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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool vs Barcelona: UCL Semi-Finals (4 - 0) On 7th May 2019 by jozee8: 10:50pm On May 07, 2019
djteebomber:
This is not new in football, also happens to almighty AC Milan during their reigning year with Depotivo Lacurona 4-1 to 4-0. Inter Milan vs Arsenal too 3-0 to 5-1. Arsenal and Depotivo became victorious. Liverpool... Respect!!!
The difference is that the all do not have a certain GOAT in their teams but this Barca with their GOAT got tumped
Remember they all were rested at the weekend?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool vs Barcelona: UCL Semi-Finals (4 - 0) On 7th May 2019 by jozee8: 10:47pm On May 07, 2019
We are Liverpool and that means more!
We NEVER walk alone!!
PoliticsRe: INEC Declares Wike Winner Of Rivers Governorship Race by jozee8: 6:55pm On Apr 03, 2019
That AAC vice governor that decamped was a very sharp badt guy. Him no do 2-0�
SportsRe: "Lose To Liverpool And Title Race Is Over" - Guardiola Warns Man. City Players by jozee8: 6:31pm On Dec 31, 2018
highcollide:
Liverpool looking at man city like

"City, hows your defense looking these days? Any issues we should be aware of before operating?"
cheesy
SportsRe: "Lose To Liverpool And Title Race Is Over" - Guardiola Warns Man. City Players by jozee8: 6:28pm On Dec 31, 2018
MJBOLT:
LOSERpool is like the elephant on top of the tree,nobody knows how it got there but everybody knows it eventually fall
You wish! tongue
PoliticsRe: See The Difference Between Atiku Visit To Ilorin Vs Osinbajo (photos) by jozee8: 7:19am On Dec 09, 2018
These pictures are taken the same day
Same picture taken from diferent angles
How do you explain that the crowd were all clothed the same way they were clothed?
Since Apc photographer was following them around he should have taken a snapshot of ATIKU and the crowd just as he did Osinbanjo
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Unity, Not Negotiable - Gowon by jozee8: 8:40am On Oct 24, 2018
Am ashamed for this old man.
So this man can talk but choose to be dumb while all the killings by the fulani herdsmen has been going on?
May you die miserable death!
PoliticsRe: Politics defection: Senator Ekweremadu Finally Speaks On Dumping PDP For APC by jozee8: 8:10am On Oct 24, 2018
baliyubla:
When you start hearing politicians say " my path in politics is in the hands of God, then know something is cooking.

This guy has been a LG Chairman, SSG to Enugu, Senator since 2003 and DSP from 2007 till date all under the PDP. Yet he still wants to bring the house down for being denied the VP slot, as if its his birthright.

He himself knows his between a rock and a hard place, decamp and watch his political career perish like that of this man.
Hahahaha cheesy
That guy political career died even before it could even start!
grin
PoliticsRe: Politics defection: Senator Ekweremadu Finally Speaks On Dumping PDP For APC by jozee8: 8:08am On Oct 24, 2018
latsy:
He did not address the question.
You did not read it to the end
PLEASE BE REST ASSURED THAT AM STILL IN PDP
HealthRe: Stop Dumping Mentally Challenged Persons In Anambra - State Government by jozee8: 6:32am On Oct 20, 2018
donofdons:
Let them leave mad people alone na. I was mad for 4 years and I really enjoyed myself. Lying by the smelly gutter of idumota felt better than staying in the best hotel room. Just like Christ, I was quite convinced I was God and I created the world. I felt better in my rags that anyone will feel in a Gucci until one rich idiot came to take me to a psychiatrist who gave me medicine that cleared the illusion from my eyes and I now feel like I am suffering.

