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RomanceRe: How To Tame And Dominate Your Wife Or Girlfriend. by joudini(m): 9:52am On Aug 18, 2012
Idowuogbo: U read? shocked
As in Adini dey read? Dis is serious.... lipsrsealed
Idowuogbo, ur like a still picture, u aint saying nuttin'!
RomanceRe: How To Tame And Dominate Your Wife Or Girlfriend. by joudini(m): 9:45am On Aug 18, 2012
RomanceRe: How To Tame And Dominate Your Wife Or Girlfriend. by joudini(m): 9:44am On Aug 18, 2012
Your ideas are intriguing to me and l wish to subscribe to your newsletter. On a serious note, real talk.

It all happens up there- in the mind.

Er, @op, have you by any chance read The Game by Niel Strauss?
CelebritiesRe: Rick Ross At Eko Hotel For Summer-Jam-Fest (Pics) by joudini(m): 8:45am On Aug 18, 2012
I remember being blind to it, till d day l put my mind to it . . .#RichForever.

What is it with this pathological shallow nature that pervades many people. A dude looks for an avenue to escape the project and tries to make something out of his life and peeps can't stop spouting like self righteous blowhards.

Behind the veneer of that so-called 'fat son of a biitch' is a mass of muscled steel of gritty hustle.

Respect a niggi's hustle, legally or ill-legally (apologies lupe).

And what is it with this reference to his being a Correction Officer and shiit. Dude talked about that in the Port of Miami and Teflon Don albums. And who the hell said a C.O. can't move kilos?

Homie, champagne wishes will carry your dreams.
RomanceRe: Guys Can You Marry A LovePeddler Out Of Love? by joudini(m): 5:44pm On Aug 12, 2012
The interpretation of 'LovePeddler' is relative. One guy could be satisfied with a number and another would find it tantamount to a hoodrat.

And for whatever reason, good fellas, try not to find out the number of times your girl has gone round the block. There are less gruesome ways of getting a heart attack!
CelebritiesRe: 50 Cent calls Kanye West’s girlfriend, Kim Kardashian ‘One man’s trash’ by joudini(m): 10:33am On Aug 12, 2012
Kanye is a big hypocrite. He has said worse about 'less worse' hoes than Kim.

If l were him, l'd still do anything for a blonde dyke (Amber) than the 'hoodrat' (Kim).
ComputersRe: Gauss virus: Stuxnet-like cyberweapon hits Middle East banks by joudini(m): 6:40pm On Aug 11, 2012
[quote author=Donalð Genes]Am not surpriseð!! While some peeps are stepping up their game in solving the worlð's enðemic problems,some mad men are busy creating uneccesary bullshit just to show they are qood enough to be noticeð.......mtscheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!![/quote]I don't understand. Hold on, you think these precision malwares are the result of some anti-social teens in their moms' basement trying to be the coolest kid on the block?

In case you dont know, Gauss, stuxnet, flame etc are highly complex and sophisticated malwares built by highly knowledgeable 'motive minded' researchers and experts.

These guys utilise so much zero day vulnerabilities on critical infrastructure hardwares and western multinational vendors softwares, its hard not to see the pact and correlation.

These are not products of mad men as you say but pawns in a bigger political scuffle.

These hi-tech viruses are another form of warfare.
ComputersRe: Gauss virus: Stuxnet-like cyberweapon hits Middle East banks by joudini(m): 4:42pm On Aug 11, 2012
Western conspiracy. Doesn't surprise me when these massively funded, highly precision malwares are being discovered by only Eastern Europe based antivirus companies. I won't call that coincidence.
CelebritiesRe: Picture Of D'banj In His Days @ LASU Epe. by joudini(m): 3:57pm On Aug 05, 2012
Some dudes on this forum come off like a bunch of hens. If you open a thread you dnt like, hit the backspace key. The time it took to read the thread and reply is enough to go gag on cyanide.

They would probably be swooning if it were some kanye or usher back in the day pic.
PoliticsRe: Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon On Ogoniland Independence Declaration by joudini(m): 12:32pm On Aug 05, 2012
Is there something jakumo is not telling the house?
RomanceRe: What Does She Mean? by joudini(m): 5:08pm On Aug 04, 2012
IZUKWU: She says my giving her money to do her convinces her that atleast i am spending something for her.
What do you call a girl who insists despite her man's low spending power, that he gives her money before he sleeps with her?

