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LesbianBoy:
OP that part where you said people don't care where you work any longer is a big fat lie. Tell an average nigerian girl that you work in chevron and see whether she won't "finish" you with "love".....lol

Nwokem relax, not everything is about women!!!

Short. break, Short sex, Short brain... Moments of frustration can make one do silly things.






make I just read comments waka commot here, my soup dey fire..

Its long overdue...

Pls oo..there was this pa chukwudi44 on nairaland, Abeg who help me see am bc as the spokesman for our yam eaters on nairaland, he should come defend his masters.


Quote me wrongly & see ur ass bundled to kirikiri.

Seriously, stupidity is grade by grade.

Your trouser length is 32, u buy d full material dat can achieve dat, but u insist d tailor use 27 as d length.

D trouser is ready, u pit it on, loosen ur belt & pull it down to cover ur socks all in d name of swag & fashion.
I really pray God help u o.

DAYO was in very high spirit as he drove to the university campus, mentally bonking the array of girls that wiggled their hips on his route. He cursed as he saw his 19-year-old daughter in the midst of a few friends. Too late, she’d seen the car. The look on her face was pure joy as she ran towards him. “What are you doing around here daddy.” She squealed. Not actually expecting an answer, she jumped into the passenger seat and babbled on about needing money to go with her friends to an ‘eatry’.
“If she were older, she would have realised I wasn’t all that pleased to see her,” Dayo said. “I was on the campus to see Tonia, my daughter’s older friend and that was not my first visit either. I had to lie that I came to find out about a friend who was to resume lecturing there. Tonia and Ikepo, my daughter are very good friends. In fact, it was Ikepo who once brought her to the house for a sleep-over.
They instantly took to each other after, spending so much time together and the sleep-over has since been a regular thing. Tonia is a very pretty 21- year-old girl who always flirted with me mercilessly whenever she came visiting. “From time to time, she’d accidentally be changing ‘innocently’ when I’d walk past their bedroom door, and she always made suggestive comments whenever it was just the two of us. On one of her visits, my daughter had to go to the shops to get a few things and didn’t go with Tonia because she was fixing her hair.
It was the first time it had been just the two of us as my wife was on night duty in the hospital she worked for. I was busy in my study when Tonia came in. All her teasing had got to me and when she took off her top and kissed me, I was a goner! I tried so hard to resist her but my wife and I seldom had sex, and there was this sex pot rubbing herself against me.
We had sex and it was the most refreshing experience I’d had in years. Nothing beats a lithe body with a wealth of experience when you’re having sex. What’s more, my sexual tension had been building and building for a long time and I felt powerless to resist her. “She casually put back her clothes afterwards and smiled suggestively as she left my study. I knew as an adult, I should have told her to stop but she was an adult herself.
Her sexual experience must have taken her a long time and, a few partners to acquire. So, if she was willing, who was I to deny myself the pleasure of a strings attached sex? What we had was a consensual sex between adults didn’t feel I was cheating on my wife because she had long regarded sex as nothing but a duty.
“And you shouldn’t forget the fact that she seduced me, and as much as we like to think of girls that age as innocent, a lot of them have been sexually active for years. After she’d directly sexually stimulated me, after I’d been without meaningful sex for a long time, I’d be a fool to give her a lecture and send, her into the arms of another willing partner! I’m a man, not a monk. So I took what any man would give his right arm for.
“On the days that her so called sleep-overs with my daughter become few and far-between, I would make arrangement to pick her up on campus and take her to my guest house. But on this day in question, my daughter beat her to my car! Of course, she had no clue I was seeing Tonia, and I prayed she would quickly leave. So I gave her more money than should I, and she happily ran towards where her friends were waiting for her. My phone had beeped when she was with me.
I read the message, it was from Tonia asking me to drive towards the gate— she was already there waiting for me! She told me she saw Ikepo in my car and took a cab to the gate. Clever girl! She thinks of everything and as I handed her her own ‘egunje’ she was more than happy to come with me to our love nest.
“I don’t ask her any silly questions about boyfriends. I’m almost 30 years older than her and I have no intention of marrying a second wife. I’m sure the thought never even crossed her mind to get hitched to me. She is always insisting on my bringing some condom. The last time she travelled on holidays, she brought back a lot of the latest brand that is as good as your skin.
I’m terribly fond of her. I would feel very sad the day our affair ends, but a few of my close friends who knew about us told me these girls knew a good thing when they found it, that I shouldn’t be surprised if she continued the relationship even after she got married. If that happens, I wouldn’t say no— we’ll both be doing each other a favour.”
source: www.vanguardngr.com/2016/01/she-took-off-her-top-kissed-me-i-was-a-goner/

Its amazing at how much hypocrisy we exhibit on public forums most times.

