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Programming / Re: Best Programming Language To Learn This 2021: The Beginner's Guide by Joshmuch: 2:47pm On Jan 15, 2021
Austin4Jesus:
I will buy Facebook Soon and use it as a great platform to preach the Gospel. Amen.
No need, just build one

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Programming / Re: Best Programming Language To Learn This 2021: The Beginner's Guide by Joshmuch: 2:47pm On Jan 15, 2021
Csami:


I find what you said about PHP faulty. It is guys like you that discourage a lot of folks not to learn it. Talking about how PHP is fading and relatively easy like HTML which is faraway from the truth.
As long as website remains, PHP isn't going nowhere.

Here's a survey for you to stop that blasphemy against PHP
he is right, more people are using Nodes Js. It is very scalable and can be used for both front & back end. It is better also than PHP
Programming / Re: Best Programming Language To Learn This 2021: The Beginner's Guide by Joshmuch: 2:44pm On Jan 15, 2021
ERCROSS:
I think Flutter is a lot simpler when it comes to mobile app development. One language, two platforms: iOS and Android.
As well as React
Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program - Connect Here Part 10 by Joshmuch: 1:59pm On Jan 15, 2021
MissMa01:

I think you can include this part of your life in personal history and that would be fine.
please, are you referring that I put my personal business in Personal History?
If yes, what they check my LinkedIn and can't find the work I am claiming 3 years for. Thanks so much in advance for your detailed response.
Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program - Connect Here Part 10 by Joshmuch: 12:56pm On Jan 15, 2021
Fellow brethren, please I own my own firm for sometime now, but I also work for another firm. It is for this other firm that I am claiming my 3 years experience. However, my LinkedIn, Facebook majorly reflect my personal business. So, the question is, do I have to update my LinkedIn, etc with this other firm or leave my online presence like that. Needed urgently please!!
Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program - Connect Here Part 10 by Joshmuch: 5:12pm On Jan 14, 2021
I also ensured my Linkedin profile was up to date.


9. Sterling Bank Statements of Account (Salary account)

I wanted to submit pay slip.[/quote]
you mentioned a lot of things, please do they still check LinkedIn page and is Reference letter not enough? Do you still require all these statement of Account, payslips etc?
Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program - Connect Here Part 10 by Joshmuch: 5:00pm On Jan 14, 2021
tossy001:
goodafternoon please i have a question that need urgent reply, does wes evaluate french diploma obtain from french village ?
if you are looking for 2 or more certificates, NO

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Nairaland / General / Re: Story Behind Stingy Men Association Of Nigeria (Pictures) by Joshmuch: 6:59pm On Jan 12, 2021
mightyhazel:
Guys guys,...jokes apart this guy is so onpoint..


but try n be calming down bro... this whole thing is one big joke for most of the partakers.na small fraction carry am for head
Agreed, a cruise. However what if men too should task women for their time, comfort, advice, direction and security they also provide. Is it not a relationship between two parties or is it a transaction? Is sex not enjoyed by both parties? Girls even like sex more than guys. Will girls love a 40 seconds man, or a man that does not pre-intimacy them before penetrating? In sexology 101 practical class, who shouts:“ Harder, baby!” Do girls please their men in bed? Is it not to lie down while men perform the theatrics? So, guy man, the idea of the guy you quoted is imbalance and if men should bill women for everything they have created, women will never be able to pay. Because men literally singlehandedly developed this world.

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Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program - Connect Here Part 10 by Joshmuch: 7:01pm On Jan 11, 2021
Roy2019:


Do I still need bank statements salary entry if I can provide payslips?
I think you should not complicate things and make life easy. Elders, please confirm me o, if I am right or wrong.
1. IRCC does not ask for payslips
2. They don't request for employment letter
3. They don't request for Bank statement as per job reference
What they request for is reference letter in IRCC format. Any other thing they later request for, you give for clarification. State one salary on your reference letter and avoid back & forth. Make your application easy for your VO.
Over to the seniors in the house.

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Family / Re: Some Damaging Words My Wife Said During A Quarrel by Joshmuch: 3:33pm On Jan 11, 2021
Teleprompter:
Maybe you gave her the impression that you need to be pitied.

Those words are very strong. Try to find a balance in your marriage. Do not spoil her if you have been doing so. If she threatens divorce, don't argue with her. She must change her ways or leave.

