₦airaland Forum

MizMyColi:
A bowl of clean water or mud water?

Well, I dedicate this song to you.
Take noteoif the word "Sai Gobe" as it relates to what you want


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFDu6ACKLKo

Clean water of course!.


Yes I believe after the gobe the guy got what he wanted after being beaten, so never mind eh! Am a big boy I can handle myself.

And thanks for your concern, I didn't know you care that much.

MizMyColi:
You better stop spreading false info on NL.
Seun will leave his throne and come ban you personally

About the chow, remember that Goat head meal on FP the other day?
It looks something like that.
Want some?

False info? Which false info did I spread? I know nothing of a supposed goat head meal on FP.

What I want is what you see when you look in a bowl of water.

Pataki:
These dunderheads will not rest and think like a sane person would.

When during Jonathan's regime, NDLEA agents laid seige to Kashamu's residence, what court warrant was issued in regards to that? When DSS laid seiged to the APC office in Lagos in an election period, which court warrant was issued in regards to that?

When during Jonathan's ediotic regime, Aso Rock seized the pass of a journalist reporting for a German station, where were you dolts to speak of democracy?

So soldiers (Army) laying siege to an opposition party leader's house is now equivalent to the Secret Police arresting a former security operative? What an ediotic thread this is!

If you are not satisfied with Buhari, go to court. Wailing Wailers!

Buhari has a Professor of Law as his Vice, whoever is not happy with how he is taking charge of this country is free to start eating salt in place of sugar.

I find it funny whenever barcanista open his so called thread that he only respond to the mentions of his fellow PDPians.

Have you guys noticed just how he stylishly ignore pertinent questions asked?. And here he will say he is a concerned Nigerian. Well I will say "a concerned lying and twisted Nigerian he truly is".

MizMyColi:
Literally of course!

Thanks for the correction, my Hausa is really rusty.

Oya interpret na

OMG! Literally! Gosh, I already sent you a pm. .

Besides, where is the chow?

MizMyColi:
Saying I'm playing dumb because I refused to answer a question I know nothing about? Apparently, you're playing dumber.

Stop associating me with lies biko.

I didn't answer because I partially understood the first four and nothing about the last one.

I asked you to come and eat.
Drop PDP and APC outside my domot and come chow.
Simple!

I knew what you meant dear, Zo ka ci abinci.

And I never said you're lying, I merely gave you a compliment which you misunderstood.

Okay, figuratively or literally?.

MizMyColi:
Okay, let me try.
I never claimed fluency in Hausa BTW

1. You're asking about my work.

2. You are asking if I am in Lagos

3. You are asking if I live in Lagos?

4. No idea.

This must be a different variation of Hausa from the one I learned (little).

Ko ka ci abinci?

Stop acting like you don't understand what I asked, playing dumb doesn't suit you.

And I don't understand what you're saying about food! and you never did answer my questions? Especially the last one.

MizMyColi:
Lmao.
I consider it an insult on my sensibilities when I'm called a Liar for something u know too well to be true.
I'm in a good mood today, and will not sanction you.

Whether, there was a poor, or old...the constant is 5 tawazand

Lafia Kalou!
Ina Gejia?
Taya nke?

Yea right!. Like I never heard that before. Lol.

Ba!.

Ki na aiki ina?
Ki na zama a Lagos?
In ki na zama a Lagos? Za ki kwana dani?

This is nice!. Lagos, over to you. I no say una own go different because una gragra and oversabi too much. Lol.

MizMyColi:
Oops!
My bad.
It used to be part of Sokoto, I still live in the past I suppose

What is his plan?
What is this government doing?
What are they up to?
We were on our own when we were told our old people will receive 5k daily, that our children will now have a free meal per day.
We were told there is nothing like subsidy.
We were told many, many, many things!
And all of a sudden, MUTE is now the order of the day.

I'm moving on from this issue.
No more back and forth.
See you in 100 days.

At the first embolden, you've never lived in the north before, you were caught with your pants down, lying! So please stop trying to be smart.

At the second embolden, PMB never said he will pay N5000 to old people, rather to the poorest unemployed graduates, so I wonder where you got that from?

An tashi lafia?

MizMyColi:
Sokoto - Argungu
Kebbi - Koko and Birnin Kebbi
Niger - Minna
Abuja - Gwagwalada (Didn't stay long here)

Madam there is no such place as Argungu in Sokoto State. Argungu is in Kebbi State.

MizMyColi:
You fail to understand what Barca is doing.
Perhaps, you are subconsciously projecting the expectations you have of this government through him.

All he is merely doing, using the resources at his disposal, is to keep this government on it's toes.

Imagine, if he had a voice like Omojuwa's?

So, yes I maintain that no reasonable person expects him to start paying 5k and feeding Nigerians in two years even.

What we expect if him, is to keep sustaining the high hopes of Nigerians with which he ride into power.
This he can do by first giving a clear cut policy direction.

