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Politics / Re: I Didn't Collect ₦‎20m From Peter Obi, My Life Under Threat ― Taraba LP Chair by Joshmuch: 7:07am On Dec 11, 2022
fuckJones:
Some of these churches that allow Peter Obi campaign on their altars also preach against alcohol. Do they know that Obi is the number one beer merchant in Nigeria? How do they reconcile this with their promotion of his campaign? May church never become beer parlour!
Because he went there to talk about beer? Or has he ever been introduced as the number one beer merchant in Nigeria otherwise as presidential candidate? And this your beer merchant gibberish anu proof to that? Try to dey reason na
Religion / Re: Nathaniel Bassey, Dunsin Oyekan, Mercy Chinwo, Peter Obi At Unusual Praise 2022 by Joshmuch: 10:38am On Dec 10, 2022
TheNiceGuy:
Supreme monkey is now attending every Church program thinking he would win Presidency through that.

Those who did that in the past failed. Supreme monkey is stamped to fail already
The monkey that will rule you next year
Politics / Re: Amokachi, Peter Rufai, Ikpeba, Aghahowa, Adepoju, Babayaro For Tinubu Campaign by Joshmuch: 6:16pm On Dec 09, 2022
oyebanji44:
Imagine all coming to campaign for tinubu..


It is obvious that,

80% of Nigerians are supporting the man who knows the heart of the game.. the jagaban himself


5% for zombidients. grin grin
Yes, you mean 80% of people looking for stomach infrastructure
Politics / Re: Ebonyi South: Supreme Court Affirms Dave Umahi As APC Senatorial Candidate by Joshmuch: 3:23pm On Dec 09, 2022
seunmsg:
This is a good news for APC. With Umahi on the ballot, Tinubu will do better in Ebonyi than in any other south east state. It’s even more interesting because the opposition PDP is in disarray in the state and LP has no candidate in most of the National Assembly seats. I’m projecting 35% of total vote cast for Tinubu in Ebonyi.
Hmm, that is if people don't know who they will vote for

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Politics / Re: Deji Adeyanju To Peter Obi: You Have Never Attended Shiloh Before In Your Life by Joshmuch: 12:42pm On Dec 09, 2022
LegendHero:


Lol. You see Muslim-Muslim, I see Yoruba-Kanuri.

In the future, when we have a strong Northern Christian candidate as president, we will still have a Christian-Christian ticket.

Obi supporters are not bold enough to come out openly to say Peter Obi is banking on Christian because he think he can only get vote by being openly religious bigot.

Nothing bad in admitting Obi is a religious bigot. If that can guarantee him win, then why you holding back from saying it?
And Atiku is not abi
Politics / Re: Seyi Tinubu Leads APC Delegation To Kogi State In Support Of Flood Victims by Joshmuch: 8:15pm On Dec 08, 2022
oyebanji44:
Seyi is someone every father wish to have as a son..

Amongst all the politicians in Nigeria who has ever allowed his son to participate fully in politics as seyi is doing now....

Ofcourse, none of them..Let us wish him best of luck...
Rubbish, El rufai son nko? Moreover, other sons have their personal businesses and lives
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Recognized At The Shiloh 2022 In Canaanland (Video, Pics) by Joshmuch: 8:06pm On Dec 08, 2022
Resurrection212:
Sadly those people don't have voters card abeg you people should shift jagaban is coming. Obi should be going house to house that third position is sure for him nobody is dragging it with him.

And for the reference peter can't win my state imo.
Abi as the chief Registra of INEC

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Romance / Re: Men Rethink This by Joshmuch: 4:15pm On Dec 08, 2022
Divoc19:
Mind you, not every lady wants equal rights and not every guy is a alpha male

You're right though. What kind of lady are you? Equal right or no equal rights?
Romance / Re: Men Rethink This by Joshmuch: 4:10pm On Dec 08, 2022
Divoc19:
It's not being superficial, it's nature.
Just as it's hard for a woman to walk up to the man she likes that's how a man should assume a fatherly role in a woman's life.

There are exemptions though as some girls are born to have it all then this rule doesn't apply because her father has done it all .

