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Family › Re: Separation Is Imminent In My Marriage. by jpphilips(m): 2:32pm On Jan 05, 2015
You were a struggling young man who ran to a working class to marry because you want a partnership marriage, OR your business had issues and you want your wife to become your Jesus?
How many times have I said it here that the day a Nigerian woman feeds you that you are dead??

Pls just hang yourself, accident may damage people's property, be nice to the environment even in death.

Where is Sagamite?
Politics › Re: My Life In Danger… Rev Fr Mbaka Cries Out by jpphilips(m): 2:05pm On Jan 05, 2015
Ubechu1:
FTC
That serves him right... The so-called Man of God is not suppose to spew any thing that will cause havoc in the electoral process, He's suppose to act indifferent to these campaigns.... I see no reason why he would just open his mouth and start saying GIBBERISH...
If GEJ wins come Feb, he just go to a land of no return... my 2cents though
MODIFIED:
This is just like a dream come true... I made FP... I wanna dedicate this to my parents, MR & MRS UBECHU, MA SIBLINGS and others too numerous to mention...
*DJ, abeg play me Shoki*
*puts hands on face whilst dancing*
#shoki haa shoki#
GOD BLESS ME
GOD BLESS SEUN
GOD BLESS PORT HARCOURT
GOOD BLESS NIGERIA.. I REST MY CASE!
If Mbaka could render a ruthless Chimarooke politically irrelevant in his home state, I don't think that a spineless GEJ will stand a chance
Politics › Re: Don’t Be Deceived By Osinbajo, PDP Tells Lagosians by jpphilips(m): 1:44pm On Jan 05, 2015
Funny enough I doubt if Lagosians want anything from Osibanjo in return, if not to send the Otuoke general back to his den.
Politics › Re: We Wont Support Jonathan, He Can't Win - APGA Lagos Chapter by jpphilips(m):
[quote author=Candybob post=29508282]
GEJ is the best thing to happen to Nigeria, especially southern Nigeria. Many people claim he is responsible for dividing Nigerians among ethnic lines, but that is arrant nonsense. For 50 years all federal projects from refineries (even though no state in the north produces oil), international airport, military schools and college and other such projects, was allowed to be executed only if it was in Northern Nigeria. How quickly we forget our yesterday!
Today the west can boast of an Aviation college in Illorin, the east can boast of an international airport. If these are the only project he executed he would still rank as the best president to grace Aso rock, however he had done much more.
A mediocre sees a non functional Aviation college and an upgraded existing airport that flies Ethiopian airlines as its only international flight as an achievement.
If upgrading an Airport is over whelming to you, what do you say about the person who actually constructed the airport?
You are happy that your master upgraded an airport built by someone else, have you bothered to find out the GDP of Ethiopia? who has a national carrier where your oga has been w@nking with Arik and Dana. rightly put, Jonathan is upgrading the Airports for ordinary Ethiopia to make money, are you not ashamed of your dishonorable self?
you see where mediocrity pisses me off.


They keep shouting corruption and unemployment. Yet i don't recall anytime the private sector has had a more vibrant time than this decade. GEJ represents a shift from unproductive government and civil service job to private ownership. SMES is the song. Entrepreneurs are smiling to the banks daily. who needs a job when he can own a business?
How can you recall when you were cursed with mediocrity and Schizophrenia? Let us starts with Banks that you mentioned, what was a school leaver earning in intercontinental bank before jonathan and what are they earning today at Access bank?
what percentage of Nigerian work force are bankers today?

Are you not ashamed that after passing through higher education the only hope of economic salvation available is SME, in case you have forgotten the full meaning, I will oblige you, (Small and Medium Scale Enterprise).
In your dumb mind, you think that big corporations started off as SME's. Because you bribed someone to steal govt fingerlings to start fish farming you think you have become someone in the society, or because you print and resell recharge cards you think you have a future?
I think your problem is not only mediocrity but you seem like you equally lack ambition.


What i expect to hear is people demanding for lower interest and lending rates to allow more people access to funds, instead they are shouting give us jobs! Fighting for bones while flies feast on the meat sad
Now it is obvious your problem is a little complicated, illiteracy is equally a feather to your cap, how can you lower interest rates in a comatose economy?
There is no guarantee for any single kobo lent, the reason banks lend to the government and established corporations. Banks classify your almighty SME as high risk as such is skeptical of giving out loans to them, perhaps the Otuoke general forgot that funds is the biggest problem of SME's. I know recharge cards hustling wont allow you to understand how it works around here, when you are busy forming CEO for those Kunu girls in your area.



They say education is dying, i laugh in Arabic! Have you forgotten when you operated the quota system that allowed someone from Katsina with a Jamb score of 70 to obtain admission, whereas one with a score of 250 is denied admission simply because he is from Edo state and the slots available is filled up? Oh you have forgotten!
Did you lend out your brain? The number of Nigerians seeking admission in Ghana and other Scandinavian countries increased by 68% under Jonathan, do you needs the gods to point that out to you? 3 strikes of 1.5yr average in 6yrs is not the kinda score card you will wish your son to bring home, have you seen the latest UNDP report on Nigeria's literacy level?




Runs girl is the order of the day in our higher institutions, courtesy of our Alhajis who paid their girl friends in foreign currencies for less than three minutes of a Bleep section! It became more prudent and reasonable to find a sugar daddy than to study your book, because the juicy job in the ministry is also reserved for the Alhaji's favored girl cheesy

I am sorry i am a tribalist, but i am not sorry i am telling you your history. So please when February comes go and vote for Buhari and wait for your change. But dont come screaming when you discover your change is stroll to the dark ages!

