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Christianity EtcRe: What If God Created Everyone Rich? by joseph1832(m): 12:05pm On Sep 20, 2015
jacksonite:
The prayer and wish of almost everyone is to become rich one day. Fine but what if God decided to answer all our prayers and granted everyone riches?(I mean material and intellectual wealth) 1Who will do the work of the present day servant to the rich man? 2 Who will act the psychophant and praise singer? 3 Whom will the rich man share his wealth with (according to biblical injunction)
4 How will humans appreciate God when they lack nothing?5 How will humans appreciate each other when nobody lacks? I think the creator has a reason for creating the world the way it is. Some people have to be contented with their lowly status. There is dignity in that.God has a purpose for everyone and that cannot be changed neither by prayer nor by hard work. Happy Sunday.
The power to be rich or poor rest with the individual, God gave us this power the moment he gave us free will.

Choice is the key here.
PoliticsRe: PHOTO: Virgin Mary Appeared In Kaduna by joseph1832(m): 12:01pm On Sep 20, 2015
Aminat508:
grin in that case name your own be DAT. grin
You think? Abeg oh no let midolian vex for me oh! LOL.
PoliticsRe: Arrest Order: Saraki Relocates From Residence - The Nation by joseph1832(m): 10:50am On Sep 20, 2015
I just can't help but wonder, will all this be happening if Saraki had been an ordinary member of the senate?.
RomanceRe: That Awkward Moment When You Have Not Propose To Bae Yet by joseph1832(m): 10:26am On Sep 20, 2015
Aminat508:
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What is Bae? Check my Dp grin
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Oh why did you remove that boobilicious and delicious picture of you na!?

You no try at all oh Amina... LOL.
PoliticsRe: PHOTO: Virgin Mary Appeared In Kaduna by joseph1832(m): 10:23am On Sep 20, 2015
Aminat508:
lmao Jossy, na dick u see ba? Smh grin
Na dick I see oh. Abi no be wetin you sef see? LOL. grin
RomanceRe: A 'runs Girl' Is In Love With Me: How Do I Send Her Away? by joseph1832(m): 9:39am On Sep 20, 2015
SeverusSnape:
I've experienced this before, It happened about two years ago. There was this hot and sexy girl in my department, She was asking me out, Now I don't have a problem with a female asking for a relationship with me because it's not something new to me, But I had to decline because she was a mad runs girl, mehn hers was just too much. I didn't mince words, I just told her simply, "You're just not my type, and there's nothing that can go on between us", I'm not the type that 'chop and clean mouth' if not so eh...I would have done the undo able with her.

She persisted, But when she realized I was not giving in, She had to find her way.
Now this is pure PDP propaganda! tonguetonguetongue
PoliticsRe: PHOTO: Virgin Mary Appeared In Kaduna by joseph1832(m): 9:36am On Sep 20, 2015
Em I don't mean to be sarcastic but that picture looks like the shadow of a very big dick! I mean how tha hell do they know what virgin Mary looks like anyway?.
Poems For ReviewRe: Six Word Poem Game... Who's In? by joseph1832(m): 9:23am On Sep 20, 2015
timpaker:
Lolz. I'm a semi teetotaller. I don't smoke oooo.
Semi teetotaler? Common, its either you don't smoke, you don't drink and you don't womanize or nothing at all, there's no semi there. grin
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CelebritiesRe: Cynthia Morgan Replies Fans Who Had A Problem With Her ‘Bra Outfit’ by joseph1832(m): 9:22am On Sep 20, 2015
agarawu23:
That's her business angry
You dey mind her. The only reason why these artistes have any relevance is because of the undue attention people give them.

With all the blatant looting being exposed by the current administration, I still wonder why Nigerians still bother to comment about what Cynthia Morgan wore to the club.