Being a man is being able to provide material needs for yaself and ya babe.

Being a man is not maturity for ejaculation



I like the bolded part though

But if you don't hear my needs how will you know where to assist
Divoc19, stop saying nature cos nature is tired of you . Nature said the order should be women submit, man dominate. Women nurture, respect and be loyal, men provide, protect and love. But you people don't want to nurture (support), respect or be loyal, but you want to be taken care of, you even want equal rights, how more confused can you be?
Politics / Re: Polls: INEC Knocks Tinubu Over Comment On E-Transmission by Joshmuch: 9:30am On Dec 08, 2022
CoronaVirusRelo:
His Excellence, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu need not worry!

His campaign team already has BVAS and electronic transmission in the bag!


Even if the whole Nigeria votes for Atiku and Obi, Asiwaju will still win!

Know these facts on this day December 12, 2022, and know peace.

Somethings are constant in life!
These urchins will not fail to surprise me. Gaffes everywhere, your principal dey gbagaun, U self ordinary today's date, u still gbagaun, on February 25, Your principal will still gbagaun.

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Sports / Re: Eden Hazard Quits International Football At 31 (photos) by Joshmuch: 3:09pm On Dec 07, 2022
Slawomirr:
Damnnn niggar
Belgium na disgrace sha for this world cup



Yeah exactly same way Portugal's future is bright without Penaldo
But Penaldo don't want to admit

Ya all saw what happened last night when Penaldo was benched

Afishe loroyin. If indeed Ronaldo is not the greatest, why talk about him all the time, talk about others na
Romance / Re: What I Did To An Ungrateful And Unappreciative Girlfriend by Joshmuch: 9:55am On Dec 07, 2022
U did well but Firstly, remember, not all girls are expressive with appreciation. Thanks could be rendered as a hug, kisses, more attention and sex, cooking for you, helping you, watch out for these signs.It doesn't ALWAYS have to be in words. If u woo a girl, she kissed you, and she allowed you bang her, will you still be expecting a YES from her or not?
Secondly, Truly, many girls are entitled, but 2 weeks is too short na. It takes some lil effort to get a girlfriend in the first place, but u just throw it away in 2 weeks. Naija girls come with a lotta baggage o. Just manage them, tolerate what u can tolerate and avoid what u can't. Finally, don't take Redpill & being simpless taught on Nairaland too serious otherwise, you will always be lonely and that for a long time.

Peace

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Sports / Re: Portugal Vs Switzerland: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022 (6 - 1) On 6th December 2022 by Joshmuch: 9:30pm On Dec 06, 2022
VeryWickedGoat:
Pendu is finished!!

G. Ramos don teach am ball today.
Wetin Ronaldo do you? Can you ever be great?

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Politics / Re: Oseni: "If I Am To Start With Him, Reno Will Not Exist" - Reno Shares New Audio by Joshmuch: 2:58pm On Dec 05, 2022
seunmsg:
Based on Reno’s antecedent, I knew the initial leak wasn’t the full clip in his possession. He was only waiting for Rufai to react before releasing the complete version.

Hopefully, Reno will put up a petition to DSS and Police against Rufai for the threat to his life. The security agencies must act swiftly and be proactive in this case before something bad happens.
to someone on Exile?
Business / Re: I Cant Believe I Am Surviving With POS by Joshmuch: 11:17am On Dec 05, 2022
illicit:
No toast any girl o
confirm

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Politics / Re: AriseTV Town Hall: Fact Checks On Peter Obi's Claims Published by Joshmuch: 7:16am On Dec 05, 2022
Thortp:
You mean a former Bank CEO?
Haba, he will be very sound with statistics
Not all bank CEO are smart,if it's a lie, check your bank CEO
Romance / Re: What Exactly Do Nigerian Men Bring To The Table Apart From Money? by Joshmuch: 9:29pm On Dec 02, 2022
dick, money, physical security & protection, attention, guidance & direction

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Romance / Re: My Experience With A Fake Alpha Male. by Joshmuch: 9:27pm On Dec 02, 2022
he is an alpha, but online one

