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Health / Re: Coronavirus Hits Ivory Coast As One Tests Positive by Josh44s(m): 9:01am On Jan 28, 2020
iwaeda:
Let the border remain close

Na so u dey fear

Crime / Re: A 'Lady' I Sent My Full Nude Picture On Facebook Is Blackmailing Me! by Josh44s(m): 8:53am On Jan 28, 2020
BOYLOVABLE1:
A lady send me a friend request on facebook since early last year which I accepted, from there we started chatting.

According to her that she's from India and she will love to marry, we talked a lot. I asked her so many questions about her and she said so many things that she a single mother.

After two months she went off and I also moved on. Just last week Friday, she appears again telling me that her account was hacked.

She has been sending me pictures also request for mine which I did send, she send both nude pics.

On Friday she also wants me to send mine which I declined. After much persuasion, I sent her my nude, she insisted that she wants to see my full unclad pic.
To cut the story shorter, immediately I sent her my full unclad pic, the next thing I saw was:

"You dey craze, I resemble your mate?". I should better comply or else....
When she is through with me I will know my myself.

I just weak, immediately I blocked her on Facebook. I think she wants to use my unclad pic to scam me. She has been calling me but I refuse to pick the call.

Please what will i do?

Don't mind mind my English construction.

Just look at this f00l.

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Politics / Re: Northern Groups Back Amotekun, Demand ‘Operation Shege Ka Fasa’ by Josh44s(m): 8:46am On Jan 28, 2020
executive12:


It will not backfire if well managed by the States. To allay the fears of some people that this might be a preparation for secession, the recruitment into the various security outfits should not be restricted to one ethnic group. It should be all inclusive of the residents of that State. The Boards should also include various ethnic groups resident in that State.
The tribalist Buhari should also do same for the Federal security outfits. He should ensure that the security outfits are not dominated by his Fulani ethnic group (if he has no ulterior motives). Right now, it's all Fulani because of his fulanization agenda.

And what made you think it won’t backfire. Has anything established by Federal or state government ever worked in this country? Aside their steady milking of the nation’s wealth. What difference in characters and mindset are the Amorten people from that of police and soldiers? Will they respect citizens? These are the things we need to ask ourselves. Will they undergo psychological training to enable them respect the rule of law and citizens. I just they pity all of una for this country. Una wan enlist and recruit uneducated, agbero and retired criminals looking for ways to indulge their dirty lifestyles in a legal way so as to bypass the law. What we need is State police in every state and not all this nonsense. State police with mimimum qualifications like BSc, Hnd. Sophisticated weapons and police kit, Police training for a year or two, minimum pay of 150k and watch how the graduate youths will flush out criminals from this country within 5yrs. This is what we need and not that rubbish.
Politics / Re: Northern Groups Back Amotekun, Demand ‘Operation Shege Ka Fasa’ by Josh44s(m): 8:42pm On Jan 26, 2020
executive12:


Yep, we have to have State (and Local Government) Police. But it cannot happen overnight. The Constitution has to be changed first. And the FG is still opposed to the idea. In the meantime, people have to protect themselves by immediately setting up local security outfits like the Amotekun and other vigilantes.

Well make e nor backfire against us later coz e go bad gan!
Politics / Re: Northern Groups Back Amotekun, Demand ‘Operation Shege Ka Fasa’ by Josh44s(m): 11:35am On Jan 26, 2020
Nobody is thinking about the disadvantages of all this. What we need is State police, fully kitted and armed with the best police kits, Must be HND or BSc holder, well psychologically trained to respect citizens and avoid bribery and corrupt practices with good salary. Not all these Hisbal and Amorten gibberish. Nigeria is heading for anarchy.

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Music/Radio / Re: Burna Boy Performs At The Grammys Reception Ahead Of The Ceremony by Josh44s(m): 9:01pm On Jan 25, 2020
Lynx001:
sing what they can hear o. U go use 2 min hummmmmm. Usd 1:30 second sing.
nice öne though.

Why are you this wicked and heartless

Family / Re: I Am Sex Starved, My Marriage Is Falling Apart by Josh44s(m): 7:16am On Jan 24, 2020
Prosper82:
I Feel Like My Marriage Is Falling Apart

I would like in advance to apologize for the long post but I think some background information is needed so you can assess the situation.

My wife and I have two kids. The oldest is turning 8 soon and the youngest is 7 months old.

Since our first child was born she has been co-sleeping with us. And ever since our sex life has been going down hill.

Now since our youngest child was born he has also been sleeping with us in a queen sized bed. But after two months of very poor sleep, I decided I couldn't follow that arrangement anymore so I went to sleep in the next room.

So since our kids were born my wife has been sleeping with them and now I sleep alone.

