Literature › Re: Nairaland Poetry Club Chatroom. by joseph1832(m): 9:46pm On Jan 16, 2015 |
standd: I prefer Laykorn to Google. Btw, the NPC is my friend, not Google. Hmm I see... You said you're a physicist right?. |
Literature › Re: Nairaland Poetry Club Chatroom. by joseph1832(m): 9:39pm On Jan 16, 2015 |
standd: Laykorn.. there's something else oh. You know how I write poems You even call me rebel. Will you be kind enough to do a write up about the rules of writing poetry ( If there are rules sha) or what is required of a poet. Like language, rhyme, stanzas, punctuations, whatever, whatever 
If you can do it, just put it up as a thread or even mail it to me. I really need it. Please.
*Or is there a thread for this already? Link(s)? Google should be your friend not laykorn. And lay.korn what on Earth is going on about NPC assignment thread? That thread looks so dry with our poems hanging there like loose ends... |
Family › Re: What A Woman Can Do, A Man Can Do More Better by joseph1832(m): 9:27pm On Jan 16, 2015 |
guttentag: The kind Milk dem take feed our 9ja POLICIANS I hear you. |
Romance › Re: I Refused To Let Him Take His New Babe To My House To Sleep With. by joseph1832(m): 9:25pm On Jan 16, 2015 |
clevvermind: One of my friend called me yesterday that he will be taking one his new babe to my house. I asked him if it was just an ordinary visit, he said no that it was not an ordinary visit, that he intend sleeping with her. he said he needs some privacy in my house for at least 5hours, that he will come to collect my house key.
I asked him why he wants to use my house since he has a well furnished house? He told me that he doesn't want his real babe to walk into them accidentally in his house, that he needs a place like my house where his real babe don't easily visits. He said he was afraid that he may gets caught by his real babe cheating. I then told him that my house is not available that he should go and book a hotel instead, that i don't allow such thing in my house. I told him that i'm very sorry that it can't be possible. He then cut the call. I guess he was angry for my refusal to grant his request. i have been trying to reach him on phone since but to no avail. I would try to go and see him later.
Please is what i did wrong? Should i have left my house for him and his babe to do such thing? Sir, I'll blame you for one thing: you didn't define your friendship with your friend! That's the simple truth. If you had defined it and let your friend know earlier on about your stance on such issues, he won't even think to call you. I believe in some way or another you might have shown or even given him an inkling that you don't mind about those type of things that's why he did such. Anyway, "friendship no be by force", if he's avoiding you that's his own problem so far you know in your heart that he's not feeding you, paying your rent or responsible in anyway for your upkeep, let him jump inside Lagos Lagoon!. |
Family › Re: What A Woman Can Do, A Man Can Do More Better by joseph1832(m): 7:14pm On Jan 16, 2015 |
guttentag: That one is impossible but for the breastfeeding, baby powder milk. lol Aint the same as bre.ast milk bro!. |
Family › Re: What A Woman Can Do, A Man Can Do More Better by joseph1832(m): 6:14pm On Jan 16, 2015 |
guttentag: Do you agree with me? Nope I don't agree with you. I ask you this: Can a man bre.ast feed a baby? Can a man bring a baby into this world?. |
Politics › Re: APC Using Osinbajo To Mask Buhari's Religious Bias - RCCG Pastor by joseph1832(m): 6:12pm On Jan 16, 2015 |
M4gunners: Who be dis na? Someone who want to know if all what they say you say is true. |
Politics › Re: APC Using Osinbajo To Mask Buhari's Religious Bias - RCCG Pastor by joseph1832(m): 5:45pm On Jan 16, 2015 |
M4gunners: So they are true Man of God in Nigeria? Then nigeria still have HOPE . GEJ is keeping his Office. Buhari can continue killing his people. Can I see the name of the newspaper? |
Politics › Re: APC Using Osinbajo To Mask Buhari's Religious Bias - RCCG Pastor by joseph1832(m): 5:43pm On Jan 16, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: 10 Features Of A Runs Girl by joseph1832(m): 5:40pm On Jan 16, 2015 |
twerkjack: GET A LIFE PREACHER Already have one loser!. |
Politics › Re: APC Using Osinbajo To Mask Buhari's Religious Bias - RCCG Pastor by joseph1832(m): 2:06pm On Jan 16, 2015 |
barcanista: Can someone give me a link to that statement? When did Muhammadu Buhari make this statement? They have graduated from the ungovernable statement to this one. Pastor please you have your opinion but get your fact right. Your propaganda is dead on arrival Believe me all what this pastor is just saying is mere hear say!. You go wait for that link forever and ever!!!. |
Politics › Re: APC Using Osinbajo To Mask Buhari's Religious Bias - RCCG Pastor by joseph1832(m): 2:04pm On Jan 16, 2015 |
So just because Buhari said that you won't vote for him? I see that if it was someone like Machine Gun Oritsejafor who's veying for President you'd rush and vote for him because he's christian despite his allege implicit dealing in matter of dubious and scandalous origins?.
