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Travel / Re: Where Can I Legally Relocate To In 6 Months Time? by Joshmuch: 6:25pm On Jul 20, 2023
Ayinke93:
Giving yourself the very tight 6 months timeline is a very big recipe for failure in this japa journey. Taking the time even if it's 3 years to do it properly and not run into another world of struggle because of desperation is a better strategy in my opinion. Take your time to research, consider learning French and exploring Canadian express entry. That process alone might take up to 18 months. also, consider learning in demand skills in your country of choice, trust me japa is only sweet when you are not working ridiculous hours doing menial jobs. The rewards of taking these steps far outweighs that you'll get if you desperately escape in 6 months.
very importanter. Also please have a skill and a REAL work experience before coming to avoid depression
Politics / Re: FG Receives Canada’s $9.2m COVID-19 Grant by Joshmuch: 4:48pm On Jul 20, 2023
Bitterhelineus:
Allah ooooo

Bola don see cash to sniff cocaine
plus colos and N2O
Travel / Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by Joshmuch: 4:43pm On Jul 20, 2023
Enculer2:
My personal advice to those thinking TCF or TEF, please go for TEF.

The questions are repeated for TEF unless they have changed things since I wrote in 2019.

This helped me make C2 in both comprehesion orale and ecrite. It also helped me smash my French Nat exam. Some questions from TEF Canada were repeated in the TEF Frech Nat exam.

I coached my wife for the French Nat Exam in 1 week and she made B2 in comp ecrite. He French was not good. Past questions helped.

You can also crack the expression ecrite. The expression orale is as the discretion of the examiner. If you have a "tête de bite" as an examiner, they will screw you.

In all go for TEF Canada. If you are a serious student, you will smash. If I could teach my wife to smash in 1 week imagine if you have been studying for months.

All the best.

One piece of advice, stop saying "bon courage". It is a negative word but people do not realise cause they follow others like sheep. You can say "bon chance", or better still, wish the person success. "Bon courage" sounds like the person is going to hell and you are telling him/her to hold forth whilst there, like saying "stay strong in hell". Wish them success rather.

This is correct in my opinion as I took TEF too. One can easily game TEF especially the CO and CE eventhough they keep on releasing new ones from time to time. EO and EE have a pattern and structure, once you master it, Allez Allez. TCF seems easier on the outside, till you get inside but might be easy, never tried can't say.
Travel / Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by Joshmuch: 4:25pm On Jul 20, 2023
Profgordons:
3months for a beginner’s point of view?
No oooo. You need at least B1 in all the modules to give it a try. However, Anyone that wants to have a straight line result and not zigzag result should master French to B2 upper in all the test levels before trying
Politics / Re: Bandits Flee As Over 100 Soldiers Storm kaduna Forest by Joshmuch: 2:06pm On Jul 20, 2023
Bitterhelineus:
No be only Storm na tonardo.

Mad media
story na tempest na. no video, no pictures ? Hian
Politics / Re: Kwankwaso And Saraki Wish Peter Obi Happy Birthday by Joshmuch: 2:05pm On Jul 20, 2023
IconicR:
Obi is just forcing himself on people . There's something very fishy about him , I can see through himl.
hmm, I forgot that you are his neighbour
Politics / Re: I had no Conversation With Tinubu, DSS DG on tribunal cases - CJN Ariwoola by Joshmuch: 5:39pm On Jul 19, 2023
These guys are taking Nigerians for granted.
Politics / Re: I had no Conversation With Tinubu, DSS DG on tribunal cases - CJN Ariwoola by Joshmuch: 5:39pm On Jul 19, 2023
loosecanon50:
Wether the CJN conversed with Tinubu or not doesn't matter at this point anymore. Just give a false final judgment and watch Nigeria implode.