Before you insult me, know that being mad feels exactly the same way many born again Christians feel. That is, when a man believes a stupid story so much that he believes an imaginary Christ is his friend and he hears God talk to him.
The truth is that Christ himself was a mad man like me and actually believed he was God. Him eye clear when them knack nail enter him hand, na Im him start to Dey beg God.
Coming from an ex madman, I would not be surprise, but mr man your madness never cure finish ooohhh
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Meets With Atiku Bagudu, Kayode Fayemi And Udom Emmanuel by jozee8: 7:22pm On Oct 18, 2018
TechCapon:
cool

This lady's wedding finger is about to be amputated any moment from now. The wedding ring refuse to come off and the finger is swelling everyday. Any hope?
There should be a way of cutting the ring without amputating the whole hand
With minimal wound that can heal!
PoliticsRe: Disbandment Of Tribunal Is An Attempt To Commit A Second Robbery Against Us -PDP by jozee8: 9:55am On Oct 18, 2018
Johnnyessence:
OUR LEGAL JOURNEY TO RETRIEVE THE STOLEN MANDATE IN OSUN-
GREEN REVOLUTION

The Legal battle actually started last week.

ROUND 1....
when a Jittery APC raised objections against our legitimate right to obtain certified copies of election results and ballots from INEC, disrupting activities and bullying INEC leadership. They wasted 5 days out of our requisite 21Days needed to file at the Tribunal. We also heard reports of possible connivance by some INEC officials to alter results.

We immediately approached the tribunal to obtain orders compelling INEC not to tamper with the results and also to provide the documents without further delay.
SCORES PDP 1 - APC 0

ROUND 2..
APC rushed to the Tribunal to copy our order and join us in their document obtaining process. With the order INEC proceeded to release the documents in batches with both APC and PDP inspecting and photocopying together, to frustrate our efforts... APC brought very tiny photocopiers that slowed the entire process down,
PDP will process and finish with a LGA within 1hour, APC will take additional hours to produce the same documents owing to their inferior equipment. While PDP went prepared to INEC with 5 Xerox wide format industrial copiers that can handle up to A0 paper sizes , APC went with 2 table top photocopiers that can handle only A3 and A4 sizes.

The joint exercise was thus delayed and we didnt have a choice but to start assisting them expensive wide format copies so we can move forward.
SCORES PDP 1 - APC 1

ROUND 3 ...
The decision to be making extra copies for APC was being taken for granted despite the exorbitant cost of N850/per page done for APC, they nonetheless still were wasting time and delaying the process unduly. Their main Aim is frustrate our document gathering efforts thereby frustrating our ability to support our Petition to the Tribunal with evidence. They insisted we could only work from 9am to 4pm with a 1 hour lunch break. While on Friday closes at 2pm.

We went back to the Tribunal to specifically ask for:
1. Working hours of 8am to
6pm.
2. Working days Monday to
Saturday.
3. Independent examination
and copying.
4. Approval to commence
Forensic examination of
Ballots by our Phorensics
expert led by a Professor
of Phorensics who flew in
with a team of 5 experts.
Plus 5 other Prayers.

The Tribunal granted ALL 9 Prayers and we succeeded in taming the menace of APC Attack Dogs dressed as lawyers sent to INEC to frustrate us!
SCORES .PDP 1 - APC 0

CUMMULATIVE SCORES

PDP 3. - APC 1...
We have made considerable progress and will be filling our substantive WATER TIGHT, VICTORY DESTINED PETITON to retrieve our MANDATE....

Stay tuned for PHASE 2... FINALS AT THE TRIBUNAL.

Let the good people of Osun be encouraged that we are taking all necessary steps to retrieve the mandate they so willingly and lovingly gave PDP's Senator Ademola Nurudeen Adeleke.

We appreciate their support and ask that they intensify prayers.

