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Romance / Re: How Bad Is Cherubim And Seraphim Church by Joshrob(m): 12:45am On Apr 04, 2019
The issue is this.. Yoruba's naturally are fetish, even education, Christianity or Islam can't take that away from them, and being an alfa or attending white garment church make it even worse.. Although some are not doing it to harm people, just for protection and good will.
It's took me some time before having yoruba female friends, I do keep guys bcus the guys are somehow different but the female one's carry am for head.
But I will warn you be careful..
She might be different thou.

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Sports / Re: ‘why Zidane Should Not Sign Eden Hazard’- Chris Sutton by Joshrob(m): 4:25pm On Mar 27, 2019
jelel6:


As a Chelsea fan, I'm happy if Madrid go for someone else over Hazard. There are only two players in the world who can successfully hold on to the ball and not lose it, Messi and Hazard. We've won Alot with hazard, we blues fanbase don't have no problem with him atall.

As for Sutton, He's saying sterling has a good pass and defenders are scared to face him. Well, all that's true. But hazard is 3 times a better passer and 5 times a better dribbler than Sterling.

Hazard is a very good player but not world class.. Hazard can't win you a match like Ronaldo or Messi, he hold on to the ball too long that make strikers run offside..
Sports / Re: ‘why Zidane Should Not Sign Eden Hazard’- Chris Sutton by Joshrob(m): 11:30am On Mar 27, 2019
bizhop01:

You dey watch football at all?

Don't mind all these chelsea fans.. They have failed to realize Harvard course most of there loss this season by holding on the ball for too long..
Sterling been banging goals and assisting constantly since last season

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Sports / Re: 9 Rich Football Stars Who Drive Cheap Cars: From Messi To N’Golo Kante by Joshrob(m): 6:11pm On Mar 23, 2019
You didn't mention rosicky that drove only one one old Benz throughout his stay in arsenal, still took the along with him when going back to Czech Republic after his retirement..
Romance / Re: I Want To Marry Her, But Her Uncle Brought Her A New Man To Marry. by Joshrob(m): 4:29pm On Mar 22, 2019
Get her pregnant.. They will be the one begging you to come and marry her

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Crime / Re: FUPRE Female Student Robbed, Stabbed Weeks To Exam by Joshrob(m): 1:43pm On Mar 21, 2019
Iykesmooth:


And you can also lose that same amount if it dosent go your way which is why no one with actual brains do that. Unless of course they got a huge bank roll

Mine isn't a game of luck. It's 100 percent coming in

So do u want a game of chance where u can lose 200k in one day or where u can keep making 200k every two months for the rest of your life?

That's what I thought

Football is not a game of luck.. I can bet 3 games to get that same amount, so why waste it on you
Sports / Re: Eden Hazard Puts His Real Madrid Transfer Talk On Hold by Joshrob(m): 10:20pm On Mar 19, 2019
Apocalypse12:



Where this one for come out again ? Is Arsenal a club for world best ?

And who's world best?..
Sports / Re: Alex Iwobi: Why I 'Humiliated' Hamari Traore For Having 'Bad Breath' by Joshrob(m): 6:34pm On Mar 16, 2019
Ya.. That's my guy
Show him you're a nigerian.. We are king in insulting anyone, you don't insult a Nigerian and go free without receiving one nice insult to tag along with for life..
It's in-built.. Whether home or abroad

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Romance / Re: Lady Gets Married After Dumping A Man Who Sponsored Her And Siblings To School by Joshrob(m): 10:15am On Mar 15, 2019
Intrepid01:


Bros wait, did you also graduate at all? cos this your English na wa wa wa o grin cheesy

Mr English i hail o..
Shey you get the message abi, that's the most important thing
Good day

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Romance / Re: Lady Gets Married After Dumping A Man Who Sponsored Her And Siblings To School by Joshrob(m): 10:14am On Mar 15, 2019
Intrepid01:


Bros wait, did you also graduate at all? cos this your English na wa wa wa o grin cheesy

Mr English.. You get the message shey that's the most important thing..
Bye

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Romance / Re: Lady Gets Married After Dumping A Man Who Sponsored Her And Siblings To School by Joshrob(m): 8:12am On Mar 15, 2019
Martinez39:
shocked sad Did this really happen?