As for me it is GEJ till i am ready to become President!
If I had seen this part I wouldn't have bothered responding, damn! I just replied Terry G!!
Politics › Re: We Wont Support Jonathan, He Can't Win - APGA Lagos Chapter by jpphilips(m): 12:37pm On Jan 05, 2015
President whose ministers couldn't get primary nominations
Politics › Re: Group Asks INEC, Army For Information On Buhari's Qualification by jpphilips(m): 11:27am On Jan 05, 2015
ratiken:
Thanks to GEJ for signing the FOI bill his predecessors refused signing.

Mighty thanks to GEJ again for a transparent electoral process which has been adjudged as free and fair. Its one man one vote.... Power clearly belong to the people courtesy of GEJ.

Only a fool will support a renowned terror chief who truncated a democracy to a man who has clearly shown Nigerians what democracy should look like
Only a f00l will forget so easily the under-listed to return an economic terror to the Nigerian people.



FELLOW NIGERIANS, IS THIS THE PRESIDENT YOU DESERVE?

May the Judgment of God not befall us and our families if with our votes we deliberately return a Govt of Hunger, corruption and death to the Nigerian people. Kindly distribute through your BBM and Whatsapp contacts, enough is enough!!



November 2014, Jonathan shocked Nigerians with the news that Boko haram has taken control of 6 towns in 4 LGA’s the height of incompetence in balkanizing the Nigerian state, a week later, Nigerians were blown away by series of austerity measures handed to them for their stupidity in 2011.

The naira was devalued at the pretext of drop in oil prices but Nigerians never asked why the Naira never appreciated when the oil price was increasing?
If the foreign reserve were not stolen, Nigeria would have weathered the storm for at least 6months like we did during the global melt down of 2004 and 2008, unfortunately, the incompetence of the Jonathan administration has brought grave consequence on the Nigerian people, Inflation and high cost of energy are likely consequences.

According to Will Ross of the BBC “He said he hoped a parliamentary investigation would also find out why the country's Excess Crude Account had fallen from $11.5bn to under $2.5bn in a year - arguing that Nigeria's savings are a vital buffer against any drop in the global oil price and without this "rainy day" account, the economy is vulnerable and exposed.

October 2014; Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the Federal republic of Nigeria uses a militant Asari Dokubo for black market gun running, evident from the grounding and seizure of over $10m by the South African authorities.
September, 2014, The Nigerian Government admitted ferrying over $10m in a private jet for arms procurement, where do we draw the line between money laundering and arms procurement? I asked myself about the recent helos that was delivered by Russia recently if it was purchased in the same manner, agree with me or not, Jonathan is neck deep not just in corruption but money laundering.

August 2014: As a result of the unabated corruption in the Nigerian Military, Mutiny of July gave rise to Boko haram declaring a caliphate on Nigerian Soil, Gentlemen and Ladies, Jonathan Has once again made a history of Incompetence. Never in the history of Nigeria have we ceded territories to bandits.


July 2014: saw a president who went to sleep while neighboring West African countries battled with the Ebola virus, his negligence paid off when Patrick Sawyer brought the deadly virus to Nigeria unabated. Since August 2012, when the Ebola outbreak began, The Nigerian govt had no single emergency response plan in place.
$11m emergency fund and N480m budgeted for the control of infectious diseases in the 2013 budget never got to the Lagos state government, the Nigerian Ebola Epicenter.
Still in June, we saw the worst abuse of his Royal majesties powers when he barred APC Governors from attending a rally in Ekiti state with soldiers, meanwhile Boko Haram is still having a field day in the North.
The senate revealed to Nigerians how the president Mis appropriated over 685b kerosene subsidy fund


May 2014: [/b]left us with this shocking statement
“Jonathan, who was asked to comment on the allegations of corrupt practices leveled against some of his ministers, had said that nobody was above mistakes and that if he were to be acting based on reports on each of them, “no one will stay for more than six months in office.” [b]Mere stealing we call corruption"

Still in the same month after the corrupt tales of embezzlement and diversion of military budget, the clueless one finally offered Amnesty to a terrorist group, the first of its kind, in the world.
An Indication that the Jonathan’s administration is run by a den of thieves.

April 2014: reminded us the climax of Jonathan’s administration where he went on a jamboree while book haram held over 200 young girls, hostage,
April never ended before the Dizeani madueke’s 10billion naira scam reached a climax.

March 2014: just before the centenary celebration where Abacha of all people was a beneficiary, scores of Innocent school children were murdered in Adamawa sate.

Feb 2014: saw the illegal suspension of the CBN Gov.at a time the nation was in dire need of foreign direct investment, the Kidnap of the president’s foster father is a realistic score card on his strides on security.
January 2014, a presidential committee was set up to investigate the October scandal of stella odua who came with a guilty verdict, yet she kept her job.

December 2013: ushered the yuletide of Obasanjo’s “before it is too late”, several corruption allegations and the extremism of the Jonathan’s administration, the impunity of plundering the people’ s common wealth and the tenacity of talking drums like Abati who have earned a reputation in insulting the sensibilities of Nigerians.10 bullet proof vehicles purchased by DICON for its top brass

November 2013: the CBN Governor raised an alarm that under Jonathan’s watch, the NNPC diverted $49billion dollars, fellow Nigerians, are we not tired of condoning corruption?

October 2013: ushered a month of corruption coronation in Jonathan’s camp, where the Aviation minister coerced the NCAA to purchase 2 fairly used armored 2008 BMW to the tune of $800,000 each.

September 2013: President Jonathan took a record breaking 600 men entourage for the UN General assembly in New york

August 2013: After the billions of dollars spent in revamping the nation’s airports, skytrax world airport ranking for Africa showed Nigeria didn’t make it to top 10 in Africa neither did it make it top 100th place in the world. Whereas Ethiopia and Mauritania made it to position 9th and 8th respectively, what a shame.

July 2013: transparency international rated Nigeria as the 8th most corrupt country in the world.

