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Wonderful!!

So local men desert this thread like this

I'm waiting for the elders..

incminx81156:
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You and your ilk have become a nuisance on this forum.

There is a clear route for advertisements which you clearly subvert...I wonder how you'd feel when people who visit your stupid website find ways to post advertorials without your approval.

Expired dimwit!!

Looks like something wey dem wan use act horror movie.

A genuine link to download some of these Korean movies will be highly appreciated.

Very freaky premonition.

By the way, all these people that see the scam "see below" guys and still go ahead with their comments, wetin una gain

Just tap "Report" , "Rule 16" and voila, other readers and those who want to post comments can do so with peace without having to scroll through their madness.

Let's help the mods sanitize NL

That's ASA road Aba, I know what I'm saying.

Nice...I'm already trying to download the "weightless" song.

Chai!!
Imagine this mofo comparing Ohaneze Ndigbo with Miyetti Allah.

What business does light have with darkness??
Na dem dem, they will sure defend them.

Why not roll out the tanks against them like it was done to IPOB whose activities were peaceful??

Why not proscribe them too??

This monstrosity that the north has pampered and failed to control will be their undoing. Its not about holding political power, but its about being able to sleep with both eyes closed even while holding such power.

For me, the man hasn't said anything to warrant an arrest.

Those calling for his arrest are just low lives who would make worse dictators than their lord and master if given the opportunity.

Galatayuwalo84:
See below

Ole!!
Never ever try this rubbish on my thread!

MondayOsunbor:
I feel your pain i . please buy MTN Lumos and buy DC fan as I did thank u

Can you enlighten me about this MTN lumos or where I can get detailed info on it?

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Ukrainian comedian Volodymyr Zelensky has won a run-off election to become the country's next president by a landslide, exit polls suggest.

The polls give him more than 70% support. He dominated the first round of voting three weeks ago when 39 candidates were on the ticket.
Mr Zelensky challenged incumbent president Petro Poroshenko.

Mr Poroshenko has admitted defeat but told supporters gathered in Kiev that he will not leave politics.

"I will never let you down," Mr Zelensky told supporters on Sunday.
He added: "While I am not formally president yet, as a citizen of Ukraine I can tell all post-Soviet countries: 'Look at us! Everything is possible!'"

If polls are correct, he will be elected for a five-year term.
Ukraine's president holds significant powers over the security, defence and foreign policy of the country.

Mr Zelensky, 41, is best known for starring in a political satirical drama called Servant of the People in which his character accidentally becomes Ukrainian president.
He ran under a political party with the same name as his show.

With no previous political experience, his campaign focused on his difference to the other candidates rather than on any concrete policy ideas.

Despite this, he won the first round with more than 30% of the vote - almost double what Mr Poroshenko got when he finished in second place with 15.95%.

More at:
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-48007487

Loans wey una dey debit people money anyhow to recover??

Rubbish Bank...
If Access Bank remember you eh, you go just dey get inexplicable debit alerts..#50, #100, #65.. Till the funds are down.

NgeneUkwenu:
Abeg leave that for UBA. I have a Corperate Account i abandoned with a balance of 10K since 2012. Now the account is in a debit of 806 Naira.

Na only God go punish Nigerian banks.

Seriously, I don't know the exact work our Consumer Protection Council is actually doing in Nigeria.. Nothing seems to be truly regulated.

Do you notice that immediately the CBN quashed ATM charges sometime ago, these banks had to lower the amount of cash the ATM machine can dispense at a go??
Some can't dispense more than 10k once so if you're in need of 30k..na to withdraw 3x and you'll then be charged.
Lol..we're always finding avenues to circumvent rules here in Nigeria and its worse in the banking and telecoms sectors.

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So I eventually pulled out the extension socket altogether.. Then it dawned on me I was in a rough patch...My CD player, laptop charger, and fan had all gotten "burnt" in a space of 15 hours!

So later that morning, I went to a neighboring building to fetch water, as I did I asked the guy if their own current was as high as ours, he said "nooo, our own dey normal.. Bros you sure say dem no put una cable for one live for that pole"

In that instant, I remembered it was right at the same pole where the guy had worked on the previous Monday.. So he followed me to my house, called out one of my neighbors and they went to check the pole...and alas, our 2 cables was connected on one live ..which resulted in the over high current.

Quickly, the neighbor went around looking for the guy who'd fixed stuff on the pole ..initially he wanted to do gra gra to absolve himself of any blame but on reaching there to see by himself, he jejely mellowed down and asked to be allowed to go bring ladder to readjust the cables.
Chai!!!
I was angry, no be small.. But what will a man do?
Being peaceful is just a lifestyle.. But at the back of it, I had appliances gone bad because of a crazy mistake, not to talk of my neighbors some their TVs, some CDs, others fans and bulbs too...the loss was just immense.

So last night, after I bathed and retired to my bed.. They brought the power again.. But since I used generator during the day and didn't change back to EEDC, I just took one look at my indicator light and sighed... Who knows the next thing that could get burnt this night?? Abeg, make dem keep their light, na so I sleep!

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Few days ago, on Monday precisely, the neutral cable of the power line running in front of my residence got severed from one end of the supporting electric poles.

So, when power was restored later, ours was very low..then on Tuesday, a guy who lives in the zone came to fix it while EEDC officials worked on the transformer itself.