Nigeria is already sitting on a keg of gun powder..all that is left is for someone to light a match stick. The beast you wicked souls created will soon consume you all.
na so
Politics / Re: Obi Inspires Me, Distinguished Leader – Atiku Celebrates Obi On 62nd Birthday by Joshmuch: 4:40pm On Jul 19, 2023
Joshmuch:
he will be removed from the rerun self
Judiciary will finish him
Politics / Re: Obi Inspires Me, Distinguished Leader – Atiku Celebrates Obi On 62nd Birthday by Joshmuch: 4:35pm On Jul 19, 2023
taylor89:
My first option has always been Obi

Seconded by Atiku

Tinubu was never an option
he will be removed from the rerun self
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Celebrates Peter Obi On His 62nd Birthday (Throwback Photo) by Joshmuch: 10:06am On Jul 19, 2023
Acekidc4:
You know one thing is sure about this Peter Obi, he is a good Opposition, he is playing the opposition role well but in reality he should forget about becoming President here in Nigeria. Surely he will be a good President of Biafra Republic but not Nigeria. You started well and ended bad






PATRON
Politics / Re: Tinubu Should Drive MTN, DSTV & Shoprite Out Of Nigeria - Reno Omokri by Joshmuch: 1:03am On Jul 19, 2023
Nvestor02:
On point though, but even if Tinubu doesn't do it this way, he would do it in a way that Nigeria will rejoice.

My believe in the man is high and he knows he won't disappoint.
suffering no dey tire you. What has he done that made you believe him?
Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Trains For The 1st Time With His Inter Miami Teammates by Joshmuch: 6:02pm On Jul 18, 2023
PontiusPirate:
Weldon assistant GOAT.

You're doing well
person wey for shine for Barcelona

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Sports / Re: Chelsea Are Considering Entering The Race For Harry Maguire by Joshmuch: 1:33am On Jul 18, 2023
Entering race for escobar, how is that possible? Never
Politics / Re: Gbadebo Rhodes-vivour: Pray For The Nigerian Judiciary In The Next 2-3 Weeks by Joshmuch: 9:50pm On Jul 16, 2023
The will of the people will prevail
Music/Radio / Re: Is Masturbation Responsible For Lack Of Progress In My Music Career (pics) by Joshmuch: 1:27pm On Jul 16, 2023
Then stop it
Politics / Re: Former President Buhari’s Son, Yusuf Buhari Spotted In London by Joshmuch: 1:10pm On Jul 16, 2023
He is no longer relevant
Romance / Re: Your Partner Confessed To Cheating... by Joshmuch: 1:09pm On Jul 16, 2023
Forget and forget her
Celebrities / Re: Davido Performs At Qatar 2022 FIFA World Cup Closing Ceremony by Joshmuch: 4:38pm On Dec 18, 2022
ideylaff:


Dbanj did in South Africa World Cup even with a song that’s his not a collaboration track.

It’s a good one for Davido that’s all and there is really no need to say playing at WC final makes him Africas biggest artist.

That’s how I see it
Nation's Cup not world Cup

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Attends Maulud Nabiyy Celebration In Minna (Video, Pictures) by Joshmuch: 8:22am On Dec 18, 2022
seunmsg:
This is more than massive. With the way things are going, Tinubu may get more votes in Niger than some south west states. The acceptance is just too much.

Where are those Obi supporters that always say Peter Obi will win NC? Are they seeing how things are taking shape? Btw, when is Peter Obi going to campaign in Minna? He should do quick and go there, I want to check something.
Money has power, but money will fail in February 25 , 2023
Politics / Re: Peter Obi & Jonathan At Pastor Paul Enenche's Daughter's Wedding (Photos) by Joshmuch: 3:41pm On Dec 17, 2022
CoronaVirusRelo:
Peter just wasting aviation fuel and aiding global warming.

He should be conserving energy if he so much cares about Earth.
Is it your money?
TV/Movies / Re: Ebuka Reacts As Nigerians Kick Against Airing BB Titans During 2022 Election by Joshmuch: 10:31pm On Dec 16, 2022
no need for stress. How many youths watch the just concluded one? Let alone now mixed with SA, it's longer BB Naija but BB Naija South Africa , so ge no go sweet
Education / Re: Gov. Adeleke Reverses Osun State Polytechnic Tuition Fees. by Joshmuch: 10:26pm On Dec 16, 2022
MT:
This guy keeps reversing himself. He has reversed minimum of 3 policies since he got to power. Cant he think deeply before making a decision? Who are his political advisers?
He will reverse you too as his fourth policy
Romance / Re: How I ended a scam relationship by Joshmuch: 2:28pm On Dec 16, 2022
'Alfa mails', please don't make these whole Redpill, not being a simp make us keep loosing girls oo. Girls will always be in need including those who are working. So if u are lashing her, consolation 1, if she is loyal, respectful, , consolation 2, if she is supportive, like helping to wash clothes, cook etc, consolation 3. At least get one of the consolations and stop complaining.

