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FamilyRe: What's That Most Annoying Thing A Visitor Has Ever Done In Your House? by Joshrob(m): 3:09pm On Aug 23, 2021
Back then in school during during our semester break, my 2 flat and I decide to stay around because the break was short.
Since it's an old house, where all the rooms are big and the living room is like stadium.
Our sug begged us to help accommodate some students that came to write post ume. He brought 12 students 8 boys and 4 girls,We accepted and gave them one room to the girls and the living room to boys.
We did not know two among them are dating each other, the guy will go and buy things credit from our landlady and tell her we send him.
It's was after they have left that the woman told us we are owing her ₦5700,although we are owing her 1650 before.
To make the matter worse they block the visitor toilet with condom.
We have to pay someone to open it and remove the things blocking it.
We waited to see if the guy or the girl will be given admission but they were not given.
PoliticsRe: Fact-Check: Did Niger-Delta Avengers Have A Gun Battle With Naval Personnel? by Joshrob(m): 8:41pm On Aug 12, 2021
Hmm
TravelRe: Kano Motor Accident: Six Family Members, 12 Others Dead (Photos) by Joshrob(m): 12:27pm On Jul 26, 2021
A broken down bridge and no body can hang a red cloth or a wood painted in red to show that there's danger ahead.
80% of road and fire accidents in this country are very avoidable accidents, it's just a result of our negligent.

Now 6 family members live waste just like that.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: My Bad Experience With Palm Credit (Transsnet Financial Nigeria Limited) by Joshrob(m): 8:33pm On Jul 14, 2021
tasland:
carbon all the way
I have been using pay later since 2018 before it was charged to carbon.
Reading all this comments about loan apps still baffles me because I have never experienced this before with carbon. Although I have never owe them, I pay months before the due date and they even give me bonus most times. I still have bonus in my carbon app that I can use to recharge if I need it.
You don't just collect loan without plans of paying back. You must have a repayment plan.
Some people will collect loan to play gamble.I have done that before (me and my friend) in 2018,We lose the money. You will want to play safe because you're scared of losing thereby picking some useless odd that will cut your ticket.
I later hustle and pay back the loan for both of us 2 weeks before the due date.
Most people don't like paying back loan, they only know how to collect. I have some of them as friends, any time they asked for loan, I show them loan app on play store. Some people nor even get shame, even though you embarrass them, them nor send.
Me i hate embarrassment, I can't take a loan without plan of paying back in few days or a week.

I saw some outrageous interest rates in some comment here. Is it that you don't calculate the interest before taking the loan?.
How can you collect 14k to pay 20k in 2 weeks and you accept. If the interest rate is too much, decline and check another app. Don't use your desperation to solve a problem and put yourself in more problems.

Make una dey calm down read terms and conditions sometimes, nor dey rush collect loan like that.
Observe the app rating too and read comments under it. Some loan app are useless.
CrimeRe: Share Your Armed Robbery Attack Experience by Joshrob(m): 12:04pm On Oct 03, 2020
I was rubbed the first week i resume schooling in DELSU 2011. Bought Nokia N95 when coming from lagos(as a fresher,every where good),i was staying in GU hostel in river road abraka.
those days we hardly have light in that area even if we have it will be very low. that very day me and my friend trekked to campus 2(sch cafe) to charge our phones. we charge it full because we want to play game and 2go.
After charging we started trekking home inside hot abraka sun, when got to river road,we stop at the junction to drink palm wine and rest a bit. all this while we did not press the phone in fact we off it so the battery won't drain.
around 7pm we left for the hostel,saw some guys on bike but we just ignored them and start discussing in front of our gate(we are discussing about the hostel that was rubbed the previous night). this guys just turn back and face us with 3 guns,instructed us to queue up and enter the hostel,i was the last on the queue so the gun is pointed on my back.
later asked us to lay down,collect our phones and enter each room and collect there phones and valuables,i was having 7k in my pocket but they didn't bother to search me bcus the phone they collect from me is a big phone then.
when they are about to leave, the shortest one among them mistakenly shoot a gun close to my leg,but it not hit me. he apologize and left,everyone thought i was shoot.

