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Joenice: cool but why not woo her first?

dnt tink so

Joenice: Really?

yea she dae find person way go woo am

Joenice: Seems like a lot of folks are now addicted to Nairaland. I am just reading with keen interest.

So many girls here. Whom will I pick?

liability is available

Kinkybraids: ahemmmm (clears through) ...Im not some meat you can just pass over to each other. I belong to no one ... so no one is taking anything joenice

Haha dix is getting tough

marieolae: really? So your trying to tell me that your 1) your not handsome 2) that you've never broken a girls heart before

yes absolutely correct

Joenice:

lol :-

Joenice: Great. I am here now. Take her if you want to. I don't have a girlfriend on this online community. Good luck in your adventure

great...u just quit like DAT..Na just 4 fun Na

lawrenceunaa: players always use 'i love you' a person who truely love irrespective of hw rare he says those words true loves you.


But he that sings it into ur ears like national amthem ain't even patroitic to the country not to talk of being sincere to his words

which kind lie you dae blow dis morning

joenice where u dae....Na kinkybraids I wan woo o

tuffgongjo: And do you know how much fifa stand to loss if one or two fans die cause of d Qatari heat?

Shey FIFA blind wen dem give Qatar d hosting right

Icekeeng: i remember coke bottle cover as south korea and mirinda as netherlands! I was a proud champion then!

Lol...I...Pepsi - Barcelona

7up - Nigeria

swtesther: Hi, i want to use this opportunity to warn nairaland guys to stop disturbing me with emails!!! I jx registered, and lots of guys are sending me emails. D one dat made me loose my mind was wen i logged in, nd i saw dat abt 35guys sent me emails, i had to do sumtin to stp dis madness! It is making my mail box crowded wit useless mails, nd i hate letting my email get crowded! Its tooo much, and it gives me headache. I try to be nice nd answer 'em all, bt thrz jx too much a girl can take okay? embarassed pls stop sending too much mails. Am sure thr ar some gals who ar facing the same thing im complainin of. Ask bfor u send, nd if i say no. Pls dnt try to send! Iv tried to make u guys stop, bt it seems impossible, so i had no other choice but to post lt here as a topic. And pls does anyone knw hw to ban someone frm sending u prvt msgs or emails on nairaland? If u knw, pls share wit me. I rly need it to tame these nairaland guys angry Sorry if i sounded rude, but like i said, i had no choice. No insults pls. angry



this is exact example of wat the op is insinuating.....guys dey fall hand on social mobi as if they ve nt seen ladies undies before.gosh

chai

zeelo2014: Back then when I was in sch, when a girl ask me for money, I tell her to meet her father or whoever sent her to sch.

omg lwkmd

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bokunrawo: As for me i confessed dat i slept with a rev sister in d same parish,d face of the priest went red,pls let hear ur baddest confession to a priest, dis thread is officially open!!!!!!!!

lol

100Cents: The daughter of my landlord is giving me headaches

I was part of labourers who finished that house as number one tenant and caretaker. At least her papa still dey owe me small labourer work I did since 1960 he built that house finish. So I dont pay rent.

So I liked this girl because she is a sweet lookking damsel. I tell her, "No let your father know". She agreed.

So I started saving money to take her out on a dates.. Because my mind tell me say if I no buy her fast food, she may not allow me access to her hidden software. We went out to local bukka and after eating, I buy her pure water, she say she cannot drink pure water because we are on a date.

It is either bottled water or I should take her home.

My problem is the fufu she swallowed is still in her throat, and my pocket contain only N20 now and dem don tell me say bottled water nah N100.

You people need to see how i am sweating now. Under ceiling fan..

Nairalanders what will I do ?

chai

mozzino: i met a girl in april, so i ask her out and she accept my proposal. along the way i find out she got a boyfriend before i meet her and she cant leave but i dont let her know i have found out anything about that. in june she told me that did i trust her and i said yes, she then say what if she tell me she has a boyfriend and i said i know that already, she was surprise, but we keep on our dating, a month after that she said we should quit and i didnt no, bt i still keep calling her, i love this girl with the whole of my heart. so now she said she dont love me right from the start and am already addicted to her, what can i do, i cant wait to get her heart back what should i do, should i leave her? and i do spend for her alot.