We buy insecticides to kill ants, mosquitoes & the likes & som lowlifes are here bashing the op for killing a snake which could have possibly seen him dead in less than 30mins with a single bite.
So I ask, apart from malaria, who don die from mosquito bite
that mosquito wey everybody hate so much.

OP,if u see 100 cobras in ur house, kill dem 100times.

Its amazing at how much hypocrisy we exhibit on public forums most times.

We buy insecticides to kill ants, mosquitoes & the likes & som1 lowlifes are here bashing the op for killing a snake which could have possibly seen him dead in less than 30mins with a single bite.
So I ask, apart from malaria, who don die from mosquito bite
that mosquito wey everybody hate so much.

OP,if u see 100 cobras in ur house, kill dem 100times.

A young woman goes to see the doctor to ask his
advice on a very sensitive matter. “I’m getting
married on Saturday,” the distraught young lady
cries, “and my husband is convinced I’m a virgin.
What he doesn’t know is that I lost my virginity
years ago. Is there any way I can convince him that
I am still a chaste?” ‘’Medically no,” the doctor
replies.
“But I do have a suggestion which may help. On
your wedding night, when you’re getting ready for
bed, slide an elastic band around your thigh.
When your husband enters you, simply twang the
band with your fingers
and tell your husband the sound is your hymen
snapping.”
On the big day, the newly weds go up to their
honeymoon suite. The bride goes into the bathroom
and slips the elastic band around her thigh.
The couple then get down to some serious married
sex. Just as her husband enters her, the bride
snaps the band and moans with what she thinks is
a mixture of ecstasy and pain. “What the hell was
that?” her husband cries. “Oooh,” the woman
moans. “That must have been my virginity
snapping, honey.” “Well,” shouts her husband,
“snap it back again. It’s caught round my tackler!”[b]A young woman goes to see the doctor to ask his
advice on a very sensitive matter. “I’m getting
married on Saturday,” the distraught young lady
cries, “and my husband is convinced I’m a virgin.
What he doesn’t know is that I lost my virginity
years ago. Is there any way I can convince him that
I am still a chaste?” ‘’Medically no,” the doctor
replies.
“But I do have a suggestion which may help. On
your wedding night, when you’re getting ready for
bed, slide an elastic band around your thigh.
When your husband enters you, simply twang the
band with your fingers
and tell your husband the sound is your hymen
snapping.”
On the big day, the newly weds go up to their
honeymoon suite. The bride goes into the bathroom
and slips the elastic band around her thigh.
The couple then get down to some serious married
sex. Just as her husband enters her, the bride
snaps the band and moans with what she thinks is
a mixture of ecstasy and pain. “What the hell was
that?” her husband cries. “Oooh,” the woman
moans. “That must have been my virginity
snapping, honey.” “Well,” shouts her husband,
“snap it back again. It’s caught round my tackler!”

hope you all had a gr8 Sunday.

source:
www.vanguardngr.com/2016/01/abortion-can-change-mens-lives-too-2/

Seriously..
Bum shorts look cool on ladies..esp if urs is moderately endowed like mine, you go like make rock am steadily..


Nice designs.

Its sick watching dis bunch of debased politicians without principles jump from one party to d other just to keep feeding their egos & stomach in d guise of "carrying their ppl along".
Chai..if say Jim nwobodo Sef be my popsy..I go don disown am since..

Nonsense!!!

If Ekwunife like, make she turn to office cleaner at d APC Secretariat.. she won't smell dat ticket.

The Act of leadership is never easy, sometimes you do d right things via d wrong means.
I'm aware certain budgetary provisions elicited so many howls from the PDP and other Nigerians but its withdrawal, albeit secretly was to harmonise these discrepancies and obtain a people-friendly budget.