Many women are manipulative but men enable them
You are blessed. Kindly elaborate on how we enable them, so that we can disable them
Travel / Re: Canada Hype And Travel Rush: Here Are Things You Need To Know by Joshmuch: 9:26am On Jan 11, 2021
Olam09:

You just said the truth OP. The reason why is that if Canada is okay for living most of our celebs here would have relocated there since but they already know what's up. So OP leave the ignoramus idiot let them go and face it.
hmm, because there are special visa for Celebs
Travel / Re: Canada Hype And Travel Rush: Here Are Things You Need To Know by Joshmuch: 9:23am On Jan 11, 2021
Princewill1:
The high successes recorded by dubious politicians, fraudulent pastors and ponzi scheme operators in Nigeria are living proofs that Nigerians can be so gullible. We can easily be deceived. The astronomical hype on Canada is the latest deceit in town. Here are things you need to know before immigrating.

1. The list of richest Nigerians is filled with Nigerians living at home. You're more likely to make it into Forbes if you live in Nigeria. At least that's what the stat shows, whether people making into Forbes in Nigeria are engaging in corrupt practices is a story for another day. The odds of becoming a dollar billionaire favours those at home . No Diaspora Nigerian has ever made it into Forbes billionaire list.

2. There are more money to be made in a developing economy than in a developed economy. That's why as you're rushing out of the country, Lebanese, Indians and Chinese are rushing in. Only few will understand. You're sitting on the biggest market in Africa yet you haven't realize this but the Lebanese and the Indians knew this.

3. If you are the type who don't fancy working for others, it's much more easier to own a business in Nigeria than in Canada/US. Western countries were set up for the 99% populace to work for 1% elites. Their education systems were designed to produce workforce for the rat race. Not to create employers of labour.

4. It's stupidity to resign from a high-paying job in Nigeria in a bid to relocate to Canada/US. Your eyes will get clear up when you start facing the hard realities in Canada. Those who had made this mistake in the past are ashamed to come on social media to talk about it. The ones talking on Twitter are 'freshers' who just arrived.

5. If you want to secure 2nd passport for your kids, you don't necessarily need to immigrate to achieve this. There are other ways, one method is overseas child birth.

6. You're 5x more likely to be shot and rubbed in New York than in Lagos. Poor neighborhoods all over the world has more crime rates. The thing is, when you finally made it in Nigeria,you can move to high brow areas with lesser crime.

7. Nigerians are spending up to 8millions ($21k) and above to immigrate to Canada/US whereas an average canadian or American citizen can't boast of $10k in their bank A/C's. They live pay check to pay check.

8. Some Nigerians claims that they ain't relocating because of the money but because of good infrastructure, good health care system, value for their money etc. That's a lie! 98% of Nigerians who're eager to travel out are relocating because of economic reasons. There are good infrastructure, good health care system and value for money in countries like Kuwait, Russia, Brazil, South Korea, Chile etc but Nigerians ain't trooping there, indicating that their preference for Canada/US is purely based on economic reasons.

9. It's cheaper to live in Nigeria. Canada/US promises higher minimum wage but the system will still take it away from you. It's like giving you with one hand and taking from you with another. $2k (N760k) will pay for your one year rent of 2 bedrooms apartment in a good location in Nigeria but same amount will only fetch you one month rent of a match box apartment in Canada/US.

10. This is not to stop you from traveling out but to inform you on the true realities. Economic immigration should be left for lower or working class who're struggling or to young lads who wants to school abroad and thereafter further their career overseas. Not to deceive Nigerians already earning good in corporate offices in Nigeria to resign and relocate where they will be employed as security guards or to deceive business owners who's businesses are thriving in Nigeria to close down business and relocate. Don't let them deceive you with the hype. Money don't grow on trees anywhere in the world.
Have you been to the US/Canada before?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Tweeted Through POTUS, Twitter Deleted Them Immediately by Joshmuch: 10:59am On Jan 09, 2021
EgunMogaji2:


Sir, President Trump is officially and formally impeached.

He just wasn’t removed. Just like ex President Clinton.
At the House , not at the Senate
Foreign Affairs / Re: I Will Not Attend The Inauguration - Donald Trump by Joshmuch: 5:34pm On Jan 08, 2021
olaboy33:
Americans rejected you

Twitter rejected you

Facebook rejected you

Instagram rejected you

Even Pasteur Righteousness is distancing himself from you.