June 2013: World Bank appraised him thus;

“Nevertheless, improvements in social welfare indicators have been much slower than would be expected in the context of this growth. Poverty reduction and job creation have not kept pace with population growth, implying social distress for an increasing number of Nigerians. Progress toward the fulfillment of many of the Millennium Development Goals has been slow, and the country ranked 153 out of 186 countries in the 2013 United Nations Human Development Index” the World Bank said.



May 2013: The president after wasting tax payer’s money on an entourage as long as the third mainland bridge went sleeping while his foreign affairs minister represented him in his presence during the AU summit in Addis ababa.
Just outside President Goodluck Jonathan's office sat 17 ambulances, just in case he or one of his aides fell ill. They were seldom if ever used.

No actual health-care facility nationwide had as many, and in fact a few still have none at all. But as soon as a Nigerian newspaper took a photo of the ambulances and published a story about them, they suddenly disappeared -- probably to an underground garage.

March, 2013: we witnessed the height of moral bankruptcy when Mr President granted presidential pardon to the biggest criminal in the history of our democracy, Alamesigha to prepare him for a senatorial seat.

February 2013: amidst the short fall in crude prices, the president smuggled into the 2013 budget a 2bn appropriation fund for the office of the first lady

February 2013: the office of the presidency denied vehemently that the first lady was on vacation in Germany only for them to organize a survival party with tax payer’s money. Is this the kind of leader you want to hold to his words?

In January 2013: the erst while madam due process and former minister for education challenged the charlatans of jonathans’ administration to a debate on accountability of $67b as expected, honorable cowards and pen thieves, absconded as usual


November 2012: President Jonathan approved 2.2bn naira for the construction of a banquet hall in the villa. At a time our debt profile was all time high

As commander in chief, he stood dumb while a military helicopter was used for "kabu-kabu" at oronto douglas father’s burial that error in judgment alone claimed the life of a sitting Governor. and the most brilliant NSA Nigeria has ever produced.

October 2012: blatantly refusing to appeal the ICJ’s decision on ceding bakassi, thereby throwing Millions of Bakkasi indigenes into pandemonium

refusing to cut down on foreign trips and cost of Governance, contrary to his Nationwide address of 7th Jan 2012.


October 2012: Mr president’s administration spent 1.5 billion to patch the 3rd mainland bridge, 4 months later, triple of that amount was expended again on maintenance alone, Talk about waste and incompetence

August 2012 : He said our foreign reserve is 42billion usd , is that not only on iweala's notepad?
How can you have external debt of 48bn usd and come home to deceive us that we have reserves?
How much services that 48bn plus interest annually? Nearly 25% of 48bn.


August 2012: Under his watch militants earn 10% of the Nation's revenue, $22.5m, $9m and $12.5m for tompolo, Ateke and Asari as national honors.

He twisted facts during the Independence Day speech on his fight on corruption, in contrast to what the transparency international claimed.
By august 2012, 2012 budget implementation was just 13%

over 5, ooo Nigerian lives gone, Mr president is still trading words and negotiating with boko haram, we remain grateful that a quasi state of emergency came to be, at least I cant imagine an SOE where the State Govs sit tight to control state funds while the FG fight their battle.

July 2012: its 3yrs gone and he is yet to commission from scratch a new power plant worst still fired the only human being in his cabinet who knows his onions in the power sector.

July 2012: Mr President earned a congratulatory message for implementing local content policy by importing 200 luxury brands at the cost of over 13.5 million each for a 4 day first ladies summit. While our manufacturing industries beg for patronage.

June 2012: Almost all teaching hospitals in Nigeria have no functional dialysis machine, the most sought of this equipment cost just 5m naira. Statistics has it that more than 60,000 Nigerians die yearly of a kidney related ailment, however, he jets out with his cohorts to seek medical help elsewhere.

ferma is seriously patching federal highways with a budget of over 80 billion naira, there is no coordination between, the MND, NDDC and Federal ministry of works on road maintenance, same contract is awarded over and over before the job is done.

JUNE 2012: Under his watch, the giant of oil and gas reserves is undergoing its worst energy crisis in the world.

tanker drivers alone can cripple his supply network as they wish not to talk of ordinary Niger republic coming to our rescue via imports.

In case you have not heard, Nigeria is very close to Afghanistan on security progress under Jonathan's watch.

June 2012: Education is in crisis. With adult literacy at 57 per cent, overall illiteracy at 66 per cent and more than 10 million out of the 30 million children of primary school age not in school, no serious government should be comfortable. When 40 million adults in a population of 170 million are illiterate, the country is ranked 161 out of 180 countries in the United Nations Comparative Index of Literacy 2012, and has an unemployment rate of 23.7 per cent,
it’s no longer news that only 26% of school leavers gain admission into the universities and only 5% are employed after school thanks to ASUU’s 6 months strike.

June 2012: Mr president’s economic blind men have blessed us with all time high of 37.5% inflation though his mickey mouse cbn governor is still claiming 28%, wondering what he will be claiming now that all bankers are at home, naira devalued, unemployment on the rise etc He still maintains a single digit inflation on paper, I dey laugh.


Mr president is the only Nigerian president that has not initiated a successful programme even Abacha did better with ptf while IBB with FSP and MAMSA, Mr president is still confused with ''YOU WIN''and SURE-P, with zero benefit to the Nigerian people.
on that same vein, Nigeria has the second record high job cuts within the last 2yrs, if in doubt ask the bankers and manufacturing industries.
before his ascension into power, the naira was in a sorry state of 150 to 1 dollar today, Jonathan has handed us an unstable 182 to 1 dollar

June 2012: The dana crash is a testimony that Mr president’s aviation is comatose, not even the attorney general could challenge the allegations of the dana staff in court, in a national disaster of that magnitude?
The girl could have served as a prime witness in a class action against dana
Less than 6months of inconclusive investigations, DANA air hit the Tarmac again.