Being in d opposition isn't a crime but opposing som1 just on account of personal hatred won't do anyone any good.
If you doubt, scream to d high heavens, PMB's ticket expires in 2019.


Let's criticise constructively.

vault:
Alfredo distefano was an argentine

yes boss, but Di Stéfano acquired Spanish citizenship in 1956 and made his debut for them on 30 January
1957 in a friendly in Madrid, scoring a hat-trick
in a 5–1 win.

ABEOKUTA—The Social Democratic Party, SDP,
in Ogun State has broken its silence over the
controversial N100 million allegedly collected by
its National Chairman, Chief Olu Falae from the
former Chairman Board of Trustees of the
Peoples Democratic Party, PDP,, Chief Tony
Anenih, saying, contrary to Falae’s claims of
distributing the money to state chapters of the
party, it did not get any money from him.
The money was allegedly linked with the $2.1
billion arms fund believed to have been
mismanaged by former National Security Adviser,
Sambo Dasuki.
Falae had admitted receiving N100 million from
Anenih.
The party, which was under the control of former
governor of the state, Chief Segun Osoba in a
statement jointly signed by its Chairman, Olu
Agemo and the Secretary, Clement Adeniyi
yesterday in Abeokuta, declared that it was never
notified of or involved in any negotiation to
partner with the PDP or any other party for the
purpose of winning the election or maintaining
peace during the period as claimed by Falae.
According to the party, ”We were never informed
by the National Secretariat of our party of the
decision to adopt former President Goodluck
Jonathan or any other candidate as the party’s
presidential candidate.
“That, we were never informed of any donation of
funds to the party by the PDP or any other party.
“That the SDP in Ogun State did not receive any
financial or campaign logistics assistance from
the national secretariat of our party or any of its
principal officers.
“That in April 2015 we made our position clear on
the sources of our campaign funding through
advertisement in the Guardian, Vanguard, Punch
and Tribune newspapers of Monday April 20,
before the current revelation.
“We plead with our members and supporters who
have received this untoward revelation with great
shock to remain calm and await the convocation
of a general meeting where these issues shall be
thoroughly discussed and appropriate decisions
taken,” the statement read.
.
“We assure you that the SDP in Ogun will
continue to operate within ethical and moral
norms as laid out in the principles of Progressive
Welfarism established by our progenitor, Chief
Obafemi Awolowo in the struggle to establish an
egalitarian, peaceful and equitable nation”, the
statement read.



source: www.vanguardngr.com/2016/01/arms-scandal-osoba-group-disowns-falae-over-n100m-donation/

A list of all Ballon d’Or winners since the first award in 1956 after Lionel Messi was crowned for a record fifth time at a ceremony in Zurich on Monday: 1956: Stanley Matthews (ENG) 1957: Alfredo Di Stefano (ESP) 1958: Raymond Kopa (FRA) 1959: Alfredo Di Stefano (ESP) 1960: Luis Suarez (ESP) 1961: Omar Sivori (ITA) 1962: Josef Masopust (CZE) 1963: Lev Yachine (USSR) 1964: Denis Law (SCO) 1965: Eusebio (POR) 1966: Bobby Charlton (ENG) 1967: Florian Albert (HUN) 1968: George Best (NIR) 1969: Gianni Rivera (ITA) 1970: Gerd Müller (GER) 1971: Johan Cruyff (NED) 1972: Franz Beckenbauer (GER) 1973: Johan Cruyff (NED) 1974: Johan Cruyff (NED) 1975: Oleg Blokhine (URSS) 1976: Franz Beckenbauer (GER) 1977: Alan Simonsen (DEN) 1978: Kevin Keegan (ENG) 1979: Kevin Keegan (ENG) 1980: Karl-Heinz Rummenigge (GER) 1981: Karl-Heinz Rummenigge (GER) 1982: Paolo Rossi (ITA) 1983: Michel Platini (FRA) 1984: Michel Platini (FRA) 1985: Michel Platini (FRA) 1986: Igor Belanov (USSR) 1987: Ruud Gullit (NED) 1988: Marco van Basten (NED) 1989: Marco van Basten (NED) 1990: Lothar Matthäus (GER) 1991: Jean-Pierre Papin (FRA) 1992: Marco van Basten (NED) 1993: Roberto Baggio (ITA) 1994: Hristo Stoïchkov (BUL) 1995: George Weah (LBR) 1996: Matthias Sammer (GER) 1997: Ronaldo (BRA) 1998: Zinédine Zidane (FRA) 1999: Rivaldo (BRA) 2000: Luis Figo (POR) 2001: Michael Owen (ENG) 2002: Ronaldo (BRA) 2003: Pavel Nedved (CZE) 2004: Andrei Shevchenko (UKR) 2005: Ronaldinho (BRA) 2006: Fabio Cannavaro (ITA) 2007: Kaka (BRA) 2008: Cristiano Ronaldo (POR) 2009: Lionel Messi (ARG) 2010: Lionel Messi (ARG) 2011: Lionel Messi (ARG) 2012: Lionel Messi (ARG) 2013: Cristiano Ronaldo (POR) 2014: Cristiano Ronaldo (POR) 2015: Lionel Messi (ARG)
source: www.vanguardngr.com/2016/01/list-of-previous-ballon-dor-winners/