NO RETREAT NO SURRENDER
I so much love this!
PropertiesRe: How To Practically Calculate The Quantity (m2) Of Roofing Sheet Required by jozee8: 4:04pm On Oct 09, 2018
When you calculate it finish you will go and buy it then nail it yourself kiss
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Debunks Buhari's Independence Day Speech by jozee8: 7:19am On Oct 02, 2018
victorypeace:
This guy madness is going deeper
As a neutral fan that I am, try to convince me with facts that what that guy said was not true
CrimeRe: Aso Rock Driver Attempts Suicide Over ‘Poor’ Salary, Drops Suicide Note by jozee8: 4:33pm On Sep 27, 2018
gulfer:
All these children sef, was Buhari the president in 2009 when the driver was employed? huh huh huh
So then, where is the change the driver and his likes were promised?
CelebritiesRe: Kemi Olunloyo: 'Linda Ikeji Has No Womb, Can't Have Kids, Was Never Pregnant" by jozee8: 3:32pm On Sep 18, 2018
OneCorner:
We already know say na surrogate mother born d pikin for am.
We sabi dem kind wella
Linda won scam 180millionp people grin
Little wonder why she can't show who the 'father' of the baby is!
PoliticsRe: Yakubu Dogara Picks PDP Nomination Form by jozee8: 7:51am On Sep 13, 2018
seborrhic:
Coward.
He didn't want to decamp when others did,hoping to beg and bargain his way to the APC ticket.
When the door was officially shut against his cowardly face,he then decides to silently pick the PDP ticket.
As sure as night comes after day,Dogara would not return to the house because his defeat is sure.The speaker of the HOR may even be the last elective political office Dogara holds in Nigeria before he fades into political oblivion.
Cowardly nincompoop.
Let me first of all ask you this;
Which state are you from?
If you are not from bauchi then I suggest u keep shut!
I've been opportuned to visit bauchi a whole lot of times this year, and Dogara's constituency to be precise.
The way that guy is loved there and for the right reasons is to be envied. Forget party, that guy is working, infact a workerholic! If the other politicians are working the way that guy is working for his people Nigeria would be a better place! I don't know him from anywhere but the little i was told about him by his kins men, and what I saw for myself, I can categorically tell you that Dogara has won already! I for 1 has since saw this coming! Dogara has been in a batle with his state governor for sometime now....
My brother if I should tell you what I know, about this Dogara guy, you will bow your head in shame for spewing that trash!
FamilyRe: "Do People Practice Open Marriage In Nigeria?" - Lady by jozee8: 3:09pm On Aug 23, 2018
sarcasticdude:
but why this girl hate her kind like this na? Bia this girl take it easy na
I don't think it is hate like you called it
It's just the obvious truth!
PoliticsRe: Lai Mohammed Lied, FG Paid ‘Large Ransom’ To Free Dapchi Girls – UN Report by jozee8: 5:28pm On Aug 16, 2018
If that guy abi na man called
Mannabqrill 0r what ever coment here I no go eat for 3days!
PoliticsRe: Saraki Hasn't Denied Relationship With Offa Robbers - Adams Oshiomhole by jozee8: 3:00pm On Aug 16, 2018
Is this man Apc chairman or spoke person?
LiteratureRe: YoungZubi Wins August 5K Award by jozee8: 1:05pm On Aug 15, 2018
My vote goes to youngzubi
PoliticsRe: Cnn's Repoter Christine Armanpour Says Buhari Is Responsible For The Killings by jozee8(op): 5:54pm On Jul 29, 2018
4601CE:
how? huh
You should have been able to know how looking at the explanation by the seasoned reporter, let me guess you didn't read right?
PoliticsRe: Cnn's Repoter Christine Armanpour Says Buhari Is Responsible For The Killings by jozee8(op): 5:29pm On Jul 29, 2018
Isn't it quite obvious
PoliticsCnn's Repoter Christine Armanpour Says Buhari Is Responsible For The Killings by jozee8(op): 5:27pm On Jul 29, 2018
Buhari may be behind Fulani herdsmen – CNN’s Christine Armanpour
herald.ng Jul 29, 2018 11:05 AM

CNN’s chief international correspondent, Christine Armanpour has opined that President Muhammadu Buhari may be behind the Fulani herdsmen Menace currently ravaging the country.