After they left,another fight start between our caretaker and his girlfriend. she accused him of calling arm rubbers to rub the hostel. because the guy already asked her if she have money to borrow him and she said no. meanwhile she was having 26k in her bag. the arm rubbers collected everything plus her new phone. they even use hot gun mouth to burn the guy cheek for telling them they don't have money.
it's police that settled the matter for them.
SportsRe: 4 Nigerians Among The Top 5 Completed Dribbles In The English Championship by Joshrob(m): 1:13pm On Aug 28, 2020
Now that it's seem we have talented young footballers excelling in there various club. I think NFA should go for a more technical and experience coach that will help develop our national team.
We should have a playing style and play an entertaining football
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea : FA Cup Final (2 - 1) On 1st August 2020 by Joshrob(m): 12:44pm On Aug 02, 2020
Odinaka00:
The second yellow card he didn't deserve it at all, ref got it wrong. Ref didn't realize that he was already on yellow card that's why it took him time to pull out the red card, you can watch that scene again. I'm a man u fan though
diving is a yellow card offence especially when it's inside the box..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea : FA Cup Final (2 - 1) On 1st August 2020 by Joshrob(m): 7:22am On Aug 02, 2020
Samunique:
. Then this is where I blame lampard , when he saw what was going on, knowing this was the same ref that sent off Victor Moses for diving in 2017, he should have removed Covakic early in the 2nd half. I knew it's would happen, was expecting him to have removed Covakic.

It's very obvious from the onset that the ref was against Chelsea.

Anyways, congrats to Arsenal !!!
Moses red card was a deserved one..no one complain about it.
It's not a straight red card but second yellow card that leads to red. The diving was stupid
Kovasic have been committing fouls after giving him a yellow card, it's obvious the red was coming.
Even though the second yellow looks clumsy,blame it on lampard and kovasic for not taking precaution.
EducationRe: Girl In Babcock University Sex Tape Gets International Scholarship by Joshrob(m): 4:16pm On Jul 29, 2020
So what about the guy?..
This life nor just balance.
When will a random person help a guy?..this life nor easy for men at all.
RomanceInjury During Sex by Joshrob(op): 6:26am On Jun 27, 2020
Have you ever encountered injury during sex, what's you worst injury?
Let's discuss.

PropertiesRe: What Is Your Worst Experience With A Landlord Or Landlady? by Joshrob(m): 12:10am On Jun 10, 2020
While in school me and my two friends rented a 2 bedroom flat,the landlord is stay in the first flat close to the gate,so he knows when are coming in and going out.
After our first year,this man asked us to leave .we asked him what's our offence bcus we like the house.. even when we are broke babe still dey believe us bcus the house.
He said
Joshua I know the only 2 girls that use to come and ask after you.
Eze I know you don't bring girls frequently,just one and it's not all the time.
Ochuku(RIP) I don't know your girlfriend,you bring different girls everyday,we don't know the one that will invite arm robber. And my daughter is growing up, don't want her to learn bad habits from them.
Na so Baba chase us o.
There's a day we went to watch match with out landlord, he's an arsenal fan. Arsenal are losing 4-1 or so.
Baba vex leave us go house,lock gate self.
Arsenal latter won 7-5(I thinks it's a Carling cup match),we came back and shout from outside that arsenal won,Baba run come open gate,dey shout up gunners.
PhonesRe: What's The Weirdest Phone Brand You've Ever Seen Or Bought? by Joshrob(m):
eteebanky:
mine was TOCARO N3, a replica to TECNO N3 back in 2013

same body with the real Tecno N3, that phone showed me hell....... to cut the story short, I bought the phone 9k and sold it for 10k after using it for 3 weeks........ the guy that bought it must have regretted ever buying that phone from me grin
He might not regret it..
Some people don't use phone to the full capacity,hence they don't find any fault.
Some is just to call, what's app,Facebook,take few pics and use as touch light at night.
Phone might not hang or give any issue .
I gave a girl one useless Erickson phone,she use that phone for more than 3yrs before it fell inside water.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Have You Ever Had A Near Death Experience? by Joshrob(m): 5:38pm On May 09, 2020
sisisioge:
grin grin grin...just thought you couldn't have been 2 yrs and have so much memory and coordinates. You woukd have to be at least five to understand what reply happened and remember so well too grin.


As for me, I can barely remember vivid derails of my childhood. Except for the things I loved to wear, eat and my fussiness about hairstyles grin
People are different..
I went to visit an uncle last night year and when I got there I felt inside me that I hv been here before but I did not ask my uncle when I got home I asked my mum if she have taken there before,she said yes when I was a year and few months old.
RomanceRe: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Joshrob(m): 9:28pm On May 08, 2020
Randy100:
I was opportuned to get one 18years old girl with perky bøöbs. I promised her heaven on earth just to bring her to my house. She finally agreed and came on sunday evening oh. When it was time for me to chop and clean mouth, she made a request that shrinked my erected pen.is. She said I should dance naked for her while she video the whole thing. An elderly young man like me.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Question For The Ladies by Joshrob(op): 10:57pm On May 07, 2020
Mvena:
Hi
Hello
How are you doing
SportsRe: Sven-Göran Eriksson Rejected Super Eagles Job: "I Was Asked To Split My Salary" by Joshrob(m): 11:16am On May 02, 2020
I tire for this country I swear...
Every little contract is another opportunity to stealing.
Same thing they are doing with Corona virus.
TravelRe: Air Peace 14-Hour Flight To China, Breaks Nigerian Aviation's Record by Joshrob(m): 6:28pm On Apr 08, 2020
FemiMaduka:
I hope Air Peace keeps soaring till it rivals the likes of Ethiopian Airways and EgyptAir. The plane will definitely make a stopover on its return flight to Nigeria.

