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ndcide:
On traffic at the moment, reading this hard truth, I had to laugh.

Any time barcanista makes his points, the replies from the opposing side is just too disappointing.

Jss 3 students indeed.

Yeye! And how come you're been ignoring my questions? Funny! You're even guilty of the same thing you accuse the opposition of.

Modified.

The post is meant for barcanista.

barcanista:
Buhari will not bomb boko haram terrorists but he's busy settling old military scores with Sambo Dasuki.

Over 2000 people have crossed over from the earth since #Baba took over. Yet he's more concerned with settling Military scores.

Kindly count how many souls crossed over during the last administration please.

And can you kindly tell us how baba should bomb suicide bombers without collateral damage? Being that suicide bombers don't usually engage in full scale war.

MizMyColi:
Yes o.
We have recently built a sister ministry.
It's called the ministry of brain infrastructure.

We intend to use the ministry of common sense to salvage certain NLers from the hocus pocus which so far has been ravaging their brains.

Secondly, through the ministry of brain infrastructure we will perform open head surgeries on these fellows, who actually possess colostomy bags in lieu of a brain.

May the gods of common sense and brain infrastructure crown our efforts with success.
Amen!!!

Thank goodness. You might want to include some monikers in your sister ministry as they clearly do need a re boot of their brain.

Hoping your ministry of brain_infrastructure will endow them (OREMUSSANCTUS, SeverusSnape, ECOTERRORS, anonimi, mogidi) much common sense because they are seriously in need of it. Especially OREMUSSANCTUS.

Even tosyne2much and naijaboiy can tape from your ministry.

Tosyne na joke I dey oh! You no say you be my guy.

MizMyColi:
The same name is all it takes to invoke your presence from your cave.

Where have you been?

Like you said, I've been in the 'cave of wonders', Resting and enjoying myself.

And I've been better thanks for asking. And how have you been? Hope the 'common sense' ministry is moving to the permanent site?

barcanista:
Another APC propaganda.

And I suppose the APC own SaharaReporter?.

Everything against your party is APC propaganda. And everything for your party is the truth thus correct. I wonder when you got married to narrow mindedness?.

So I believe you're accusing the C in C of being a tribalist. I feel you should also direct your inquiries to your former president, and ask him of all the tribes and ethnic regions in Nigeria, why on Earth did he appoint someone from his own state of origin?


If you had been prudent enough and accuse every president/H.O.S of tribalising this office, I would have agreed, but you went ahead and exempted GEJ who still displayed the feat you so accused the others of.

So barcanista, your half truths will never go far as they will soon catch up with you.

Whynotthetruth:
I don't do ethnic arguments because it feeds my distrust and contempt for other tribes...so anybody that wants to push me down that lane...will experience my wrath...I can argue about anything else but not ethnicity...

As an Igboman like most of most of my tribe we travel a lot...I was born in the north...schooled in SE and got employed in SW...so I know what each tribe is like...I would rather not engage in such arguments that would feed my hatred for them notwithstanding my experience with them...I just told you my weak point...touch it again and feel my wrath all my SAVED invectives will be unleashed on you

Which yeye wrath!!!

MizMyColi:
You must really hate to love this Barcanista fellow!

I'd e-give anything to see a reasonable someone feature me in their hallowed e-signature!....whatever form it takes.

I didn't know barcanista has starting accepting nick names? Imagine!

Seun:
Please post pictures...

Grouse!!!.

barcanista:
Very soon Abubakar Shekau will come out to tell us how he has been a good citizen.

Believe me he will be killed before he can even utter a syllable. Just to prevent him from naming names. Just like what happened to Muhammed Yusuf.

anonimi:
Is this thread about Buhari or is it not?

anonimi:
Did anyone stop YOU from doing so?

Are you High?! Was the above not what you said? Or you can't even remember what you say or did not say?.

Gosh! This dude! You have such short memory.

