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Good morning Nairalanders, we shall take one product later today and use it to explain all the grammar listed above. Which product do you suggest we use?

Saharareporters...!

savcy:
Why not just post your transcript and certificate and lay this matter to rest?

My guy they will still say it is forged. Let's just watch and see.

The craze for nonsense stinks to high heavens.


check my soggy.

They want to give Benue the Plateau treatment.


check my signature.

Actors everywhere.


check my signature.

enshi:
Have been dating my gf for six months now and for real i love her...
She is a banker and we met at the bank too... And sincerely she is pretty..

The issue at hand is she is always changing her dp on whatsapp and she keeps uploading selfies on fb and i am beginning to think she is seeking attention or trying to impress someone cos she is quite aware i dont like it.. ..

I have discussed it over with her more than four times yet she keeps doing this and has vowed never to stop ... As i write this piece 9:17AM she has changed her whatsapp dp twice ( one pic this morning at the office and the other one she had Before leaving the house).. We dont stay in same state though

Pls i need mature conttibutions on what and how exactly to tackle this and what could probably be the reason behind this

Do I know this your girl? I know one banker girl who is always changing her dp, she updates her fb status by the minute. I wonder where she gets the time for all that. Does her name start With T and her fathers own with G?


abeg check my siggy.

This is not healthy at all...oldies behaving like youngsters.


abeg check my siggy.

the wages of separating fight.

FORMULATIONS

For any chemical product, there may be so many formulas available. Take for example body cream, there are thousands of formulations available which give different products. Some of these formulations are simple, some are complex.
For any formulation you decide to use, the following criteria must be considered

1. Availability of ingredients listed in the formula.
2.Affordability of the ingredients.
3.How easy is it to produce with the formulation.
4. Whether any of the ingredients is banned by regulatory agencies.
5. Whether the product of the formulation will be accepted by the target market. etc.

MEASURING INSTRUMENTS
For the measurement of mass we use the weighing scale while for volume measurement, we use standard litre bottles or graduated buckets.

As shown below, the White container at the back is a standard 2litre plastic Jerry can, the one in front is a one litre container while the green instrument is a weighing scale. The scale can measure 5kg maximum and 25g minimum.

Other sundry measures will be discussed in the course of this tutorial.

freeze22:
Nice OP.... Following

you are welcome.

Measurement

Measurement is a very important aspect of production. The ability to measure correctly is a prerequisite to quality products. Wrong measurement may lead to errors in production which may result to waste of time and materials.
To measure correctly, we make use of units. A unit of measurement is a definite magnitude of a quantity. We shall mostly be making use of two units of measurement which are Kilogram and litres, which are used to measure mass and volume eg 1kg, 2kg, 0.5kg and 1litre, 2litres, 4litres etc. where possible we shall make use of smaller amounts of these units eg 1g, 2g, 5g etc.

Other forms of measurements such as cups, tablespoon, teaspoon etc will also be used for easier understanding.

Good day Nairalanders, I have created this thread out of the desire to fill a need. The tutorials on this thread will provide you with the essential skills in household and industrial chemical products production.

What I shall do differently is to provide us with standard formulations, explanation of each ingredient and its function(s), correct measurement strategies, production procedure and packaging etc.

I do not lay claim to all the knowledge in this area so it's going to be a participatory "class" so to speak. We shall touch on household and industrial products like soaps, detergents, body creams, body jelly, hair food, shampoos, disinfectants, degreasers, insecticides, paints, balms, hydrogen peroxide, car wash, tile cleaners etc. And any other product you may suggest which I have knowledge of.

We shall start with the issue of measurement which I believe is a headache for many.

So let's see how many are interested so that we can start immediately.

iamAgunechemba:
this is bad

Benue state!!!!!

What's wrong with Benue State sir?

ChiefSweetus:
This is why i don't waste my time going to church.

You are a christian, why are you afraid? Isn't your God bigger than a dead somebody? Or didnt your bible tell you that the dead have no power over the living?

If you are an atheist, why should you be afraid of the supernatural? Or are you a superstitious atheist??

Would it make a difference if you didn't know?

Now, what if you find out today that the house you've grown up in is the burial site of a million dinosaurs and cavemen and warriors?