The airline is flying the Nigerian flag very high.
Definitely because it will be loaded by then.
HealthRe: Man Slumps, Dies While Buying Foodstuffs In Delta by Joshrob(m): 9:55am On Apr 08, 2020
Bilabong:
Small time NCDC go add him name for corona death list...
Nobody dey die natural death or from any other sickness this days again ,all na Corona.
Even malaria and typhoid now is tagged as Corona.
I tire for this country
TravelRe: Aminu Yakubu Dies Of Coronavirus In Katsina 3 Days After Returning From Lagos by Joshrob(m):
He tested positive to Corona doesn't mean Corona killed him.
He might just have died from another sickness.
SportsRe: Who Is Really Nigeria's Greatest Footballer? by Joshrob(m): 8:19pm On Apr 01, 2020
michealoluwaseyi:
he is not recognise and yet fifa paid him tribute when he retired frm the national team,he is not recognise and yet his shirt was chosen by fifa to be at their museum at the last worldcup,pls can u tell me one memorable thing kanu did at the world cup
baba i'm tired of arguing with you on this matter.
mikel is a good player and kanu is a great player,so they are not on the same level.
Good night[color=#990000][/color] cool
SportsRe: Who Is Really Nigeria's Greatest Footballer? by Joshrob(m): 7:59pm On Apr 01, 2020
michealoluwaseyi:
u are right pls remind me hw many wc and nations cup goal these ur tech and skilks kanu scored arsenal fans no go kill person
I don't have to tell you anything.. FIFA and CAF still recognize him as a legend.
He doesn't have anything to prove to you.
SportsRe: Who Is Really Nigeria's Greatest Footballer? by Joshrob(m): 7:56pm On Apr 01, 2020
michealoluwaseyi:
u are very funny as if kanu himsele was a starter at arsenal,mikel wont make the team kanu played in nigeria and yet he is ahead of most of d players kanu played with at the national team
So Mikel would have benched JJ or Sunday oliseh..
Or he will bench viera, Gilberto Silva and petit.
Mikel is an average footballer, that's why he's not recognized in African even with all the trophy he won.
Kanu nwankwo is a legend and highly recognized anywhere in the world football.
Even in the last world cup he was recognized by FIFA.
SportsRe: Who Is Really Nigeria's Greatest Footballer? by Joshrob(m): 7:48pm On Apr 01, 2020
michealoluwaseyi:
which invicible medal list maybe the one u created,u better go and google it
Go and check it..I check recently was even surprise clinchy too was among.
SportsRe: Who Is Really Nigeria's Greatest Footballer? by Joshrob(m): 7:41pm On Apr 01, 2020
michealoluwaseyi:
arsenal fans no go make us rest ,apart frm the u17 and olympics what did kanu do in the senior national team,86 app 12 goals no single in 6 afcon app no single goal in three wc app'it funny hw u guys keep going back to what he did in 90s because really didnt do much in d 200s,even during arsenal invincible he was not give the epl winners medal ,he did not play upto five games dat season ,am sure u also knw dat kanu holds the record of the third substituted in player in the epl during is era,he came off the bench the most of d time
Ah.. it's obvious you started watching football when mourinho started coaching Chelsea.
Go and check the invisible medal list if you will not see kanu nwankwo name there.
He came off the bench and do the magic, he's a joker and an important player in the team.
You're very funny.
SportsRe: Who Is Really Nigeria's Greatest Footballer? by Joshrob(m): 7:37pm On Apr 01, 2020
michealoluwaseyi:
let take our arguement to goal scoring,was kanu a regular started
Kanu is a joker...he might not be a regular starter but he's an important player in his team.
Do you think Mikel would have start in the teams and squad kanu nwankwo played in(both national team and club)
Mikel won't even make the bench
EventsRe: Nigeria Wedding Drama: Share Your Experience by Joshrob(m): 6:54pm On Apr 01, 2020
southniyikaye:
walahi I love this babe already, see as I burst laugh