Oya fast forward to Wednesday, power was restored in the morning and ours was as high as a kite. My fan practically did more RPMs than a chopper blade and my iron, though on its lowest, would pick and disconnect within 4seconds will being hotter than a bread oven.

I was happy o..jejely ironing my clothes as the fan blew like it will be its last. All the while my thinking was that the EEDC guys who came to fix the transformer really knew their onions as the current was full.

Meanwhile, no other electrical appliance was ON, but just plugged in their respective sockets including my laptop charger, my CD player was in standby mode as it doesn't use a step-down.

Then kasala burst!
The fan that has been revving as if I quarreled with it a night before went up in flames inside the coil compartment, come and see me race to the changeover switch to cut power to the entire apartment. Then few mins later, power was off, this is Nigeria.

Around 9pm on Wednesday, I took my bath and retired to my bed, few mins later my landlady knocked to tell me power was back on, I told her I was in the know because I had a little indicator bulb included in my changeover set-up. I thought of getting up to continue with some building plans I was working on, but was too tired, so I relaxed..but the power went off in less than 10mins and I just sighed.

So, while I slept around past 11:pm that Wednesday night, I got woken up by a sound like "kpaaaaa"... I just jerked up, remembered my laptop charger was left plugged in, then rushed to check it, but Alas, it got burnt by the over high current too...my extension equally got blown while I tried to later disconnect the burnt charger.

JeromeBlack:
Why would incest and sex turn someone off game of thrones?

If you consider the setting for game of thrones, you would understand that it was a time when royals commited incest to keep bloodlines. It was also a time when sex was crazy. No aids.

Nice, finally both of us don enter the same bus.
Same things you mentioned above are all what the lady complained about and I emphasized on it to point the other NL member towards "The Blacklist "

I myself know these stuffs because I followed the movie from its inception though not anymore... But as they always say.."different strokes for different folks"
I go still resume the movie sha.

JeromeBlack:
Blacklist where one criminal is controlling the FBI and CIA?

That stupid show where the main character should have been in maximum prison from day one but is somehow using mind tricks to fool security agencies.

I hope you can see how tasteless you are. Please don't rubbish game of thrones again.

Uncle don't be too emotional... Movies like "The Blacklist" and "24" have a way of making you understand the huge conspiracies, intrigues and corruption in government circles.

The lady pointed out some very specific things which turned her off.from the movie and you've not tried to dispute them...Example, she mentioned incest and the abundance of sex scenes, was she wrong??

RoyalBlu:
No Sir! No shame here. Don't have a flair for overly fantasy movies.



I'd rather watch Crimes Series.

Don't mind all these ones trying to make you feel odd...Moyo Lawal's observation is entirely very true.

And for your enjoyment, try watching "The Blacklist" currently in its sixth season... Ts way better than the rubbish overhyped "GOT"

Ewwww

NgeneUkwenu:
IPOB Men and acting Sha

You're just a big time disgrace.. People like you are the reason nairaland is gone to the dogs.

To whom brain is given, sense is expected!

figment232:
I dont think the speed applied to genuine advert is applied here.This advert has been up for hours now.

Report the post..they're breaking rule 16
By so doing the mods attention get to it faster.

figment232:
I wonder why these guys dont get banned.But once u put up a tikini genuine advert here boom u get banned.

They get banned.. I notice they open new accounts after each ban.

Oh blood of Habakkuk!!
To just faint dey hungry me, everybody shift...

Niger State appeared twice on the list...that explains the omission of Anambra state.
Op correct your post.

igwefivestar:
it is now obvious to me that APC have lost Kano state.

And you had to quote the whole damn epistle to show it's now "obvious" to you

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helinues:
So analysis have changed on how Atiku lost the presidential elections. Pdp supporters are now questioning why the low votes in presidential elections for Pdp compared to high votes for governorship elections in Sokoto and Kano.

Me wondering if they are the same Kwankwanso and Tambuwal they are tipping for presidency in 2023 against Southern candidates .

Ayam not understanding

My friend stop trying to whip up sentiments against these two.
You should also ask if Tinubu sabotaged Buhari in the states Atiku won.

So I'll use #201m to buy this and rain go still beat me on top?

You know how many 3-storey buildings I can erect with that in Aba and make money on top

Its a simple stuff...
1. Gather enough money from people which only you can access.
2. Go overseas, do plastic surgery to change face and other physical features.
3. Prepare your will
4. Fake your death
5. Enjoy your loot till kingdom come.


On a serious note, I'm one of the few who strongly believe that Oga Sergei Mavrodi is also alive and well somewhere.

OP, most of these pants have more quality than the new ones you think is best and are cheaper too.

Generally, they're called "okirika" or "OK".. and as the do come in bales; there are grade 1, grade 2, grade 3 and then " agenda"

It is not entirely everything that comes in these bales that have been worn before.. especially the grade 1s..so if she's cool with them, I really don't see what the fuss is about.

I hope you don't end up seeing her as unreasonable, because that would make you too.
She has "Choice"..let her utilize it!

Its unfortunate this is what elections has degenerated to in Nigeria, especially under this administration.

We have successfully discarded the Democratic gains of the 2015 elections.

Well, nobody has the monopoly of violence!

Hahahaha...there goes our one and only Rochas, the only International Senior Advocate of Iberiberism of our time.

So he longer wants to wait for the elaborate and special ceremony INEC is organizing for him alone

Yeye dey smell!