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Car TalkRe: These Are 6 Signs Your Car Needs An Engine Repair by Josh44s(m): 10:29am On Nov 12, 2017
kekakuz:
Oil disappears from my engine after 2 weeks
Am tired
What is happening please help
And the engine can shake for Africa
When I just start the car
It shakes and the check engine light is there
The most painful part is that
I just got it
It’s an EOD
Your village people have finally caught up with you. cheesy

EventsRe: Female 'Best Man' Steals The Show At Her Brother's Wedding In Akwa Ibom. Photos by Josh44s(m): 9:39pm On Nov 11, 2017
I won’t be surprised if dat guy dey knack him sister. This doesn’t look cool at all. Rubbish
PoliticsRe: Ayiri Emami, Dangote, Oshiomhole & Obaseki Hang Out Together by Josh44s(m): 9:37pm On Nov 11, 2017
divinehand2003:
The upcoming governor of Delta State
Anytime ur anus feels like pooing, it comes out of your mouth. Go and sleep if u can’t use ur mouth to talk.
ProgrammingRe: Nigerian Developed Mobile Apps - Yaay Or Nay? by Josh44s(m): 8:22pm On Nov 11, 2017
badbreath:
Yah!

I have a dream. That one day, Nigeria will become a better place.......... we are at the verge of it!


Watch out!
Fairytale dream

PoliticsRe: SARS Officials Attached To Amaechi Attack Governor Wike's Convoy(pics) by Josh44s(m): 8:19pm On Nov 11, 2017
If you want to live long in Nigeria before you see small money escape to abroad. Mind your business Jeje because No Church in the wild
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is The Slightest Thing That Can Get You Angry? by Josh44s(m): 1:07am On Nov 11, 2017
PotatoSalad:
Someone not keeping time. angry
When I ask you to call me when you get there and you dont. angry
Not returning my calls, a simple text is okay angry
Saying you're broke all the time, especially the ladies angry
If I take you out, text or call me when you get home. A "thank you for today" is okay. It's a simple courtesy. angry
Don't flash me, rather send me an automated call me back text. angry
Don't call me after 6 months of no communication to ask for money. It's plain stupid angry
I hate lazy people. They piss me off angry
If we have to netflix/youtube and chill, i don't want you pressing your damn phone. Keep it in your handbag. angry
I know you're churchy but don't rub it in my face like I'm going to hell or something. We're all sinners. angry
Don't lie to me. If you have to, be smart. We're all adults. angry
And other things. Problem with most Nigerians is that they don't have an atom of courtesy.
You go travel go moon go stay if you are looking for a courtesy in this 21th Century

Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is The Slightest Thing That Can Get You Angry? by Josh44s(m): 12:57am On Nov 11, 2017
Divay22:
So Someborri can not watch televista in peace angry angry angry
Not in my living room o. You will go and buy ur own Dstv decoder and subscribe, not in my living room. Mbanu!!!

Nairaland GeneralRe: Kenya's Trending #EyeWitnessChallenge: Top Pictures by Josh44s(m): 11:26pm On Nov 10, 2017
MarieSucre:
shattap dia.
Before you tell ur elder Shartap, first of all tell ur brainwassshed fada.
BusinessRe: Top 10 Things Nigerians Spend Their Money On by Josh44s(m): 8:27pm On Nov 10, 2017
Keneking:
Bet9ja
WinnersBet
NaijaBet
MMM
SwissGold

Food
Airtime
Tolls
Pure Water
Pepsi
Are you sure your heart is still working?
PoliticsRe: Okorocha Unveils The Statue Of Ellen Johnson Sirleaf, Liberian President by Josh44s(m): 8:12pm On Nov 10, 2017
Getbizzzy:
Congratulations ndi Imo!

Okorocha is my governor;
Buhari is my president;
Arsenal is my club!

