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Kachisbarbie:
I have k-legs too, it reminds me that no human is perfect.

What's with the "after 3years of marriage caption", only a man or an insensitive woman would give such title.
Congrats Steph...
May this blessing go round to every TTC couple out there...

BIG FAT LIE

mirexxx:
don't joke with me ooo

LOL, Gurl who in their right mind would want to joke with a black beauty like you? Trust me, the last time I saw a pic of you, you look so black and damn stunning, the red lipstick you wore did wonders to add character to your face. LOL.

So I'm not joking, lol, besides, what's the fun in clicking the link without doinking the dink? They go hand in hand.

Aminat508:
I have uploaded it. check pg1

Your wish is my demand lady. LOL.

Aminat508:
Joseph1832

Wetin happen?

mirexxx:
you'll be clicking d link

Oh men! I thought you would be letting me doink the dink, besides, what's the fun in clicking the link without doinking the dink, or you're one who don't mix business with pleasure? They're kinda entwine you know. LOL.

PunkyVeer:
Lol @ nobleman. Kthen. Imma ballsy broad

My message centre is down. It's been so for a long time now. And besides, I'm lazy to chat on pm lol. Send your message via a pigeon

Hmm, you're between a lady and a b!tch? How intriguing...

Saying you're lazy to chat on pms is like saying you're Harvey Dent aka 2face in Batman because if you can chat here, I see no reason why you can't chat via pms unless of course you're... Besides, pigeons aren't to be trusted because people shoot and eat them so the message will not be delivered, so why don't we try using wires?

redcliff:
well since you cannot think too, then this includes you too...you are everything wrong with Nigeria. I dont think you are foooolishly smart enough to go international unlike your other folks i mentioned...

And I believe you know that your opinion are your opinion and your opinion doesn't matter to me or anybody else other than you and you alone?.

mirexxx:
that's not a problem

Oh yeah? What a lovely soul. So what will it be, me clicking the link or me doinking the dink? LOL.

PunkyVeer:
Of course I've seen that slasher movie, I guess I just don't see the correlation with this. Le shrug.

No I'm not a lady. So now how do we proceed, gentleman?

Never mind the correlation. Oh really, I'm curious to know what you are then, and so you know, I'm not a gentleman, and in case you want to ask what I am, I'll have you know I'm a nobleman.

So how do we proceed, we proceed by you replying your pm.

Aminat508:
done check my Dp

Without make up oh! I dey see lipstick and eye shadow.

Oyind17:
Go sleep! pocket lawyer

F*#k you asshole!.

redcliff:
You are everything wrong with nigeria and humanity!

Is that right? Kindly tell me how many lives they've destroyed or which crime against humanity they committed for him to be everything wrong with Nigeria and humanity?

Aminat508 abeg show your pinshure joor!

mirexxx:
pls guys click on d link below

I'll make you a deal, show what you look like and I'll click the link, or perhaps may be I'll doink the dink. If you know what I mean. Lol.

PunkyVeer:
I'll show you mine if you show me yours

Huh?

You haven't seen the movie?, ladies first anyway, except of course if you aint a lady....

Aminat508:

Amina show your pishure abeg! No dey smile for here!

PunkyVeer:
Yes I did

LOL. You sly dame... Remember, I know what you did last summer.

PunkyVeer:
Aint no shame in my game The pic is a little unclear though because it was taken at bedtime.

WTF happened to the picture? Can't see it... Or did you remove it?

This is fast detective work, I must say if it was I whose account was hacked into and money was stolen, I know the police won't act this fast. Even the bank will slow the investigation down with protocols and what have you.

StephanieEzeh:
I never wanted to post this but I decided to after reading a post on one thread created by a dude I can't even recall his moniker. In the post, I was accused of being a male under a female moniker. I laughed really hard after seeing it. The truth is that I stand to gain nothing or lose nothing whether you feel am a male. That is absolutely the business of whoever that feels so.