This is where patience comes into play. You expect PMB to formulate good policies without the means of sustaining and implementing those policies?

All what many you're just saying is nonsense!.

It is nice seeing the EFCC go after corrupt politicians. I was starting to believe the EFCC was solely made to chase after 'yahoo boys'.

MizMyColi:
I do not hate Buhari, but I am not a fan either.

It's all about perception and influence in this game of politics. His past antecedents do not tally with the image which the media now paint of him.
Someone is lying somewhere.
This is the same man who said in 2001 that they will not rest until Sharia has been adopted Nationwide.
You said GEJ was clueless and that's why Obama refused meeting with him.
I laughed!

GEJ became an enemy of the states for refusing to play ball, for refusing to pander to their demands, he refused to sell the soul of Nigeria on a platter.
Any contrasting news on this matter as far as I'm concerneced is hogwash!

Ask that man who was denied a place in Buhari's envoy for speaking the truth.

As a leader, I will start taking Buhari serious under the following conditions....

1. If Buhari starts delivering on ALL his campaign promises.

2. If I am shown a video of Buhari strongly condemning the killings made on his behalf in 2011....if he didn't then, nothing makes him any better than GEJ even if he were to wipe out BH and all forms of militancy in a split second.

Have you ever lived in the north before? If yes, where?.

MizMyColi:
No reasonable person has asked him to do the impossible.

He rode to power on the high hopes of Nigerians, the onus lies on him to sustain the tempo of such hopes and convert to action or continue to receive more backlash from Nigerians.

For real? Have you been following the happenings in this country? The happenings here in Nairaland?

Just barely two months in office some people already want him to perform miracles. And you're saying "no reasonable person have asked him to do the impossible" well I guess the PDPians under the tutelage and stewardship of barcanista are not reasonable then.

semitunde:
It funny when you consider that most guys as this didn't vote PMB. How can you expect so much from someone you never entrusted with your vote?

Those of us who voted him are quite satisfied with the trend and changes we are seeing so far.

True that bro, true that!.

barcanista:
Not at all my dear. I never knew there infighting would happen weeks after taken power. They should kill themselves....PDP will take them out in 2019

In your dreams!.

Ethnic politics and religious sentiment have never been friends with the Igbos. Its such a shame they allowed it blind them from seeing the truth.

Sorry Chief Anyaokwu, that is what social media and the information age is about. It has given to much credence to un informed, narrow minded and baseless opinions, totally without substance and findings.

ECOTERRORS:
the country is on downward spiral because the military which Buhari was part of bastardised every agencies and institutions.
I was taken aback with how everything was now heaped on GEJ because of his minority status in the country. The majority used lies and propaganda to usurp power from the minority

Abeg shot up joor!.

MizMyColi:
Yes o.
Candyrain asked poignant questions.

The will tell you it's because GEJ was 4 years old or more in govt
Well I say you can't salvage in 4 years, what was destroyed in 12 years

At the embolden, still many want PMB to salvage Nigeria in just less than two months in office.

Isn't this stewpidity from the likes of the political prostitutes, the carpetbaggers, the vaudeville of pundits and the economic chichidodos!.

ndcide:
Tell me any of his position that's not the truth.

Thus far, the only full truth barcanista has said was when he opened that thread that sparked condemnation from his fellow PDPians!.

Apart from that thread, the rest are just half truths and opinionated and narrow minded rantings.

ndcide:
Have you really been reading barcanista's posts?
At least with an open mind?

Kinda point out any of his position about buhari so far, that's false.

I insist barcanista speaks the raw truth about buhari.

I challenge buhari to personally do a press briefing on today's bokoharam attacked, I challenge him to do same about the economy or even the naira-dollar issue. Buhari and his team used these things in their campaigns. Ambode was on Classic FM, using the naira-dollar rate to cast aspersions on the last administration. Things can't just keep going from bad to worse and we shout Sai buhari. NO!!!!

Barcanista is on point.

Of course I have been reading his posts. Why do you think he's been ignoring my questions?.

He speaks what he's being paid to speak. That's very clear as far as I can tell!. Ask yourself despite my mention of his moniker why he has thus far refused to answer them?.

Yes president Obama should teach PMB good tenets of democracy because PMB is a good learner and listener. Unlike GEJ who was and still is a failure.

Even having being schooled in eloquence and good governance from Obama, the guy still fail!.

I guess a bad student is a good student no matter who the teacher is!.

ShowYourCertificate:
This is where you got it wrong. Buhari is the only president with high expectations from the masses. He has to perform or else he's a gonner.

Don't try to give inexcusable excuses. If Buhari cannot provide leadership, if Buhari cannot guide Nigerians through the right path, let him resign.

He has to perform yes! But performing takes time. It is not something that can be made to materialize like just by using a wand.

You speak of resignation? In just barely two months you're already complaining. I wonder why you didn't complain during the last 6 years?.

