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RomanceRe: Cameroon Girls Take Over Calabar Sex Market by joseph1832(m):
ECOTERRORS:
thanks for getting of my back forever. I'm free.



I'm so uncouth and weird. I don't care who I talked down on so take the high road anumanu
Saying you're uncouth and weird is like saying you're a tramp! And of course you are!. So well done. Thanks for saying the biggest understatement of the year.

And as you know, tramps are only good for one thing, so please, go f*#k yourself somewhere.
Christianity EtcRe: 5 Reasons God Doesn’t Answer Your Prayers by joseph1832(m): 10:00am On Oct 18, 2015
As always, feed the multitude with abstracts and they fill offer you their cash!.

The reason why God hasn't answered your prayers is because you're not working hard enough. Work hard and pray less and see if you work will not be blessed.

Prayers doesn't put money in ones pockets, work does! So get up and work!.
Christianity EtcRe: The Evil Called Pornography by joseph1832(m): 9:52am On Oct 18, 2015
martphreak:
We were not created to master our sexuality very early in life. We were created to master our emotions in submission to Holy Spirit.

Pornography is evil. Why are you learning sex styles as a youth? It is pollution & perversion. You eventually become an unclean thing before God as a result of lustful thoughts. It will push you into the sin of fornication before marriage & even hunt your marriage. The mind of God concerning sex in marriage becomes fulfilled when you & your spouse don't know anything about it. You must be ignorant of the details of your sexuality before marriage because sexual expression in marriage was meant to come naturally & not by learning. Couples who divorce because of sex knew many things about it before marriage. If you have known many things already, marriage is not an escape route for you because you will eventually fall into the sin of adultery if you marry someone who doesn't know much or rather anything. Your spouse will seem not to satisfy you. Instead, genuinely give your life to Jesus Christ, burn all bridges connecting you to sexual perversion today, discipline yourself & submit yourself to the power of Holy Spirit to restore your original factory settings.

Men & women of destiny guard their eyes diligently like Job who made a covenant with his eyes...

God bless us.
And another narrow minded thread hit front page! I wonder when this so called drugged individuals will learn that their god is not the god of others.
PoliticsRe: EFCC Confronts Akpabio With Evidence Of Transactions by joseph1832(m): 8:47am On Oct 18, 2015
So how come he's still a free man? If the EFCC have evidence of his 'shaddy' transactions surely they should have arrested him by now.
RomanceRe: Cameroon Girls Take Over Calabar Sex Market by joseph1832(m): 8:42am On Oct 18, 2015
ECOTERRORS:
he sampled your whoriNg mother and you were the product of her whoring campaign
Oh my! you kiss your mother with that mouth dear? "Mind your language". I didn't know you were this much a miserable low life to stoop this low....
RomanceRe: Cameroon Girls Take Over Calabar Sex Market by joseph1832(m): 11:29pm On Oct 17, 2015
Mogidi:
I'd like to sample the girls from Niger Republic. I'd make sure they wear their hijab while I fvck them silly.
Hmm! After you've finished sampling ECOTERRORS abi? After you go say I be badt guy! tongue
RomanceRe: When Your Coworker Asks If You're Pregnant by joseph1832(m): 11:09pm On Oct 17, 2015
Candyrain:
Hahahahaha... Maybe you are Lord Voldemort. grin grin grin
I doubt it. I'm no dark lord who divided his soul into 7 parts. I'm something else though, I, am a sith lord. grin tongue

Candyrain:
Its really not about being scared, I just feel some things should be left to remain the way they are. I don't disturb them, they don't disturb me.
I like your logic. I on the other hand admire it from afar.
Christianity EtcRe: Astrology 101- A Thread On Astrology by joseph1832(m): 11:03pm On Oct 17, 2015
PunkyVeer:
Oh! My bad then. Lol @ dude that doesn't believe in spirits.

I don't believe I've seen Hotel. But will check it out. Now you got me interested in the exorcism type of movies because I like that kind of stuff too but haven' t watched a movie about it, not even the exorcist lol

Gun slinging? I like the mafia type like the godfather, etc. Not a huge fan of action movies but some I like eg. Faceoff.
Okay, try it, may be even action horror will tickle your fancy.
Christianity EtcRe: Astrology 101- A Thread On Astrology by joseph1832(m): 8:13pm On Oct 17, 2015
PunkyVeer:
I'll check him but the martial arts bit might bore me though. I've outgrown anything with people doing air kicks & flips. I like my violence raw with stabbings, etc.

Horror is my favourite genre. Was watching Saw just a few hours ago. Again, even with horror, I like it on the psychotic side. I can't deal with vampire stuff. I want slit throats & chunks of flesh flying around. That's the stuff I get off on. Hahaha.

I remember you said you aren't a fan of horror lol. Why not? Too scary for you? tongue
Really, I never remember saying I'm not a fan of horror movies, you must have me mistaken with someone else, probably that dude who doesn't believe in spirit etc. LOL.

Well your brand of horror is quite okay. I dig it too, but what gets me is the real horror stuff. I like horror based on true life experience and happenings, such as "The Exorcism of Emily Rose". Horror flicks that has to do with exorcism and stuff like that. Hey have you watched this movie "Hotel?".