Pay back is a bittch! Some months back it was the DSS raiding all APC secretariat accusing them of trying to forge voters card and trying to hack INEC website. Now the table has turn.

Truly, "power must change hands".

anonimi:
Is this thread about Buhari or is it not?

So? What manner of nonsense are you yapping? If its about PMB shouldn't one draw reference from other sources or quote other people?.

anonimi:
Buhari recommended already, not so




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I see you're back from oblivion. The amnesty PMB recommended was first recommended by the Sultan of Sokoto, and it was backed by most northern elite, so why didn't you quote the Sultan instead of showing newspaper clippings eh?.

vislabraye:
Hahahahaaa..... . Tell me more about warfare tactics and tell me the tactics Buhari is using. The number if people dying everyday is not encouraging. If he had a strategy, by now Bh would have suffered many casualties. Those who love Nigeria above political parties will offer constructive criticisms.

Buhar promised us miracles and we are waiting for it .

Many casualties? When the only members of BH dying are the suicide bombers. Do you know where BH is based? Or where they organize from? Or the splinter cell they operate?

I will do you good to know that warfare tactics are not made open to all and sundry. So PMB, along with his service chiefs will not share intelligence with socia media.

If you feel PMB promised you miracles, its your own palaver. For every sane mind out there, they've embraced patience.

17 years ago, this news would have been my business.

Tolexander:
Lagoon school!

So the Ndigbo have started trying their adaptability and success out before Oba Akinlolu eventually executes his plan throwing them in lagoon.

When I saw the lagoon news prior to the election, I just laughed to myself and said "only few will die, before one knows, the lagoon is already a human habitat". Of course Igbo tribe can survive anywhere and anything.

Very soon they will start selling "Made in Lagoon" t shirts, shoes and handbag.

Romancelanders? None. Nairalanders I've met like 40% of the people who follow me.

Mogidi:
Its possible Buhari might defeat boko haram, it remains his pet project at the end of the day.

So you say. Kindly provide proof that BH is PMB's "pet project". Or forever hold your peace!.

midolian:
you are just an uncommon f00l.

.. who cares about ya bigoted assumption? I wonder why some of you fear bn quoted than death. Nairaland should have been for pple above 18yrs of age.

The moniker keyzid speak as if his assumption will add money to our pockets. He forget that "assumption is the mother of all fu,ck-ups".

The U.S should really learn to stop interfering in the affairs of sovereign states.

If they choose to legalize gay laws in U.S, its okay, but to interfere and seek ways of shoving their opinions down our throats is un called for.

And while the feel speaking against the LGBT community is discriminating, I wonder how they feel about the weed smoking community? Funny they didn't see banning the smoking of weed weed as discriminating, because many of the LGBT community smoke weed too. So what tha hell!!!.

The U.S has always shown to be hypocritical, if they want us to welcome the LGBT community, they should first welcome paedophiles and weed smokers. They should make the legal age for sex 13 and lift all ban placed on weed! If gays have right to choose who they have sex with, I also have right to choose what I smoke. Its that simple.

However, I believe PMB will show Obama that he can not be cajoled. And Obama shouldn't forget that in the presence of PMB, "HE IS A BLOODY CIVILIAN"

keyzid:
GCFR Muhammadu Buhari is a joker. Dele momodu, will you stop the lies too? If the president knows what he is doing, hos top priority since assumming office should be checking and finding solution to tge insecurity pdoblem we are having at the top notch. BH keeps bombing and killing people for fun sake and NA couldnt record even 10percebt victory since May29. That man, The president doesnt know what he is doing. He thinks its untill he goes to America he can make things cones normal. What a shame. We will all see where this ends.

And to any of those gullible buhari fan, quote me and i will assume your brain is just as depleted as your leader, BUHARI.

Dude, the problem of insecurity is just one geo political zone. Stop sounding as if Nigeria is insecure.

Tell me, since you so want action, kindly recommend ways which one can use to combat suicide bombers?.