Sluts come in different guiles and desperation.
RomanceRe: What Does She Mean? by joudini(m): 4:21pm On Aug 04, 2012
IZUKWU: due to the type of work i do when i am balancing my books ,money is scarse in my hands and for one week now ,she has saying money for hair and i have told her that i don't have ,i shouldn't give her money that i would use to feed myself to do her hair and she has denied me access to her body and she said she will do so till i give her #2200 for her hair or else we will be just ordinary friends . And that this morning another person was giving her #5000 and she refused because of me and that if i don't comply and she make her hair by herself that she will be scarse to me.
She 'refused' N5k so she can bug you for N2.2k and then sleep with you? You don't need a crystal ball to know she is a desperate slut. Her going rate is that N2.2k
CelebritiesRe: Pictures Of 9ICE Before Fame by joudini(m): 3:15pm On Jul 29, 2012
Ha mehn! Memories. I used to run into this guy at community rd, akoka n gbagada.

Dude has definitely seen both worlds. One thing about him was that he was so humble, l guess money has changed that a bit.

But 9ce, one thing am angry with you is when you sang 'l dey find CD-Writer for the whole bariga', guy na too much burning of ur free CDs spoil my bros laptop CD writer, hehehehe.

Dude used to hit 'trees' like squirrels,lol. I wish you well dude.
RomanceRe: A Thread For Bachelors by joudini(m): 5:57pm On Jul 20, 2012
Gudintent: U feel me bro!
Hehehehehe. Believe me boss, the feeling is mutual cheesy
RomanceRe: A Thread For Bachelors by joudini(m): 8:18pm On Jul 19, 2012
There is this feeling about being a bachelor. I don't think words, even in plaintext can effectively capture it.
CelebritiesRe: Rick Ross Sued Over Cancelled Nigerian Show by joudini(m): 7:32pm On Jul 19, 2012
Damn, lyf is so short, fvck it, l dont wanna go to court! Hehehehehehe

#StaySchemin'
RomanceRe: Jamaica's First Lesbian Wedding. by joudini(m): 11:01am On Jul 08, 2012
pleep: Libralism is a fallacy because it can lead you to thinking everything is permisable. Soceity should have certain rules and norms that we all follow.

Yea, homosexuality doesn't affect other people, and it seems like 'homophobes' are infringing on gay peoples lives, but in reality gays are forcing other people to a accept their way of life. Why couldn't they be gay in the privacy of their own circles? By calling it marriage they try to force everyone to accept it.
How are homosexuals FORCING other people to accept their way of life? These guys are clamouring for the same dignity heterosexuals enjoy. They are not forcing you to be gay or participate in their marriages, they are simply telling you to respect their choice, union and freedom to pursue personal happiness.

Are they not gay in their own circles? Have you ever read where homosexuals came out to disrespect the sanctity of heterosexual marriages? These guys don't come out to persecute people who have decided to have a union with the opposite gender. They understand everyone has a choice and they want theirs to be respected.

And how are they forcing you to ACCEPT by calling it marriage? Dude, in a sensitive issue like this, there is a world of difference between accept and tolerate. Let us rid ourselves of the dialectic which selfish hypocrisy hides from us.

And you shouldnt forget that societal values and customs are subject to the degradation of time. The customs of our great grand fathers, when now viewed by the prism of civilisation, formal religion and education can be termed as barbaric, mystic and perveted logic.

I myself do wonder why the conscious attraction of people to the same gender but l think thankfully, humanity is getting more concerned with getting to Level 5 of human motivation- FINDING a HIGHER PURPOSE.
RomanceRe: Jamaica's First Lesbian Wedding. by joudini(m): 6:33pm On Jul 07, 2012
People should be liberal enough not to discriminate based on sexual orientation or gender idenity. Everyone has the right to live their lives with dignity and security.

I am no advocate of homosexualism but people deserve the right to pursue 'happiness' as long as it is within the ambit of the law.

People should be entitled and responsible to what they do with their bodies.

The same polygamy that is unlawful in some countries is practised in others but polyandry is a taboo. Phucking double standards cheesy

Whatever adults do should be tolerated, if you find it offensive.
RomanceRe: The World's Most Expensive Divorce Settlements by joudini(m): 2:12pm On Jul 06, 2012
Some biitches gat issues like brain damaged kids. Emotional wrecks.

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