I swear.. It happened
The guy is in Kenya hustling now
When his mum came to sch bcus she's seeing the poeple that did matriculation with her son going for services, she fainted when the h.o.d show her the guy carryovers.
His dad have 2 wife's and he's the only son his mum have, she have to beg the father to help the guy with money to start something with his life bcus they man have already disown him after hearing the story.
Romance / Re: Lady Gets Married After Dumping A Man Who Sponsored Her And Siblings To School by Joshrob(m): 7:54am On Mar 15, 2019
Monaco2:
I know of a girl my guy dated in our uni days, this girl had several abortions for my friend he would beat her on the most smallest things, eventually during our final year they broke up. A year later babe got engaged brought her fiancé to town to meet her family, my nigga was in town so he called her to the hotel he was staying.... long story short they had sex... babe n fiancé was supposed to go back to their base the next day but she told her fiancé to go ahead that she still needs to spend more time with her family. Fiancé left n babe spent a week with my guy in the hotel... eventually my guy relocated to the same state the babe n fiancé was staying... this girl would from mainland struggle to meet my guy on the island just for sex... my guy has to complain to me that he is looking for a new apartment to relocate to b4 this babe distroy his own relationship with his babe or put him in trouble. There are some stories u will hear n u will be disgusted with girls

I have a friend in sch that defile his admission for two years when he was in 200l, just to wait for his girlfriend doing diploma to gain admission to regular program so that they will graduate together.. The funny thing is that they meet in sch..
The girl did not gain admission after 2 attempt, later gain admission in another sch and broke up with my guy.. He later droped out in 400l after his h.o.d advice that it's better for him to restart from 200l again or dropout bcus he was having bad result and hv accumulated more than 17 carryovers..
Some people can do anything for love

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Politics / Re: 2019 Governorship Election Results In Nigeria As Announced By INEC by Joshrob(m): 10:41am On Mar 10, 2019
APC have started pouring water inside the ijebu garri.. You will see the garri rising rapidly very soon.. Don't be shock.,na Inec dey run am

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Celebrities / Re: Zoro And Nkem Owoh Pictured Together by Joshrob(m): 12:55pm On Mar 08, 2019
This man nor Wan old at all.. Looking young and smart

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Politics / Re: March 9: Steer clear of Niger Delta - PDP cautious Buhari, APC by Joshrob(m): 6:24pm On Mar 06, 2019
nairavsdollars:
Why is APC so desperate about taking South-South states?

That's where the real money is.. Niger delta is the only reason PDP still existing
Romance / Re: Pls What Documents Do You Need For Your Final Year Clearance? by Joshrob(m): 1:19pm On Mar 03, 2019
quinSonia:



You're welcome dear


Thanks
I just finish photocopying some of my receips
Thanks once again
Politics / Re: Voters Started Queuing Up In Kano Since 2:00 Am by Joshrob(m): 8:12am On Feb 23, 2019
Can you not see that it's the female(wifes and young girls) that are queuing to vote first very early,so that before the guys will come and to vote,they must have finished voting and gone home..
The reason is that they don't want other men to see there wife,you know there sharia law,married women always stay indoor...
Celebrities / Re: Timaya: 2face Advised Me To Plan My Life Properly, When I Was Spending Too Much by Joshrob(m): 12:14pm On Feb 22, 2019
Please mod can you ban all this guys posting fix match rubbish on every thread...it's becoming very annoying
Look at that one ugly and hungry face,flexing borrowed cash..
And for those of you thinking I hv been scamed before,I can never be scamed by those fools,I have started football gambling for too long to fall for such scam.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Bate Borisov: Europa League (3 - 0) On 21st February 2019 by Joshrob(m): 9:22pm On Feb 21, 2019
tosinosam:
Arsenal case na as,rise and fall ...unstable like 9ja light...keep wondering how many fans they have left in Nigeria������

Arsenal still have the highest fans base in Nigeria...they are not just talking because the team is failing this period...forget the noise chelsea are making..

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Crime / Re: JSS1 Student Dies After Being Stoned By A Fellow Student In Anambra State by Joshrob(m): 1:23pm On Feb 20, 2019
Some children will exhibit some wicked behaviour that will make you wander if they are witch or wizard..devil really use children to do evil...
Will a child trow a stone from the window targeting another child downstairs,that's not even aware so he can dodge it or run..that's pure wickedness..

