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ladyF:
Your money is gone! Shey nairalanders said borrowing is not a criminal offence, that it's a civil offence. Nothing anybody can do for you

Next time, don't borrow money you cannot afford to lose. We learn everyday...

It's LadyF again.

phi1cz:
He can learn from Oga Jakes the blogger

royalsgist:
Wow this couple is cute; The pre wedding photos of a Naval officer and a lawyer has really got mounts wagging online, many saying that the couples are cute and suite each other while some ask the question of who will be in the house?

source:https://royalsgist.com/2018/02/19/pre-wedding-photos-naval-officer-lawyer-got-mouths-talking/

cyndy1000:
Please use it and cook Rose soup

Ishilove:
In short enh. One Sunday like that i was in the bathroom when they knocked the way you described. That is how i ran out of the bathroom, tied towel and almost fainted when I discovered who wanted to break my gate down. Mscheew

Explorers:
Ape

vivypretty:
there is nothing I will not see on nairaland

faithesco:
My German shepherd decided to hunt for herself,cause the last time she ate a bowl of meat was during the Yuletide season,and since then she's been feeding on catfish intestine,as per the economy is too hard to provide her with meat all the time,but what to do,Aunty mayoress has good taste and since she's been longing for this she hunted this rabbit for herself while everyone was fast asleep ......So I took it upon myself to prepare it for her cos Aunty doesn't eat raw food ...Enjoy yourself darling

Gkay1:
someone should tell me d different between RAT AND RABBIT

nairavsdollars:
at all, at all, na im bad pass

okedoyinolabisi:
I hope the movie is worth the hype

nairavsdollars:
bunch of money swallowing snakes

emmyid:
Thank you Jesus! I'm plus one today, somebody please show me some love. Happy birthday to me!!!

Shedrack777:
guy i don't mean to be rude, neither am i disrespectful, but the truth is, you're lying. how can six players be sent off in a single match and all from same team? the highest is five red cards from one team, and the match is over

SIMPLYkush:
He should be careful of that ritualist, na so tagbo take go oo

HEFAIROHLUWA:
Are you one?

stupidity:
So yours faithfully was hot as hell. Girlfriend traveled, side chicks traveled too, even the small small girls around wey for help the ministry all travelled to villa for the Xmas and new year.

So this morning I vex dial one ashawo number for my phone. She picked and said she traveled too and sent me one of her colleagues number. So I dailed the colleagues number she picked and arranged a meeting for evening.

This evening she called she’s already waiting at the meeting ground. I drove down there and parked somewhere so I can see her first before anything. She sef go hide. I called her to show herself that I’m standing at the road side. She instructed me to walk down one corner. I had to silent my Nokia torch phone just Incase she’s not what I expected. I got there and was faking a call which my other phone. I saw a lady that looks like coffin signaled me. I was like “me”?? She said yes. Aren’t you the one calling me? I said Noooo, I’m waiting for someone here.

So she brought out her phone and was dialing my number nonstop. I just bone. Because there’s no way I go negotiate anything with that kinda girl. She be like drum. All the fat Dey her belle. Con leave nothing for her yansh.

She kept calling my torch phone while I kept on faking call. Later nai the babe vex waka meet me.

She: mr man why you Dey lie? Na you Dey call me since morning. And now you Dey lie say nor be you.

Me; aunty( I had to call her aunty make she for pity me say I nor know anything) I don’t know what you are taking about o. I’m waiting for my friend here.

She: you are very silly!!! Keep quite there. It’s you that called me. Bring out your other phone. (People begin gather)

I had to hurry down to where my car is and zoomed off before ashawo begin disgrace me.

What a way to start the new year

ChangeIsCostant:
A group of internet fraudsters a.k.a Ghana Burgers were apprehended by policemen at Koko Junction, Warri, Delta State..According to the evidences found on them and their confessions, they went to Oyo State for rituals.

Read below what was shared by Ossai Ovie Success

Mobile police apprehend some group of Ghana Burgers at Koko Junction. According to the visuals and photo of evidence we find out that these guys according to their confession went to Oyo State for rituals. They used two Ecolax buses and boarded the vehicle from Benin and asked the driver to move straight to Sapele.

One of the culprits said his name is Simeon and he stay at Uruhakpa and Otefe Poly student.

According to their own confession after police interrogations , they said they went for rituals at Oyo State. The two Ecolax buses contain the following items.

1. Four used girls pants.

2. Old mat

3. Used girls wig

4. Used girls brassier

And other concoction items.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/08/internet-fraudsters-caught-with-girls.html

emeijeh:
Maga don pay




And parents no longer question the source of their children's wealth/ money.



Go to campuses and you will shake your head. Almost all the students are now into internet fraud.
The girls have even joined them.

You see them brandishing the latest iPhone and gold chains.


This woman is even smiling, and is not asking the son questions.


Where did we get it wrong?
Things are really upside down in this country

Queenlovely:
I should make an open confession here.
My son raped a girl and impregnated her. My first instinct was to bribe her parents to abort the devilish baby. But I thought other wise.

My son didn't love the girl he only wanted sex. I had to lock him up in the same room as the girl.
I threatened to disown him. Within 5 weeks in detention they fell madly in love. I blessed their union and today they visit me to say hi.
Some girls who play Hard to get should be raped. Just like some women should be bathed with acid. They are too pompous as if they don't fart

hit like if you hate my point.

EdificationBoss:
This is a pathetic story of a beautiful young lady of 25 years who gets to know that her husband of four months is a car wash boy and not a car dealer as he had made her believe during courtship. During courtship, the lady said he was always coming to visit her with different cars and when she asked him, he told her he is a car dealer.

The truth was revealed when after four months into their union she discovered he works at a car wash bay. Read the post below :




http://newshelmng.com/lady-finds-husband-4-months-car-wash-boy-not-car-dealer/

cc lalasticlala