So I take it gun slinging violence doesn't thrill you either? LOL.
PoliticsRe: Why Is The Lion King Of Ubima And Niger Delta The Focus Of Everybody? by joseph1832(m): 8:04pm On Oct 17, 2015
Bitterleafsoup:
No in Enugu but I have visited Rivers PH last month and I was appalled at the potholes and if you see how the monorail skeleton is standing with broken concrete and metal thingys hanging around you would think that Boko Haram blow it up. What an eyesore and a waste of billions.
Okay. Did you visit the whole of Rivers State for you to come to this conclusion?
PoliticsRe: ‘dear Baba’: Jonathan Writes Obasanjo, Seeks Blessing For New Foundation by joseph1832(m): 8:00pm On Oct 17, 2015
GEJ is here seeking baba's blessings and the PDPians here are buy cussing baba.

Na wa oh! The you're supporting and calling hero is busy seeking for something from someone you down size and you still sing that persons praise.

Na wa oh! Some people no just get sense at all....
RomanceRe: When Your Coworker Asks If You're Pregnant by joseph1832(m): 7:51pm On Oct 17, 2015
llaykorn:
Do you know how to cast a spell? I need to have someone schooled.
Do I look like Harry Potter? tongue
Christianity EtcRe: Astrology 101- A Thread On Astrology by joseph1832(m): 7:50pm On Oct 17, 2015
PunkyVeer:
Lol, I like edgy books with a bit of romance, sex & violence. The authors who mix all of this up to my satisfaction are Jackie Collins, Sandra Brown, Jacqueline Susann & Kitty Kelley.

TV shows- Amazing race, fear factor, panic button, come dine with me, all the murder investigation shows like Snapped etc & then talk shows + reality shows.
Hmm, romance, sex and violence, I think you should read Eric Van Lustbader. The dude knows his onus when it comes to mixing the three, with a little touch of martial arts and a little bit of something extra.

You watch horror movies?
RomanceRe: When Your Coworker Asks If You're Pregnant by joseph1832(m): 7:42pm On Oct 17, 2015
Candyrain:
Just type "the Book of Enoch pdf" in google and you'll get the pdf ebook. There was a verse from the Book of Enoch that was quoted in the bible. Jude 1 vs 14-15 was taken from the Book of Enoch 1 vs 9. I think it's harmless. But I can't say that of the 6th & 7th Books of Moses. Did you say spells that are quite harmless? Ok, I wish you all the best in summoning any of those angry demon lol.
LOL. So you're scared of the dark bro. Besides, not all spells have to do with summoning demons and the likes, there are mild spells and dangerous spells. There are also spells you can use to know or inquire about a few things...
Christianity EtcRe: Astrology 101- A Thread On Astrology by joseph1832(m): 7:33pm On Oct 17, 2015
PunkyVeer:
Nice choices smiley I know a few of those but don't remember any book in particular.
Okay. Who are your favorite authors? And you like any TV show in particular?
Christianity EtcRe: Any Learned Muslim In The House??? Kindly Help Explain This. by joseph1832(m): 7:22pm On Oct 17, 2015
midolian:
…an angel placed a tablet by his side and said: ‘Recite’. And the Prophet on account of the fact that he was unlettered and had not learned to read and write, replied that he was unable to read. The Archangel Jibreel pressed him severely and then asked him to recite. However, he repeated the same reply. The angel again pressed him severely. This action was repeated thrice and after the third pressure he suddenly felt within himself that he could read the writing on the tablet held by the angel. He then read the following verses which are infact reckoned to be the introduction of the Book of human welfare:

“Recite in the name of your Lord who created (all things). He created man from a clot of blood! Recite, your Lord is the Most Bountiful One, Who by the pen taught man what he did not know. (Surah al-Alaq, 96 1- 5 )

The emboldened should answer your question.
Why did the angel press him, surely the angle could have made him read without the use of force?

Empiree, you're needed here.
RomanceRe: When Your Coworker Asks If You're Pregnant by joseph1832(m): 7:14pm On Oct 17, 2015
Candyrain:
Can you tell me what made it so potent? I just searched it on google and it's readily available for download and safe to be in public domain. In fact I just downloaded one. But the 6th & 7th books of Moses is something else. It contains names of angels and demons with various spells and incantations to summon them. You can't just get it over the internet.
You downloaded The Book of Enoch? Where? I'm curious to know, which part did you download?

Yea I know all about the 6 and 7 books of Moses, I've seen it live and direct, there are other books as well that contains incantations and spell you can use. Spells that are quite harmless. Lol
Christianity EtcRe: Astrology 101- A Thread On Astrology by joseph1832(m): 6:54pm On Oct 17, 2015
PunkyVeer:
Hmmm & you do sound like you read a lot too. Who are your favourite authors?
Well it depends on what I'm reading. Like I said, I read for knowledge and I've divided the knowledge I seek into two parts: academic and residual.

With academic, I have a few, Karl Marx, Antonio Gramsci, Kwame Nkrumah, Wole Soyinka, Chinua Achebe, James Wationgo etc.

