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Religion / Re: Chima Ikwunado: Apostle Chibuzor Chinyere Gifts Mini Estate Apartment To Wife by Josh44s(m): 6:46pm On Feb 09, 2020
chuksanambra:
This is what I've been telling NwaAmaikpe's wife. Widows are more fortunate than her. She has to kill that useless boy so that good things can come to her.

Too many mad people in this Quantri. Hahahahahhahahahahahahahaha. Lmfao. Legendary savage lord. I greet thee!

Phones / Re: Xiaomi Mi A3 Unboxing, Review & Price. Mi A3 + GCAM Vs iPhone 11 Pro Camera by Josh44s(m): 7:21pm On Feb 07, 2020
DNSPro:
mumu... U think it's everyone that like following crowd like malu? undecided

I will never buy such phone no matter the amount of money in my bank..

See this one.

Most of you are broke asses who need to prove you have money hence the need to always buy such items. The real money bags no send those things....


See am! Broke azz modafucka. Poverty wan finish you and your wretched generation. May God help you from this slave mentality, you and your likes in nairaland live on each passing day. Your mate wey dey ride Lamborghini urus, Audi R10, Brabus and others don’t live in such mentality. Change young man. Join iPhone family and leave chinko coronavirus phones. Be like me grin
Phones / Re: Xiaomi Mi A3 Unboxing, Review & Price. Mi A3 + GCAM Vs iPhone 11 Pro Camera by Josh44s(m): 5:51pm On Feb 07, 2020
DNSPro:
see as u dey disgrace yourself. Your iPhone na chinko

You wey dey disgrace ur generation. The fact you can’t get urself an iPhone 11pro max should you act stupid in a public forum. Idiot!
Crime / Re: Intended Couple Die Naked In Kano by Josh44s(m): 10:14pm On Feb 06, 2020
Bear007:
The number of dead bodies Nigeria is donating to heaven is alarming...


Myself, family and friends are covered with the blood of Jesus.

Nor make me laugh abeg.

Crime / Re: Graphic Photos From The Ondo Bank Robbery Attack by Josh44s(m): 10:07pm On Feb 06, 2020
oshozondii:

It is 1st Bank

Just take a look at how people are walking about on crime scene that ought to be restricted and use for investigation. What a wayward and useless country. God! Why not Canada or Denmark! why Nigeria! Whyyyyyy!

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Crime / Re: Graphic Photos From The Ondo Bank Robbery Attack by Josh44s(m): 10:03pm On Feb 06, 2020
Decolonel:
If na China, person Don start to eat that brain on the floor

Lmfao

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Phones / Re: Xiaomi Mi A3 Unboxing, Review & Price. Mi A3 + GCAM Vs iPhone 11 Pro Camera by Josh44s(m): 9:57pm On Feb 06, 2020
yommen:


You are a big idiot to even go ahead and call guys 'sick bastard' because of phone comparison. Wetin your iPhone go do wey Xaomi phone no go do? You better go erase stupidity from your brain, slave to phone.

Chinko phone na im go electrocute die in your sleep. Mark my words

Politics / Re: Buhari: I Have Kept My Promise To End Boko Haram by Josh44s(m): 3:55pm On Feb 06, 2020
God go punish this walking corpse. Very f00lish man. You have ended Boko haram and recruited them all into Fulani jihadist abi? Idi0t!

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Crime / Re: Weaponised Drone Intercepted At Lagos Airport (Photos) by Josh44s(m): 3:53pm On Feb 06, 2020
EgunMogaji2:


I disagree.

Google smallest weaponized drones. You did be amazed even the small drone you see people use in shooting marriage videos can be weaponized. It’s all about technology bro.
Phones / Re: Xiaomi Mi A3 Unboxing, Review & Price. Mi A3 + GCAM Vs iPhone 11 Pro Camera by Josh44s(m): 3:50pm On Feb 06, 2020
You comparing that toy to iPhone 11pro max. Y’all sick bastard!

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Health / Re: Chinese Baby Infected With Coronavirus 30 Hours After Birth by Josh44s(m): 2:38pm On Feb 06, 2020
TechCapon:
I read somewhere that the virus only affects people from 60 years old and above because of their weak immune system. Don't know how true it is. Poor baby

A new born baby lacks immune system. They develop immune system within 3 months of breastfeeding.
Crime / Re: Weaponised Drone Intercepted At Lagos Airport (Photos) by Josh44s(m): 1:20pm On Feb 06, 2020
EgunMogaji2:
These are weaponized drones.

There are also smaller stealth weaponized drones, the size of 55 inches tv more deadlier than that size bro. If NDA identifies the said drones as weaponized, it is weaponized. Too many dirty shits going on in this country
Crime / Re: Weaponised Drone Intercepted At Lagos Airport (Photos) by Josh44s(m): 1:16pm On Feb 06, 2020
uruba23:
I remembered during President Buhari first tenure that was how one of those drones came out of no where facing me directly.My hear did skip a little, I couldn't get over the fact that it could be weaponize as it was completely different from the one used to shoot movies. I can't imagine dying and not knowing who order the hit.

