don't really value men who treat and respect a lady the way a lady is suppose to be treated and respected.

I don't mean to sound too serious but if your friends know what is good for her, if she doesn't want to join the bandwagon of women who complain about their husbands cheating ways, then, she should just go ahead and marry the guy, because, I believe any guy who didn't cheat on a girl when they were dating, won't cheat on her when they're married.

Your friend should stick to reason and not allow her heart lead her into something she will regret one day. Its time you tell her to put her heart in the relationship.

Thanks but no thanks, I'm acrophobic. £33,000 will give me a super wedding in Nigeria, artiste like 2face, Don Jazzy will come and perform for me. So they can keep their hotel.

Ray360:
bro, We can just keep guessing and be miles away from the crux of this insipidity in coitu.s. it might be deeper than we know. issues like this are better tackled by asking the lady some key questions. the man might have developed some uncultured lifestyles that the wife doesn't like, as such, she looses all sexual urge when it's time to make love. I still stand on my point though, the excitement waned to the lows because of that. we never can tell

That's why I opined earlier that she should speak to her husband about it.

Obviously she needs to speak to her husband immediately. From the way she sounded I won't be surprise if missionary is all she has been experiencing.

Ray360:
the emboldened is the genesis of the problem, you two had started living together even before getting married, You must have slept with each other zillion times, What's there to excite you again in marriage? when your petals had already been battered, no flavour again to spark excitement

That's so not true, I totally disagree. From what I can deduce she's lost interest because the sex isn't exciting anymore. All she need do is speak to her husband so they can put their heads together and think of a way out of it. Remember sex isn't just the usual bang bang bang, it goes way deeper.

The LGBT community are still trying very hard to penetrate into Africa.