I have a reason why I created this account for the info of all. NL, especially romance section has since been a breeding ground for male intimidation occasioned by some small boys who still live with their parents and eat "mama thank you". I respect guys but only the mature ones! I opened this account to hide my real identity because my identity and personality/image in the real world matter a lot to me. With this, I have made a decision that female voices will never be subdued in romance section and the entire nairaland again as far as Stephanie Ezeh is here. The rate of insults heaped on the female group on this forum is disgusting. It is fire for fire!!! If u insult me, I insult u too. That's how it is!!! There are some mature guys I respect on NL, through their threads and posts I have learned a lot of things. So if u spend ur time debating whether am a female or male, u are just wasting ur precious time! Go and look for a job and get real busy for a reason!

I honestly believe if you are gainfully employed, you would not have the time to post this charade of a thread!

Please learn to follow your own advice.

Well it all depends, sex is something that is very dicey as it depends on who is doing the sexing and is the person doing the sexing skilled, does he know what he is doing? I know for a fact that many guys, when it comes to sex, don't even want to know if the girl is well lubricated, they just ram and jam, that's it!.

People really don't know that there's a very big difference between making love to a girl and f*#king a girl. In essence, making love to a girl makes both of them last longer while f*#king a girl makes either one of them cum quicker.

Also, when a guy uses protection during sex, it makes him last longer, when he's not, its a different story, he comes quicker, those guys you see in X-rated movies use drugs to enable them last long.

So to the question, I can't really say how long I last because when I'm engaging in intercourse, its not really about me, its about the girl, if she's someone I'm attracted to, then MouthAction is what really consumes most of the time because I want to see her enjoy it! So I really can't say how long I last when I'm having sex.

agarawu23:



This thread is meaningless
The mod/supermod that put this thread on FP is dumb and sick upstairs

Not really, I believe the reason why this thread made FP is because of traffic, such senseless thread move a lot of traffic here.

What I find funny is, when did being a virgin become a thing of pride? Because as far as I can tell, when these so called virgins get married, their husbands don't seem to give a rat's penis whether they married a virgin, they still go out and shag those runz girls. I mean pride is something someone is suppose to respect in a person. When your husband who you so kept your pride for doesn't even respect you, I mean....

delectablegyal:
I am just saying. Shout out to all the virgins out there. Even though the konji is strong, we are still holding on to our pride, we are not letting it go.

Because others are doing it does not make it right. Keeping your virginity is the right thing to do, forget what these non virgins say to you. No shaking.
#teamweddingnight.

Tell me, does being a virgin add a single Naira to your bank account? And how does being a virgin associates with 'holding on to your pride?'.

PunkyVeer, this is a classic example of what I was saying earlier about this section.

fpeter:
And that 'thing' called bail called for N20,000 Considering the nature of the crime committed?

He raped a boy, if he had raped a girl he will be denied bail, fair and square. It doesn't even matter if he sodomize the boy, all that matter is people tend to run amok when they hear a man raped a child than run amok when a man rapes a boy.

fpeter:
The Magistrate, Ibrahim Mohammed, granted bail to the accused in the sum of N20, 000 with one surety in like sum.




The magistrate must be a gay pedophile, otherwise why would he be so lenient?

I guess that's because there's a thing call bail.

maureensylvia:
On April 1st 2015, d traditional marriage took place in my villa @Nnewi , Anambra state.

6 months later, d wedding ceremony was held on October 17th and reception was on 18th oct 2015
The wedding took place in Sabon gari, kano state.

I really thank God for a successful wedding.

pics below

Congratulations dear. I wish you all the best, so far I think you're the first person to get married among the barrage of girls who contested for Miss Nairaland.

Congratulations once again.

Truckpusher:
*clears throat*

Wetin happen? I hope say you swallow bone that's why you dey clear your throat.

SeverusSnape:
Whoa!

I feel like biting a breast now.

Ehmmm... Did he bite the nipple or areola?

I thought you've been biting ECOTERROR's breast all this time oh. Na wa oh...

Its been like six days since you opened this thread, what's the latest?. Still trying to be your usual self? Besides, this is the wrong section to post this.

Keep us posted bro....