cc: lalasticlala

A list of all Ballon d’Or winners since the first award in 1956 after Lionel Messi was crowned for a record fifth time at a ceremony in Zurich on Monday: 1956: Stanley Matthews (ENG) 1957: Alfredo Di Stefano (ESP) 1958: Raymond Kopa (FRA) 1959: Alfredo Di Stefano (ESP) 1960: Luis Suarez (ESP) 1961: Omar Sivori (ITA) 1962: Josef Masopust (CZE) 1963: Lev Yachine (USSR) 1964: Denis Law (SCO) 1965: Eusebio (POR) 1966: Bobby Charlton (ENG) 1967: Florian Albert (HUN) 1968: George Best (NIR) 1969: Gianni Rivera (ITA) 1970: Gerd Müller (GER) 1971: Johan Cruyff (NED) 1972: Franz Beckenbauer (GER) 1973: Johan Cruyff (NED) 1974: Johan Cruyff (NED) 1975: Oleg Blokhine (URSS) 1976: Franz Beckenbauer (GER) 1977: Alan Simonsen (DEN) 1978: Kevin Keegan (ENG) 1979: Kevin Keegan (ENG) 1980: Karl-Heinz Rummenigge (GER) 1981: Karl-Heinz Rummenigge (GER) 1982: Paolo Rossi (ITA) 1983: Michel Platini (FRA) 1984: Michel Platini (FRA) 1985: Michel Platini (FRA) 1986: Igor Belanov (USSR) 1987: Ruud Gullit (NED) 1988: Marco van Basten (NED) 1989: Marco van Basten (NED) 1990: Lothar Matthäus (GER) 1991: Jean-Pierre Papin (FRA) 1992: Marco van Basten (NED) 1993: Roberto Baggio (ITA) 1994: Hristo Stoïchkov (BUL) 1995: George Weah (LBR) 1996: Matthias Sammer (GER) 1997: Ronaldo (BRA) 1998: Zinédine Zidane (FRA) 1999: Rivaldo (BRA) 2000: Luis Figo (POR) 2001: Michael Owen (ENG) 2002: Ronaldo (BRA) 2003: Pavel Nedved (CZE) 2004: Andrei Shevchenko (UKR) 2005: Ronaldinho (BRA) 2006: Fabio Cannavaro (ITA) 2007: Kaka (BRA) 2008: Cristiano Ronaldo (POR) 2009: Lionel Messi (ARG) 2010: Lionel Messi (ARG) 2011: Lionel Messi (ARG) 2012: Lionel Messi (ARG) 2013: Cristiano Ronaldo (POR) 2014: Cristiano Ronaldo (POR) 2015: Lionel Messi (ARG)

source: www.vanguardngr.com/2016/01/list-of-previous-ballon-dor-winners/ cc: lalasticlala,

Penny wise pound foolish.





SMH

A goat dat refused to eat d bark of the yam & instead goes for d main yam is a witch...and witches must be hunted down!





Nigeria must be free from yam eaters!!!

Click like if u believe Nigeria should be free from yam eaters ..and share if PMB is making the required progress.

