₦airaland Forum

Kinkybraids: Ill only go there once you've been removed from that market...im not that desperate .

my sweet daisy

Ucheosefoh: lol @ ur comment @op I am passing through the same thing my case is she broke up with me when her long distance boyfriend she have been dating before me found out about our relationship but she can't let me be always calling and complaining about me not reciprocate the calls and care she is showing me, I ask her what she want from me she said that she want us to be best of friends. I told her no unless sex will be involve she refuse the sex part but after like two weeks without seeing or hearing from me she finally accepted my terms and conditions, as I am typing now we de ynash as usual despite the fact we are not dating again. So I will advice you to do the same if she no gree leave am waka but mind you its takes a lot of emotional control to be able to do it cus mine is still showing signs of envy whenever she sees me with other gals

lmfao...u b bad guy o

DRealGeesam1: By the way, i am not an attention seeker as many claimed in the previous thread. I did it to create awareness and save the lives of many who wont reason with logic.

you are a big fool

patches689: Yes, great idea.

Lets go start a war for fun. No real reason needed... we will just attack our biggest ally in East Africa for no reason, or, we could straight up attack a major regional player, you know, just for fun.

We train hard so that we are ready for war.

The Nigerian army does not train and, as a result, has never been prepared for war and has performed extremely badly in every war she has ever fought.

I don't need 2 argue but my uncle in south Africa once told me that a Nigerian police is far better than a south African soldier

Dariyz: THE NEW AND APPROVED WAY OF PREVENTING EBOLA
d4riYz

A rumour was passed some days back, that bathing with saltwater and also drinking some of it can cure ebola.

Dear readers, this is not real, its only a prank. Which has killed and also damaged people's life over it excessive consumption.

People have been using honey and shea butter as a natural medicine since the earliest civilisations, and now modern science has made it clear to us that honey and shea butter is the cure for ebola.

the Ministry of Health has asked everyone to take at least a spoonful of honey and also rub some shea butter on their skin like a body cream before leaving their various houses.

Ebola is now the world most deadliest disease

Pls, rebroadcast this message to every of your friend, family, neighbours on fb, bbm, whatsapp etc. to save a soul today.

you are mad.before it was bitterkola den salt and hot water now its honey and Shea butter




Mtchew



2maro e go b fowl urine

Abeg I dae join dis operation but @ op make I bring rat or monkey

lol continue jawe

Joenice: OMG, U sound like a wussy!

lol u are the weak one...you couldn't fight 4 wat u own

Kinkybraids: Are you ready to fight for me ...joenice is a very violent man with a gun

he is with a gun am wit an atomic bomb

Kinkybraids: Are you ready to fight for me ...joenice is a very violent man with a gun

am ready 2 die 4 u dear...dnt worry abt joenice I can handle him

MrsChima: I have seen ugly and beautiful girls on both sides.

stop this hype bullshit.

u wanna see some hot chicks?



here

Joenice: Sure

dude just give up OK

Kinkybraids: I see you too are enjoying each other. I dont like either of the pet names you gave to me... Rossella? lmao you cant be serious Joenice
I was hoping for something cute like my sweet Daisy or my Black violet ... lol and stop sharing me please

my sweet daisy wassup

compressor: Abeg they should not give us any serum or drug for Ebola as all infected Liberian and Sierra Leonian will start migrating to Nigeria asap creating more problems for us here in Nigeria.
Bad move in my opinion.

Mtchew so we should let the disease spread throughout Nigeria and kill everyone

obamartins: There was this girl i dated, some years back, infact i disvirgined her. we were cool until she relocated to another city, it became a distant relationship. There was a day i called her and a guy picked, so i told him i wanted to speak to the owner of the phone, he asked whom i was, instead of passing the phone to her, after introducing myself to him, he told me to leave her alone that she is his girlfriend, all appeal for him to give her the phone fell of deaf ears. The annoying thing was that she was there listening to our conversation all the while and refused to speak to me. The guy started insulting me, that was when i got angry and told him "youngman, naa me disvirgin the girl way u dey use form, i don finish the butter inside, u naa the empty can u dey screw" and i ended the call. The next thing was her number calling back, i ignored it for a while, then i later picked it, men! all hell went loose, see the same girl that refused to speak to me inquiring from me what i told her bf. I simply told her, i didn't tell him anything. Fast forward, i met her some weeks ago, while we were talking, she reminded me of that incident and told me what i said hurt her till date, i simply apologized and that was it. The thing pain her well well, nonsense! She wan use me play, she no know say i get bad mouth.

lol

amhackdee: There is this girl in my life, we have dated for 8months, we love each other like seriously, I mean seriously serious. Until yesterday that she told me her real age, Brethren ! she is older than me with 2years. I felt like crying,my mood wanted to change,I just had to tell her that that doesn't mean, that what matters most is the love we share in common. The fact is that ever since yesterday my mind is not at rest, I can't just imagine myself marry who's older than me.


"Nairalandite" please advice me, do you think this relationship will really work out? Or what should I do ??

op seriously I tink she is just testing u

Missy89: lol.

I decided that i would only read.

you just posted a comment

Joenice: When has she become yours? Or you want to take what does not belong to you, huh?

Really, you're playing with fire

when did she become yours

Joenice: hey, keep off, am gonna shoot u nigga.

nigga am gonna bomb you






where is my flowericious kinky

Kinkybraids: what the hell is KiKi... lmao. Give me something that relates to flowers ( I like flowers)

flowericious kinky


is DAT OK

Abeg no fall my hands o

kwis: i dont thinks so. Best figure in Africa, Maybe worldwide sef. but pretty faced, Nah, Naija girls are finer (despite the harsh weather). The only girls in africa that i think are prettier are Senegalese

wtf don't say DAT agn...have u seen cape verdean girls...

even south African girls are beautiful.. dats a fact ur you want some proof?

Tinubu: I can see d sign of the black padded bra ooo....I bet she is also wearing one those ibo-made nyansh enhancers....

Abeg Wetin u put 4 eyes...I nid am

hahan dis thread no dae finish? everybody wan win

Fulaman198: Sorry I disagree, you don't sound like you have ever been to Nigeria one day in your life

have you seen. a south African girl b4

naija girls b figure 8

south African girls got big butty

picture of a Nigerian. wot do u tink abt dis pic

Rapsainot: BANCE BANCE

lwkmd.

wow u are weird

timidapsin: I was told by my foreign friends that Nigerians, even Africans wouldn't get the answer to the below riddle in less than a minute.
So i decided to give it a trial by posting here.
The riddle goes thus.
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