sorry if I may ask..will she be feeling the pain like they are cutting her with knife or just slight pain bcus they already inject her making her vains to be weak?..
pls someone should explain to me because I hv been imagining how it will be seeing someone cutting your body open..
I knw say all they small children wey just join nairaland go soon come shook mouth dey talk anyhow,na thunder go fire if u quote me.

optional1:



how you dey

I lost my sim card..

call me 07062008549

optional1:


even small small boys who doesn't know how to wear condom will also be calling their mother's mate all that names...




Their voice is alwayz deep cos of too much oshogbo weeds..

hmmm...the kind thing wey dey commot for your mouth this days eh!!..
by the way what happen to your no?..

if you're posted to bauchi state,try and do your relocation in the camp because it will be easier if you have a genuine reason(with documents to show),they only allow medical reason and marriage for relocation..
But if you want to bribe your way..just do it in camp because its cheaper,meet your platoon officer(codedly,nor laud am).
the reason am telling you guys these ,is that they always post delsu student there..we are more than 25 in badge A stream 2, I heard they are almost the same no in stream 1..
please I will advise not to stay in bauchi state,no state allowance and every local govt is far from each other..you can't move around..
It's not a nice place for people coming from the south south,the weather is not friendly at all..excess heat and cold..

louiskay:


Baba,,,, abeg ur hair waves na natural or assisted....

which haircream u dey use

na natural o bros..
steady brushing and I nor dey allow my hair grow too much,steady low cut(but no too low)...cut my hair every 2 weeks...

Wiziman:
lol.. Storyline looks alike most times.

ya..
Gist me your own story na?..

Wiziman:
Unizik?

Delsu(delta state university)

shimmer1:
Lool . He might not actually be gay. I think some guys are just like that or may be you are extra homophobic. What was his body reaction like?

see eh.. if I give you upper cut,you go fly commot for here..
like to the extent of coming to meet him,a stranger for that matter.. nor just make me vex for you o...

YES...Ella baby
thou it's lasted just 6 months but it's like 6 years . just wrote my final paper waiting for result before travelling home,then I meet Ella a 200l student..she did not travel home because of me,nothing to do,just eat,sleep,Bleep. we do hv sex everyday(except when she's on her period)..sometimes I will just run to my friends hostel but she will still call telling she's Hot and missing me already.

sarrki:
I wonder why on earth some people will sit on a fully loaded trailer and ask God for protection

seriously I don't pity this northerners sometimes when they are involve in an accident..
how can somebody in his right sense sit at the edge of a trailer while cow will be arranged and stay comfortable inside the trailer..
in fact its a crime for a bike to have head light in north,they will be riding bike in the night on an express road with no light, some will even follow one way,speeding as if they are running to heaven.
seriously this guys don't value there life

mhizesther:
The babe is cold... and he's there putting on a jacket ehn

the nor get mouth ba..(bae can I hv ur jacket am cold)..problem solved.
apart from that,did she not knw the weather is cold before she dress that way?..
cold never catch her...rubbish.

Adukey:
I blame the ladies,ki lo fe fa rubbish. A guy no fit touch me anyhow sef not to talk of signing on my breasts .

keep quite, we know your type..na una dey spoil pass self. yeye fowl

ednut1:
NG nd under 1.5

1x in match and no goal goal in first half.

the main problem of the local northerners is that they are very dirty and they don't care..
-how can someone bath in a borrow pit where they bath cow and cow to drink water from,rain water that hv stayed in borrow pit for a very long time.
-how can all the student in a secondary sch shear the same cup
-they hardly bath
-they will cut open a fruit for sale without covering it from morning till night,with flies all over it,yet people will still come and buy it..
- they will go to local clinic bin to pick injections and be playing with it(me and my co-coppers have to complain to the hospital, to start burning there waste,so they can't reach it again).
tell me why they won't die of strange sickness.

Wenger have lost it..arsenal need another manager.
Wenger is too naive especially when playing a big team,his tactics, line ups and substitution are very poor..
I don't why ozil will even start this game talk less of playing the whole 90mins..we have not won or draw any big game ozil is involved..
Ramsey and ozil shouldn't hv Finnish this match,I don't know the match Wenger is watching for him to Sub iwobi,arsenal best creative midfielder in the match.

at list we have started playing the big name's in friendlies not all those Catalonia's, Finland's and co..
this kind of match will expose our boys to what to expect in the world cup, know our flaws and work on them.
if can get Belgium and Chile friendlies I will be happy..
I beg I nor want Germany o..those guys nor knw different BTW friendly and real match,them go just beat person anyhow.

Ericjohnsonjnr:
My first Facebook profile picture

Guy nor lie...na weed you and your guys go smoke for one corner bf you snap that pics..badt guy

MhizzAJ:
Jesu

Short guys get angry easily..dunno why

short people in general have to do something in excess for people to notice them.. if you hv short friends try and observe them,they always talk to much,want to dress more than you,wear flashy cloths,just trying all there best to get noticed..if they don't do that no one will notice them..
it's difficult to see a person who's short being an introvert.

because I deliberately don't want to be attending Sunday school,so I won't be asked to preach during Sunday school next week.