If ur brother, sister, uncle, nephew, niece, aunt, cousin or friend intends to join politics. You can help them to be on the right path by advising dem, from the onset to be wary of "loose funds" dat may end up in their accounts by "mistake" by so doing u can save urself d stress of having to scream witch hunt for ages when karma begins its dear work.. As for me, I dnt exactly see anything wrong in "hunting witches".

and dis

more pics

I just wanted to share a few pictures from my design...how do you see them

Dannyset:
Why will you charge this man for money laundering only? That won't sentence him for more than 20 years! We want charges that will give his kind life imprisonment, and that should be after getting back our money oo.
No time for shi t.

Aaargh boss u dey vex ni...
anyway, Dats wat they merit..
dnt u think even 20yrs imprisonment in a Nigerian prison is equivalent to life sentence in d US prison?

The Federal Government Tuesday filed charges against businessman and media proprietor, Raymond Dokpesi before the Federal high Court, Abuja in relation to his alleged receipt of about N2.1billion in the from the last administration from funds meant for the purchase of arms.
The Nation learnt that filed by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) has six counts. It is marked: FHC/ABJ/CR/380/2015. Dokpesi is charged along with his company – Daar Holding and Investment Limited. They are accused of violating the Money Laundering Act, the EFCC Act and the Public Procurement Act. The charge is yet to be assigned to any judge for hearing.
Dokpesi is the second person to be charged among some highly placed Nigerians accused of involvement in the mismanagement funds meant for the purchase of military wares under the Goodluck Jonathan administration.
Already, a former National Security Adviser (NSA), Sambo Mohammed Dasuki is being tried before the Federal High Court, Abuja for illegal possession of firearms and money laundering. Dokpsi, who is currently on bail from the EFCC, was last Friday ordered to be produced by Justice Gabriel Kolawole (also of the Federal High Court, Abuja)
The order followed an ex-parte application by Dokpesi, who claimed to have been unlawfully detained beyond 48 hours by the EFCC. The judge, who heard Dokpesi’s lawyer, Mike Ozekhome (SAN) in chambers, ordered the EFCC to produce Dokpesi before his court on the next hearing date ofDecember 14.
Ozekhome, who told journalists what happened in the judge’s chambers, said the judge also ordered the EFCC to show cause why he should not grant Dokpesi’s prayer for unconditional or conditional bail.
Dokpesi had, in the application, prayed for an order compelling the respondent to produce the applicant who is presently in its custody or any other place of detention before this court on the date this application comes up for hearing. He also sought an order admitting the applicant to bail on self recognisance or on such favourable and liberal terms as this court may deem fit to make in the circumstances of this case, pending the formal arraignment of the applicant before a court of law. He hinged his prayers on the ground that no formal charge has been brought against him, over 48 hours after his detention.
The applicant said he went to honour a verbal invitation from officials of the EFCC on December 1 and had been detained since then after subjecting him to hours of “unprepared interrogation.”
He argued that the offences alleged against him “are ordinarily bailable.” He promised not to jump bail, not to interfere with witnesses or the course of justice if any formal charge was filed against him.
Dokpesi said, with his social status, the court could grant him bail on liberal terms. Or on self recognisance as he has no criminal antecedents or record. He promised to attend court if eventually he is formally arraigned.
In a supporting affidavit, the applicant said he was arrested over his inability to honour an invitation by the office of the National Security Adviser (NSA) inviting Daar Investment and Holding Limited (an arm of Daar Communications Ltd) “for discussion on the supply and services rendered to the Office of the NSA.”
He stated that while he was yet to perfect the bail granted him by the EFCC “on the most onerous,” it went before a Magistrate’s Court to procure an order to legitimise and further detain him.
www.thenationonlineng.net/fg-charges-dokpesi-with-money-laundering/

As it stands

A
Team P W D L GD Pts
1 Real Madrid 5 4 1 0 8 13
2 Paris St G 5 3 1 1 9 10
3 Shakt Donsk 5 1 0 4 -5 3
4 Malmö FF 5 1 0 4 -12 3

B
Team P W D L GD Pts
1 VfL Wolfsburg 5 3 0 2 2 9
2 Man Utd 5 2 2 1 1 8
3 PSV Eindhoven 5 2 1 2 0 7
4 CSKA 5 1 1 3 -3 4