Left for me, she can go bloody naked for all I care, her dress code doesn't add one penny to my pocket, so f#ck her and f*ck those bloody politicians who loot and plunder our common wealth.
Christianity EtcRe: You Are Spiritually Matured If You Have "Perfect" Control Over These Things by joseph1832(m): 9:12am On Sep 20, 2015
I find this very funny, really all this listed here makes one human, so is it a crime to be human?.
Poems For ReviewRe: Six Word Poem Game... Who's In? by joseph1832(m): 9:20pm On Sep 19, 2015
timpaker:
Puffing earth, Cigar day, Smoking sky.
I didn't know you smoke weed?. grin
HealthRe: Why Women’s Breasts Are Getting Bigger –study by joseph1832(m): 5:53pm On Sep 19, 2015
midolian:
Joseph1832, from the position of weakness, I bow to you, my boss. Please face the topic and stop harassing aminat. embarassed embarassed
Harassing ke? Your babe gat kegs bro, and she knows it. grin

Aminat508:
ashewo cheesy grin


Midolian come and see jossy oooooo embarassed
No be my fault my sister. You so boobilicious. cheesycheesy
HealthRe: Why Women’s Breasts Are Getting Bigger –study by joseph1832(m): 12:12pm On Sep 19, 2015
Aminat508:
Our Breast!! cheesy cheesy
Our milk!. cheesy


Boobs,boobs and more boobs, I like boobs. aminat508 gringringrin
Poems For ReviewRe: Six Word Poem Game... Who's In? by joseph1832(m): 9:46am On Sep 19, 2015
llaykorn:
'Tis
end of game,
Topic change....
Change of style,
Missionary to doggy.
gringrin
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Poems For ReviewRe: Six Word Poem Game... Who's In? by joseph1832(m): 9:36am On Sep 19, 2015
llaykorn:
..Screams for you
When you're gone.. grin
Gone,
I empty myself
Inside her.
Poems For ReviewRe: Six Word Poem Game... Who's In? by joseph1832(m): 9:33am On Sep 19, 2015
Rosemary216:
hehehehehe... U try
huh
Poems For ReviewRe: Six Word Poem Game... Who's In? by joseph1832(m): 9:31am On Sep 19, 2015
llaykorn:
Crazy... grin

Lust is naught
True love endures.
She endures,
I thrust,
She enjoys...
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Poems For ReviewRe: The Lady Of The Night. by joseph1832(op):
llaykorn:
Joesph1832, this sure sounds like a metaphorical piece for death than anything else. Right guess?
Metaphorical piece for death? Nope, its a metaphorical piece for something else.... The Hominus Nocturna.
PoliticsRe: REVEALED: How Jonathan’s Security Chiefs Bungled War Against Boko Haram by joseph1832(m): 9:15am On Sep 19, 2015
SeverusSnape:
That's what zombies always say, GEJ lost election, who doesn't know that??... Did I say he didn't lose??... Zombie, Your useless Oba will use the lagoon rather.

GEJ is gone, forget about him, Now B00HARI is there.
Yes PMB is here and GEJ is gone, I have to say "good riddance to bad rubbish!.

Thank goodness Nigerians saw the failures of GEJ and gave him the boot!. tongue now we have a more competent and knowledgeable leader, at least its been a while since we had any report of suicide bombings, that's a big plus you know.

So Severus, say hi to the Dark Lord for me eh! tongue
Poems For ReviewRe: Six Word Poem Game... Who's In? by joseph1832(m): 9:05am On Sep 19, 2015
Clitoris...
Check
Dick...
Check
Let's go!.



gringringrin
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PoliticsRe: REVEALED: How Jonathan’s Security Chiefs Bungled War Against Boko Haram by joseph1832(m): 9:01am On Sep 19, 2015
SeverusSnape:
Bros, I swear you no get sense, So you expect GEJ (Soldiers) to enter those villages and start massacring both the innocent and guilty??...Goon, even when he was pummeling the Useless Islamists, the stupid_ northern elders were crying blue murder and the brainless B00HARI was even criticising the Federal government then and even recommending amnesty for them. Truly, you're a dreamer, you don't know what's going on in reality.
And I suppose your stewpid self knows what is going on in the country?.

What did your GEJ do to combat BH? How come he waited for 6 weeks to election day before he started fighting them? I believe these questions are alien to you because you possess not a semblance of sense to understand them.

Between the northern elders and president of Nigeria, who has more power? Yet here you saying all sort of nonsense!.