This pastor and those who think like him are the reason why Nigeria is still struggling along religious lines.
Pastor tell your people to vote for an individual not because of their religious affiliation but because they possess what it takes to lead and deliver the masses from the massive suffering going on. |
Politics › Re: The President Is Coming To Abia State And The Whole Town Is Closed Down!!! by joseph1832(m): 1:45pm On Jan 16, 2015 |
Kachisbarbie: You need to see that day, I was going to the hospital...where I see road Has Oga finally planted his seed in you?  *Runs away from Nairaland before she finish me with words*. |
Romance › Re: 10 Features Of A Runs Girl by joseph1832(m): 1:37pm On Jan 16, 2015 |
classicB: And it's you guys that is paying their bills o am not one but almost everything you listed is true, nothing like runs girl ' will stop unless guys and rich men start using their money for something more reasonable. Reasonable like what? A man can choose to spend his money on whom ever or what ever he chooses. By the way, you sound like you're lamenting  |
Romance › Re: 10 Features Of A Runs Girl by joseph1832(m): 1:31pm On Jan 16, 2015 |
kristina1: I disagree with some tho' Most girls used waist band and anklet for different reasons Most girls snap in expensive place,check instagram now,cos of thebackground,yet it doesnt make dem runs gal. How come they don't take selfie's when they're in a keke napep?. How come you only see them take selfie's in beautiful places?. Reasons defer why girls act they way they act but what I do know is many of them are as fake as my N2.50K wrist watch!. Any responsible girl will never wear those things you spoke of, especially when they're 'christians or moslems' no wonder pastors are complaining about the way many of them dress nowadays. |
Education › Re: 18 Strangest Animals You’ve Probably Never Seen Before. Penis Snake? WTH! by joseph1832(m): 12:02pm On Jan 16, 2015 |
Damn! That joystick snake really looks like a pe.nis!  . How come its called joystick snake when its an amphibian. Last I checked snakes are reptiles  . |
Literature › Re: Opinion: Why Poetry Is Important, And Could Be More Important Than Science by joseph1832(m): 10:48am On Jan 16, 2015 |
doubleDx: Agreed! Science and poetry complement each other; none is useless or less important! I guess that what makes us humans... El Magnefico |
Politics › Re: Jonathan With Wounded Soldiers & Displaced Persons (Photos) by joseph1832(m): 10:45am On Jan 16, 2015 |
ochejoseph: Hate him or love him President Jonathan is one President who with the exception of Gen Yakubu Gowon has faced the strongest uprising against the unity of the Nigerian State, surprisingly both are from minority ethnic group!
As the war on terror and madness continues it has compelled the nation to divert badly needed funds for infrastructure into buying tanks and ammunitions!
As citizens we need to unite and support the president as he confronts these paedophiles and madmen armed with grenades and razor blades!
we bring you pictures of the presidents visit to Maiduguri the Borno state capital and his close interaction with displaced persons and wounded soldiers!
God Bless our Gallant Soldiers
God Bless the President
God Bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria
www.twitter.com/ochejoseph Election tactics? How come he didn't do all this earlier? How come he's doing it now when election is just a stone throw away?. We who are not goats see through the wiles of GEJ!. |
Literature › Re: Opinion: Why Poetry Is Important, And Could Be More Important Than Science by joseph1832(m): 10:42am On Jan 16, 2015 |
AllNaijaBlogger: Animals have emotion. Are human beings not animals?. Emotion is encompassing, that's what I meant. |
Literature › Re: Opinion: Why Poetry Is Important, And Could Be More Important Than Science by joseph1832(m): 10:37am On Jan 16, 2015 |
doubleDx: How do you know you are not some form of advanced nano-machine yourself? The air you breath is what keeps you living, once it's cut-off, your physical body dies! What makes you think your thoughts whether positive or negative are not influenced by advanced forces beyond your understanding? To me, I feel humans are more like biological machines with free will 
Isaiah 46:10-11
Declaring the end from the beginning, and from ancient times the things that are not yet done, saying, My counsel shall stand, and I will do all my pleasure: Calling a ravenous bird from the east, the man that executeth my counsel from a far country: yea, I have spoken it, I will also bring it to pass; I have purposed it, I will also do it.
Did I hear you say "our forefathers had no science"? Science is ancient and by far older than poetry; the science of mathematics, agriculture, fire, medicine etc are by far more ancient than poetry!
War is primarily a product of human nature...War and sorrow will continue as long as unrighteousness rules the world we live in! In fact violence, killings, rapes and all forms of immoralities are by far worst in today's world than in ancient times! I know for a fact that "I am a machine". I am techno/organic, gifted with the very thing other living things lack: 'Emotion'. 1 Like |
Literature › Re: Opinion: Why Poetry Is Important, And Could Be More Important Than Science by joseph1832(m): 10:32am On Jan 16, 2015 |
AllNaijaBlogger: Yes, but entertainment with technology and science.
That is why Nollywood cant produce a film like the matrix.
