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Politics › Re: Yakubu Gowon Celebrates 81st Birthday Today! by joseph1832(m): 8:31am On Oct 19, 2015

God bless your new age sir, but you owe it to us to tell us to give us your own version of what lead to the civil war.

Ojukwu is dead, we will never know his version, but you're very alive, so please write a book and tell us, for posterity sake.

Once again sir, Happy Birthday.

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Romance › Re: Why A Man Should Have More Than One Woman by joseph1832(m): 8:23am On Oct 19, 2015

PunkyVeer:
Trust me, it's for the best. Punky has a way of pulling down your shorts & exposing your ass without you even knowing. And I'll be sitting back, amused.You don't wanna be that guy Adam, you're Joseph!

Let's just enjoy a fun game of good ol' chess. Which one are you, the cat or the mouse?

Hmm so punky is telling me she's skilled in the act of interrogation that is only peculiar to Natasha Romanov aka Black Widow. I see, but Punky shouldn't forget that Joseph, was born yesterday, but he wasn't born 'yesterday'. And Joseph can never be Adam, because Joseph is not even Joseph LOL.

And I don't play Chess with amateurs, so I can neither be the big mouse nor the small, I can only be me, according to Genuwine, I'm Still The Same Ol' G. tongue

So my dear, if you want to be the Jim the Artful Dodger, I can also be Destenumbari, Number 10. wink

LOL.

Politics › Re: "Nigeria Finally Plays Into The Grand Strategy Of Biafrans" - Vanguard by joseph1832(m): 8:08am On Oct 19, 2015

I only read up to the second paragraph and stopped! Whoever wrote this article is so pro Biafra. Let it be known that the FG didn't make any mistake in arresting the trouble maker Daniel Kanu. In fact, the FG acted superbly, this should send a very clear message to all those who want to use tribal and religious means to ferment trouble in their bid to actualize their selfish ambitions.

The arrest of Daniel Kanu is a thumbs up for the FG because whenever evil rears it ugly head, YOU KNOCK IT DOWN! And knocking it down was what the FG did by arresting the trouble maker.

This was the very big mistake the previous regime made by allowing Boko Haram to do whatever they like, and also, fearing to knock them down because they don't want to be called names.

I must say the era of impunity has passed, whoever wants to do any how in this current dispensation will see anyhow! The era of impunity has passed! The arrest of Daniel Kanu is a clear warning to all who want to use whatever means to steer trouble.

Even those gAys abroad should learn from this, you can not shove your opinions down peoples throat any more. Plain and simple.

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Romance › Re: Why A Man Should Have More Than One Woman by joseph1832(m): 7:42am On Oct 19, 2015

PunkyVeer:
Thank you

You got a sleek mouth, I see what you did there

Much oblige, and you've got sleek fingers as well: for evading questions... Lol.

Romance › Re: Why A Man Should Have More Than One Woman by joseph1832(m): 7:37am On Oct 19, 2015

PunkyVeer:
As short of words as depicted in MJ's Speechless

Holla, holla, btw Wishing you a great day ahead.

Nope, full of words as MJ's Give In To Me wink

Hello, hello, thanks for the wish, if only wishes come through. My day already started on an edgy note, but I wish you the same.

Romance › Re: Why A Man Should Have More Than One Woman by joseph1832(m): 7:18am On Oct 19, 2015

PunkyVeer:
Kikiki

Hmm. Well that's not the answer I was expecting. You find yourself shot of words? grin

Politics › Re: Ministerial Nominee, Anthony Anwukah, Was Convicted By High Court For Corruption by joseph1832(m): 10:45pm On Oct 18, 2015

HzRF:
Another fool sighted

If ur brand of change is real and not fake

Why promise change den appoint corrupt pple

So in ur daft brain appointment of corrupt people which was greeted with corruption charges is change

Mcheew

Another scallywag detected! In your mundane mind everyone on PMB's list is corrupt right?

Apart from a minute few that is 2 or 3 people who have corruption cases against them, the rest are also corrupt right?

Please learn to shove your inane comment up your ass because it reeks like miasma!