Abeg shift! Your useless GEJ lost the election, deal with it! And if you refuse to deal with it, then Lagos Lagoon should calm your nerves a bit!. tonguetonguetongue
PoliticsRe: REVEALED: How Jonathan’s Security Chiefs Bungled War Against Boko Haram by joseph1832(m): 8:02am On Sep 19, 2015
SeverusSnape:
He did a lot, But couldn't complete it because of the support the Northerners were giving the Islamists, When you're fighting a war and locals and some moles in your army are divulging information to the enemy, the war efforts will be in jeopardy. It's an open secret that some Northern elements were helping the Jihadists. Answer my own question o cheesy
Which yeye question? If some northern jihadist were divulging information to BH is that the reason why those army officers mutiny? And isn't it the job of whoever is in charge to discover and charge to court those who leaked this so called information?.

When OBJ entered Odi, I suppose he had the support of the local community there right? Please stop giving lame ass excuses! You're not talking to a 2year old.
PoliticsRe: REVEALED: How Jonathan’s Security Chiefs Bungled War Against Boko Haram by joseph1832(m): 7:48am On Sep 19, 2015
SeverusSnape:
Typical illiterate Almajiric Nigerian, Answering a question with a question. GEJ wasn't responsible for any death, Islam and Jihadists were, Terrorism is a global problem. Now answer my own question.
Really? And what did your hero do to punish the jihadists?
PoliticsRe: REVEALED: How Jonathan’s Security Chiefs Bungled War Against Boko Haram by joseph1832(m): 7:43am On Sep 19, 2015
SeverusSnape:
Joseph the dreamer cheesy

You know I'm saying the truth, Abi na liehuh....Is leadership newspaper not owned by Sam Nda-Isaiah?
Severus the half blooded nitwit, does it take a rocket scientist to know that GEJ was responsible for thousands of lives that were massacred because of his lack of know how to lead and govern Nigerians?.
PoliticsRe: REVEALED: How Jonathan’s Security Chiefs Bungled War Against Boko Haram by joseph1832(m): 7:38am On Sep 19, 2015
SeverusSnape:
Propaganda - coming from 'leadership' owned by a card carrying APC member; Sam Nda-Isaiah. Below is Mr. Sam collecting his certificate after screening for APC presidential primaries.
https://naijatowncrier.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/in-pictures-apc-presidential-aspirants-collect-certificates-after-screening.jpg

https://mediad.publicbroadcasting.net/p/kalw/files/styles/medium/public/201505/Propaganda-feature-image.jpg

Made for the zombies grin
I now honestly believe that you're a goner!.

Firefire:
I see.... 2 million underage voters from Kastina, Kano and Kaduna now represent Nigerians ?

Interesting!
How come when the PDP was rigging elections from 1999 to 2011 you didn't scream of 2 million underage voters?

When these so called underage voters were working for your party benefit, all is well, now that they've revolted, you scream? Such says a lot about the kind of person you are.
PoliticsRe: REVEALED: How Jonathan’s Security Chiefs Bungled War Against Boko Haram by joseph1832(m): 7:32am On Sep 19, 2015
Why am I not surprise.
PoliticsRe: Ministers Are Very Important And Not Noisemakers: A Reply To PMB by joseph1832(m): 7:31pm On Sep 18, 2015
mrvitalis:
Tonye... the fact that people actually praise ur analysis shows the level of decay in Nigerian educational system
Let me educate u a little bit
1) a minister is a mere representative of the president in that ministry
2) the president can pass his directives or give instructions based on his manifesto to any ministery WITH OR WITHOUT A MINISTER
3) ministers are only needed when the president wants to reduce the work load on him.... And if the president is not complaining..... I wonder y u should.. ....
..
My brethren in truth, flesh and blood did not reveal this to you!.
Christianity EtcRe: 5 Reasons Why Pastors Do Not Need Private Jets by joseph1832(m): 11:06am On Sep 18, 2015
AllNaijaBlogger:
Well, you started it.

You can employ me? cheesy Do you know who and what I write for??
Bros please let him come and employ you and pay your fees, if I know his type, they're all about noise and noise, na social media there power dey and common sense, dem no get.

Abeg come and employ me too oh... And if what I said above is true, then you are a certified nincompoop. @jeromejnr and jaymeejate

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