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Sports / Re: Cameroun Vs Brazil FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022: (1 - 0) On 2nd Dec 2022 by Joshmuch: 9:00pm On Dec 02, 2022
Suspect33:
If pendu escapes Switzerland, he'll face Spain grin, if pendu escapes Spain (which is impossible), he'll face either France or England in the semis, I feel bad for pendu cheesy
What concerns Ronaldo with this game, you disagree he is the GOAT yet can't stop talking about him
Sports / Re: Ghana Vs Uruguay: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022 (0 - 2) On 2nd December 2022 by Joshmuch: 4:53pm On Dec 02, 2022
Arastcata just scattered Ghana with goals

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Sports / Re: Tunisia Vs France: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022. (1 - 1) On 30th Nov 2022 by Joshmuch: 5:13pm On Nov 30, 2022
JoshTim:
Penaldo fans no dey watch this one. Na Messi match dem dey wait make them wish them bad luck. Argentina is winning. If you doubt it, place your 2 balls on it.
Ronaldo must be the GOAT because it seems you guys can't do without mentioning him. He is the SI unit of football. If not what concerns Ronaldo with this match?
Politics / Re: Osun Assembly Replies Demola Adeleke On The Change Of The State's Name by Joshmuch: 3:29am On Nov 29, 2022
IamNat:
This life can be very funny, imagine, Aregbesola did not support Oyetola because he claims the governor is trying to eradicate his legacies.

Unfortunately, the man he supported from the opposition was glad to openly completely destroy what's left of Aregbesola's legacy -the name and slogan of Osun state abi na state of Osun, all within 24hrs of assuming office.

#LearnToPickYourFight
And how did he from APC openly support a PDP man? When and how? Mr Know-it-all
Politics / Re: Governor Ademola Adeleke Makes First Appointments (Photos) by Joshmuch: 11:28am On Nov 28, 2022
FreeStuffsNG:
Hmm. All the 4 appointments by Senator Nurudeen Adeleke are muslim faithfuls yet there is no uproar.

Why? Religion really does not take the front burner in SW politics and he may be playing politics.
check my signature for free stuffs!
You are right, so far you are not canvasing for Tinubu because that's national

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Romance / Re: Increasing Lamentations Of Guys by Joshmuch: 8:18am On Nov 28, 2022
BloomingDale:


It's global, especially in the western world. Black women are tired of you all. You guys can't build any decent society no matter where you reside. No wonder the white man always flogging and killing you fools when you attempt to sneak into their countries. You all need to go.
Unfortunately all women don't reason abysmally like you do, if not I would have said, you and your goons travel to Antarctica so that you can build a new society there devoid of men. Kindly consider that because this inhabitable world is developed by MEN.
Romance / Re: Increasing Lamentations Of Guys by Joshmuch: 7:07am On Nov 28, 2022
BloomingDale:


Please do. We are tired of the rapes, ritual killings, murders etc. I'm so happy. You guys should find ways to please accelerate the process.
with your retarded and bemused mentality, "ritual killing". You think everyone is Nigerian. I am talkin' global, you talkin' local.
Romance / Re: Increasing Lamentations Of Guys by Joshmuch: 10:36pm On Nov 27, 2022
BloomingDale:


Seed of a sperm? The egg is the seed. Most of the DNA is inherited from the mother. Do you know you can pass an electric current through the egg to start the cell division, no need for a sperm or via parthenoGENESIS.
Continue with your false biogenesis. Very soon, men will force themselves to reduce their desire for women. And it's happening already. Then your eyes will open

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Romance / Re: Increasing Lamentations Of Guys by Joshmuch: 10:32pm On Nov 27, 2022
Westernlove:


Most men are Weak & Stupid, Most especially this generation. Forget the Masculinity, Physical look & Muscle of some Men. A simple touch or even a Voice of an endowed lady, They are off their Feet. I look at grown Up men shivering & loosing balance and focus at the appearance of a female "Females are the Real Powerful Entities" Whether you like It or not, It's the Bitter Truth. Have you heard of the true first creation Lilith? She was hidden from history, Only few knew about her. Men are extremely weak In the mind. A strong man Is a man who Is hardened In Mind.
Power and women don't mix. Power always reside with men, ONLY relinquished power belongs to women!

