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Christianity EtcRe: Memo To Desperate Single Nigerian Women: Stop Sowing Seeds For Husbands! by joseph1832(m): 8:33pm On Sep 20, 2015
Truckpusher:
Bro, quit that mentality o.

These girls dem dun lock up o. grin grin

No mind as far as they can make money and buy any hungry boy to keep at home showing other women what being independent can do.

I have a neighbor that has virtually become his wife's boyboy. grin

He has no right to do anything by and for himself without his wife's consent ,in fact he doesn't make any decision unless the wife - And he does all the chores at home ,drives the rickety car while maintaining a reasonable distance from freed slaves like us. grin grin

And anytime she opens her mouth to scold him - You would think she was talking to his teenage son.

Be rather dead than for a woman to feed you.
Oh drugpusher, I'm really starting to like you oh, kachisbarbie seems like the kind of girl who would do the above.

#No offense intended.
Christianity EtcRe: Memo To Desperate Single Nigerian Women: Stop Sowing Seeds For Husbands! by joseph1832(m): 8:30pm On Sep 20, 2015
sonofananimal:
jezz grin grin I love people like you. You tend to open your smelling mouth and talk the opposite of what you are actually doing grin.


Foolish woman ! Did you think you are getting younger undecided
LMAO. If you see the way Mizmycoli round like cow eh, you go say no wonder men dey run from am. LMAO.

Atleast one look at her profile pic will prove to you that wht I said above is true.

Truckpusher:
Are there people(men) out there that actually feel that they are doing someone a favor by getting married to them? or is it simply you ladies that has constantly made it look that way through your fruitless journey searching for a wrongly defined equality and self fulfillment that is all nothing but a mirage.
I mean for the first time, for the very first time, I have to say I almost agree with you drugpusher. grin
Christianity EtcRe: Memo To Desperate Single Nigerian Women: Stop Sowing Seeds For Husbands! by joseph1832(m): 8:16pm On Sep 20, 2015
Aminat508:
Mtcheewwww undecided
Ah ah, why you dey hiss na? You're not single, midolian is very much around oh. LOL.
PoliticsRe: Buhari To Saraki: Leave Me Out Of Your Trial by joseph1832(m): 8:08pm On Sep 20, 2015
TonyeBarcanista:
Those calling for Buhari's intervÉntion have their own skeleton. Saraki should respond to the offence. His sins has found him out.


Those alleging 'witch-hunt' should table that before the judge!

#PowerToThePeople
Look mister, It will do you well to shut tha f#*k up! Weren't you the same political prostitute who was celebrating when Saraki was unanimously voted as the senate president? Now you're here saying "his sins have found him out?"

So you didn't know his sinful ways before you ran amok and drown yourself in your self deranged orgasmic frenzy when he was made senate president right?.

Shior!!!.
PoliticsRe: Buhari To Saraki: Leave Me Out Of Your Trial by joseph1832(m): 7:56pm On Sep 20, 2015
Nice words coming from PMB. Saraki should start getting ready to face the music, he must have forgotten this isn't the era of GEJ and his new PDP where impunity and 'do any how' was the order of the day.

This is now the era of PMB and the motto of this era is no longer "change" but "if you do anyhow, you go see anyhow".

Saraki forgot that "those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones".
Christianity EtcRe: 5 Reasons Why Pastors Do Not Need Private Jets by joseph1832(m): 7:52pm On Sep 20, 2015
AllNaijaBlogger:
Sonofanimal?

I cant argue with such a responsible name grin grin grin
There's nothing irresponsible about the name, the moniker is only saying his or her parents are animals, nothing more, nothing less. LOL.
CelebritiesRe: 9 Craziest Pictures Of Nigerian Celebrities That Will Shock You by joseph1832(m): 7:48pm On Sep 20, 2015
And the winner is.... Wande Coal!.
LMFAO that picture shook the Nigerian entertainment industry.
Gosh, truly time healeth all wounds.
NYSCRe: NYSC: A Litmus Test For A Faithful Wife/girlfriend by joseph1832(m): 7:38pm On Sep 20, 2015
Well I believe if the girl in question has good up bringing and proper moral standard, she won't cheat on her boyfriend of even husband.

So to a very large extent, you're right, the temptations are just too great in NYSC, especially that 3 weeks in camp, during my time I saw hoo yaa lots and lots of married women touching their toes without so much as an ounce of shame.

I even believe now that the married women cheat and misbehave more than the single girls during their NYSC.
FamilyRe: Why Do Poor People Have More Children Than The Rich? by joseph1832(m): 6:32pm On Sep 20, 2015
Its because they're so damn stewpid!.
PoliticsRe: PHOTO: Virgin Mary Appeared In Kaduna by joseph1832(m): 5:47pm On Sep 20, 2015
Aminat508:
na me go dey in charge of d food and drinks abeg cheesy