As you could imagine, you can't really have sex with two kids on the bed. We have gone weeks and even months without having any sex.
So my wife says that we should have sex in the room where I sleep after she puts the children to sleep.

This to me sounds like making an appointment to have sex. It isn't something you can have if you have to set up a time in advanced. I also miss cuddling with her and sleeping in our bed.


I feel like us sleeping in different rooms and beds has been the biggest hurdle to get back to the point we were before having kids.

We have a crib for the baby and a bed for our oldest daughter where each of the children could sleep separately but she's into attachment parenting so if the children cry (which I suppose they will when adapting to a new sleeping arrangement) is something that she wouldn't tolerate.

I also I understand the 7 month old might need to be breastfed in the middle of the night so she says it's more convenient just to have him nearby in bed than having to get up to breastfeed him but I feel that my daughter should be learning to sleep independently.

Anyway, it's been quite a while without sex and I don't know what to tell her or do.
We have a lot of fights because of this.

I feel that attachment parenting might feel like you're doing the best for the kids, but if it also ends up destroying the marriage and we separate what good would that do for them?

What do you guys think?

Wetin dey worry this one! Use your brain my friend. Once kids come in marriage, sex life usually reduces. Adjust and adapt and stop whining like a monkey. If you like go knack for outside and use your own hand scatter your beautiful home

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (0 - 2) On 22nd January 2020 by Josh44s(m): 11:36pm On Jan 22, 2020
donoro:
I cant believe ole bench lingard I mean even the football greats admire his young and promising talent

See them. Kolo fan, go and look for a better club to support

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Beheads Lawan Andimi, Rejects N50 Million Ransom Offer by Josh44s(m): 9:52am On Jan 22, 2020
seniormallam:
Muslims in Nigeria should have tackled this issue from onset , but instead, they were emotionally sympathetic to the killings since their major victims are Christians.......... But today, these terrorist end up giving Muslims bad names, like I always say " if you are too deep in Islamic knowledge and practice, you'll surely end up as terrorist ".............education is what is helping southwest Muslims if not no difference.

You deserve an award for this comment bro. And this same education is being deprived in North by their politicians so that they can brainwashed their youths

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Crime / Re: Ignatius Odunukwe Kidnappers & Killers Arrested, Corpse Recovered (Graphic Video by Josh44s(m): 11:05am On Jan 19, 2020
kellight:
Where have the good news in Nigeria gone to? cry

Buhari and APC have sucked all up in their asses.

Celebrities / Re: Timaya Dancing With His Son, Emmanuel, Is So Adorable by Josh44s(m): 8:25pm On Jan 18, 2020
daddytime:
Kids are just so adorable....even in the midst of their scatter scatter tendencies, you still can't help but love them in their innocence.

You can say that again and again and again.

Politics / Re: Amotekun Will Affect Nigeria's Unity - Arewa Consultative Forum by Josh44s(m): 7:39pm On Jan 18, 2020
When Fulani herdsmen were slaughtering people like Chickens in Benue State, all these people didn’t say anything. What a country!

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Politics / Re: Amotekun: ‘To Hell With Their Presidency’ - Afenifere Blasts Miyetti Allah by Josh44s(m): 9:59am On Jan 17, 2020
LandMann:
We all should put emotions, tribalism and ethnic hatred aside and examine this issue of Ametokun based purely on its merits and demerits and in light of existing laws.

The following points should guide us:

1. Internal security is an exclusive task of the FG. FG can give authority to state or local actors to improve security. Example; local vigilantes and some paramilitary organisation like Man o War must acquire police permission before operating... This is an example of FG giving other actors permission to act in improving security.

2. There's no federal law or agreement between federal and state outlining the activities to be covered by Ametokun, given the existence of police, nscdc and other existing internal security outfit... This agreement or law is important to avoid conflict between these organisations when issues of security occur. We're still dealing with superiority contest between FRSC, VIO, NSCDC, YELLOW FEVER, POLICE AND ARMY on our highways...

3. With no national law or agreement coupled with high level of illiteracy and unprofessionalism of most state workers, state governments can quickly start using Ametokun as instrument of oppression and a means of further looting state resources because security spending is often shrouded in secrecy, and even Ametokun members can take to crimes as side hustle when they start feeling dissatisfied with their salary. They have the training and the instrument of force (guns)... Who's going to prevent them from misusing both and how?

The above are just some issues worth considering.

If all the loopholes are properly plugged, then Ametokun can kick off.

We shouldn't cheer on the idea even with the obvious loopholes because it can quickly spread, every region can quickly have their own version of Ametokun and it won't be long before outside actors start smuggling weapons to these different regional Ametokuns and with the existing ethnic hatred, it won't take long before another civil war arises that will tear Nigeria apart and make current Libya and Iraq look like heaven compared to how Nigeria will look like.