Call me irreverent, but I'd shït on a grave and sleep in a coffin, don't mean shït to me.

Don't be afraid of your own imagination, your mind holds the power and key to EVERYTHING in life.

Bros didn't you read where he said he is a Muslim?

e go farm with camera?

three:
Have our leaders even begun to think of these kinds of schemes?

Do they have the capacity to think up solutions to enhance the lives of the populace without tying it to kickbacks from contracts?

What exactly do Nigerian leaders do?

Go through the 2017 budget and you will know where their interest lie. Toyota hilux pickup prices differ from MDA to MDA! one budgeted 12mil, another 15mil, another 7mil depending on their level of greed. In another instance, a 100kva Mikano generator costs more than a 200kva one of same brand. That's where their thoughts are my brother.

fadario:
2 FTC in 2 consecutive days "on explorers' thread".

I really said it that this week is gonna be awesome.

#picks up mic.
After all my years on NL, no FTC, I wasn't bothered because I knew its on the way and oluwa made it not just an ordinary FTC but specifically on explorers' thread. Thank you MTN, I thank the mosquitoes again for this. Ciao.
#drops mic.

Oga seun oya o. I'm pushing the account details to you.

Bros Fadario please help me with Info, una wey God bless with FTC, is there any incentive attached to it? And is it just any post or there are special ones that FTC can be recognize on.

NaWetinDey:
Lol. Her tooootoooo still dey sweet u and u dey misbehave. He earn will not fall actually if you cook for your wife, and even feed her fat while she chats off on her phone. But where heaven may fall is when, after some days or weeks or months or even years, you wake up and stop cooking for her. Now it's become your duty and heaven will fall if you cannot explain to her why it's no more your duty.

And for fools who say "wife not cook," you all are destroying God's design. There was never a time in history when cooking is separated from the wife. All these nonsense people are bringing up today will do no one good, the least, women. If you say that the man has not found work while the woman works and brings in money, it will be understandable if the man cooks. But every effort should be put in place to ensure he either gets job or starts a business.

You are too much.

Eddygourdo:
Because many can now afford cheap data, every fool and idiot now has an opinion on life matters. Including those who found it difficult to pass waec , jamb or graduate. If you cook for your wife, isn't that evidenced by the marriage model you employ ? Does it imply that is normal behaviour for all marriage models ?

Its possible you cook for yours as a beta male you are, many other beta males might not find such appealing. Talkless of alpha males. Simply tell us you cooked for your wife, maany of us have done that, many who did it will regret and stop doing it, many who haven't done it will do it when she is sick or pregnant, many are being beaten to do it since he isn't a bread winner, many have no food to cook to show any bloody romance.

Lastly many women will never put themselves through the horror of eating the poison some of their men cook in the name of being romantic. There is reccession and no need for wastage of food stuffs. Biko him or her who is an expert in the field should cook joor.

You nailed it!

poshestmina:
The guy harsh oh...he didn't even start from sergent or even dpo na csp hungry am .Enjoy ur post in kirikiri.

My dear DPO no be rank o.

ok how much is hosting and domain?

Smallville10:
Of all men, na dry cleaner... Anyhow sha, d dry cleaner sure knows how to dry her pvssy better

God forbid, i refuse to be a maga...

If na me, i know how to repay her back perfectly...

So dry cleaners are lesser men abi?

Sharming95:
God bless lion of Ubima.....d slayer of PEJ....d tamer of MBU....d cure 4 wiked disease....d destroyer of GEJ political career....


God bless yhu 4 dis development

Guy you too much, Come collect this later

Maybe he is one of those that have not been paid since December.

mazizitonene:
if you can relocate to Edo state......benin precisely

They offer night courses...

like this?

[quote author=DonLo post=54665231]This only goes to show...Magu too corrupt. How much be him salary way him they live for 40 million naira rented house while also flying private jet around the country. He didn't pay from his pocket, That's an official residence paid for by the government. As for the private jet, flying in it does not make one corrupt.

Very soon this thread will be like this

Where's the Tor Tiv and Ochi Idoma?

Where's the card? I am con.fused here. I say make I see the complimentary card naim e do me like say thunder wan fire me.