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Romance / Re: else by Joshrob(m): 10:01am On Dec 13, 2018
kay4kay:



Please what is Olosho

Runs Girls
Excort
Romance / Re: else by Joshrob(m): 12:05am On Dec 13, 2018
pedrilo:
u hav bn mugulized in Armageddon.
Here in Lagos, u can get short time for as low as 2k. Fresh babe I tell ya
Buhari era don increase their hardship

Who goes for short time when you have the hoise to yourself..team all night

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Romance / Re: else by Joshrob(m): 7:23pm On Dec 12, 2018
romenna:
Took my compulsory 2 weeks annual leave cos d org i work for dnt allow leave roll over.
After 3 days in my flat alone, i got bored, no bae for now so i decided to log on to insta.messenger.
checked some few hookkers out and contacted one close to my crib for short time n we agreed for 2k
within 10mins this babe was in my bed, scckin n bangin like no tomoro.
she did everytin wit all her hrt and i was shocked.
rewarded her by upping the amount i finally gave to her. she thanked me and promise to do well me anytime i call.
she got home, called me to appreciate me again and to let me knw was home. (I was a bit irritated, like wetin concern me)
after four days, dis babe called to say hello, i was very brief wit her on fone and dat was it.
two weeks later she called that she wants to visit me for sex all nyt, and that i can giv her anytin i hav.
I allowed her come over but i was suspectin her.
she came, did well as usual, and she made a comment durin d romp that she doesnt want to fcck me, that she wants to make luv to me.
dis olosho wanted a kiss, but i rejected.
she got home the next day and called to inform me.
now she just called again to say hi and i was very brief dis time cos i no wan do again.
very funny situation av never experienced b4

Olosho 2k?...
Are you staying in the far north..
Where I stay Olosho is 7k with I beg...negotiation start from 25k or 39k.
Guy you sure say nor be retired olosho or person grandmama you go Bleep so?

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Politics / Re: Boy Places Shirt For Senator Akpabio To Walk On, Gets N500K To Buy New One by Joshrob(m): 5:03am On Dec 04, 2018
studio14:
Don't believe everything you read online the man may say give him 500k his aid will give him 200 naira

At this time when the election is very close,politicians are the best client to work with,they are ready to spend money..just give them reason to spend it and see them pumping the money out..
That boy might even end up getting more than 500k because his colleagues can still add to it.
Sports / Re: Tottenham Fan Arrested For Throwing Banana At Aubameyang by Joshrob(m): 3:07pm On Dec 03, 2018
harkandey:
grin he resemble monkey tho

You're a fool...
Nairaland / General / Re: Have You Ever Been Stranded? Share Your Story. by Joshrob(m): 8:09pm On Nov 30, 2018
kebliss:

I can relate sinach Ema
But u try treck frm oz to oleh

Nor be small thing that day o..I just zero mind trek am
Nairaland / General / Re: Have You Ever Been Stranded? Share Your Story. by Joshrob(m): 1:27pm On Nov 30, 2018
mine happen when I was still schooling in Delsu oleh campus..then there was no atm in oleh,we have to go to ozoro to withdraw cash..
This very friday after EMA class I use my last 50 card to join a bus to ozoro..getting to the bank,the atm just stop dispensing and people are waiting for the bank staff to load the machine..That's how I joined them to wait.
Waited from 2 to 5pm,before they load the machine..when it got to my turn to withdraw,I brought out my wallet to bring out my atm but all I could see is my sch I.d, S.P.E I.d card and my voters card..I almost fainted..
I would have joined a bike home and collect money from my guys in the hostel to pay but most guys have traveled for weekend,we are few and all of us are broke,must are even waiting for me to cook soup.
I just zero my mind and trek from ozoro to oleh with help of my BlackBerry and my ear pies..I played eminem songs all through.

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Celebrities / Re: Empress Njamah Slaughter A Big Cow For her Birthday Party (Pictures) by Joshrob(m): 9:48pm On Nov 25, 2018
Money that should be use to buy weapons for Nigerian army that's what you're using to buy a cow for your birthday..Mr freeze

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Foreign Affairs / Re: California’s Deadliest Wildfire Finally Tamed by Joshrob(m): 9:17pm On Nov 25, 2018
SweetBuns:
Can Nigeria ever recover this fast from such disaster if it ever happens here?
Like for No, Share for Yes

It can't happen in Nigeria..they build must of there houses with woods,make it easy to get burn..

That area is supposed to be a reserved forest area but the big guys went there to build houses because they don't want neighbours around them.

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Religion / Re: Daddy Freeze Reacts To Dunamis Glory Dome Dedication In Abuja by Joshrob(m): 9:09pm On Nov 25, 2018
this one don dey kolo o..

Did we even know who we are fighting against?..
So the church should buy weapons and give to the Nigerian government,tomorrow they will give the weapons to boko haram to kill Christians..