Still on military, Nigeria has the most under educated junior military officers, before you ask how, Mr president is too lazy to ask him self why imo with highest national examination enrollments still have the least NDA and police academy enrollments, while borno and zamfara as educationally less privileged, have higher quota than Delta and Anambra put together in military enrollments. Nepotism and corruption at its best
Mr President is the only head of state in the world whose wife is a ministry of its own.



January 2012: Under Mr president’s watch, a 250bilion subsidy programme rose to 2 trillion naira yet no arrest, no conviction, no sack, the best miserable Nigerians could get was an AWOL attorney general after 7days of protests. Height of incompetence and corruption.

Mr President is the only president in the world whose parliament gulps 75% of the national budget as alleged by the CBN Gov. yet they still soak themselves in $625m bribery scandal.
Jonathan has not even initiated let alone fulfilling a single campaign promises except the one that he needs to surround himself with brain dead women in his cabinet.


Nigerians say thank you Sir, for your 6 wasted years of leadership.
Romance › Re: 5 Unfair Situations Girls Get Guys Into. by jpphilips(m): 11:07am On Jan 05, 2015
Princecalm:
1. A guy who loves his girl and think his girl does the same but later finds out she has already fallen for his brothe/friend.
2. You knew he was broke beford you entered in to the relationship but later along the line you told him you are the first child(ada) of your parent and you need to get married just because you found someone rich.
3. She gossip you with her friends how you are not man enough because she has started seeing someone elsewhere.
4. You knew he was not handsome before you entered into the relationship and now you are making him feel like he is the ugliest man on earth.
5. You give a guy false hope that he is dating you not knowing that he is in the friendzone(girl will not kill us o!)
From Toto you came, to Toto you shall return, jobless boys
Politics › Re: APC Wants To Divide Nigeria, Says PDP by jpphilips(m): 9:40am On Jan 05, 2015
lookingfly:
if buhari is really going to fight corruption and if really he is the saviour of Nigeria as u all say,he will know that all those politicians are corrupt and the only thing and right thing to do is to distance him self from those thieves.one thing I know is that,a lion can never give birth to an elephant so a group of corrupt government official can never produce a saviour because he is from a corrupt system.since you said those leaders mentioned above are not corrupt,I must say you are an hypocryt cos no true citizen of Nigerian would say that.
He said that Nigeria does not have the resources to pursue corrupt people but if you are, you must stop on the day of his inauguration or leave the country for good, fair enough huh!!
Romance › Re: 5 Thing Ladies Do That Makes Them Look Cheap To Guys by jpphilips(m): 9:36am On Jan 05, 2015
ArcToyin:
only those that are married will sex not denigrate. I will be glad if you can tell me where you got it from ' backward African mentality'? If truly prostitute is the oldest profession that doesnt make it morally. Compare it with stealing.
Are you saying you don't know what the oldest profession is? why should you have an opinion on what you don't even have basic knowledge of?
Didn't you read the last paragraph of the post you quote?
Christianity Etc › Re: “God Has Anointed Me To Lead A Revolution Against Islamic Jihadists” – Oyedepo by jpphilips(m): 9:22pm On Jan 04, 2015
Are the jihadists threatening his economy?
Romance › Re: 5 Thing Ladies Do That Makes Them Look Cheap To Guys by jpphilips(m): 11:50am On Jan 04, 2015
pressplay55:
mehnnnnnn
you can say that again,,
hahaha this is Hot!
I dont mind if we hook up,
but you dont have to dump me oo
my body need am always...
SMH
poverty of the soul
Romance › Re: 5 Thing Ladies Do That Makes Them Look Cheap To Guys by jpphilips(m): 11:39am On Jan 04, 2015
ArcToyin:
i get you bt it brings one dignity whereas it defames the other.
Sex does not denigrate a person, it is a backward African mentality.

Prost! tut! 0n is the oldest profession in the world, every pr0st! tute on duty is earning a living at the same time, he or she is curing a man who may likely have ended up a r@pist.

The moralty behind runs and prost! tut! 0n though debatable, but pros ceate a social equilibrium that I find conscionable.
Romance › Re: 5 Thing Ladies Do That Makes Them Look Cheap To Guys by jpphilips(m): 11:19am On Jan 04, 2015
sucess001:
On the other hand, it means d girl knws what she wants...


Its a cheap girl dt will want 2 or three dates before giving d guy sex....
Three days to chop belle full before sex and she is not cheap? lolzzzzzzz

For you guys who think that first date gals are cheap, abuse that privilege and see what happens afterwards.

The thing is that teenagers are sex starved by virtue of not being socially competitive hence the mission is sex first!! as a student and a teenager trust me there is nothing else after sex.

For grown men who are not sex starved but on a mission, sex or not, the mission must be accomplished doesn't matter when and how.

This is where I blame the ladies, in a sane man's books, first date, quickie, delayed sex, is the same, so long as you did it, it makes absolutely no difference. Sex is sex, circumstances not withstanding.

When a woman gets pregnant for a man nobody asks where they did it? how long? after how many dates? because it is irrelevant.

Most men are on a sex mission only newbies are oblivious of that fact.
Some men will promise you marriage to get sex, introduce you to friends and family, engage you to get it spend heavily to get sex, however tough a woman think she is, there are men who are ready to slug it out with them.

This is my concern, why wait for so long to be emotionally attached to a man who is on a sex mission?
The more you wait, the more attached you are emotionally, once he leaves it will no longer be about sex for the girl, but also a disappointment.

If it happens often, she will end up an emotional wreck.

The big question is this : Is it not in your interest to give it early enough before you are emotionally attached OR
Close the damn! legs forever.
Romance › Re: 5 Thing Ladies Do That Makes Them Look Cheap To Guys by jpphilips(m): 11:32pm On Jan 03, 2015
dasoul:
There is no rule to consider someone as been cheap..., a lady may not engage in any of the above mentioned habits but his guy might still consider her as been cheap. My advice is this: there is always a guy out there that will cherish you for who you are only if you are willing to let go and look the other way. ONE MAN'S TRASH IS ANOTHER MAN'S TREASURE!
I was almost wondering if a runs girl pays her fare, buys call cards she is no longer cheap.