The world will remember Trump as the disgraced POTUS.
disgraced POTUS, but you , remember as what?
Travel / Re: 10 Reasons Nigerian Immigrants Would Enjoy Canada by Joshmuch: 9:13am On Jan 05, 2021
BUSHHUNTER:
The way you people advertise Canada is so so overrated!! been to Quebec where everyone speaks French it's so fvcked up! language barriers, bad weather, quiet neighborhood... Mississauga, very expensive, unfriendly folks, strict laws etc.. they really need educated and skilled immigrants is that country!



Please quit the hype!!!! USA over Canada anytime any day!
Let's swap!!!
Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program - Connect Here Part 10 by Joshmuch: 8:12am On Jan 05, 2021
awesomeme:
Good morning house and happy new year. Please i want to ask which qualification or exams will i need to write to boost my score aside French. i have a masters already and my score is below 460 still. kindly suggest, thank you
After Bs.C is Professional exam, then Masters then PHD. All in that order
Travel / Re: "Relocating To Canada Is A Huge Achievement" - Nigerians by Joshmuch: 3:27pm On Jan 04, 2021
Eriokanmi:
Come back 15 years later and share your Canada experience with us young man cheesy. But when you come back, hope you'd not hide when you see your friends and mates you left behind Progress grin.

Nigeria is a land of opportunities to only those who have the inner eyes to see one. Nothing can ever make me take such a decision of relocating. If you want to go, bye-bye but you'd spot the difference in later years if you choose to remain there . Why not apply same spirit on developing yourself here? Go there for studies and come back with opportunities. I'd like to cite a few examples below on some of us who came back, against all odds.

1- I've been around the globe, even acquired certificates, up to 4 different ones and some training skills in amazing facilities. I came back with an opportunity which is seriously proferring solutions to our problems in Nigeria. No manager in the leading oil and gas company in Nigeria can match my worth...no be bragging matter. I don hobnob with world leaders, including Barack Obama. I'd have regretted it, had I stayed back.

2-Anyone who goes to one of the old generation banks would see an inverter with battery banks on one side of their banking hall, powering their atms... its as a result of an innovation brought home by my uncle. He left union bank for Atlanta in the 90s, got employed at Walmart as stores officer. One day, as he was going home branched at a newspaper vendor( a mexican) booth to read papers as usual and there he spotted an Inverter company located in Arlington. I'm mentioning it as it is so people could check it out. Its called Trace Engineering, later changed their name to Xantrex. He applied to them to be their rep in Nigeria to solve the epileptic power supply in critical sectors but they refused his application for 3 reasons. One, that the product was new to Africa and 2ndly, that being black, it would be impossible to convince his people on adopting the technology. 3rdly, that they weren't ready to expand beyond the shores of America as at that time. He felt disappointed. 2 months later, they called and told him they had reconsidered his application and invited him for 2 weeks training after which he was asked to come to Nigeria with demos to show to his prospects.

Long story cut short, his friends of Nigerian decent blasted him, they said his village people had come calling. He summoned courage and left America with almost nothing. On getting home, he started from his 1-room apartment he left behind. He went to companies, the CBN and other places in government too. CBN told him they had constant power supply with 3 standby automatic switch generators so, they'd not need his ideas. He told them but its free, they now allowed him to install one at their IT dept. 6 months later they had issues with their generators as there were a major power outage from national grid so they over fired the generators. They all packed up within same time. They had to order parts from abroad but then they needed to keep their IT dept running to prevent loss of files. The moment the 3rd gen stopped , all the directors were panicking, rushed to the IT room only to find out that the staff were working as normal with lights on. The called my uncle over, thanked him for saving them a major disaster and gave him a contract to install the inverter on all the CBN branches nationwide. Shortly after that, the atm revolution came and CBN recommended this man to all banks starting from the old generation banks...this man won a global distributor of the year 4 times and was invited with family to the USA for an award each time. His colleagues back then can't even near him in anything. Rather he gives them money on each visit. If you want to go...go and school or you spend a little time and while you're there, study the environment, study our challenges back home and you'd not regret leaving for home ultimately.

A friend is talking with sanwoolu on ocean transport from ikorodu to lagos Island now and discussion is at advanced stage . He's worked with a similar company abroad for some years now and now he wants to tap into the opportunity and the company is ready to fund this project 100%. When you see his private jets or copter hovering ahead of you tomorrow you see him on forbes list, don't say money why...while working in the biting cold over there.

Kenny and D1 would have stayed put and remained stagnated. See the duos balling today. Their contribution to the entertainment industry is invaluable. These are the people we know. There are several other successful guys out there who took a similar decision.