Poetry won't give you the coding/programming to do the CGI for the over-the-top action scenes Why you come dey yab Nollywood na! Where's your sense of patriotism eh?.  |
Literature › Re: Opinion: Why Poetry Is Important, And Could Be More Important Than Science by joseph1832(m): 10:22am On Jan 16, 2015 |
Blakjewelry: Now I see were the problems of Nigeria lies. Following entertainment and living backwards while many nations are advancing using science and technology You forget that the advance nations you speak of also have entertainment?. |
Literature › Re: Opinion: Why Poetry Is Important, And Could Be More Important Than Science by joseph1832(m): 10:15am On Jan 16, 2015 |
AllNaijaBlogger: When patterns get juxtaposed with numbers, you are surely getting into the realms of science.
War is not an art- it is the science of producing larger guns and acquiring large numbers of soldiers to crush the enemy.
At this point, we are just pulling each other's legs  Larger guns are mere instruments use in fighting... War is Art! It involves strategies and care planing. You ever heard or read the book, The Art Of War by Sun Tzu?.
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Literature › Re: Opinion: Why Poetry Is Important, And Could Be More Important Than Science by joseph1832(m): 10:07am On Jan 16, 2015 |
standd: Chess is not science. It is like an art of 'war'. You learn how to move, when to strike and when to remain in hiding. In short, you learn how to dance across the chess board. You learn every pattern like a dance. The more reason why I said earlier that Chess is Art!. |
Literature › Re: Opinion: Why Poetry Is Important, And Could Be More Important Than Science by joseph1832(m): 9:44am On Jan 16, 2015 |
AllNaijaBlogger: Chess is science....you play for points in chess in case of a draw. You have to consider the points you get for every move. You have to plan your moves ahead of time- and every move is a pattern which you must understand. Hmm that sounds like Art you just described!. |
Literature › Re: Opinion: Why Poetry Is Important, And Could Be More Important Than Science by joseph1832(m): 9:42am On Jan 16, 2015 |
standd: Dying is not a big deal, writing or standing for the truth is. Bless you Standd, bless you!. 1 Like 1 Share |
Literature › Re: Opinion: Why Poetry Is Important, And Could Be More Important Than Science by joseph1832(m): 9:30am On Jan 16, 2015 |
AllNaijaBlogger: *Abacha shades on* 
Note that even without poetry, there would still be some good emotional stuff.....football, chess, alcohol Even football and Alcohol have there bad sides, apart from Chess because Chess is Art! |
Literature › Re: Opinion: Why Poetry Is Important, And Could Be More Important Than Science by joseph1832(m): 9:29am On Jan 16, 2015 |
AllNaijaBlogger: Poetry does have some issues.
-Blasphemous poetry. Some poets have died for this under religion. -Poems praising suicide as the final release/eternal sleep -Poems praising murderers and dictators.....IMAGINE SOME PDP POEM PRAISING GEJ AS THE BEST LEADER!! 
Poems can cause wars!!!! Remember that the pen is mightier than the sword! Don't confuse poetry with prose!. Poetry can never be as harmful as science. IMO. |
Literature › Re: Opinion: Why Poetry Is Important, And Could Be More Important Than Science by joseph1832(m): 8:36am On Jan 16, 2015 |
Tell me people: Does Poetry have a bad side?. Well science does! And it reeks through time.
*Just my thought* |
Literature › Re: Opinion: Why Poetry Is Important, And Could Be More Important Than Science by joseph1832(m): 8:31am On Jan 16, 2015 |
AllNaijaBlogger: Spoken like a man ignorant of science. You are my guy, my fellow poet but you are seriously wrong and I have to disagree.
You have it backwards. People in the matrix were ignorant. The robots were the genius overlords without emotion.
The people in equilibrium fared well. They had no wars. They had achieved a scientific revolution. The only setback (apart from being emotionless) was the hunting/extermination of the feelers.
Our forefathers didnt live long. For every old man you see in the village, at least 20 of his relatives died either at childbirth or at teenage years. This is not counting the millions that die of curable disease (cured by science, thank you). Science has made us live longer- you only doubt that because you live in an anti-science society called Nigeria.
I'd rather be an emotionless bastard than be dead.
There was a time without modern science. It was called the dark ages.
In the words "Being an emotionless bastard" literally mean you're 'DEAD'. |
Politics › Re: Buhari Daughter Zahra Speaks: Dad’s Bid Is About Nigerians by joseph1832(m): 8:13am On Jan 16, 2015 |
omenka:
. That gurl could make a man walk on his third leg even after death! Dude have you ever visited the north before? I've seen prettier girls than GMB's daughter!. All the more reason why am not fazed about her over emphasized beauty!. |
Politics › Re: Panic As Presidential Guards Shield Jonathan From Gun Salute Drama by joseph1832(m): 8:10am On Jan 16, 2015 |
Good to know the presidents security detail are ever vigilant, I hate to think what will have happened should the soldier had fired mistaken! Temitemi and the others here would he said the soldier is APC  . |