Sex on first date cheap? she becomes expensive on the second date I guess.

Dumb OP
Romance › Re: 5 Thing Ladies Do That Makes Them Look Cheap To Guys by jpphilips(m): 11:27pm On Jan 03, 2015
Krystalxxx:
I don't know why guys are acting like all girls do this.....I've always paid for me nd bfs dates, I hate to ask for anything and I don't do anything on that silly list. And so many girls don't do all those.......if a guy finds himself around such girls, he's the one who chose to pick that type so he should bear it.
How close are you to Nigeria?
Romance › Re: 5 Thing Ladies Do That Makes Them Look Cheap To Guys by jpphilips(m): 10:37pm On Jan 03, 2015
eduj:
what u wrote is perfectly true ,,but come on bro!!!!!! most of this chickitos er so loose and willing this days that any packaged guy almost never make's use of his plan "B" on a first date.I like the occasional chick who is genuinely hard to get-helps a guy to try out en improvise his wooing skills.I think the op means that ladies should make wooing them more like a real home work.what most offer today is an open test
Wooing skills for a Nigerian gal? Is that really necessary?
Someone coming into your life to extort you?
Just tell her you can take care of her, there is nothing to woo a Nigerian gal for.
After the wooing and you still cannot take care of her, she is moving over to the next available man who can, don't waste your grammar on Nigerian gals, save it for your interviews and job presentations, most of them are not worth it, the very few that are worth it won't cross your path this life time, why bother?
Romance › Re: 5 Thing Ladies Do That Makes Them Look Cheap To Guys by jpphilips(m): 10:25pm On Jan 03, 2015
felicity111:
. Excuse me; i dnt see how asking a guy for airtym mks a gal chep. if am broke and ivnid to make a kul urgently and der is no aurtym i ku one of ma male to help me wit it and det knw dat before i ask for it dat mins itz important. dat dos not mke me cgep
If you are broke call your father, if he can't place you on allowance then he has failed as a parent.
Disown him and enrol in foster care or better still register with a motherless home, im sure a more responsible parent will adopt you.
BTW, what happened to your fingers, you could barely type.
Family › Re: #bad Nannies# My Experience With St. Catherine's Nanny And Maid Services, Okota by jpphilips(m): 2:30pm On Jan 03, 2015
uzolexis:
I was not talking about the law. I was stating my opinion on what I feel is right. With the reckless and irresponsible attitude of d agency, it's possible the lady was not even aware she was HIV positive. Law or no law we all have an idea of what is right or wrong. I think taking care of kids is a delicate issue and pple should be allowed 2 know a lot about someone they would hand their kids over to. I'm not saying a HIV + person can't takia of a child, i'm just saying she should av been aware.
it's a pity men like u think women r block heads yet u have a mother, sister and relatives.
Compliments of d season
Read what most of you wrote and tell me why a sane person should take you and your cohorts seriously?
Family › Re: #bad Nannies# My Experience With St. Catherine's Nanny And Maid Services, Okota by jpphilips(m): 2:29pm On Jan 03, 2015
Sayoh:
While I appreciate your valid point and the advocacy for rights of people living with HIV, I don't appreciate your tone. For such a sensitive role, there should be full disclosure and that's where the agency was negligent.
Ordinarily, the HIV should not pose any risk to the baby but who's to say the woman could not be diabolical?

Anyways my aim is to warn fellow mothers about bad nanny services and that they take all precautions necessary when hiring.
gud enough you will tell the judge that the defendant is diabolical.
Politics › Re: APC Wants To Divide Nigeria, Says PDP by jpphilips(m): 2:02pm On Jan 03, 2015
lookingfly:
if buhari is really going to fight corruption and if really he is the saviour of Nigeria as u all say,he will know that all those politicians are corrupt and the only thing and right thing to do is to distance him self from those thieves.one thing I know is that,a lion can never give birth to an elephant so a group of corrupt government official can never produce a saviour because he is from a corrupt system.since you said those leaders mentioned above are not corrupt,I must say you are an hypocryt cos no true citizen of Nigerian would say that.
spoken like a child suffering from historical malnutrition.

During the Buhari's regime, members of the supreme military council were equally investivated, it was when Ibb's shody deals was uncovered that he overthrew his govt.

That was Buhari's Chief of staff, Tinubu is not even safe with Buhari trust me on that.
Politics › Re: The Trouble With The Buhari Manifesto BY ABIMBOLA ADELAKUN by jpphilips(m): 9:14am On Jan 02, 2015
Ya I understand you PDP guys, since the clueless one is still looking for clues to tackle corruption and Boko Haram, he has gone to look for clues in Buhari's manifesto, of course he was disappointed.
You want the General to outline his strategies for Mr clueless to steal abi?
So that he will score cheap political points abi? You are truly clueless.
Politics › Re: 2014 In Review: Top 10 Government Policies In Nigeria In 2014 by jpphilips(m): 2:51pm On Jan 01, 2015
blowjohn:
Abegi! How many naija graduates wil b shown d way in? U think car manufacturing company is like 7up bottling company? Most of them don't have any years of experience in manufacturing firms.....what we need is from nigerians creating technology with dia heads and teaching their own pple! Wev been playing second fiddle for too long!
They expect to be employed in an administration that has enthroned corruption beyond every moral umbrage.
When IM reigns supreme? lol, country of the dumb, led by the dumb and serves the interest of the dumb.
Politics › Re: 2014 In Review: Top 10 Government Policies In Nigeria In 2014 by jpphilips(m): 2:43pm On Jan 01, 2015
gabicon:
That's the thing about Nigeria every thing exist in paper. How many employment has the automotive industry created so far? Their production are pretty much skeletal, go to Nissan and pan and check out how many cars are rolled out daily. The inoson guy I is doing pretty well though. Further more methodologies like just in time, TPS and lean manufacturing have slashed the need for manpower in automobile manufacturering. As big as the Toyota brand is they have only 333000 consolidated employees, 46000 being main employees. With all the prospective auto investors we can't get up to 30000 direct employment which is overly optimistic. If I were his adviser I would have advised that he built our steel industries that has a higher prospect in creating graduate and artisan jobs to the tune of millions. Our problems are past using a bucket to draw water we need to start piping it.
You see, the average educated Nigerian is not far from a m0r0n, they claim automobile policy will create jobs yet they are still at home , jobless as usual.