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Politics / Re: Oyetola: I Leave Behind ₦‎14 Billion Cash, Paid ₦‎97b Debt Without Borrowing by Joshmuch: 4:33pm On Nov 27, 2022
ALTERNATEID:


Oyetola is the best governor in recent years in Nigeria looking at the way he managed the extremely poor finances of Osun state. Aregbesola accumulated so much debt and still couldn’t pay workers salaries. Oyetola did not borrow a dime, paid back some of the Aregbe debt, paid workers as at when due, did some capital projects and still left money behind for the incoming administration.

Sadly, any governor that is prudent with state resources is not always popular with the people. We prefer the governor that accumulates huge debt and share everything to political cronies and state elites. In the next four years, we shall be here God willing to do a postmortem of the Ade Dancer administration.

Hopefully, President Bola Tinubu will take this guy to Abuja as Finance minister next year. He’s an excellent financial manager. We need folks like him to manage the finances of this country in this period. Posterity will be very kind to him.
You mean president of Iragbiji Republic?
Romance / Re: How Can I Increase A Man's Interest Toward Me by Joshmuch: 9:39am On Nov 25, 2022
dazzlingd:


I met this babe at an event, babe is cute and all. The vibes was good and we exchanged contact. I got home and chatted her telling her it was nice meeting her, she didn’t respond. I called her the next day, she didn’t pick up. I noticed she read message, she saw my missed call and she didn’t respond to me. Wtf, does she expect me to keep calling her like 10 times and sending random messages before she responds. I did the needful by deleting her call log and the chat and deleted her number so I’d have no reason to ever make the mistake of chatting her.

Fast forward to one month later, we met again in another event, I didn’t even recognize her like that again because ladies change a lot with different hairstyles and make up. I was with this group of friends and I noticed she kept looking at my direction, later she came close to where I was and was chatting with someone close to me, then I knew she was the same lady, I greeted her and asked if she was Victoria (fake name) she said yes and she saw my message about a month ago. It was cool and told her I lost her contact. We exchanged contact again and after getting home, I thought she would have had sense. I messaged her again and called, she ignored. Then I deleted her number again. After 2 weeks, she chatted me that she wanted to check up, I didn’t even have her number anymore so it took me time to figure out she was the one. I saved the number a 3rd time and thought she had finally had sense. Then I responded to her chat, she ignored, called her again, she ignored again even when she was obviously online. This time I deleted her number for the 3rd time and blocked her number to ensure she will never reach me again. I don’t have time for a hide and seek game like a psycho
LOL. Stop chatting girls, you guys won't hear. If you can't be flirty with your chats, they won't reply. Questions all the time are boring to them. Calls and chats are to set dates not for getting to know her. U know her in person

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Romance / Re: In A Relationship With A Single Mom; Please Advise by Joshmuch: 10:37am On Nov 24, 2022
WilliamsTheGrea:


Bro your words hit me, do you really think so? Although I'm a very fine guy no doubt most girls would fall for me the way she acts I kinda feel she loves me but the child is the only problem and she doesn't even have any friends she is mostly with me all the time..
Listen to Ubunja.If you are really a fine boy, you should have a problem getting over her or find a substitute ever since you found out she kept a secret for 7 months about het child. Go find your own woman
Romance / Re: Men Now After If A Lady Earns Money by Joshmuch: 11:08pm On Nov 23, 2022
Ammmy:
It's not easy being a single lady without a job now o. The economic situation of this country is now that bad.

When a man meets a woman in Nigeria now, he starts asking her where she works, what she does for a living, especially those hungry guys looking for a woman to compliment their finances.

If u say u don't have a job, they stop talking to you, forgetting that someone who has no job may be financially okay.

When has it become a must for a woman to have something doing? Men are meant to take care of women and spend for them and not the other way round.

In those days, nobody cares if a woman earns money or not.
Equality , and men are taking feminism of women serious too. Women are now clamouring and even sharing same opportunities with men in the West, so why won't men choose women with financial independence. Days of liability is long gone

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