You just killed me with laughter

Celebrities / Re: Speed Darlington Slams Dino Melaye: 'No Senator Should Be This Wealthy' by Josh44s(m): 1:08pm On Feb 06, 2020
ican2020:
Go and confiscate his property by force lazy soul

See them. Wayward youth who can’t differentiate their right from left. May God hell your brain

Politics / Re: Governor Hope Uzordinma Orders Contractors Back To Site Within 72 Hours by Josh44s(m): 9:01am On Feb 05, 2020
post=86390114:
Good governance.......

Hope at last for Imolites....

God bless Imo state.

God bless Nigeria.

Politics / Re: APC Secretaries Visit Orji Uzor Kalu In Prison (Photos) by Josh44s(m): 8:26am On Feb 05, 2020
The last 4 paragraph sha! Una mentor, God should vindicate him. Thunder fire all of una dia! What’s wrong with the mindset and mentality of Nigerians sef?
Crime / Re: Onwuzuruike Kingsley Ikenna "Nwanta Anayoeze Yonaracha" Yahoo Arrested By EFCC by Josh44s(m): 12:51am On Feb 05, 2020
Azmanaty:
And this idiot has been flaunting money everywhere and all that..

Why can't all these fraudsters eat their ill gotten wealth in peace and not flaunt it like fools??

Bitterness wan finish this one. cheesy

Health / Re: Corona Virus: Is It Safe To Order Stuff From AliExpress? by Josh44s(m): 12:09pm On Feb 04, 2020
Mrshape:

viruses are tricky to understand
Outside the living organisms the become a non living thing.
When in a living organisms they become living again

Lmfao, sorry I had to laugh.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Organisation Of Islamic Cooperation & Arab League Reject Trump's Peace Plan by Josh44s(m): 8:56pm On Feb 03, 2020
WeRblessed:
It hurts so bad that Nigerian flag is there, meanwhile 50% of Nigerians are not Islam. Now, the world will think that the whole nation of Nigerians are head slammers. Its totally absurd!

Nigeria flag is not there na.

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Politics / Re: Insecurity: CAN Rally Has A Political Undertone - MUSWEN, MURIC by Josh44s(m): 9:14am On Feb 03, 2020
Sijo01:
This MURIC man is a terrorist and worst than boko haram and Fulani herdsmen. The earlier the Government of the day call him to order, the better.

Same govt are the ones engineering him to misbehave na. A Sane person and govt will condemn the killings and swing into action in a sane country. We are in for a really tough fight in the nearest future. It’s inevitable, very obvious.

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Business / Re: China Coronavirus: Apple Temporarily Closes All 42 Stores In China by Josh44s(m): 12:25am On Feb 03, 2020
Yankiss:
China don cast o. Who wan 'chop' virus infected apple? Please, our country should mind goods coming from China most especially those being smuggled in.

Uneducated, ignorant and primitive Lost soul.

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Health / Re: A Deadly Influenza Virus Is Spreading Across America, 15 Million People Infected by Josh44s(m): 3:39pm On Feb 01, 2020
millionboi2:


Me and my house is covd with d #blood of Jesus.


#Blood of Jesus Christ

#d Blood of Jesus !!!!!!!!

Ignorance and primitivity like this is the sole reason I dislike religion with so much passion.

Sports / Re: Odion Ighalo In Man United Jersey In Throw Back Picture! by Josh44s(m): 12:39pm On Feb 01, 2020
NaijadrivaCars:
Dreams come true for most people abroad cool


You can say that again bro, excluding Nigeria.
Health / Re: Osagie Ehanire: We Can Handle Coronavirus by Josh44s(m): 8:34am On Feb 01, 2020
HacheNoire:
Definitely!

We have handled greater epidemic like People's Democratic Party so Corona virus will not be much of a task or risk.




Family / Re: My Wife Is A Thief & Greedy: My One-Month Marriage About To Crash by Josh44s(m): 8:00pm On Jan 31, 2020
COWBOYFAN:
Hello Ladies and Gentlemen

I just had a traditional wedding earlier this month. I'm not based in Nigeria. I provided all the finances for the wedding before I arrived Lagos. Everything listed to be bought for the wedding I provided all. To my surprise wedding that was suppose to take place in a hall had to take place in a cramped sitting room. No food, no drinks, no DJ etc. What did they use the funds for? I don't know. I asked questions and no answers given. To be fair to her family members, I didn't give money directly to her parents or siblings. I gave the funds to my wife to be.

Surprisingly on the day of the small wedding, her uncle was accusing me of not providing money to organize the wedding properly. My heart sank. I look in the direction of my wife to be and couldn't believe what just came out of her uncle's mouth. Whereas I provided money for everything. The wedding prayers went ahead and we were joined together.