I did something when I was in primary,it's more than 20 years now..till today I still regret it and feel bad about it.
There's a boy that do bully me then,I took one his shoe and hide inside a block in an abandoned class,just to make him cry..the way he was crying when looking for it touched me but when i wanted to give it back to him,I totally forgot the spot I droped it..I just locked up and pretend I don't know about it.
Sports / Re: Chelsea Announce Europa League Squad by Joshrob(m): 8:53am On Feb 06, 2019
iamJ:
Let's do and get out of United and arsenal cup competition

Chelsea have played in the Europa cup competition more than both arsenal and man utd..stop fooling yourself..
Arsenal just make there debut last season.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Ham United Vs Liverpool (1 - 1) On 4th February 2019 by Joshrob(m): 10:22am On Feb 05, 2019
educhigo:
all this people that saying city don top,how do you think that m city will beat chelsea for there next two game,is impossible.

Which chelsea..the chelsea that can't score arsenal and Bournemouth?..
City will beat the with clean shit
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Ham United Vs Liverpool (1 - 1) On 4th February 2019 by Joshrob(m): 10:20am On Feb 05, 2019
wiseone28:
Everybody knows Arsenal position as always 6th place it's nothing to them.

Why can't Liverpool make us proud at least for our younger fans who have never witness what it's like to be a league winner?

If you lose this league to mancity,then you're worse than arsenal..if you're in the same problem arsenal are now,with most of your star players injured and out of the season,you won't make top 10.
Nairaland / General / Re: Worst Day Of My Life! by Joshrob(m): 3:57pm On Jan 17, 2019
skillzbae:
Sorry darling, they should have checked the CCTV or call the person that attended to u but at the same time, u can't fully blame them, bad people has spoilt good people. I once threw half of my moms salary that she gave me to the market in a burning fire thinking it was paper just to read a flier.

I did just that with my elder bro money he gave to get him something from the store down my street in 2004..the mark of the beating I received from him still in my shoulder

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Romance / Re: What's The Last Food You Ate In The Year 2018? by Joshrob(m): 1:47am On Jan 01, 2019
Banga soup with catfish and eba
Crime / Re: Zimbabwean Woman Kills Her Husband With An Axe Over Christmas Gift (Photos) by Joshrob(m): 8:41am On Dec 31, 2018
Sorry to ask o..is the man sleeping or his hands are tied together..
How can a woman carry that heavy axe to hack a grown man to.death and he can't defend himself..
The man is to weak a beg..

I still doubt this story sha..
Sports / Re: Manchester United Ready To Sell Paul Pogba In January! by Joshrob(m): 1:06pm On Dec 16, 2018
Henry240:
Paul Pogba should leave Manchester United. He plays like he's bigger than the club. Such arrogance, his antics is killing my love for football.

For a team like Man United with so much history and success, no player should be made to feel like he's bigger than the football club.

United bought Matic to unlock Pogba, Herrera to unlock Pogba, Mourrane is also there to unlock Pogba's potential, yet nothing.

Without Pogba in the game against Arsenal, United played so well, with so much fluidity in midfield.

You played well against arsenal or you're just going about playing rugby..trying to injure all arsenal players..if not for the unjust referee in england always favouring Manchester United,you guys should have end that match with at list 2 red cards..
Crime / Re: Lady Duped Of N482K With Fake Alert by Joshrob(m): 5:46pm On Dec 14, 2018
That's how one of my useless friend send me fake alert of 5k one saturday like that..waited till sunday no money in the account,went to my bank on monday they said the guy did not send anything..I just smile to myself and thank the customer care lady.
I just went to his house and pretend as if all is fine,took his mifi and his phone and left without him knowing..I collect 15k for the stress he put me through before releasing his stuffs to him..

Pola your father well well..

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Celebrities / Re: A Closer Look At The Crowd At Small Doctor's #omobetter Concert (photos) by Joshrob(m): 10:16am On Dec 13, 2018
Ademat7:

Chai

Guy no normal girl will attend a show like this in agage stadium..
Ordinary birthday party don't end well in agege,talkless of a show with thousands of agbero in attendance..
I grew up from that area,I know what am saying.

You can't invite me for a birthday party there and I will honor it..baba na to send you birthday text o

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