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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Tuesday Give Away!!! by Joshrob(m): 8:39am On Jul 17, 2018
[quote author=Ifakiland post=69452655][/quote]

I will do that now...
Thanks you
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Tuesday Give Away!!! by Joshrob(m): 8:29am On Jul 17, 2018
Ifakiland:

Ur location pls?

Egbeda..Lagos state
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Tuesday Give Away!!! by Joshrob(m): 8:13am On Jul 17, 2018
Ifakiland:

I've got an old MacBook, will dat do the job?

Yes..thank you very much
Please how do I get it?
Thanks

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Tuesday Give Away!!! by Joshrob(m): 8:05am On Jul 17, 2018
Ifakiland:
So I just got an unexpected alert from my former place of work, an error of some sort I don't know, about 200k (a month salary)....I'm happy, but I don't really need the money that much at the moment, given my gf 50k out of it and I Wuld love to give anoda 50k to anoda person in need of it for school fees or project....maybe I Shuld just do it 10k to 5 people, but den what can 10k do...50k to one person is perfect...lemme know ur needs and I'll send to who sounds real.

I don't need money for school fees or project..
I am doing a training on graphic design but my laptop is bad need to.change it,have some funds already but it's not enought,if you can support me I will be grateful..
Thanks

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Introduces Chioma, The Chef To Ooni Of Ife, Oba Adeyeye Ogunwusi (video) by Joshrob(m): 6:01pm On Jul 04, 2018
Uglyaddy:
Hope kabiyesi will not "gbesele" Chioma.
You say watin "gbesele omo igbo "..
Baba calm down o, nor go start another civil war o
Health / Help!!... Can't Sleep by Joshrob(m): 3:59am On Jul 04, 2018
On Sunday i was having serious body pain and cold, had to wait till Monday to visit the only clinic which is a primary health center in the town where am serving ..after collecting my blood for test, they said am having malaria and typhoid.
They prescribed some drugs for me and also injection..i took the injection that same day and the drugs but no much improvement..
The next day which is Tuesday,i took the injection and the drugs as the doctor proscribed but since then i hv not been able to sleep, it's Wednesday 4am, yet i can't sleep.
My eyes are just bright as if i took some hyper active drugs..
I don't really eat,just tea sometimes with a slice of bread but i do use the drugs..
I complain about saliva coming from mouth,its irritate me and make me uncomfortable, the doctor said it will stop after taking the drugs but it has not stop.. It's so irritating that i almost trowup sometimes.
Thou there's much improvement now but not able to sleep and the saliva thing is getting me worried
TV/Movies / Every Body Hate Chris by Joshrob(m): 6:13pm On Jul 03, 2018
Can anybody help me with the link to download "Every body hate Chris series "?..i have check all the movies site i know,even googled it but still can't find it..
My niece and nephew will be coming home soon for holiday, want to download it for them to watch.
Sports / Re: Chelsea Reject £17.6m From Arsenal For David Luiz by Joshrob(m): 7:20pm On Jun 15, 2018
How much do you guys expect arsenal to bid for David luiz?..
A player that did not make bench in Chelsea last season, didn't make the Brazil world Cup team and he's 31yrs old..
How many years will he play for arsenal.
He will even be happy to join arsenal bcus he's not happy in Chelsea.
I think 17.6 million is a fair price for him.

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NYSC / Confirmed Update - NYSC 2017 Badge A, Stream 2 POP Date by Joshrob(m): 6:35pm On Jun 13, 2018
This info is from a Reliable source..

Sports / Re: Nigeria VS Gambia: Women's Cup Of Nations Qualifiers - 1 - 0 (Full-Time) by Joshrob(m): 7:21pm On Jun 06, 2018
I don't know who apoints all free kicks and corner kicks to be taking by Victor Moses.
That guy's crosses are just too poor, it's either going over all the player or wouldn't even get to his players..even Chelsea fan's do complain about his set pies,he just hit the ball without picking any player..
I think Mikel obi or Alex iwobi should also take the responsibility of the free kicks and corner kicks bcus they are the only players in that team that can pass the ball accurately..
The coach should also work on the defense, the hardly deal with set pies..i don't know if they are doing random marking or man marking,no one is picking any player..

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Romance / Re: American Man Lands In Kano To Wed Hausa Bride Whom He Has Never Met. Photos by Joshrob(m): 7:54am On Jun 03, 2018
[quote author=HungerBAD post=68131811]

Oh really?not allowed to use internet enabled phones?that's cruel. For the cheating thing, that's what i heard, moreover i dont think i have read here of a Northern man having issues with his wife or divorcing one based on infidelity accusation.[/q

Northern Nigeria have the highest and qickest divorce case.. Am saying this on the what i heard but what i have witnessed..

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Romance / Re: American Man Lands In Kano To Wed Hausa Bride Whom He Has Never Met. Photos by Joshrob(m): 7:36am On Jun 03, 2018
HungerBAD:
A real Northern woman online?

This is news to me.