After the dry wedding ceremony I began to ask questions but my new wife couldn't give me explanation. Fast forward to last week I was looking for money I kept in my drawer and couldn't find it. I decided to just keep quiet and watch. I set another trap. I had some US Dollars in my wallet and exposed the money for her to see. I went to the shower and lo and behold my new wife removed the dollars from my wallet. I got dressed after shower and we went outside to go somewhere together as my driver was in the car waiting. As we were going, I opened my wallet and saw the dollars gone. I blew a whistle right there and she denied it. I asked driver to return home. I had my parent and siblings at home on that day but I can bet my life on them. I told them what's going on. My new wife was all over the place and shaken. I refused to talk to her. I confided in my mother and explained how I set the trap for my wife. Surprisingly my wife started making moves. She planted the money all over the place which I saw as she was doing. I pretended I didn't see her. I refused to talk to her. All of a sudden she confronted me and attacked me that I suspected her to be the one who stole my money. She started saying she stoop so low to allow herself to be ridiculed in the presence of my family. I confronted her with evidence and she began crying and blaming devil. She has done series of money infractions that I couldn't list here. She fights me for money on daily basis since we got married. No money ever enough.

This is a woman that I gave a car to already and spent so much on to be comfortable. I just bought her another car to be given to her on her birthday. On the day she stole the dollars I had just given her 100,000 naira pocket money for the week. She's been crying and begging for two days saying it won't happen again. She has refused to eat.

Here is the bombshell I just confirmed she's now three weeks pregnant. I can't trust my life with her at this juncture. I'm leaning towards divorce. I'm too scared to be with her. She's too greedy.

Bro forgive me for this insults first before my advice. You are a f00flish f00l. Nor vex sha. How could u stup so low to marry arrangement marriage and you lived in a developed country. That girl nor love you, she get bf and will kill u once she lay hands on ur wealth as next of kin in ur financial will.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Girl With Weird Tongue Causes A Stir Online by Josh44s(m): 5:05pm On Jan 31, 2020
psalmsmiles:
If this girl give you Mouth Action, forrregerit man. You`re gone

Especially if she gag ur diick and flick that tongue around that sensitive spot under the cap. Oh my Gawd!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: E. Jean Carroll Seeks Trump's DNA Over Rape Accusation by Josh44s(m): 2:18am On Jan 31, 2020
SimDan95:
[b] Let's get this straight, since 1990 till date she couldn't press charges even knowing he is a multi billionaire, but recently some unseen force has compelled her to sue him now he's a president.

Madam one question for you, are you related to busola dakolo. well I ain't surprised no be woman again they are well capable of giving the devil a run for his money when it comes to lies and manipulation.


You are now pressing for a DNA test, u could have brushed against his body, or come in bodily contact with him one way or another. Unless you can provide semen residue on that dress of yours that's identical to Trump's you are more or less a fvcking wh0re


I know say nah dis kine post dey sweet OP, anything to implicate Trump while you support Tyranny, nepotism and corruption your own government dish on a platter to you. Take a chill pill and lick your balls you're in a long ride to utter disappointment.

Some Women are just .............................. [/b]

Undiluted HOE

Politics / Re: Umahi: "South East security Outfit Coming" by Josh44s(m): 10:43am On Jan 30, 2020
Onlinealaba:
With all these security outfit springing up hope there won't be anarchy in the land..well what is good for the north(Hisbah) is good for the south(amotekun and co)
we sell Smart TVs and sound bar

There is anarchy already o. Go and buy your gun down to defend your home and loved ones. Me I already placed order for Two RPG propeller with 30 bomb ammunition, 5 AR-15 with 8000 rounds of ammunition, 10 electric sting guns, 4 automatic bow and arrow and 50 pepper spray. No time

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Man City Vs Man United : Carabao Cup ( 0 - 1) On 29th January 2020 by Josh44s(m): 10:40pm On Jan 29, 2020
My hatred for Man United keeps on increasing each passing day. Aside being a formal united fan. This clubs Dey make me all my ticket cut anytime I use them. Such a badluck club.

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Crime / Re: Maryam Sanda Shouting "Mummy, Mummy" After Death Sentence (Video) by Josh44s(m): 9:16am On Jan 28, 2020
If ONLY the husband could come back from the dead, he will drop all charges and ask his family to let her be free, too bad THE DEAD CAN’T SPEAK. Damn! See what anger can cause. God remove every anger from my life in Jesus name!

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Health / Re: Coronavirus Hits Ivory Coast As One Tests Positive by Josh44s(m): 9:10am On Jan 28, 2020
EdiskyHarry:
if a country like China is still battling with it up till today, that means if it enters Africa, it will b killing 4 million people in every 15 seconds, God pls have mercy on us

This comment sha

Health / Re: Coronavirus Hits Ivory Coast As One Tests Positive by Josh44s(m): 9:04am On Jan 28, 2020
Flets:
Make no mistake about, it’s only a matter of time before Corona arrives naija. With over 200M people, porous borders and little/no controls.... it’s a no brainer.

What preventive measures have this government put in place to manage this virus when it hits Nigeria?

Have the government educated the masses enough on preventive measures and symptoms?

Which outfits/ hospitals/ groups have been put on notice to tackle this virus once it hits coast?

Of course it’s no priority for the government, Buhari’s immediate focus is to shield and propagate bokoharam and herdsmen while balkanizing the judiciary for political gains.

Not sure God is interested in saving Nigeria otherwise people like Buhari will never have been president.

This comment touch me

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