Was an official photographer for an even, the groom bro segun was a guyman so he turned up extremely drunk, court wedding, when it was their turn, groom couldn't stand straight, getting up and sitting down, dem Sha package am do the wedding, what offed me was when all those photographer that comes to hustle came with almost 15pics that they should pay him for it, groom say he no send am, photographer no gree the motor commot, then the groom and his entourage of agbero almost kill that guy that day, the pics were nice, just collected them and paid him. I really pity the guy Sha cos I do go out to hustle too and I know the pain.o

Shey you see ibo people, I don't know if it is their custom o cos the wedding I went to cover at faulks road Aba,, 50% of people didn't get to eat, even I the photographer, na rice without meat I chop. You could imagine my surprise when a van came in few minutes later, the drinks in that van, if dem sum up the money, it can cook food that will serve the whole party 3times.
That's why I do like when Igbo and Yoruba marry..food and drinks will be surplus.
SportsRe: Who Is Really Nigeria's Greatest Footballer? by Joshrob(m): 6:27pm On Apr 01, 2020
OkpaNsukkaisBae:
nothing special about mikel's career.


have you heard about 1996 olympics?

kanu literally destroyed brazil in the semi final.
A brazil 1996 olympic squad that had the likes of , roberto carloz , rivaldo , ronaldinho , ronaldo de lima(el fenomeno) and juninho .



Or when a 32 year old kanu led portsmouth to the fa cup final against cardif city. scored the winning goal.


or a 17 year old kanu winning the fifa under 17 world cup in 1993 , scoring five goals plus five assist?


there's no way a sensible football fan will compare kanu to mikel.

goals?
assist?
chance created?
individual trophy?
team trophy?
It's annoying and disrespectful for anyone to compare Mikel obi to nwankwo kanu. They are not in the same level at all.
Kanu nwankwo is gifted with techniques and skills no African footballer can match till date. He play football with ease and make a difficult goal look easy.
SportsRe: Who Is Really Nigeria's Greatest Footballer? by Joshrob(m): 6:15pm On Apr 01, 2020
AkpaMgbor:
Are you Nigerians naturally born and bred in rudeness? Can't you just make your point without showing your ill brought up background? Who told you I'm a Chelsea fan of all clubs?!
Sorry if I sound rude..just get angry when people compare Mikel to kanu nwankwo.
They are just in the same class.
Once again. I'm sorry
SportsRe: Who Is Really Nigeria's Greatest Footballer? by Joshrob(m): 1:43pm On Apr 01, 2020
theowane:
What was the modification is I may ask please? Makalele was a deep holding midfielder, who was always shy of going toward, he scored very few goal (I'm not sure it's even up to 5), same with Mikel. Mikel was also a holding midfielder (in Chelsea), who was also shy of going toward and scored very few goals. So what is the modification that Mikel did?
Now talking of Kanu been an attacker that was replaced easily, I don't understand?? Do You know the quality of attacking players Nigeria had during that active footballing days of Kanu? Yekini, Siasia, Akpoborie, Amokachi, Ahagowa, Martin's, Ikpeba. You think all these guys were moi moi abi? Let me be frank with you; Mikel never really had competition in the national team not becos he was too exceptional, but because during his peak, Nigerians didn't really have exceptional midfielders. Na Lukeman Haruna abi na Sunday Mba or Agu or onazi wan step up? Nigerian footballers were average when he came in so he had to shine.
Now that's in terms of quality. In terms of achievements, please look at the trophy statistics again before you talk. Kanu has more trophies than Mikel. The only thing he won that Kanu didn't win is Afcon. But Kanu has won every other thing Mikel has won, plus winning African best not once o, but twice. Just look at the stats again my brother.
Don't mind them. The just wake up and start watching Chelsea and think they know football.
Kanu is far the best ever Nigerian footballer in every aspect you want to take your argument to.
SportsRe: Who Is Really Nigeria's Greatest Footballer? by Joshrob(m): 1:35pm On Apr 01, 2020
AkpaMgbor:
In terms of achievement both club and country nobody even comes close to Mikel...that's fact and stats.
You're deluded Chelsea fans..you don't know anything.
You never watch kanu nwankwo play football.
The only trophy kanu nwankwo did not have is the Africa Nations cup and the world cup. Every other competition he played in,he has won them. From Netherlands to Italy and England.
Mikel is never close to kanu nwankwo,get your fact right.
Open the link to read more
https://www.transfermarkt.com/nwankwo-kanu/erfolge/spieler/3133
SportsRe: Most Active Football Players On Social Media by Joshrob(m): 4:24pm On Mar 14, 2020
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