Romance › Re: Why A Man Should Have More Than One Woman by joseph1832(m): 10:29pm On Oct 18, 2015

PunkyVeer:
LMFAO. I couldn't find a picture of the "other way around" because girls don't like looking at ugly things

Yea? Well I know quite a number who like not just looking at 'ugly things' but playing with 'ugly things' as well. wink

Romance › Re: Why A Man Should Have More Than One Woman by joseph1832(m): 9:52pm On Oct 18, 2015

PunkyVeer:
You are? Well, let me double check

LOL. Satisfied? Besides, It should be the other way around. grin

Romance › Re: Why A Man Should Have More Than One Woman by joseph1832(m): 9:35pm On Oct 18, 2015

PunkyVeer:
Mama told me not to speak to boys

And mama is right. I'm not a boy, I'm a man. So please feel free to speak. LOL. grin

Politics › Re: Ministerial Nominee, Anthony Anwukah, Was Convicted By High Court For Corruption by joseph1832(m): 9:32pm On Oct 18, 2015

Midolian, isn't it funny, how come all this investigation going on concerning PMB's ministerial nominee didn't happen when GEJ submitted his own ministerial list?

I guess then it was business as usual, now its petition and allegation flying everywhere over PMB's ministerial nominees, and some people will say they're waiting for APC change when the change is happening right under their nose.

I guess its because GEJ and his band of failures weren't the ones who initiated the change that's why they've blinded themselves to it. LMAO.

TonyeBarcanista, ECOTERRORS, Mogidi, Mizmycoli, Anonimi good evening. How una dey? grin

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Romance › Re: Why A Man Should Have More Than One Woman by joseph1832(m): 9:12pm On Oct 18, 2015

PunkyVeer:
Throw me some bone here because I still don't know how you intend I go about it

I believe I already threw you a bone, answer your pm. LOL.

Now lemme see that wedding they're so planning...

Romance › Re: Why A Man Should Have More Than One Woman by joseph1832(m): 9:02pm On Oct 18, 2015

PunkyVeer:

Now that's more like it. You still haven't hazard a guess. Lol.

Romance › Re: Why A Man Should Have More Than One Woman by joseph1832(m): 8:56pm On Oct 18, 2015

PunkyVeer:
They're planning our wedding on the astrology thread & you're here grinning

LMFAO! What more can I do than grin dear? Now ask yourself, can a wedding take place without the bride and groom present, or can there be a wedding when the groom hasn't proposed to the bride?

So let whoever is planning whatever wedding they're planning plan since all they know how to do is plan.

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by joseph1832(m): 8:48pm On Oct 18, 2015

TheSonOfMark:

Laughing fat YOUR ASS OUT is sure easy for you since your _anal orifice gapes wide from sticking your bum out to get screwed.
You had to describe your rear as "fat" in hopes of seeking out disillusioned _faggots like yourself?

I could dig up lots of dirts on you but slow pain is what I do. I'd decide when your anguish ends.
Thinking yourself a gladiator, forgetting I'm the Caesar? Your prolonged misery is my amusement.

Simpleton-esque platypus!

What tha hell is this dude saying! Clearly you're as stewpid as the word stewpid is!

You made a stewpid rule saying you don't back down when it comes to e-wars, I showed you a thread where you backed down with your tails between your infant juvenile legs, and you're here spewing inane words like Abubakar Shekau!.

Did you or did you not run from this thread www.nairaland.com/2649664/tribunal-sacks-yobe-pdp-rep I wonder why you can't even comprehend this yet you still open your juvenile mouth and emit nonsense as usual.

Obviously you need psychiatric evaluation to help your silly self grasp what it means to understand something!.

By the way, feel free to dig up whatever dirt you believe you can dig up in that juvenile mind of yours.

Brat!!!!.

Romance › Re: Why A Man Should Have More Than One Woman by joseph1832(m): 8:37pm On Oct 18, 2015

PunkyVeer:
How?

Hazard a guess. grin

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by joseph1832(m): 8:19pm On Oct 18, 2015

TheSonOfMark:

Retreating now like your hairline, aren't you, HoePHLEGM1832? Run out of steam like an abandoned spa, haven't you?
Next time your dutch courage leads you to fancy your chances against me you'd slap yourself out of it.

Lilly-livered _bastard!⚡

LMFAO!. Lemme kick your lame memory a bit with this thread, www.nairaland.com/2649664/tribunal-sacks-yobe-pdp-rep it clearly showed all what you typed above best describe you!.

Romance › Re: Why A Man Should Have More Than One Woman by joseph1832(m): 7:51pm On Oct 18, 2015

PunkyVeer:
Not true

Says who? Prove me wrong? grin

Health › Re: Nigerian Transgender Stephanie Rose Now Has A Vagina by joseph1832(m): 7:50pm On Oct 18, 2015

texanomaly:
Tex! Why in god's name won't you be my next, instead of acting like my ex?