My 50cents had been given...
may u remain here as u wish
Family / Re: Moyo Thomas Changes Her Name To Mo David (Photos) by Joshmuch: 7:45pm On Jan 03, 2021
Edusouls:
Women are cursed species by God at Eden for their disobedience immediately after creation, I laugh at mere man that think he could change or deal with their obstinate nature☠️☠️☠️
You know your Bible. Some people do assume God created them like that. I said how can a Good God created a harmful species for man. The behaviours of women is as a result of the curse placed on them at Eden.

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Education / Re: IELTS: Share Your Experience, Ask Your Questions, Tell Us Your Score If You Can. by Joshmuch: 8:48pm On Jan 01, 2021
Can reading be remarked guys please?
Celebrities / Re: Rotimi Proposes To His Girlfriend, Vanessa Mdee (Video) by Joshmuch: 8:01pm On Dec 31, 2020
Mekudi:
She will soon be starving him of sex and the guy's eye go clear.


You'll understand my point when you get married.
Eh ya, is that your experience in your marriage? Sorry o

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Celebrities / Re: Rotimi Proposes To His Girlfriend, Vanessa Mdee (Video) by Joshmuch: 2:02pm On Dec 31, 2020
Mekudi:
She will soon be starving him of sex and the guy's eye go clear
If she was starving him, would he have proposed?
Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program - Connect Here Part 10 by Joshmuch: 6:14pm On Dec 24, 2020
Wishlist:
Hello. Can I please be added to the french telegram group. I hope to write the TEF exam next year.

Search for TEF group on Telegram

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Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program - Connect Here Part 10 by Joshmuch: 6:13pm On Dec 24, 2020
SpicyMimi:
Please the total amount for WES, is it $230?
Because I chose standard shipping of $10, it’s the shipping okay? Or the UPS of $85?
UPS takes like 5 days to get the hardcopy abd can be tracked, the other takes longer and can't
Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program - Connect Here Part 10 by Joshmuch: 5:52pm On Dec 24, 2020
pandora1:
Good day folks.

Compliments of the season.

Please is they a WhatsApp group for those writing french exams next year?

Please I'll like to be added.

Many thanks.
Not really known. But there is a thread on nairaland, TEF group and also a Telegram group
Travel / Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by Joshmuch: 3:37pm On Dec 24, 2020
Loverquin:
Hi all, please I just got my TEF result as follows:
Speaking- 214
Writing- 344
Listening - 319
Reading - 300

How many points can this add to my profile?

I am trying to update my profile with my TEF result but they are asking for LANGUAGE PIN and LANGUAGE TEST RESULT FORM OR CERTIFICATE NUMBER

Please where can I locate this in my result?

Your response will be highly appreciated. Thanks
Du courage! However, guys let me share one of the tips I was given in my French school: Spread your efforts. C2 parallel, C1 parallel are all good & noble if you can.A B2 parallel is superior to C1/C2s with one B1 or low B2 which will spoil the result.
So guys, let's learn to spread our efforts to cover all the modules. You did brilliantly but you have only 15 pts. Just refresh, refire and try again. All the best !!!!!
Family / Re: How I Met My Wife: Love Is Real by Joshmuch: 10:25pm On Dec 20, 2020
Lovethaa:
Love is a beautiful thing, I still remember the first time I fell in love, I was 28 years old. I have been dating but have not really experienced Love ..

It was a Tuesday and I saw that babe walking by with her friend. My eyes were locked onto her and my senses flown away.

I was admiring God's beauty in a human. Like a man under a spell I immediately left what I was doing and started pursuing this babe like a lion after a prey..

I don't know where the courage came from but I walked up to them and started vibing with both friends without letting them know who I was into.

She got near her house and told me to go back, so I collected the numbers of both of them. Deleted the friends own immediately and saved my crush. Her name was Bukola.

Then my mumu started .. First I bought mtn card 400 to load so I can call her .. at first she gave me tough time , I'll call in the morning she won't pick , call on the afternoon same thing. Then in the night she would pick and then tell me "sorry I did not see your calls "..

Infact when I knew I was in love was the day she flashed me by mistake, I was hungry as hell that day, and me and my friend was already drawing map on how we are going to spend the last 200naira with me.. i'mmediately I saw that call. Hunger flew away . And because I don't have credit to call her back I quickly used the last 200 to buy card so I can talk to her ...
Only for her to pick and tell me "Pls I'm very sorry you're not who I wanted to call "..
I was disappointed but still want to talk to her then she told me "I'm busy right now , maybe later "...