With residual comes authors like Eric Van Lustbader, Tom Clancy, Dean Koonz, Dan Brown, James Hadley Chase, Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child etc.
RomanceRe: When Your Coworker Asks If You're Pregnant by joseph1832(m): 6:26pm On Oct 17, 2015
Candyrain:
You must have heard of Ekanka (a religion of light and sound), the 7books of Moses (one of the occultic books). This was the book he read which gives instruction on how to surmon spirits and demons. They are real bro. I did serach for the book online but I got only a part of it (the full book isn't online) and what I saw there got me really scared.
People always rant about the six and seven books of Moses forgetting that there is a more potent book, The Book of Enoch. That book is...
Christianity EtcRe: Astrology 101- A Thread On Astrology by joseph1832(m): 6:21pm On Oct 17, 2015
PunkyVeer:
No, not the book, only the TV series. Very touching story.

What are your favourite TV shows?
Its a true life story. Just like twelve years a slave.

I don't really have favorite TV shows, I watch stuff for the sole purpose of gaining knowledge from them. That's what I'm basically about, 'knowledge'.

Everything I mostly do is to gain some form of knowledge, even reading books too, that's why I'm way choosey with the kind of books I read and things I watch.
Christianity EtcRe: Astrology 101- A Thread On Astrology by joseph1832(m): 5:47pm On Oct 17, 2015
PunkyVeer:
Ha! Ok. Gotcha.
So you read the book Roots by Alex Harley? grin friend to El Hajj Malik El Shabazz.
Christianity EtcRe: Astrology 101- A Thread On Astrology by joseph1832(m): 5:38pm On Oct 17, 2015
PunkyVeer:
See, now you get where I'm coming from. Some things are better left unsaid. Lol @ not liking shrinks but why?
Yes I agree, some things are better left unsaid, here but it can be said elsewhere.

I really never liked the idea of talking to someone who doesn't talk back, someone who's trying to discern whether I belong in a mental home or not. I mean what gives them the right to decide whether I'm sane or not?. LOL
PoliticsRe: Why Is The Lion King Of Ubima And Niger Delta The Focus Of Everybody? by joseph1832(m): 5:32pm On Oct 17, 2015
Bitterleafsoup:
I said just that during Immigration Job deaths. You people are too emotional and unreasonable. The billions spent on the monorail project is enough to have this man jailed.$86 million a month this man raked in and you have mouth to defend a looter and were chanting change 6 months ago. It is obvious you have not been to Rivers State . You should go there before supporting evil!
On the contrary my bitterleaf soup, I've never supported corruption.

All I hear is just people throwing allegations and accusing Nigerians anyhow without having facts to ascertain their claims. If Amaechi is found guilty on any of the charges level against him, then let him to the penalty. Its that simple.

When I went to Rivers state Amaechi wasn't even governor, I went to Okrika, a village called Ubowor or so, in the early 2000, so I can't really say what's up in Rivers state. You stay in Rivers state?
Christianity EtcRe: Astrology 101- A Thread On Astrology by joseph1832(m): 5:17pm On Oct 17, 2015
PunkyVeer:
Lol, it's like this- do you still remember the conversation we had on the other thread & we were asking each other general info while discussing your poetry? Anyway, you also felt a little uncomfortable & told me you can't answer that on a public platform or whatever. Can't remember your exact words. Well, I'm also feeling some type of way about certain subjects. Let's just drop it. And no, I'm not a shrink. I wish grin
Yes I do remember the our conversation. I felt uncomfortable because here, some members of this forum have this uncanny ability of using your personal info against you, I've lost count how many times my email have been hacked by users here.

Not that I care because I have nothing to, the best way to hide I've always believe its in the open. Well thank goodness you're not a shrink, I never liked them. LOL.
Christianity EtcRe: Astrology 101- A Thread On Astrology by joseph1832(m): 2:22pm On Oct 17, 2015
PunkyVeer:
I know. However, as transparent as I am most times, I still like to mantain a little mystery. Not because of anything else, other than just feeling a little uncomfortable revealing certain things. Odd I know, but that's who she is. I'm uncomfortable. Next grin

Let's rather talk about you, what did you study? smiley
Wow! I didn't know I'm on the spotlight, tell me, how comfortable will you feel revealing things about yourself while the person you're revealing things to doesn't reveal things about himself/herself?.

I believe in being courteous, like if you tell me something about you, then I feel oblige to tell you something about me, its just a matter of courtesy.

You wanting me to say things about me and not saying stuff about you makes me believe you're acting like a shrink, makes me believe I'm being cross examined. Etc.

Em you aint a shrink a you? grin
Christianity EtcRe: Astrology 101- A Thread On Astrology by joseph1832(m): 1:46pm On Oct 17, 2015
PunkyVeer:
College. I don't feel comfortable exposing more. What about you?
University. Surely no harm can come in telling me what you studied?
Christianity EtcRe: Astrology 101- A Thread On Astrology by joseph1832(m): 1:35pm On Oct 17, 2015
PunkyVeer:
lipsrsealed
Oh dear you got something in your mouth? Why you frown? LMAO.
Serious though, what did you study? You went to a university/college?

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