When I was in school..
An hostel mate(a girl) told me she want to prepare stew,I told her I will need some when she's hv Finnish preparing it,which she agreed to give me.
After an hour I decide to boil rice and wait for the stew,just stroll to her room to check lf the Stew is ready,saw pot on her gas but I couldn't passive anything,and there some other hostel guys sitting outside gisting,I just ask her " how far you dey boil water or you dey cook stew because me nor dey passive anything,just dey hear say something dey boil". the guys outside heard me and they just start laughing out loud.
When I look at the girls face,tears almost drop from her eyes..she was so angry but couldn't do or say anything to me, she just went to her kitchen,off the gas,pour water inside the stew and flush it in the sink..
I tried to apologize but she didn't say any word to till she packed out of the hostel..didn't bother again since we hardly see in a school but those still remind me of that incident anytime we see or chat..
Cynthia anywhere you are now am very sorry,please forgive me..

Delta state university( delsu) is the fastest school..
The wey the school dey rush things since 2014 dey surprise the students self.

IamKashyBaby:


U calling out scammers but ur moniker say so...

Do you sleep at all?...
You're on virtually all tread I have opened this morning.
Even the thread no one is commenting on,you are there..you dream see Nairaland?..nawa o

Sabrina18:
You don't know me sha, am very smart and devious o. I can even sell you right before your eyes. No one can read my mind and if you are with me, you can never know what is on my mind, I don't talk much, making it more difficult for you.
You can only read minds of talkatives girls not me.

I don't talk much either so its help me remember every detail of what you say or do and to know when you're lying or trying to cheat...just don't think about cheating if we are dating because I must fund out.

Sabrina18:
If I decide to cheat in a relationship, them never born that person wey go catch me.

Untraceable, unless I want you to know am cheating.

Don't try it with me because before you even think about cheating on me,I will know you have plans..
I read girls mind by just looking into there eyes.

Ladyjumong:

The way you quickly open the tread,Are you sure yours is not like pimples.
Anyway they have brought a solution for you,I pray it's work for you.
Goodluck

Nawa..just came here to read
Well not applicable to joy soup crew..

Bauchi state don't pay coppers at all even recharge card money self you nor go see..

My Microsoft Lumia 540 can take more than 12hrs to get to 70%..it doesn't charge when plug to the sucket while operating it,it won't add any % unless I off the network and leave it there without using it..yet the battery will drain easily while using it after all the stress.
I have changed the battery,still the same issue.
It even select charger,some charger won't even charge it at all.
I always charge my phone from 10am to 6pm,before using it to surf the internet or do anything on it..
My phone has never charged to 100% even if u leave it for 15hrs
Can anyone help me with what to do about it.

Oshomo- womanizer(intro - tech teacher)

Point- after a student push him and one his got swollen( agric teacher)

Marry the wall- our maths teacher when he want to flog students

Yanchouse- she got big ass,she's pretty and fair too( economics teacher)

Thank God the man even have the money that moment,she would have embarrassed him...
Can you imagine,after he proposed and crown it with good sex you still ask that kind of stupid questions,it automatically means during the sex,it's only 500k you're seeing in his face..
He should have even sock ur cloth in water before throwing it to you..
Ladies are the last people I will ever loan money from,even my sisters..if they need the money they can frustrate the hell out of you..

Where's my boy Iwobi..is he injured?

DouglasH92:
I have read comments from a lot of Nigerian men on this forum and other platforms on social media that basically assert that all women want from a man is money. These men believe that the only concern the average Nigerian girl has when dating or looking for a man to hook up with, is the size of his pocket. But is this really true? Of course not.

In my opinion, anyone who thinks this way has so stripped himself of any modicum of self worth or self-value and has heaved all this worth and value unto money, something external from himself. Such a person believes himself and his qualities not adequate enough to interest, intrigue, gratify or satisfy a woman, so he finds a savior in money to answer to all these needs.

Like let's be realistic here. Women are humans just like men are, and as humans women have needs other than monetary needs. They have qualities that they find attractive in the opposite sex that can interest them and satisfy a need, and cause them to invest themselves in such person. Money isn't everything. And I am not saying money isn't a criterion women look out for, but money isn't the only criterion like most men think, and most times it isn't even among the most important criteria. To be honest some women don't even place money high on their priority list when evaluating a man. There are other qualities that matter more and these qualities are subjective. There are women who would invest themselves in men that are intelligent, or men that are confident and hardworking, or men that are good looking and well groomed, or men that are highly skilled in a field that interests them, or men that are funny, witty or good with words, or men that are adventurous and well exposed, or men that know how to please a woman sexually. There are lot of qualities.

A relationship is a journey of different courses and there are women that love to explore these variety of courses based on their interests and likes. But when a man nests a flawed notion of women as just wanting a man that has money, then his reality begins to manifest just as he believes, and invariably these are the kind of women that he'll meet.

In my opinion, any man that thinks this way is either extremely ignorant or has low self esteem because he doesn't perceive himself as having qualities that can attract and keep women besides money. I mean for fucksake there are men who are being taken care of by their girlfriends. There are men their girlfriends would be willing to do anything for, whether monetarily or otherwise. In such cases it is definitely not money that's keeping her, then what is? Obviously it's other qualities the man possesses that she values higher than money.

Rarity is what separates the most sort out for from those who aren't sort out for. When you possess something that is valuable to someone, and that thing is rare to find, you will become extremely valuable to such person. Many people have money. Finding a man who has money these days is the easiest thing to do. Having money doesn't separate you from the crowd. What separates you from the crowd is the qualities you possess and to the degree you possess them. Instead of coming online to whine about how women only care about money, why not try developing your best qualities and use them to attract women. No one can love you if you don't love yourself first. No one can value you if you don't value yourself.

Will you keep quiet...
If 80% want money,what difference will the remaining 20% make..