Ani o ti ya were

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Romance / Re: A Lady's Experience With A Bleep And Run Client by Joshrob(m): 5:30pm On Nov 25, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Funny. But these ladies should learn to collect Atleast half of the money first

When they have not done anything yet..
Maybe after first round,he should pay half payment, then why she's leaving give her the rest..

But it seems all those girls are always hungry,must you eat in your client house..you will hear hope food dey ur house?..
NYSC / Re: Niger NYSC Camp Is The Worst Ever – Kazaure by Joshrob(m): 12:33pm On Nov 22, 2018
I think wailo camp(bauchi state) still remain one of the best in the country..
Nice place..

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Crime / Re: Soldier Barbing A Civilian’s Hair Against His Wish In Egbeda, Lagos by Joshrob(m): 11:04pm On Nov 21, 2018
Authoreety:
Hmmmm



My people we hav to wake up against ds men in uniform o.. Wch kain nonsense be ds just cos he is carrying a gun...

Somebody should have planked him from behind!

Rubbish!

Oga you nor get hand,go and plank him na?..
You will regret you wake up to see today,just be wandering why you didn't just die in your sleep.

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Sports / Re: Ahmed Musa Takes A Lovely Selfie With The Security Men (Picture) by Joshrob(m): 8:55am On Nov 21, 2018
[quote author=LuciferElohim post=73161244]Who is that fat evening newspaper wearing fake Emmanuel Amuneke's jersey there?

If I ever become President, fat people would be sent to concentration camps.

*spits angry[/quote)

Lols
Guy you wicked o...
It took me some secs to get the gist, it's the lady you're calling evening newspaper.
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Slams Patience Ozokwor Over 'Born Again' Preaching On Wigs, Weavons by Joshrob(m): 9:49am On Nov 20, 2018
Olodo24:
then see Mary see Jesus.


Tonto is right on this one. It's personal. I chose not to go to church anymore at my own peril

Ehe..why are you telling us?..
Who cares if you go to church or not,have anyone called you to ask why you hv not been attending church services?..
Obviously they did not even notice or miss you.

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Crime / Re: Birthday Party In Lushi, Bauchi Turns Bloody, 3 Die, 8 Injured, 75 Arrested by Joshrob(m): 8:05pm On Nov 19, 2018
Why won't they fight and kill each other, when they only having there party in the mid night after taking many concoctions to get high..
I stay ther for a year,I know what am saying.
Sports / Re: Referee Bakary Gassama Apologises To Nigeria After South Africa Match by Joshrob(m): 10:26pm On Nov 18, 2018
[quote author=Lhimeet post=73092114] This is just pure Incompetency..

Nothing like availability of VAR..

Before VAR, how do they officiate matches?

That second offside showed how backward and incompetent Africa football officiating has grown to be..

Just imagine the gap between the last defender and Musa.

Even without VAR, how on earth was that disallowed?

F**K their apologetic message.. undecided

**Modified**

Why blame the referee?

He only followed the useless linesmen call..

Clearly, the linesmen are the mad ones here.
[/quotpe]

That second one was just too clear,the distance was much..we watching the match at home knew it's wasn't an offside even before the replay..seriously there's more to that match than what they are telling us..FIFA need to investigate the officials

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Romance / Re: Korean Couple Got Married In Matching Suits (Photos) by Joshrob(m): 7:21pm On Nov 18, 2018
That's why I love slim girls..no big ass,no big boobs..everything normal
That's why she look good in that suit.
Will show this to that my future wife,maybe she will like it..I think she will look more beautiful in suit than that over load wedding gown..
Slim girls got swag

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Business / Re: Help!!! I Mistakenly Sent N1m To A Uber Driver by Joshrob(m): 9:15pm On Nov 17, 2018
JoseVanMoyes:



u r lying, what's ur daily transfer limit....

Whats are you saying..normal daily limit is 1million if your account details are up to date.
If you have nothing to say just shut up and gerrout of here.

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Sports / Re: Super Eagles Sing & Celebrate As They Qualify For #2019AFCON by Joshrob(m): 8:24pm On Nov 17, 2018
mapet:


... also let me add that we Christians should also accommodate and join Muslims who may want to sing/pray as well

Muslim songs are boring,just as if they are mourning..all you will hearing is girls using there nose to sing.
I can bet that non of my muslim friends (guys) have any muslim song in there phone but you can find at list one Christian song in there play list.
Make una nor vex o..na watin I see I dey talk so
Sports / Re: Super Eagles Sing & Celebrate As They Qualify For #2019AFCON by Joshrob(m): 8:19pm On Nov 17, 2018
I think NFA should petition that lines man..what is he even thinking,for both occasion it's not that tight for him to say he made a mistake,the south African defenders are way ahead of the Nigerian players..he just don't have any excuse of making thesame mistake twice in one match..
Nigeria is a very big football nation in africa to be rubed in a football match in Africa..
Fifa might cheat us,no wahala we still be smally for the world but not here in africa..
NFA should be taking things like this serious before it's get out of hand..you can't do that to England even if it's a friendly match for there youth team..the lines man name will be on every sport news by now.
Even supersport couldn't show both replays twice,they are ashame of the linesman.
We are hv a penalty that the referee wave for corner kick when musa was triped in the box,super sport refuse to show the replay.
They all know what they are doing...