Abeg I don dey complain here for a long time about the scarcity of Northern women in real life,and even online. So how this guy waka?I hear say Northern women never cheat when married.

I mean real Northern women,and not those from Kogi claiming to be Northern women because they wear Hijab.

Those Slim Northern Fulani girls fine die.

Which dating site they meet?but let me say it here. I am not ready to convert to Islam.

Most of them are not allowed to use internet enabled phones..
As for not cheating, Baba you are on your own

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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch ‘A’ Stream II Winding-up/passing-out Date by Joshrob(m): 4:41pm On May 24, 2018
Oga where is your source?...
Education / Re: Lady With Severe Autism Who Can't Speak Graduates (Photos) by Joshrob(m): 1:36pm On May 24, 2018
swiz123:
I hope she can moan
See what buhari has caused
Boys got no chil at all
I can understand your frustration.
It's well
Sports / Re: Nike Receive 3m Orders For Nigeria's World Cup Shirt Ahead Of Next Week Release by Joshrob(m): 1:31pm On May 24, 2018
kolawoleibukun2:
this is the problem with nigeria. they will go out there and throway the money. when e reach for spend am for nigerians dem go say fund no day. what stops our government from giving our boys in Aba the contract to make the Tshirts? them just throway 3m for nothing. Aba boys would have done it for half the price and do a better quality. how can you waste 3 million on tshirts when the country is just pulling out of recession. no be say the boy go finally carry the world cup come. in the end how this one take benefit our economy? doctors are on strike and teachers are not paid. the 3 million is used to keep up with the high minimum of people out there. and guess what. the goods will still be made in vietnam, bangladesh or china at a very cheap price. then sold at 3 million. if the tshirt of 22 players go for 3 million then how much will they spend on their boots? accommodation, tfare etc

Niggar what are you saying bikonu?..
Try to read and understand before you comment..
They didn't say the federal government use 3m to buy the jersey, They said 3million people ordered for it from Nike...which is a good thing
Please don't come and start pouring all Nigerians frustration on the only thing that give us joy (football).

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Education / Re: Condition Of Murtala Ramat Mohammed College, Yola Hostel by Joshrob(m): 2:36pm On May 12, 2018
At list they have foam to sleep..
Where i served in bauchi state, the students spread mat on the iron bunk like that and sleep,no foam.
I even hear from a reliable source that there feeding money per child is #95..as in ninty five naira only for 3 square meal.. That's what they receive from the state government
Education / Re: Ghanaian Students Attack Teachers For Not Allowing Them Cheat In WASSCE by Joshrob(m): 4:10pm On May 10, 2018
cosmatika:
shocked Dat teacher needs to go to the Northern Nigeria and learn. During my NYSC days dere, a grp of students saw a corper relaxing outside an eve to a WAEC exam, they were telling the corper to go and read because he'll be the one to solve it on the board for the the next day. Imagine students that should be studying, asking their teacher to go and study while they flex grin

Lols... I can relate to this, it's really happening in the north .
Buhari wasn't lying when he said the northern youth are lazy..
This year waec some of the student came to corpers lodge to inform us that they have started the exam,when are we sending them the answers?..
Guy hungry wey dey catch me and the hot sun wey nor gree me go market nor allow me know watin I go tell.. I just pour them water and chase them away

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Romance / Re: Men Hardly Cheat, Except They Are Been Pushed To The Wall. by Joshrob(m): 6:49pm On May 08, 2018
Guy if that's what you think about men that cheats. You're wrong..
I still wander why I cheat on girlfriend anytime I do cheat on her.. She's just my perfect kind of girl in stature and character but I still cheated on her..
Thank God since this year I have not cheated on her and I pray God help not ever cheat on her again..

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Crime / Re: Robber Hides Inside Bedroom, Watches Couple Make Love At Night by Joshrob(m): 3:56pm On May 04, 2018
softwerk:
Only 5k at Allen junction would have solved this idiots Konji problems for a whole month grin kiss

Read before commenting..he wasn't there for sex

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Romance / Re: Why Do I Keep Having Orgasms Early Mornings Without Sex? by Joshrob(m): 6:59am On May 04, 2018
Hanseel1:


you broke up with her?

Not really.. It's not every girl you break up with,some girls are rear to find..
We just stop talking..
She was still in 200l when I graduate,we couldn't keep up with the distance..
We do talk once in a while. really miss her thou
Romance / Re: Why Do I Keep Having Orgasms Early Mornings Without Sex? by Joshrob(m): 11:35pm On May 03, 2018
Lilisticlili:
And after this comes mood swings almost all day,it ruins my day most times.
So before I sleep,I pray not to have orgasms anytime I wake up.
Is this biologically normal?

I can't attribute this to spritual....so pls dnt bombard me with bible refrences or otherwise

I don't think anything is wrong with you..
I have a girlfriend when I was still schooling, she do get wet even without coming close to a man,it got to the extent she stop wearing undies when she's in the hostel unless she's going out because it will get wet.
She visited like 3 doctors and after checking her and doing some test they say nothing is wrong with her, that's how her body is..
I believe that's the reason she hardly say no to sex,whenever i asked then because She's already wet.