Omo I received insult from my friend tire that day.. infact that momth was hell .. my friend was so angry with me that he called me woman wrapper..

But still yet I love her the same .
One day I texted her that it's mu birthday and that even if she won't call she should at least text me happy birthday..

After about 2 hours she called me for the first time , wished me happy birthday and ask if I'm celebrating it . I told her m not celebrating but I would be happy if she would follow me to a fancy restaurant..

She agreed..

And it started from there. From tastee fried chicken I took her to ShopRite and we did small shopping..

After that day she started picking my calls and I never stopped showing her how much I love her .. I make sure I always send her Good morning and good night text .. I also make sure every time I buy airtime I buy her own too..

But with everything she told me she's not interested in a relationship..

One day I stopped.. no more calls no more text .. o forced myself to stop talking to her .
After about a week I woke up to a text from her that says "I miss seeing your text messages and missed calls "...

I was happy so I called her back and like a miracle she came to my house that day and we kissed .. the whole skyrocketed from there .. after a while she allowed me into her paradise and I realized she's tear rubber .. long story short we are married now with 2 beautiful kids ...

MODIFIED

Marriage with her was heavenly.. I remember I was working at GTBank when we got married, while she works with a private firm...there was no kids involved yet
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We were so close that you would mistake us for siblings,,we do have our fight sometimes but anytime it happens. She knows my mumu button And I know hers too.

We eat and bath together... There was this time I traveled for a week.. Before I came back she fell sick cos she's not used to staying without me .
Life is so easy with her .My car is her car .most times I go to work with Uber while she drives ..
When I'm broke we eat what we have no pressure...
..

Pls dear youth Love still exists
congrats. You are favoured
Travel / Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by Joshmuch: 11:37pm On Dec 01, 2020
Wishlist:
Hello, can I send you a PM? I want to ask about lectures at Tobidam

Go ahead.
Travel / Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by Joshmuch: 4:42pm On Nov 30, 2020
We were shown this in class today, I say let me be the first to break the news here!!!

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Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Celebrates His Grammy Nomination With His Mother And Team by Joshmuch: 5:17pm On Nov 25, 2020
Preshy01:
Burna Boy all the way
Shout out to Wizkid too
you be girl, you kon dey shade. Best video for Beyonce and directors, not features. Until WizKid song alone get nominated. He still dey awaiting list. As per Grammy, na turn by turn. Na so he be with BET. But once Davido gets nominated, be sure he is coming home with it
Travel / Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by Joshmuch: 5:19am On Nov 15, 2020
Faith21:
Hi guys

So ,I am planning to start learning french in January.For starters ,I will join AF classes and see how it goes. I have zero knowledge in french.Reading through the thread ,I downloaded some apps already .I started today with Duolingo.

I am 26yrs. I will be starting my WES evaluation soonest .I have two or more degrees . The last time I checked my score using CRS tool , I had 464.(IELTS =7.5)

I honestly want to leave naija Jan./Feb. 2022

So ,a part of me is thinking, I should not bother to learn French considering the kind of money and energy I will be putting in or minimum CRS score might reduce

Another part of me ,wants to put in all work and make sure I leave Nigeria lastest Jan./Feb. 2022 (God willing) and besides ,the CRS score might keep going up with different regulations and guidelines Also ,I am not fan of writing IELTS many times (cos , what if one never gets the desired results . English is tricky)


Putting all my conditions and criteria in mind , will you advise me to go and learn French?

Guys ,I need advice from you .I am a single lady.
No short cut to Mapleland young lady. You have age advantage, max out your IELTS and simulate again if you will be in a favorable CRS score. Secondly, get ready to learn French, if you are a fast learner and your number of hours/week in class time is high like 15hrs+ apart from your personal efforts hours, you may need 7 months( +TEF prep). If not then consider more months. French is not a walk in the park either. Both IELTS & TEF are mad. You got to be madder & strategic to pass them. But, babe YOU CAN DO IT. Start with either of the said options and let's see what happens. Cheers.

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Travel / Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by Joshmuch: 1:37pm On Nov 13, 2020
conscienceman4:
Please house,
Any whatsapp group for TEF candidates?
Yes, but the one I know is kinda redundant, there may be others. There is also a Telegram own though.

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Travel / Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by Joshmuch: 6:37pm On Nov 01, 2020
floboyza:
Please can anyone recommend an online french tutor that is tried and tested. I will really appreciate. Thanks!
for experienced, tried & tested online French & TEF tutor, go to Tobidam.

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