If PMB can not do this, if PMB can not do that, please perish the thought!. Whoever is expecting shouldn't be expecting things to turn around over night!.

Performing and providing for Nigerians takes careful and astute planning. Takes why I believe PMB is taking his time in making key decisions.

Never forget, Nigeria is a polity full of tribal and religious sentiment, any appointment made might spark tribal/religious sentiment. You saw that thread by barcanista where he accused the North of zoning the office of the NSA to them.

That thread is a clear pointer why PMB needs to be very careful with the way he makes his policies and appointments. Never forget, he's been labeled a BH apologist and sympathizer.

ndcide:
Did you support the immediate past president? Look, we must not all support buhari. Some of us didn't vote for him. I didn't vote for him, he just have to prove me wrong. that I will join his praise singers just like that, is a lie.

The only way we can support him is by telling him the raw truth. Barcanista is doing just that

And what is the raw truth brother? The raw truth as written and opined by barcanista?

You should know, supporting a person by constructive criticizing him is far different from supporting a person and trying to make mockery of him.

Just how many times have barcanista and his goons call PMB "President Buhari" and many times have they called him "the president still in training", and just how many times have they called him "slowpoke"?.

So my brother, barcanista and his minions are not telling about body any truth, they're only bitter GEJ got ousted out of Aso Rock!.

If you really want to start telling the 'raw truth', you should wait for a least a year before you start voicing your criticisms. Doing so now clearly shows you're just full of bile!.

DaisyII:
After MizMyColi,this is the second lady that has made sense with her post since i joined NL.
It is very true that there are Bad male folks around,same as in the obverse gender and to think that the Girl child is always a victim gives a dismal picture.Society has to change its orientation.You have to really know a person before you give that person your 'price tag'.90% of every girl child has been abused or molested sexually. #MyHeartIsBleeding

At the embolden, your assertion is so not true!.

I will even say it is absurd to even say such a thing!!!.

ShowYourCertificate:
They better do. Nigerians voted them into power because of three things: Economy, Security and Corruption. Buhari has got to do something about those three things lest he'll be branded a scam.

Of course they did!. But should be fail, PMB will be no better a scam than any of our past presidents and Head of State.

Give it time bro, those communities being bombed should enforce strident measures to ensure their protection. Banning the wearing of Hijab is a step in the right direction but it was met with protest.

So tell me, how can you protect a person who clearly tell you he doesn't want/need your protection?

ShowYourCertificate:
With the rate of bombings going on everyday, the death toll from that of Buhari's regime would surpass that of Jonathan.

Are you saying Baba is clueless?

With proper intelligence gathering, the boko haram cells where these suicide bombers come from will be obliterated from the surface of the earth with precise military bombings.

The embolden are mere assumptions and last I checked, "assumption is the mother of all fuc.k-ups". You can never compare the rate of suicide bombings to the rate of all out frontal attack perpetuated by BH during the last administration.

We all watched videos where our military abandoned their posts, we all saw soldiers run away for their lives, and above all, we all saw soldier mutiny against their C.O. So what are you assuming?.

And you forget, BH still have sympathizers in the north, it is no different from Hamas!. An all out attack will lead to collateral damage, that's why the PMB and the military need to co-ordinate their strategy!.

ECOTERRORS:
*IGNORED*

Whatever!.

tosyne2much:
Hahaha


Na so my parley.. Wetin dey for ur boy now?

Ramadan!.

MizMyColi:
On the contrary, we will start with the Transgendered duo of Ngene/Cleverly.

I disagree! OREMUSSANCTUS is in dire need of that surgery, further need to delay it may prove to be catastrophic for us all.

His mumuness has started affecting APC supporters, even midolian has been exposed to the mumu virus. Imagine the way he is drooling over ECOTERRORS, (the girl with two left leg). Lol. Such a thing must be stopped.

Monikers here need help. Remember, should you refuse them aid, their mumu identity will be on you.

vedaxcool:
Joseph teaching his elder brother sense since 6 bc.

Bros barcanista is my guy!. Despite his rantings, he still possess some semblance of sense.

Compare him to OREMUSSANCTUS and you'll know "the difference is clear".

ndcide:
On traffic at the moment, reading this hard truth, I had to laugh.

Any time barcanista makes his points, the replies from the opposing side is just too disappointing.

Jss 3 students indeed.

Yeye! And how come you're been ignoring my questions? Funny! You're even guilty of the same thing you accuse the opposition of.

Modified.

The post is meant for barcanista.

barcanista:
Buhari will not bomb boko haram terrorists but he's busy settling old military scores with Sambo Dasuki.

Over 2000 people have crossed over from the earth since #Baba took over. Yet he's more concerned with settling Military scores.

Kindly count how many souls crossed over during the last administration please.

And can you kindly tell us how baba should bomb suicide bombers without collateral damage? Being that suicide bombers don't usually engage in full scale war.