C
Team P W D L GD Pts
1 Atl Madrid 5 3 1 1 7 10
2 Benfica 5 3 1 1 3 10
3 Galatasaray 5 1 1 3 -4 4
4 FC Astana 5 0 3 2 -6 3

D
Team P W D L GD Pts
1 Juventus 5 3 2 0 4 11
2 Man City 5 3 0 2 2 9
3 B M'gladbach 5 1 2 2 -2 5
4 Sevilla 5 1 0 4 -4 3

E
Team P W D L GD Pts
1 Barcelona 5 4 1 0 11 13
2 Roma 5 1 2 2 -5 5
3 Bayer Levkn 5 1 2 2 1 5
4 BATE Bor 5 1 1 3 -7 4

F
Team P W D L GD Pts
1 Bayern Mun 5 4 0 1 14 12
2 Olympiakos 5 3 0 2 -4 9
3 Arsenal 5 2 0 3 -1 6
4 Dinamo Zagreb 5 1 0 4 -9 3

G
Team P W D L GD Pts

1 Chelsea 5 3 1 1 8 10

2 FC Porto 5 3 1 1 3 10

3 Dynamo Kiev 5 2 2 1 3 8

4 M'bi Tel-Aviv 5 0 0 5 -14 0

H
Team P W D L GD Pts
1 Zenit St P 5 5 0 0 8 15
2 KAA Gent 5 2 1 2 0 7
3 Valencia 5 2 0 3 -2 6
4 Lyon 5 0 1 4 -6 1

source:
m.bbc.com/sport/football/34995276

Group G - Blues need a point Already qualified: Nobody Can still qualify: Porto, Chelsea, Dynamo Kiev Out of contention: Maccabi Tel Aviv This week's fixtures: Chelsea v Porto, Dynamo Kiev v Maccabi Tel Aviv (both Wednesday 19:45 GMT) Live text commentary on BBC Sport website and app Chelsea's fate in Group G is clear - they need a point from their meeting with Porto at Stamford Bridge to secure a place in the last 16. The winner of that match will top the group. Dynamo Kiev - who face whipping boys Maccabi Tel Aviv - will be sure of a place in the last 16 with a win thanks to a superior head-to-head record against Porto. If Kiev win and Chelsea and Porto draw, all three teams will finish on 11 points. Their fate would then be decided by their three-way head-to-head record - with their group results against each other converted into a mini-league - and it would be Porto who finish third and head into the Europa League. Group H - Key managerial debut for Neville Already qualified: Zenit St Petersburg Can still qualify: Gent, Valencia Out of contention: Lyon This week's fixtures: Gent v Zenit, Valencia v Lyon (both Wednesday, 19:45 GMT) Live text commentary on BBC Sport website and app Former Chelsea boss Andre Villas-Boas has dominated Group H, with his Zenit St Petersburg side holding the only 100% record in the competition. Zenit have long since sewn up top spot in the table - but can Gary Neville steer Valencia through? Neville, 40, will become the first English manager to take part in the Champions League group stages since Harry Redknapp's Tottenham reached the quarter-finals in 2011 when he takes charge for the home match against Lyon on Wednesday. The stakes could hardly be higher. Win, and Neville's new team will reach the last 16 - providing that Gent do not beat Zenit at home. A draw is no good for Neville, even if Gent lose, as the Belgians hold the upper hand in their head-to- head record.