The automotive industry doesn't create direct jobs but indirect jobs through service contractors which seems to be non existent in Nigeria.

The unemployed m0r0ns are lauding the retrogression from their fellow m0r0n.
pathetic country.
Politics › Re: 2014 In Review: Top 10 Government Policies In Nigeria In 2014 by jpphilips(m): 2:32pm On Jan 01, 2015
dabossman:
Policies? From 1960 till date we have witnessed the introduction of laudable policies. The problem is always with implementation.

No doubt GEJ like everyone before him can point to one achievement or the other. I personally think the Minister in Agriculture has tried. Thumbs up to the President for that. Sadly there is gross failure and inactivity in many other sectors. Also some badly informed actions and inactions by the President and his inept advisers have painted GEJ in bad light.
Let me quickly brief you on policies

Sani Abacha's foreign policy gave you your highest OPEC quota till date after 4 administrations in 2 decades Nigeria has not gained a single barrel, never mind that our population grew from 19th position in the world to 7th in the world within the last 2 decades. Strategically positioning Rilwanu Lukman as OPEC chairman was not a coincidence.

OBJ is the reason Nigeria will ever get electricity right through his laudable NIPP.

OBJ was the man who capitalized our banks, that single policy gave rise to Nigerian banks taking part in funding of oil and gas investments and other capital projects, stimulated the capital market till we became the biggest in Africa, the first time dumb Nigerians heard of shares, created good jobs not our present under employment, who would believe that ETB once paid a fresh graduate 202k under OBJ.

OBJ'S Foreign reserve account, Eccess crude revenue account shielded us from the biggest crisis in the world history "ECONOMIC MELT DOWN".
never mind that Jonathan's swf could do nothing but plunge us deeper into recession, Energy crisis and a very weak naira.

Yaradua on his dying bed could review our energy policy, and PMS sold uniformly at 65naira across the country.
I can go on and on and on till I get to Buhari of 1984.

Jonathan is a collosal failure with honours, it takes a myopic and unscrupulous mind to eulogize this administration.
Politics › Re: 2014 In Review: Top 10 Government Policies In Nigeria In 2014 by jpphilips(m): 1:54pm On Jan 01, 2015
Rexyl:
It seems the policies have been yielding results. God bless Nigeria.



Jpphilips should believe in socio economical and political transformation of Nigeria and begin to see positive things about her
If I was dumb, sure I will support Jonathan.
Politics › Re: APC Wants To Divide Nigeria, Says PDP by jpphilips(m): 1:51pm On Jan 01, 2015
jamace:
Please assist Buhari to present his GCE certificate at INEC office. Meanwhile Buhari is a liar, saying that his documents are with the military board. Na small shit na him de spoil pant o. Buhari of 1984 is no longer the Buhari of today. Petty lies full his mouth now o.
You seem not to understand why we want buhari on board do you?
Politics › Re: 2014 In Review: Top 10 Government Policies In Nigeria In 2014 by jpphilips(m): 10:56am On Dec 31, 2014
FELLOW NIGERIANS, IS THIS THE PRESIDENT YOU DESERVE?

May the Judgment of God not befall us and our families if with our votes we deliberately return a Govt of Hunger, corruption and death to the Nigerian people. Kindly distribute through your BBM and Whatsapp contacts, enough is enough!!



November 2014, Jonathan shocked Nigerians with the news that Boko haram has taken control of 6 towns in 4 LGA’s the height of incompetence in balkanizing the Nigerian state, a week later, Nigerians were blown away by series of austerity measures handed to them for their stupidity in 2011.

The naira was devalued at the pretext of drop in oil prices but Nigerians never asked why the Naira never appreciated when the oil price was increasing?
If the foreign reserve were not stolen, Nigeria would have weathered the storm for at least 6months like we did during the global melt down of 2004 and 2008, unfortunately, the incompetence of the Jonathan administration has brought grave consequence on the Nigerian people, Inflation and high cost of energy are likely consequences.

According to Will Ross of the BBC “He said he hoped a parliamentary investigation would also find out why the country's Excess Crude Account had fallen from $11.5bn to under $2.5bn in a year - arguing that Nigeria's savings are a vital buffer against any drop in the global oil price and without this "rainy day" account, the economy is vulnerable and exposed.

October 2014; Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the Federal republic of Nigeria uses a militant Asari Dokubo for black market gun running, evident from the grounding and seizure of over $10m by the South African authorities.
September, 2014, The Nigerian Government admitted ferrying over $10m in a private jet for arms procurement, where do we draw the line between money laundering and arms procurement? I asked myself about the recent helos that was delivered by Russia recently if it was purchased in the same manner, agree with me or not, Jonathan is neck deep not just in corruption but money laundering.

August 2014: As a result of the unabated corruption in the Nigerian Military, Mutiny of July gave rise to Boko haram declaring a caliphate on Nigerian Soil, Gentlemen and Ladies, Jonathan Has once again made a history of Incompetence. Never in the history of Nigeria have we ceded territories to bandits.