Chai Nawa o

cum make dix mods put scoreline naw..I no even knw say match dn start

mahyowah: so many lairs on Nairaland.

I tell u

obainojazz: I don't get you for not get me

chai

henrypower: I met this really nice girl over a year ago, we only began to relate some months back. Without hesitation I asked her out after about 3 dates. The issue is that I didn't really like her that much when I asked her out, but I wanted to enter a relationship fast because I broke up with my ex a while ago. This nice wife material girl whom I asked out, deliberately began to delay giving me an affirmative response. It started with "I need to talk to my pastor about this matter" to"I need to relate this matter to God" to "I need to see my parents and siblings" on and on. Her recent excuse was that she was preparing for exams which is quite true (she is a 300 level student of University of Ibadan while I finished two years ago). The most unthinkable thing happened. What happened

Within the period when I asked her out and now, we have been communicating constantly and seeing each other frequently which has given me enough time to actually FALL IN LOVE WITH HER. I personally couldn't believe I was beginning to love this girl. Stop!!! Stop!!! That was not the plan. The plan was to start this relationship so I could possibly have enough romance and sex. Are you kidding me!!! The last time we met was this last wednesday, I would look at her as we kept discussing, saying to myself "I need to marry this girl". I'm totally lost in love. Her actions shows her interest in me. She calls me regularly, text me often and constantly asks me marital questions. I don't know whether she used a spell on me, but I never intended for this relationship to get this serious. I know she would eventually accept to date me, but by then I wouldn't toy with her anymore. I'm seriously in love. Now I understand when people say we have no control over who we love.

heheh..moneysoldier cum c Wetin happen 2 u nd Cynthia o

omophunky: After all u said he caught u the other day with another man,and now he has forgiven u, propose to u and now looking for money to take care of u and u are here complaining.

liability.yungwizzy n andyblaze no difference o

buying her a cake of 1000...I was in ss1 den

obainojazz: ur name be resemble

dnt gt u

obainojazz: if u view dis thread u no comment



THUNDER GO FIRE YOU

Chai

[quote author=]I just came to book space.[/quote]me 2

Chai

chai

Omooba77: Sepp Blatter has confirmed he will stand for a fifth term as Fifa president next year.

Blatter has been widely expected to stand again despite saying in 2011 this would be his last term and now he has confirmed he will do so. It follows Uefa president Michel Platini announcing last month that he would not stand for the Fifa post.

Blatter said he would officially inform the Fifa executive committee of his plans at the next meeting on 25 and 26 September.

The 78-year-old said in a video interview played at the Soccerex conference in Manchester: “I will inform the executive committee. It’s a question of respect also to say then to the football family, ‘Yes I will be ready. I will be a candidate.’”

Blatter said the backing of the majority of the national associations at the Fifa Congress in São Paulo in June had convinced him to keep going.

He added: “You see a mission is never finished. And my mission is not finished.

“Then I got through the last Congress in São Paulo not only the impression but the support of the majority, a huge majority of national associations asking ‘Please go on, be our president also in future’.”

The election will take place at the Fifa Congress next May. The only other declared candidate is the former Fifa deputy secretary general Jerome Champagne, although the candidacy deadline is not until January next year.

Before the World Cup started in Brazil in June, five of Fifa’s six confederations - the exception being Uefa - gave Blatter their support to continue as president and it is almost inconceivable that he will not be re-elected when voting takes place at the Fifa Congress in Zurich next June.
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/sep/08/sepp-blatter-fifa-fifth-term-re-election-confirms

Chai Na there im go die put b dat

ziggy44: try it..works like magic

Chai.. I wish

vizkiz: i think i'v gat to stay away from these three

mehhn DAT means Na all d gals u go stay away from o