Chai!!!
I wonder how you survive my broda. This world is indeed a strange place

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Man Slams Covenant University Over Job Interview Invitation by Josh44s(m): 12:43pm On Nov 10, 2017
OboOlora:
I remember my first interview at Zenith bank. The HR manager and an AGM wanted to intimidate me, telling me they only had vacancy for tellers (with a salary of 70k). 5minutes into the interview, their intercom buzzed and they were told my car was blocking the third interviewer (a GM). I was excused to go and repark and I could see the change in attitude when I got back. Apparently, I brought the same car as their GM and then the table turned. I returned and placed my LG chocolate phone on the table (their fada...they were trying to BUGA me with one cheap Nokia before). In summary, the GM 'upped' my offer and I was offered a Customer Executive role even though I resigned the first day I resumed !
Bravo cheesy

Nice profile pic. That’s some nice and Juicy Camel-toe you gat there. I hope it’s real. wink

Nairaland GeneralRe: Kenya's Trending #EyeWitnessChallenge: Top Pictures by Josh44s(m): 12:18pm On Nov 10, 2017
Africans are truly monkeys. It’s very obvious evolution is taking place and we are finally going back to our root. I ain’t going with y’all

PoliticsRe: "Don't Rely On Certificate Alone" - Osinbajo‎ Charges Youths by Josh44s(m): 12:17pm On Nov 10, 2017
mastermaestro:
cheesy He is right. His boss didn't rely on certificate to get to where he is.
One picture. A million meanings to Nigerians

Science/TechnologyRe: Big Cobra Killed Near My Construction Site At Abijo GRA, Lekki (Photos) by Josh44s(m): 11:25am On Nov 10, 2017
fargo:
are cobras edible?
My broda the thing nor tire u. Eating a cobra! An highly venomous snake even in death na people wan consume. Nigerians have lost it

Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo Dedicates Winners' Chapel VGC, Lagos, Built By A Single Member by Josh44s(m): 1:06am On Nov 10, 2017
majekdom2:
No be everybody wan be like Dangote. It's not everyone that want to be on the forbe list. Thats what you don't understand. People get money but dem no wan dey talk. Why would someone like bill part with half of his investment to charity. Leave your shell and see how God is blessing people. Stop thinking based on the 200 naira in your pocket.. think like you will fly your private jet someday. Understand kingdom mysteries and you will get there
My dogs weekly feeding allowance is enough to find your entire family (both extended and well wishers) 3 correct square meal for one year.
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo Dedicates Winners' Chapel VGC, Lagos, Built By A Single Member by Josh44s(m): 8:59pm On Nov 09, 2017
majekdom2:
that you haven't experienced this type of blessings doesn't mean some have not. Stop judging people based on your sordid standards
U azzholes just don’t get it do u? N1bn nor be beans. Before the likes of Dangote will donate such to build a mosque, some form of investment will be given to him as compensation. Guy park well.
PhonesRe: The First Lady To Own An Iphone X In Nigeria (Photos) by Josh44s(m): 7:30pm On Nov 09, 2017
legit9ja:
Apple officially released the iPhone X, on the 3rd of November as announced during the Apple Event few months back.

However, This lady is said to be the first to own the new iPhone X in Nigeria as her friends celebrate her. Also calling out on the so-called rich guys to beat that… Well, the phone was purchased for her by her boyfriend.

see photos after the cut… http://www.legit9ja.com/2017/11/first-lady-iphone-x-nigeria-photos.html
Op get lost! That’s not an iphoneX
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo Dedicates Winners' Chapel VGC, Lagos, Built By A Single Member by Josh44s(m): 7:25pm On Nov 09, 2017
lazygal:
1bn? From an individual ..please put religious sentiments aside and let's be realistic ..who ever built this need to checked so does oyedepo
You dey mind the Opunu.
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo Dedicates Winners' Chapel VGC, Lagos, Built By A Single Member by Josh44s(m): 7:21pm On Nov 09, 2017
Statsocial:
While some are arguing about Tithe others are showing what true grace is - the ability to give more than even the people of old.

Surely some would come and say that he should have giving the money to the poor. But I am sure a person who gave to Church and chose anonymity must be doing great things for the poor also.

On a side note, It was during TTG I got to know that Living Faith has pastors who are CEOs of Big Corporations e.g E-tranzact(I think) so I am not surprised.