July 2014: saw a president who went to sleep while neighboring West African countries battled with the Ebola virus, his negligence paid off when Patrick Sawyer brought the deadly virus to Nigeria unabated. Since August 2012, when the Ebola outbreak began, The Nigerian govt had no single emergency response plan in place.
$11m emergency fund and N480m budgeted for the control of infectious diseases in the 2013 budget never got to the Lagos state government, the Nigerian Ebola Epicenter.
Still in June, we saw the worst abuse of his Royal majesties powers when he barred APC Governors from attending a rally in Ekiti state with soldiers, meanwhile Boko Haram is still having a field day in the North.
The senate revealed to Nigerians how the president Mis appropriated over 685b kerosene subsidy fund


May 2014: [/b]left us with this shocking statement
“Jonathan, who was asked to comment on the allegations of corrupt practices leveled against some of his ministers, had said that nobody was above mistakes and that if he were to be acting based on reports on each of them, “no one will stay for more than six months in office.” [b]Mere stealing we call corruption"

Still in the same month after the corrupt tales of embezzlement and diversion of military budget, the clueless one finally offered Amnesty to a terrorist group, the first of its kind, in the world.
An Indication that the Jonathan’s administration is run by a den of thieves.

April 2014: reminded us the climax of Jonathan’s administration where he went on a jamboree while book haram held over 200 young girls, hostage,
April never ended before the Dizeani madueke’s 10billion naira scam reached a climax.

March 2014: just before the centenary celebration where Abacha of all people was a beneficiary, scores of Innocent school children were murdered in Adamawa sate.

Feb 2014: saw the illegal suspension of the CBN Gov.at a time the nation was in dire need of foreign direct investment, the Kidnap of the president’s foster father is a realistic score card on his strides on security.
January 2014, a presidential committee was set up to investigate the October scandal of stella odua who came with a guilty verdict, yet she kept her job.

December 2013: ushered the yuletide of Obasanjo’s “before it is too late”, several corruption allegations and the extremism of the Jonathan’s administration, the impunity of plundering the people’ s common wealth and the tenacity of talking drums like Abati who have earned a reputation in insulting the sensibilities of Nigerians.10 bullet proof vehicles purchased by DICON for its top brass

November 2013: the CBN Governor raised an alarm that under Jonathan’s watch, the NNPC diverted $49billion dollars, fellow Nigerians, are we not tired of condoning corruption?

October 2013: ushered a month of corruption coronation in Jonathan’s camp, where the Aviation minister coerced the NCAA to purchase 2 fairly used armored 2008 BMW to the tune of $800,000 each.

September 2013: President Jonathan took a record breaking 600 men entourage for the UN General assembly in New york

August 2013: After the billions of dollars spent in revamping the nation’s airports, skytrax world airport ranking for Africa showed Nigeria didn’t make it to top 10 in Africa neither did it make it top 100th place in the world. Whereas Ethiopia and Mauritania made it to position 9th and 8th respectively, what a shame.

July 2013: transparency international rated Nigeria as the 8th most corrupt country in the world.

June 2013: World Bank appraised him thus;

“Nevertheless, improvements in social welfare indicators have been much slower than would be expected in the context of this growth. Poverty reduction and job creation have not kept pace with population growth, implying social distress for an increasing number of Nigerians. Progress toward the fulfillment of many of the Millennium Development Goals has been slow, and the country ranked 153 out of 186 countries in the 2013 United Nations Human Development Index” the World Bank said.



May 2013: The president after wasting tax payer’s money on an entourage as long as the third mainland bridge went sleeping while his foreign affairs minister represented him in his presence during the AU summit in Addis ababa.
Just outside President Goodluck Jonathan's office sat 17 ambulances, just in case he or one of his aides fell ill. They were seldom if ever used.

No actual health-care facility nationwide had as many, and in fact a few still have none at all. But as soon as a Nigerian newspaper took a photo of the ambulances and published a story about them, they suddenly disappeared -- probably to an underground garage.

March, 2013: we witnessed the height of moral bankruptcy when Mr President granted presidential pardon to the biggest criminal in the history of our democracy, Alamesigha to prepare him for a senatorial seat.

February 2013: amidst the short fall in crude prices, the president smuggled into the 2013 budget a 2bn appropriation fund for the office of the first lady

February 2013: the office of the presidency denied vehemently that the first lady was on vacation in Germany only for them to organize a survival party with tax payer’s money. Is this the kind of leader you want to hold to his words?

In January 2013: the erst while madam due process and former minister for education challenged the charlatans of jonathans’ administration to a debate on accountability of $67b as expected, honorable cowards and pen thieves, absconded as usual


November 2012: President Jonathan approved 2.2bn naira for the construction of a banquet hall in the villa. At a time our debt profile was all time high

As commander in chief, he stood dumb while a military helicopter was used for "kabu-kabu" at oronto douglas father’s burial that error in judgment alone claimed the life of a sitting Governor. and the most brilliant NSA Nigeria has ever produced.

October 2012: blatantly refusing to appeal the ICJ’s decision on ceding bakassi, thereby throwing Millions of Bakkasi indigenes into pandemonium

refusing to cut down on foreign trips and cost of Governance, contrary to his Nationwide address of 7th Jan 2012.


October 2012: Mr president’s administration spent 1.5 billion to patch the 3rd mainland bridge, 4 months later, triple of that amount was expended again on maintenance alone, Talk about waste and incompetence

August 2012 : He said our foreign reserve is 42billion usd , is that not only on iweala's notepad?
How can you have external debt of 48bn usd and come home to deceive us that we have reserves?
How much services that 48bn plus interest annually? Nearly 25% of 48bn.


August 2012: Under his watch militants earn 10% of the Nation's revenue, $22.5m, $9m and $12.5m for tompolo, Ateke and Asari as national honors.

He twisted facts during the Independence Day speech on his fight on corruption, in contrast to what the transparency international claimed.
By august 2012, 2012 budget implementation was just 13%

over 5, ooo Nigerian lives gone, Mr president is still trading words and negotiating with boko haram, we remain grateful that a quasi state of emergency came to be, at least I cant imagine an SOE where the State Govs sit tight to control state funds while the FG fight their battle.