The British-Iranian TV host said :“By all definitions and descriptions, the Nigeria’s so called herdsmen are terrorists and if President Buhari doesn’t believe so, then it would be difficult for anyone to reasonably absolve him (Buhari) from complicity”.
“I cover wars and crisis as a journalist, I think I know, and the world also knows how terrorists operate”
LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by jozee8: 5:02pm On Jul 28, 2018
Youngzubi:
i for like grant ya request

but due to some well arranged and programmed and connected and em!! why i too dey forget grammar but alL i won tell u be say i don put am for mind if any show surface at all,my guy i go halla ya name enter the tori just relax their are still alot of characters to be introduced so relax





TIME IS COMING WHEN I WILL REQUEST FOR PEOPLE NAMES THAT WOULD BE USED TO NAME THOSE BIG MAMA THUGS AND SO ON SO KEEP DROPPING YOUR COMMENTS BECOS THATS THE ONLY WAY I CAN RECOGNISE YOUR NAME AND CHOOSE U

THEN NAME U AFTER ONE OF THEM!,SAME THING GOES TO EVERYBODY WHO WISH TO PARTICIPATE IN THE STORY



STILL YOUR GUY YOUNGZUBI
z
Baba YOUNGZUBI
Your talent pure...
I just don turn addict for dis ur tory oo
Twaaleh!
PoliticsRe: Disintegration, A Neglected Solution To Nation’s Challenges ― Senator Adeyeye by jozee8: 8:33pm On Jul 27, 2018
You wouldn't see people like sarrki, MANNANQRI abi waitin be that him name sef
To contribute something here oo but just mention Buhari now or APC and see
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal, Chelsea, Fulham, West Ham Or Tottenham: Who'll Rule London This Season? by jozee8: 4:14pm On Jul 27, 2018
Tokziby:
I am not a Spurs fan but it's Tottenham all the way. They have been consistent in the last 3 seasons. And they are still keeping their squad while they continue to grow.
As for Chelsea and Arsenal their struggle continues cos of the new coach, new coach tactics and new additions to the squad. They will need time to understand the pattern of English football and time to pick the right team and gel the squad.
Btw watch out for Westham this season with their coach Manuel pellegrini and the array of quality players added to the team.
As for top 4, city, Man United, Liverpool and Tottenham... 5-10 won't be an easy fixture Arsenal, Chelsea, Burnley, Leicester, Westham and Newcastle and bonus Everton
I put it to you that man united will not finish ahead of liverpool this season!
If you doubt me make we add am something?
RomanceRe: If She Cheats While Sharing Wedding Card!! by jozee8: 8:23am On Jul 27, 2018
bukkyemotions:
All these reactions without verification.
That's to who ever is involved I guess
It's not a good thing you know...
RomanceRe: If She Cheats While Sharing Wedding Card!! by jozee8: 7:07pm On Jul 26, 2018
Now am beginning to think that all those children they will be telling us is 8 month old pregnancy needs some paternity test!
PoliticsRe: Saraki Sneaks Himself Into National Assembly In Rickety Vehicle by jozee8: 11:23am On Jul 24, 2018
popcykaylah:
If saraki's hands are clean why is he running from honouring the police. Burma boy & davido wey be ordinary citizens honoured the police and clear thier names. See person wey we call Senate president dey play games .. naija has. no future
Shift joor..
Na so them the take invite person?
You invited person and in less than 12hrs you are already carrying out house arest
PoliticsRe: Saraki Now Presiding Over Tuesday Plenary. by jozee8: 11:18am On Jul 24, 2018
When I read about the invitation by the police last night I was like
Saraki should not even border sleeping at home that night
If me a non politician can think of such how much more will a Sanate president do cheesy

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