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Romance / Re: Pls What Documents Do You Need For Your Final Year Clearance? by Joshrob(m): 9:02am On Nov 17, 2018
quinSonia:
People, I need your opinions

Mod please push to the right section

We do file update every year in my school,so we have a copy every receipt,course form and school fees printout in our personal file..
Making it easy for us to do our final clearance,all you hv to do is carry your file personal file to the sch,do some photocopy and submit to relevant authorities..
I did mine under 2 hours.
So if you have a personal file,all your documents should be inside,just take it to sch and do the necessary things.
Celebrities / Re: I’m Not Your Aunt – Uriel Cries Out by Joshrob(m): 10:48pm On Nov 10, 2018
[quote author=kimbraa post=72856646]I could relate my dear! People should stop calling her Aunt 'cause it would make her feel she's old.

That is how a girl I'm just 2years older where I work calls me Aunty. I unconscious answer, and on a second thought ask myself of what she sees me as while looking at herself. cheesy Nigerians sha![/quote

I think she's right,you really look like those aunty that will call you back when pass and not greet them..
Aunty going night o!..
Sports / Re: Danny Welbeck May Not Play Football Again - UK Doctor by Joshrob(m): 9:43pm On Nov 09, 2018
Reference:
Arsenal and career defining, career ending player injuries sha. Eduardo, Van Persie, Santi Cazorla, Wilshire, and that black chap who played something like 3 times in 3 years.... funny enough when these guys leave the club they spring back to life. Cazorla is having the time of his life at Villareal now. Is it the style of play, the training regime, diet or what? One thing I've noticed however, Arsenal players rarely ever bulk up throughout their time at the club and sometimes muscle mass in the right places help.
...

How many villareal games have you watched this season?..
Cazorla is not in a good shape again,lost those skill and flair. What he does now is to chip little pass around..he hardly even play
Apart from van persie,non of those arsenal injury players have performed well in the clubs they moved to,they are just a squad player.
Travel / Re: Different Types Of Okada Men In Nigeria (Meme Collection) by Joshrob(m): 10:50am On Nov 09, 2018
No 1 is true..
That's how one bike man use to carry me until he knows almost all where I want to go..if come out in the morning,he knows where am going..friday ad sunday evening he knows where am going to..
We are like paddy(friends) now,he can talk for africa and knows almost all the babes in my estate name.
Romance / Re: When Did You Join Nairaland. Share Your Experiences by Joshrob(m): 11:51pm On Nov 07, 2018
2009 when I was looking update on jamb and post ume..
Nairaland really help me that period.

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Health / Re: Sweating On The Palms, How Do I Stop it? by Joshrob(m): 2:50pm On Nov 02, 2018
mytime24:
thank u, mr wisdom angry

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Health / Re: Sweating On The Palms, How Do I Stop it? by Joshrob(m): 2:21pm On Nov 02, 2018
mytime24:
Put ur hands inside mix cement in d mornin
For 1hour angry
Thank me later grin

Shey you know you're a fool ba..

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Romance / Re: Lady Sits On Her Fiancé's Shoulder In Colourful Pre-Wedding Pictures by Joshrob(m): 2:32pm On Oct 30, 2018
Headlesschicken:
undecided Nice buh i wonder why he even bothered to place his hand on her flat back,i keep on saying No @$$ No Marriage for me.... grin enjoy yuh tooth pick bro...

Every man with his own spec..
I prefer girls like her to all those girls with big boobs and ass..all those things don't freak me
Sometimes my friends do ask me what I see in slim girls,I don't know I just dey trip for them die..
Gaming / Max Payne by Joshrob(m): 12:54pm On Oct 30, 2018
Please can anyone tell me the site to download max payne game(1,2 and 3) for pc or shear a link to download it...

Thanks
Romance / Re: Marrying A Lady Your Friend Slept With In The Past by Joshrob(m): 4:58pm On Oct 29, 2018
I can't even date a girl my friend have dated before,talkless of having sex with her..
If you practice this my principle,you won't be having urge for your friends girl,even she try seducing you.

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Romance / Re: Some Lies Ladies Tell In A Relationship- Meme Collection by Joshrob(m): 3:18pm On Oct 22, 2018
princeemmma:
I can't make it again, something came up

AMEN o...

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