I know for certain that those who know little or nothing about military tactics are the ones who rant the most.

Its such a pity to see some depraved Nigerians scream for action, urging PMB to wipe BH out.

I believe many feel they voted a magician/miracle worker. The activities of men of god have made many to see PMB as a pastor, I believe Nigerians so need a miracle worker.

I guess we should start calling President Buhari Pastor Buhari.

vislabraye:
Buhari has a clue, let him wipe them out. You guys should be ashamed defending the indefensible. You think you are helping him rather, you are leading him to destruction. If you were wise, you would be engaging in constructive criticism.

But you are so funny to think that anyone who speaks against Buhari is a supporter of pdp What a shame.

And you're such a Genius to think that Buhari is a miracle worker. You're here screaming "he should wipe them out", tell me, do you think its easy to wipe them out them they operate with splinter cell?.

You no nothing about warfare tactics and you come on social media to show how little you know. Suicide bombings as a means of fighting is not an all out attack, its quite different, and as those northerners are even protesting the ban on hijab, it makes locating and annihilating them harder.

So bro, give PMB time, the man has spent barely 50 days in office and you're already screaming for miracle while you kept mute for 16 years under the stewardship of PDP.

vislabraye:
You guys are always infatuated about Gej. You forgot that during the last days of Gej, Bh was becoming extinct, they were even begging for amnesty.

Gej considered amnesty because majority of the Northerners were not cooperative. They are Bh sympathisers. No wonder Buhari said that war against bh is war against the North. Gej alone could not have solved the menace when he had no cooperation. Yet people said he was clueless.

However, Buhari has no excuse for not wiping out Bh. If people believe Gej was a failure, then it would be wrong to compare Buhari to GEJ.

Guy sharrap there, you should know that the failure GEJ experienced at the polls made all of you very bitter. If we are infatuated about GEJ, then you guys are infatuated with PMB.

And don't give yourself useless excuses, GEJ had no excuse for not wiping out BH, infact, he had no clue how to wipe them out!.

barcanista:
The #NeverAgain morale died when the man that had always opposed violence against BH terrorists took over power. He kept to his words by de-moralising the soldiers when he said he will probe them for killing BH terrorists (which he and his amnesty international called war crime). Till date he is yet to give orders for violent crackdown on BH. He's looking for negotiation. Sai Buhari

You forget that your hero GEJ sort to negotiate with these same terrorists and he also sat idle and watched people get blown to smithereens.

Your hero even went as far as faking a so called hoax negotiation with a so called Danladi Ahmadu who claimed to be the spokeman for BH.

So Mr man, what is your point?.

londongal03:
charlatan

Your opinion dear, and your opinion isn't an established fact so my dear,
you can shove your opinion down your narrow ass.hole..

AllNaijaBlogger:


You are truly a nihilist.

Yes, truly, a nihilist he is. One who doesn't know the meaning of simple communication.

AllNaijaBlogger:
Given your non religious stance

My 'non religion' stance doesn't make me devoid of conscience. I still have a rational mind and I still know what's right or wrong.

Nihilist:
I have told you severally, that the use of English is not your strong point.
Look at what you wrote there.
Even if you had written the word you meant correctly, the use of the word 'Haphazardly' is still incorrect within the context of that sentence.

That's the reason why you can't seem to understand what I say, despite my delivery in very simple English.

And like every other Nairalander who like pointing out errors when it comes to English Language, you also fail to see the error of your way.

What is the essence of communication, when I post a comment, as long as the comment posted is understood, then, communication is established. Plain and simple. I'm not writing WAEC or an exam for me to pay attention to my grammar.

So Mr Nihilist, when next Patrick Obahiagbon decides to humor us with his use of grammar, I'll give you a mention to play the role of interpreter since you're so vast in the use of the English Language. Besides, there is nothing wrong in liking lesbians, it only shows you're a respecter of the sacred feminine!.