TheVictorious
Nobody, I repeat nobody in his/her senses will do that with Hard earned money. Another lost soul

Mind you I am a Christian before you shout Muslim.
Science/TechnologyRe: Graveyards Around The World Where Planes, Ships, Cars Are Left To Die (Photos) by Josh44s(m): 4:57pm On Nov 09, 2017
Penuelseun:
Nigeria will be great again

CelebritiesRe: Unbothered Jim Iyke Continues With His Swag After Court Ordered Him To Pay N15m by Josh44s(m): 4:51pm On Nov 09, 2017
Yoshy:
N15M is not a lot of money, he can pay it.
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10...15m

Christianity EtcRe: Pope Bans Cigarettes Sales In Vatican by Josh44s(m): 3:41pm On Nov 09, 2017
Mtn plzzzzz I am tired. Which one be make money! Airtime. Pls I need a good info on how to sue Mtn for spamming me with irrelevant messages. angry

Make money! Sell MTN airtime! Make commission! No fees! No charges! Dial *2018# from your MTN line to open
your wallet & start selling MTN airtime NOW!
CelebritiesRe: Banky W Undergoes Surgery For Skin Cancer Tumours (Photos From The Operation) by Josh44s(m): 3:36pm On Nov 09, 2017
enemyofprogress:
His new wife has broughted bad luck to him

CelebritiesRe: Peter & Paul Okoye Are Selling Their House After P'square Breakup (Photos) by Josh44s(m):
I just spoke with Peter on phone.

Me: Dial phone.. grin grin.

Peter: Who is this please?

Me: Bia, Is this Peter Obu Do me I do you?

Peter: Yes

Me: Nna biko nu, I just heard Do me I do you Mansion is for sale. Obu interested in buying it.

Peter: Chai! Paul you are Dead.

Me: Isi Gini?

Peter: My friend get out. Drop Call.

Me: Hello... Hello...Pau..emmm Peter Hello...Nna Helloo.. Hello.
FoodRe: Toronto Restaurant With Only HIV Positive Chefs (Photo, Video) by Josh44s(m): 8:20am On Nov 09, 2017
This world is gone...

EventsRe: Adorable Birthday Photos Of Beautiful Triplets by Josh44s(m): 5:40pm On Nov 08, 2017
Mrop:
The Viral photo of these adorable cute triplet has being trending online. They look So much alike.

Hope you wish to have this kind of triplet.

Gist from Praizeblog
http://www.praizeblog.com/2017/11/checkout-this-adorable-birthday-photos.html?m=0
Who told u it’s trendng? Abeg Park for ONE CORNER
CelebritiesRe: Regina Daniels Wows In Matriculation Gown (Photos) by Josh44s(m): 5:20pm On Nov 08, 2017
Dizu:
animal
In human form wink

FoodRe: Huge Monitor Lizard Killed For Pepper Soup (Photos) by Josh44s(m): 12:48pm On Nov 08, 2017
conductor123:
This one na lizard now. So person go eat this disgusting thing? Na wa o. Lizard pox loading. Meanwhile lalasticlala right now..
Na all this clown dance step Baba Iyabo use deceive Nigerians. Whereas he is one of the major problem this nation has. cheesy
Car TalkRe: New Prado Jeep Burnt In Abuja This Morning (Photos) by Josh44s(m): 7:11pm On Nov 07, 2017
Money2000:
Brand new Prado is about 12 million naira. Don't be ignorant.
Double that amount then u will get a brand new Prado. Sport edition with full option. If you are lucky you can get it for as low as 21 million
RomanceRe: Prostitute Swallows Client’s Condom In Taiwan, Hides Evidence During Police Raid by Josh44s(m): 6:47pm On Nov 07, 2017
HealthRe: Here Is How Sleeping Late At Night Can Kill Your Career by Josh44s(m): 11:49pm On Nov 06, 2017
This thread is for employees who go to work around 5am- 9am. I go to my shop (mind u I have employees) 12pm-1pm after hustling TDB. _fuck salary jobs. It’s a death trap

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