We should protect our country, not our states or region or ethnic enclave.


Hisbal police in the North is what sire? Why isn’t anyone admitting the truth. The core owners of the Northern part of Nigeria “The Hausa” have been infiltrated and dominated by the marauders “the Fulanis” and they are trying to shift their cause to conquer the entire South, East and West gradually. This step taken by the West is a huge setback for their cause to conquer the entire nation. This is the plain and bitter truth everyone is turning a blind eye to or refusing to speak.

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Politics / Re: Jennifer Ukambomg Samuel Freed From Boko Haram by Josh44s(m): 8:46pm On Jan 16, 2020
What are you people praising God for? That someone got kidnapped by Boko Haram just like that? So it’s now a normal thing for people to be kidnapped by Boko Haram. Chai! I weep for the future of this nation.

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Science/Technology / Re: Meet The Xenobot: World's First Living, Self-healing Robots by Josh44s(m): 1:57pm On Jan 16, 2020
SultanOfAbia:
Russians have been experimenting and creating Creatures called Homunculus Using Chicken Eggs
1.Put your Sperm inside Injection Syringe
2.Insert the injection into a raw egg
3.Use plaster to cover the tiny opening in
the egg caused by injection
4.Store the Egg for 2 weeks or more
Monitor the hatching of the egg
5.Congratulations..
You have created a Homunculus

https://www.yourtango.com/2016293743/man-injects-sperm-chicken-egg-pulls-out-creature

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNLPXzlz6-I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbTMN7bQ2Tg

This is some sick joke right shocked
Politics / Re: Bashir Dalhatu Lost Millions To Fraudster by Josh44s(m): 9:54am On Jan 16, 2020
Offpoint:
It seems every Nigerian is Criminal Minded, some don't just see the opportunity yet.


God give me the strength to pay back Branch their loan, cuz the way they call me these days even my girlfriend + wives can't call me that way.


" Hello! am I speaking with Mr. offpoint please***
Me: yes
May I know why you're yet to pay back your loan?
Me: I lost my grandmother elder sister
May I know when you'll payback your loan? you know your loan has been due for over a year and 6 months now?
Me: I know, but do you know buhari has been the president for over.... I'll payback this week Friday... I'm having issues with my bank. thank you"


just N1000 naira debt left o
There's an evil spirit associated with debt, lapo carries the highest spirit.

Once you get loan from anywhere, things start going south.

I have never laugh this hard in my life.

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Health / Re: Does Anyone Know The Name Of This Snake? by Josh44s(m): 1:52pm On Jan 13, 2020
Safaxano:
My neighbor has an undeveloped plot and I’ve had to kill over 20 of this same type of snakes, cos they keep crawling into my compound.

I decided to take a good pix of the one I killed the other night, maybe someone will help identify if it’s poisonous.

NB. I’ve just paid to clear the plot.

Op which state and country do you live in? Because that’s a black mamba (second most venomous snake after the inland taipan) and this particular specie of snake is not found anywhere near west Africa, only forest cobra we have here
Celebrities / Re: Dakore Egbuson And Olumide Akande's Marriage Crash Rumour by Josh44s(m): 11:54pm On Jan 10, 2020
franchasng:
Olumide is not at loss, he can still marry a hotter, younger chick if he so wishes....as for Dakore, it was expected long time ago, in fact she tried lol










Meanwhile, Goodluck empowered and enriched so many Yorubas but because of their sworn hatred for Igbos and Igbo progress, they allowed Tinubu to mislead them just because Goodluck refused to make Wale Tinubu Petroleum Minister to enable Tinubu allocate free oil blocks to himself and family members like he is allocating lands to himself in Lagos.


Now look at how the former Yoruba billionaires are crumbling like packs of a joker card, from Olumide's billionaire father to GLO Adenuga to Kola Aluko and so many others I cannot list here.


What goes around comes around, you say you will continue to fight and betray your closest brothers from the east in order to serve your known enemy from the north, e concern me, 2023 will teach una more lesson about Nigeria undecided

3 crate of imported Heineken Beer directly from Amsterdam for you bro. You nailed it. Very useless set of people we have in this country and the major cause of how this country is today
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Why Is It So Hard To Find A Job In Nigeria? by Josh44s(m): 3:07pm On Jan 10, 2020
BlackSeptember:
The easiest job is BMC zombie job where you support buhari for 30k a month

Set of very foooolish people. cheesy

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Politics / Re: Umahi Pays N30k New Minimum Wage On January 10 by Josh44s(m): 3:05pm On Jan 10, 2020
emmabest2000:
Jubilation ? For doing his normal job ? okay oooo cheesy



Just look at the nonsense being shipped from China to Nigeria. Shame

Crime / Re: Husband Sends Wife's Nude To Side Chick by Josh44s(m): 12:46pm On Jan 10, 2020
COURVOISier:
Men need to understand that child birth sometimes deform women. Appreciate her for it and not to be disgusted. wink

Not just sometimes, always. A woman who has put to birth can never look the same again. It’s a biological stage in the life of a female creature, not just human but animals as well.