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Celebrities / Re: Mike Godson Reacts To Assurance For Chioma “Davido Made Us Look Like Small Boys” by Joshrob(m): 7:26pm On May 01, 2018
Teewhy2:
If you like spend 45 million or spend 4.5 k on a baby on her birthday the one way go love you , go love you and the one way go leave go leave. No matter how much you spend.

Ma nigger... Always looking for a way to console himself
Education / Re: "They Use Hausa To Teach English Language In The North" - Kano Corper Claims by Joshrob(m): 9:11pm On Apr 27, 2018
Nnemuka:
I schooled in one of the unity schools up north as far back as 2007 and what they all said here are pure lies.
Most of our teachers at a point left to lecture in Federal universities and i can say majority are now professors.
Quit the lies, attack Buhari if you hate him but don't discredit what we had back in those days. sad

Guy they are not lying..
I did my youth service in bauchi state,i witness all this too but most of the schools that have this problem are in the rural areas.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Atletico Madrid : Europa League (1 - 1) On 26th April 2018 by Joshrob(m): 11:07pm On Apr 26, 2018
FUNNYBONE1:

SHAME ON YOU, TEN AGAINST ELEVEN AND THIS IS ALL YOU COULD COME UP WITH AS AN EXCUSE FOR YOUR FAILURE, TUFIAKWA

An so?.. Don't you know it's more difficult to win a 10 man team than a complete team especially an aggressive and defensive team like athletico Madri because they will stop attacking and make the game more very difficult and frustrating for the opposition..
I wasn't happy with red card bcus I knew it will make the match more difficult for arsenal.

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Religion / Re: Deeper Life Bible Church Auditorium In Lagos (Pictures) by Joshrob(m): 3:10pm On Apr 25, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
Create more employment centers we have enough church already cool

Do you know how many people that benefit from that project (both Christians and muslim)?.. That project started more than 14 years ago and people have been working there and being payed..
In case you don't know, church have permanent workers they pay too..
Religion / Re: Deeper Life Bible Church Auditorium In Lagos (Pictures) by Joshrob(m): 2:52pm On Apr 25, 2018
IamPatriotic:
What happened to their previous worshiping centre? I thought Deeper Life was a modest Church, a whole lot has changed since the death of the founder's wife. It's a pity that Winners Chapel and Redeemed Church now have a rival in DLBC for prodigality.

This project have been on ground even before the death of his wife..
This project have been on ground for more than 14 years..that's why pastor w.f kumuyi thank all the members of deeper life Bible church world wide for there patience.

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NYSC / Re: NYSC Slogans Corpers And Ex-corpers Can Relate With by Joshrob(m): 12:46pm On Apr 24, 2018
For wailo!. Wailo!!..
Corpers nor dey rest

Rep Bauchi state 2017A
Family / Re: Nigerian Lady Surprises Her Mother After Years Of Not Seeing Her, She's Her Mom' by Joshrob(m): 4:01pm On Mar 22, 2018
biacan:
OMG this is so sweet darling kiss unlike men that will use their mother for money rituals undecided heartless beings cool

You're very stupid
Romance / Re: He Disturbs Me With Generator Because I Said No To Him by Joshrob(m): 9:52pm On Mar 12, 2018
ritababe:


since 2014
t

What happen to 2014?..
Romance / Re: He Disturbs Me With Generator Because I Said No To Him by Joshrob(m): 6:34am On Mar 12, 2018
ritababe:
From abinitio we were friend because am a stranger in aba i have nobody to turn to except him, anytime he start his gen he normally take it far to avoid disturbance but since he woo me and i refused, anytime he start his gen the noise bang like an aeroplane in my window and the smoke fumes inside my room like trailer CO2

I report to landlord, he say he will talk to him(if he has done that i dont know) so anytime i want to read i will go to my friends place to read.

Please what do i do?

Pour salt mixed with water inside the fuel tank..gen knock and noice end..thank me later
If he beat you I nor dey sha
Romance / Re: Pls Help. I Am Heart Broken Right Now by Joshrob(m): 6:11am On Mar 12, 2018
Am sure that girl is an Hausa girl..they are not good to date or marry,they can divorce there husband even a day after wedding,they don't need a lawyer or judge to get a divorce,it's very easy as blinking ur eyes. forget there beauty they don't understand what dating or marriage is all about,they see it as just mere friendship
Opp it's better it happen now,bcus if it's after you hv married her it would hv been worse..
Education / Re: Pictures Of Edo University, Iyamho, Stadium by Joshrob(m): 4:39am On Feb 03, 2018
samuelchimmy:




[/b]Edo University stadium which is run by Edo University Iyamho is the first Public-Private Partnership University in Nigeria and one of the only two in Nigeria. With Technical University Ibadan being the second one.[b/]

Nawa for you o!!..
Na ozoro (olosho poly) you con color like this as if na so ozoro dey, I beg pack well and bring original picture.

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