Group D - City hope to top the group Already qualified: Juventus, Manchester City Out of contention: Borussia Monchengladbach, Sevilla This week's fixtures: Manchester City v Borussia Monchengladbach, Sevilla v Juventus (both Tuesday, 19:45 GMT) Live text commentary on BBC Sport website and app Despite losing home and away to Juventus, Manchester City have safely secured passage from Group D and will be hoping for a helping hand in a bid to finish top. After being knocked out by Barcelona in each of the last two seasons, Manuel Pellegrini will be keen to win the group and avoid another big hitter. To finish top, City need to beat Borussia Monchengladbach at the Etihad and hope that Sevilla beat last year's finalists Juve in Spain. Any other combination of results will see the Italian side take top spot. Sevilla have won the Europa League for each of the last two seasons and will be back in the competition if they win and Monchengladbach do not beat City. Group E - Who will join Barca in last 16? Already qualified: Barcelona Can still qualify: Roma, Bayer Leverkusen, BATE Borisov This week's fixtures: Bayer Leverkusen v Barcelona, Roma v BATE Borisov (both Wednesday, 19:45 GMT) Live text commentary on BBC Sport website and app Even with an injury to talisman Lionel Messi, holders Barcelona have cruised through the group, sewing up top spot easily with Luis Suarez scoring five goals in five games. Opponents Leverkusen need to beat Barca and hope that Roma do not win at home to BATE Borisov to take second spot. Conversely, Roma will definitely progress with a victory. BATE will go through if they win and Leverkusen drop points. Group F - Like 1989, Gunners need a two-goal win... Already qualified: Bayern Munich Can still qualify: Olympiakos, Arsenal Out of contention: Dinamo Zagreb This week's fixtures: Olympiakos v Arsenal, Dinamo Zagreb v Bayern Munich (both Wednesday, 19:45 GMT) Live text commentary on BBC Sport website and app. Full match commentary on BBC Radio 5 live. The only team capable of challenging El Clasico ? Bayern Munich shrugged off a 2-0 defeat at the Emirates to make it through to the last 16 easily and have won Group F. The question is, can Arsenal join them? The Gunners can qualify in second place with a better head-to-head record than Olympiakos. They need a win in Athens that 'beats' Olympiakos' 3-2 win in London in September. For example 2-0, 4-2 - though as a 3-2 win would also be good enough for Arsenal to go through on overall goal difference, in practice they would go through with any win apart from 1-0 or 2-1. They have history of winning by a two-goal margin when it matters. "It's up for grabs noooowwwww..."

Champions League group-by-group guide.
Thirteen into seven just won't go. As the group stage of the Champions League comes to an end this week, 13 sides are in the running for the seven remaining spaces in the knockout rounds. Manchester City are among the nine teams who have ensured their progress before Tuesday and Wednesday's final games, but fellow Premier League sides Manchester United, Arsenal and Chelsea all have work to do. With the ranking of teams finishing level on points decided on their head-to-head records before goal difference, BBC Sport looks at the picture in each group. Group A - Real & PSG through Already qualified: Real Madrid, Paris St-Germain Out of contention: Shakhtar Donetsk, Malmo This week's fixtures: Real Madrid v Malmo, Paris St-Germain v Shakhtar Donetsk (both Tuesday, 19:45 GMT) Live text commentary on BBC Sport website and app European giants PSG and Real have secured their places in the knockout phase, with Real also wrapping up that all-important group winner's spot. All that is left to play for in Group A is third place and a spot in the Europa League. Shakhtar lead Malmo on head-to-head record thanks to a 4-0 win in Lviv in November. The Ukrainian side will take third spot unless Malmo gain more points than them on Tuesday. At the Bernabeu. The Swedes have finished bottom of their Uefa group on both previous occasions - in the Champions League last season and in the Europa League in 2011-12. Group B - United need a win Already qualified: Nobody Can still qualify: Wolfsburg, Manchester United , PSV Eindhoven Out of contention: CSKA Moscow This week's fixtures: PSV v CSKA Moscow, Wolfsburg v Manchester United (both Tuesday, 19:45 GMT) Live text commentary on BBC Sport website and app. Full match commentary on BBC Radio 5 live. Manchester United have left themselves with a lot of work to do to qualify from a wide-open Group B. United head to Germany needing a win to secure qualification, with a draw not enough if PSV Eindhoven beat CSKA Moscow in the night's other game. The only way a point will be enough for Louis van Gaal's side to progress is if PSV do not win at home to CSKA. Wolfsburg will top the group if they beat United, but will also qualify with a draw regardless of results elsewhere. A United win could see the German side eliminated though. PSV will be motivated by the knowledge that if they do win, they are definitely through. A PSV draw will be enough for them to finish second if Manchester United lose. Whoever finishes third out of United, PSV or Wolfsburg will enter the Europa League. Group C - Smooth sailing for Benfica and Atleti Already qualified: Benfica, Atletico Madrid Out of contention: Galatasaray, Astana This week's fixtures: Benfica v Atletico Madrid, Galatasaray v Astana (both Tuesday, 19:45 GMT) Live text commentary on BBC Sport website and app Benfica and 2014 runners-up Atletico Madrid are already through and a point from their showdown in Lisbon on Tuesday will be enough for the hosts to top the group. Galatasaray - whose only win so far came against Benfica - will take third spot and a Europa League place unless they lose at home to Astana of Kazakhstan.

protegesol:
Why not come take Fashola's job. She should just STFU!