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Romance / Re: How I ended a scam relationship by Joshmuch: 2:23pm On Dec 16, 2022
Jashub:
Hope say you ynash her if not na 2-0 you do undecided
I doubt he yanshed her, if he did, at least he would have endured and not be yarning dust because of bread, egg etc

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Politics / Re: Obidents Display PVC Cards (Photos) by Joshmuch: 4:49pm On Dec 15, 2022
Corrinthians:
This is why they're called the noisy minority.

I, for example, have no time for such display, neither do my friends, family, and associates supporting Jagaban.

These guys indeed think the social media is the ONLY route to electoral victory. grin grin

Can't wait to see the Biafra or death campaigns begin again.
as if you have one.

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Politics / Re: Australian Students Urge Nigerians To Vote For Peter Obi (Pics) by Joshmuch: 10:41pm On Dec 14, 2022
CoronaVirusRelo:
Some should tell them the truth that, they are advocating for a political minion who stands No chance!

That even if elections were conducted 10X, he won’t still emerge has winner.

One can also use Davido, which I believe they know, as a typical example. Davido is more popular, and has better chances of becoming Nigeria’s president, than the minion that they holding his banner!

Ignorance at its peak!
People avoid this guy, as people avoided his name since 2019-till date
Sports / Re: France Vs Morocco: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022. (2 - 0) On 14th December 2022 by Joshmuch: 10:29pm On Dec 14, 2022
AlmightyMod:


When did mbappe has 4 assist, the lie small small na....
Na u no fit read
Religion / Re: Pope Francis Issues Dire Warning To Humanity ( Pics) by Joshmuch: 9:30am On Dec 14, 2022
Antimarraige:
Time is infinite, nothing like the end of the world. Death is the end of one's world. People will continue to live and survive trillions of years to come.

There's a reason why we are all organic matter, and we shall all be nutrients for the Earth's crust at one point in time.
Partly true, Cosmos was designed to live forever in its original blueprint, until imperfection set in. Earth was made for man, and man was perfect in his image of God until iniquity was found in him. If man the crown of the universe won't live forever, there's no reason the Earth or universe will stay forever. There is a Judge of the Earth who rules in the heavenlies, at his own appointed time will recall cosmos. Earth, man couldn't have come into being without a purpose. But when the purpose is not met , the purpose giver had to change plans. The Earth will be destroyed by fire, i.e. By collapse, crunch, when the power holding it in place (Law of Order) is repealed by its Maker.
Celebrities / Re: Old Videos Of Paul Okoye's New Girlfriend, Ifeoma Surface Online by Joshmuch: 4:30pm On Dec 13, 2022
adonainana:


Fam they crazy gan no be small

The ones I fear most is the ones that all of a sudden like you and can do anything with you because of money like sometimes I just wonder how much is 50k per night that you will even do anything be ause of it

Sometimes isn't it better to be just poor and know you are poor than to let anyone be doing nonsense with ur body
The body is worthless to them na. And it will take some of them 1 or 2 months of real hard work to earn it
Celebrities / Re: Old Videos Of Paul Okoye's New Girlfriend, Ifeoma Surface Online by Joshmuch: 4:29pm On Dec 13, 2022
simplepee:
Hehehehehe. Suck him baby, these idiotic fool at forty men running after small girls think the babe love them with their wrinkled face grin grin.

Las las, baby girl life is the sweetest. Continue pounding akpu and doing laundry for that “e go better man”. You go old pass your age and dem go replace you sharp sharp.
Is that why you are still single?
Celebrities / Re: Dj Cuppy Reacts To Rumors About Her Fiance With A UK Influencer, Calls Him Hubby by Joshmuch: 7:32am On Dec 12, 2022
soberdrunk:
3 Major groups of people you cannot advise


1) Religious people

2) Women in love

3) Nairaland supporters of Politicians

angry angry
4. FC

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