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Crime / Re: Husband Sends Wife's Nude To Side Chick by Josh44s(m): 12:43pm On Jan 10, 2020
Women are their own worse enemies. As for the man! Why will you snap your wife nudes! Na wa ooo. A lot of people go into marriage for the sake of bearing Mr & Mrs or because they see others getting into it.

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Religion / Re: TB Joshua’s Prophecy About British Royal Family Comes To Pass by Josh44s(m): 11:54am On Jan 09, 2020
Women! One of the most dangerous creature on earth. I know this is the hand work of Megan. Once a woman wants something in marriage, she gets it at all cost or the marriage ends. Once a man wants something in marriage from his wife he doesn’t get except he wants the marriage to end.
Politics / Re: India, Israel, Nigeria Are Trump’s Strongholds - Survey by Josh44s(m): 8:43am On Jan 09, 2020
OgbanjeProphet:
No world war3! Quote me on this.

The look on the Nun face looks more fake than that of the woman on Hijab. Two confused set of religion.

Foreign Affairs / Re: US Airbase In Iraq Hit By Rockets by Josh44s(m): 3:10am On Jan 08, 2020
nastyesco:
Front page this new year... I am destined for greatness... that my girlfriend that left me in December for “I Just got back”, I want her to see this my achievement and its only January 08 oh

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Seyed Hassan Nasrallah: US Soldiers In Middle East Will Go Home In Coffins by Josh44s(m): 11:06pm On Jan 07, 2020
Philinho:
Try it n see and become history . Enough of terrorism in the world

This Iranian general US executed is one of the strongest backbone to so many terrorist organizations and e really pain them. The world has had enough of terrorist. A time will come they will be all wiped out and that time is NOW.
Politics / Re: Nigeria Acting On Turkey’s Troop Deployment In Libya – FG by Josh44s(m): 10:12am On Jan 07, 2020
Bigii:



grin grin grin grin grin


Thick beb with good sense. I'm in love already wink

You have a very poor taste in women

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Sports / Re: Ryan Christie Banned For Grabbing Alfredo Morelos By The Genitals During A Match by Josh44s(m): 9:06am On Jan 07, 2020
donbachi:
If u can't get the ball...get the ball.

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Kidnaps Lawan Andimi, CAN Chairman In Adamawa by Josh44s(m): 8:26am On Jan 05, 2020
Perfecttouchade:
And how sure are we that this country is safe and we are not going to be sorrounded soon by these sects


Bro! We are already surrounded, this government just want to help Boko Haram accomplish their objectives but we will not be taken without a FIGHT

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Science/Technology / Re: Cloud Seeding Used To Stop Rain As Atleast 43 People Die In Indonesia Flooding by Josh44s(m): 9:56pm On Jan 03, 2020
kingreign:

NaCl (sodium chloride aka common table salt) is hygroscopic, meaning it absorb moisture from its surrounding and from the atmosphere around it. The knowledge of this property of salt is what is used to 'seed cloud', cloud seeding is a process of spraying chemicals usually NaCl into the atmosphere to absorb atmospheric precipitation. This will induce changes in rainfall or snowfall pattern and time.

Previously, Silver iodide or potassium iodide etc were used for this purpose.

I just want to ask one very important question. What are the disadvantages be use I know it will be very disastrous.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Qasem Suleimani Killed In US Airstrike Near Baghdad Airport by Josh44s(m): 8:22am On Jan 03, 2020
Olominira:
More crises for Trump and an average American. This is unnecessary. Trump is committing a huge mistake by canceling the initial agreement reached with Iran.

Firstly, US can't even manage the ongoing crises she created in the past with Afghanistan, Syria, Iraq, Libya and others. Who's advising Trump? Crises in Libya is still a crisis in some parts of Europe. Germany already has millions of refugees from Syria. These are countries of smaller populations yet you seriously want to destabilize another country of 70-80 million people all at once.

The entire America with Europe would have a serious impact if Iran is set into crises. In fact, the entire world feel this impact because by the time 40 percent of oil output is cut off due to total blockage of Strait of Hormuz. The global market would respond immediately. This is not a wise choice. Even in Nigeria, a litre of petrol may go as far as N500

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Romance / Re: The Best Relationship Advice For Everyone This 2020 by Josh44s(m): 7:13am On Jan 03, 2020
vincentjk:
Make money as a man and respect will be awarded to you

Be sexy, loyal and make nice dishes as a woman then peace and respect would come knocking at your doorstep

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