She didn't call for hate.
That woman is an achiever per excellence.
You should have learnt already that the more of you hating her down dis part of the world, the more she soars.
So chill & pray ur own daughter/sister/wife reaches her level too.
No offenses meant anyway.

Former Minister for Finance, Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-
Iweala, has said the solution to Nigeria’s power
problem lies in off-grid initiatives that are
climate friendly and also promotes sustainable
development.


Okonjo-Iweala, who spoke at the Conference of
Parties (COP 21) to the United Nations
Framework Convention on Climate Change,
(UNFCCC) in Paris, Franc, said Nigeria needs to
get the private sector involved in the power
sector, adding that government must look at
renewable and off-grid solutions like the solar
power generation.

She said: “Almost three quarters of
infrastructure that Africa needs, we still don’t
have it. This means that the power we need, the
road and the railway, we can still get these
infrastructures and have it in a way that is
friendly to climate change that lowers emission
and puts us on a low carbon growth path. How
do we do that?


“We have to get the private sector, we are
looking at power, look at renewable energy, we
are not saying renewable should be everything
because Africa should have a mix. We can still
use gas to some extent, but we should increase
the renewable. Our companies that are investing
should look at off- grid solutions, let our
companies get off -grid solar solutions for our
people before other people come into it because
that is what always happens. Instead of flaring,
we can use the gas, we can convert this gas for
our use and I know government has the power
to do that.”

The former minister, who is also the
Commissioner, Global Commission on the
Economy and Climate spoke at a session titled:
Climate Change in Africa: Financing Sustainable
Pathways for Development at the ongoing
Climate Change talks.

She said the solution for climate change lies in
Africa because of the opportunity to build
renewable infrastructures on the continent.
“Africa should stop playing the victim game. We
are not supposed to be going to the West to beg
as victims, we should be telling them that the
solution is in Africa. Our infrastructures are just
developing we have the opportunity to build in a
climate friendly way and avoid the mistakes of
the developed nations, “she added.

Okonjo-Iweala said African countries should
divert funds used in fossil fuel subsidy towards
the generation of renewable energy.

source:
www.thenationonlineng.net/nigeria-needs-off-grid-solution-to-power-problems-okonjo-iweala-2/

Politicians are not born, they are excreted. - CICERO

Just imagine what these fools are doing to the Nigerian economy & the effects its having on d population...

when they campaign, they promise accountability, and heaven & earth..only to go steal us blind.

Its high time we start administering oaths of office with amadioha, Ogun, or okija or d likes & they shld swear to die d moment they touch our yams..

then let's see if Nigeria won't get better...God is merciful & slow to anger & it appears they believe its for their benefit.

As I lay down on my bed this early morning, several thoughts spinning through my little brain..I just thought about starting this thread.

I know the thread caption may sound a little weird,but it reflects the true state of most job seekers, graduates & non graduates alike.
As a graduate, I just rounded up my Nysc this past October and its glaring that what everyone expects of me, friends and family alike, is to quickly get a job, settle down & face the duties ahead. but being from a low background, it wasn't a funny experience pulling through a Nigerian university in this 21st century, when without cash, everything seems to work against you.. for most people from similar background, there's never a reason to lose hope.

I'm yet to get a job,yes but while I wait, I try to improve myself in things that I know I missed out in while in the university. Having been able to acquire a laptop during my service year, I set myself to the task of becoming familiar with relevant softwares in my field, being someone who wants to fully practice my profession and believe me, it gives a great sense of achievement and focus.

For me, I always put myself in the shoes of a potential employer and try to see if I posses the necessary skills that may warrant me to hire such person.

For an average graduate, the prospect of securing a job is slim, but when you're equipped with some relevant skill-sets, it gives you an edge and confidence over someone who doesn't posses this skills.

While you wait for that dream job, improve yourself by reading widely (I don't mean motivational books, though one or two may be good)..
and learn the use of computer softwares.. it may just be the difference maker.

May Oluwa Bless our hustle.