Joseph.1832 will kill d cow for usgrin tongue
Shey I resemble eleran? grin

Aminat508:
[size=15pt]Liar[/size]
Oh yea?.
PoliticsRe: PHOTO: Virgin Mary Appeared In Kaduna by joseph1832(m): 4:46pm On Sep 20, 2015
Aminat508:
Sweetie kiss kiss kiss
CC:joseph.1832 tongue tongue
Being jealous isn't something I'm good at. tongue
PoliticsRe: Senators In Emergency Meeting Over Saraki- Daily Trust by joseph1832(m): 3:22pm On Sep 20, 2015
tomakint:
The best thing these gathering Senators can do is to advise Saraki to go defend himself on Monday at the CCT or he risk being arrested.......these gathering with the bid to look into one thing or the order is a belated move and long thing. Advise Saraki to go defend himself on Monday - Period!
So true brother, after all, one who is innocent need not fear. So I guess Saraki knows he has so many dead skeletons in his cupboard that's why he's trying to play smart.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Happy Birthday Krystalxxx by joseph1832(m): 3:19pm On Sep 20, 2015
Happy belated birthday.
PoliticsRe: Tribute To Out Going Senate President Of Nigeria by joseph1832(m): 2:15pm On Sep 20, 2015
Imagine the eediot senate president putting his personal ambition over his party ruling... That is what I call gross impunity and no regard for party rules.

I believe people like him see them self as better than the party they represent.
Christianity EtcRe: What If God Created Everyone Rich? by joseph1832(m): 12:05pm On Sep 20, 2015
jacksonite:
The prayer and wish of almost everyone is to become rich one day. Fine but what if God decided to answer all our prayers and granted everyone riches?(I mean material and intellectual wealth) 1Who will do the work of the present day servant to the rich man? 2 Who will act the psychophant and praise singer? 3 Whom will the rich man share his wealth with (according to biblical injunction)
4 How will humans appreciate God when they lack nothing?5 How will humans appreciate each other when nobody lacks? I think the creator has a reason for creating the world the way it is. Some people have to be contented with their lowly status. There is dignity in that.God has a purpose for everyone and that cannot be changed neither by prayer nor by hard work. Happy Sunday.
The power to be rich or poor rest with the individual, God gave us this power the moment he gave us free will.

Choice is the key here.
PoliticsRe: PHOTO: Virgin Mary Appeared In Kaduna by joseph1832(m): 12:01pm On Sep 20, 2015
Aminat508:
grin in that case name your own be DAT. grin
You think? Abeg oh no let midolian vex for me oh! LOL.
PoliticsRe: Arrest Order: Saraki Relocates From Residence - The Nation by joseph1832(m): 10:50am On Sep 20, 2015
I just can't help but wonder, will all this be happening if Saraki had been an ordinary member of the senate?.
RomanceRe: That Awkward Moment When You Have Not Propose To Bae Yet by joseph1832(m): 10:26am On Sep 20, 2015
Aminat508:
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What is Bae? Check my Dp grin
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Oh why did you remove that boobilicious and delicious picture of you na!?

You no try at all oh Amina... LOL.
PoliticsRe: PHOTO: Virgin Mary Appeared In Kaduna by joseph1832(m): 10:23am On Sep 20, 2015
Aminat508:
lmao Jossy, na dick u see ba? Smh grin
Na dick I see oh. Abi no be wetin you sef see? LOL. grin
RomanceRe: A 'runs Girl' Is In Love With Me: How Do I Send Her Away? by joseph1832(m): 9:39am On Sep 20, 2015
SeverusSnape:
I've experienced this before, It happened about two years ago. There was this hot and sexy girl in my department, She was asking me out, Now I don't have a problem with a female asking for a relationship with me because it's not something new to me, But I had to decline because she was a mad runs girl, mehn hers was just too much. I didn't mince words, I just told her simply, "You're just not my type, and there's nothing that can go on between us", I'm not the type that 'chop and clean mouth' if not so eh...I would have done the undo able with her.

She persisted, But when she realized I was not giving in, She had to find her way.
Now this is pure PDP propaganda! tonguetonguetongue
PoliticsRe: PHOTO: Virgin Mary Appeared In Kaduna by joseph1832(m): 9:36am On Sep 20, 2015
Em I don't mean to be sarcastic but that picture looks like the shadow of a very big dick! I mean how tha hell do they know what virgin Mary looks like anyway?.
Poems For ReviewRe: Six Word Poem Game... Who's In? by joseph1832(m): 9:23am On Sep 20, 2015
timpaker:
Lolz. I'm a semi teetotaller. I don't smoke oooo.
Semi teetotaler? Common, its either you don't smoke, you don't drink and you don't womanize or nothing at all, there's no semi there. grin
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CelebritiesRe: Cynthia Morgan Replies Fans Who Had A Problem With Her ‘Bra Outfit’ by joseph1832(m): 9:22am On Sep 20, 2015
agarawu23:
That's her business angry
You dey mind her. The only reason why these artistes have any relevance is because of the undue attention people give them.

With all the blatant looting being exposed by the current administration, I still wonder why Nigerians still bother to comment about what Cynthia Morgan wore to the club.

Left for me, she can go bloody naked for all I care, her dress code doesn't add one penny to my pocket, so f#ck her and f*ck those bloody politicians who loot and plunder our common wealth.
Christianity EtcRe: You Are Spiritually Matured If You Have "Perfect" Control Over These Things by joseph1832(m): 9:12am On Sep 20, 2015
I find this very funny, really all this listed here makes one human, so is it a crime to be human?.

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