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by joseph1832(m): 7:46pm On Oct 18, 2015

TheSonOfMark:

Hey, who do we have here if it isn't Nairaland's most dimwitted leprous marsupial?

You seem hell-bent on increasing your number of gay partners to 1833. That'd be the number of feet your bullet-riddled carcass would lie in the Atlantic since you love to go DOWN SOUTH. Hopefully you'd _orgasm in the afterlife when prawns make mincemeat of your _dick.
Cum-gurgling homoerotic knuckleheaded fleabag!

⚡

Yawning!. Rule 2. A blatant lie! tongue

Truckpusher:
I will smoke Joseph before he'll lift a mic.

You don't say. Care to put your money where your drug is drugpusher? grin

Romance › Re: Why A Man Should Have More Than One Woman by joseph1832(m): 6:43pm On Oct 18, 2015

PunterTim:

Dude/Dudette, that's scary.

PunkyVeer:
Hahaha

Hehehe. Seems you the kinda mum who likes to string people along and leave em hanging, high and dry. tongue

Romance › Re: Why A Man Should Have More Than One Woman by joseph1832(m): 6:32pm On Oct 18, 2015*

PunkyVeer:
Come closer & take a sniff

Gurl am closer than you would want me to be, except you want me to take a dive... wink

Now that will be bliss grin

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by joseph1832(m): 6:24pm On Oct 18, 2015

llaykorn:
Truckpusher VS joseph1832. 5 bars!

Hmm! You want me to murder him? Murder is murder bro, whether online or offline, its still murder. LOL.

Romance › Re: Why A Man Should Have More Than One Woman by joseph1832(m): 6:22pm On Oct 18, 2015

PunkyVeer:
I figured as much.

Well, I am old. Got that old people musky smell to prove it

Funny how we can seem to smell it. tongue

care to indulge us with some old perfume? grin

perhaps we just might like what we smell. cheesy

LOL.

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by joseph1832(m): 6:19pm On Oct 18, 2015

llaykorn:
Afraid? Afraid of TSOM? I'm not afraid na.

Yea right! I use to think you have more brains than balls, now I know you have both in equal amount. LOL. Unlike I can say for some, they have no brains, no balls, all they are, is just talk, talk and more talk until they talk their self to sleep.

I've been thinking about battling someone for sometime now, I was thinking may be of the vaudeville of pundits or even the political philistine of Nairaland will take me up. LOL. grin

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by joseph1832(m): 6:09pm On Oct 18, 2015

llaykorn:
Lie? Me, I don't know ooo

LMFAO! Seeing is believing they say and I want to believe that you have indeed 'see'.

So, don't tell me you're afraid of some juvenile ranting? LMAO.

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by joseph1832(m): 6:04pm On Oct 18, 2015

llaykorn:
LOL. You've been quite scarce, anyway.

Dude, check out this thread www.nairaland.com/2649664/tribunal-sacks-yobe-pdp-rep you'll know for sure that a certain Rule 2, is nothing but a lie. grin

Lying is what Mr Rule is just good at! Nothing more, nothing else!. LMAO.

TheSonOfMark:

I suppose that's good news for snitches, liars and impostors since I give them hell when I'm online. They should enjoy the breather while it lasts.⚡

Oh please do shut up! tongue

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Romance › Re: If Your Wife’s Ex Did This On Your Wedding Day, What Will You Do? by joseph1832(m): 5:51pm On Oct 18, 2015

Absolutely nothing! If he was totally it he would be sitting in the chair I'm sitting. So he's a loser. Throwing away dollar bills affirm to this.

Seriously though, I really don't know why in gods name my wife's ex would even attend our wedding because if its me, I sure won't attend hers.

Him spraying her dollars would really make me suspicious of them.

Romance › Re: Cameroon Girls Take Over Calabar Sex Market by joseph1832(m): 1:32pm On Oct 18, 2015

ECOTERRORS:
don't get it twisted, I'm the one that liked your comment.

Don't get it twisted, I don't give a flying f*#k! tongue

Now piss off.

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Christianity Etc › Re: The Evil Called Pornography by joseph1832(m): 1:14pm On Oct 18, 2015

LaraiBoluwaji:
I guess not, but he can be true to himself by telling her

'hi, I wanna eat your puccy till you scream'.

Some ladies appreciate brutal honesty

Hell yea, that much I do know. And some appreciate lies more!.

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