July 2012: its 3yrs gone and he is yet to commission from scratch a new power plant worst still fired the only human being in his cabinet who knows his onions in the power sector.

July 2012: Mr President earned a congratulatory message for implementing local content policy by importing 200 luxury brands at the cost of over 13.5 million each for a 4 day first ladies summit. While our manufacturing industries beg for patronage.

June 2012: Almost all teaching hospitals in Nigeria have no functional dialysis machine, the most sought of this equipment cost just 5m naira. Statistics has it that more than 60,000 Nigerians die yearly of a kidney related ailment, however, he jets out with his cohorts to seek medical help elsewhere.

ferma is seriously patching federal highways with a budget of over 80 billion naira, there is no coordination between, the MND, NDDC and Federal ministry of works on road maintenance, same contract is awarded over and over before the job is done.

JUNE 2012: Under his watch, the giant of oil and gas reserves is undergoing its worst energy crisis in the world.

tanker drivers alone can cripple his supply network as they wish not to talk of ordinary Niger republic coming to our rescue via imports.

In case you have not heard, Nigeria is very close to Afghanistan on security progress under Jonathan's watch.

June 2012: Education is in crisis. With adult literacy at 57 per cent, overall illiteracy at 66 per cent and more than 10 million out of the 30 million children of primary school age not in school, no serious government should be comfortable. When 40 million adults in a population of 170 million are illiterate, the country is ranked 161 out of 180 countries in the United Nations Comparative Index of Literacy 2012, and has an unemployment rate of 23.7 per cent,
it’s no longer news that only 26% of school leavers gain admission into the universities and only 5% are employed after school thanks to ASUU’s 6 months strike.

June 2012: Mr president’s economic blind men have blessed us with all time high of 37.5% inflation though his mickey mouse cbn governor is still claiming 28%, wondering what he will be claiming now that all bankers are at home, naira devalued, unemployment on the rise etc He still maintains a single digit inflation on paper, I dey laugh.


Mr president is the only Nigerian president that has not initiated a successful programme even Abacha did better with ptf while IBB with FSP and MAMSA, Mr president is still confused with ''YOU WIN''and SURE-P, with zero benefit to the Nigerian people.
on that same vein, Nigeria has the second record high job cuts within the last 2yrs, if in doubt ask the bankers and manufacturing industries.
before his ascension into power, the naira was in a sorry state of 150 to 1 dollar today, Jonathan has handed us an unstable 182 to 1 dollar

June 2012: The dana crash is a testimony that Mr president’s aviation is comatose, not even the attorney general could challenge the allegations of the dana staff in court, in a national disaster of that magnitude?
The girl could have served as a prime witness in a class action against dana
Less than 6months of inconclusive investigations, DANA air hit the Tarmac again.

Still on military, Nigeria has the most under educated junior military officers, before you ask how, Mr president is too lazy to ask him self why imo with highest national examination enrollments still have the least NDA and police academy enrollments, while borno and zamfara as educationally less privileged, have higher quota than Delta and Anambra put together in military enrollments. Nepotism and corruption at its best
Mr President is the only head of state in the world whose wife is a ministry of its own.



January 2012: Under Mr president’s watch, a 250bilion subsidy programme rose to 2 trillion naira yet no arrest, no conviction, no sack, the best miserable Nigerians could get was an AWOL attorney general after 7days of protests. Height of incompetence and corruption.

Mr President is the only president in the world whose parliament gulps 75% of the national budget as alleged by the CBN Gov. yet they still soak themselves in $625m bribery scandal.
Jonathan has not even initiated let alone fulfilling a single campaign promises except the one that he needs to surround himself with brain dead women in his cabinet.


Nigerians say thank you Sir, for your 6 wasted years of leadership.
Family › Re: Nobody Wants To Marry Us, Employers Reject Us, Our Skin Is A Problem –albinos by jpphilips(m): 10:39am On Dec 31, 2014
You studied building tech in a polytechnic only to be looking for office job, who will then be the site engr for construction sites?
The way Nigerians think sef.
Politics › Re: Lagos-Based Artistes Step Out For Buhari (Pics) by jpphilips(m): 10:26am On Dec 31, 2014
vigasimple:
Officially, sharareporter are news outlet for Bhuari.

Now we know why they know when Boko haram is bombing and reporting it even before they bomb.

when the military do succeed howsoever limited it maybe they don't report it.

No wonder the Nigerian Army is seeing them as saboteurs.
Why does anti GEJ threads not make FP here unlike anti Buhari threads.
Education › Re: 11 Major Reasons Why Phd Take Too Long To Study In Nigeria by jpphilips(m): 10:07am On Dec 31, 2014
GEJ 2015, won't you say??
You love Jonathan but god should give you corruption free PHD, lol
Celebrities › Re: Photo: Senator Omisore’s Daughter In Hot Romance With Delta Billionaire’s Son by jpphilips(m): 9:47am On Dec 31, 2014
Steal your money, give their kids the best in life, they come back to take the best jobs while you and your kids languish in poverty, albeit shamelessly, your father is a flag carrying member of the party who stand under the sun to hail the man who murders the future of his children, Shame on Nigerians, the largest colony of f00ls in the world.
Politics › Re: 2015: Goodluck Jonathan Will Win, In Whatever Way – Asari Dokubo by jpphilips(m): 9:28am On Dec 31, 2014
Howcomes:
A president in his sixth year in office who cannot run on the strength of his achievements in government, but resorting to running a campaign of callumny, lies and mischief, at the expense of the unity of the Nigerian nation, is without a doubt a failed president & a failed being. 47 day to go
In a country where a pastor tells congregation to give him their first month salary a clear mis interpretation of the biblical first fruit harvest and they oblige.

A country who bathe with salt water to cure a viral plague, will take more than common sense to make the observations you have made.

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