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Where in south Africa?

Please guys, I'm a girl too. So I won't lie. Don't trip for any girl or call her pretty without seeing her make up free face. Make up can make anybody pretty. In other words, I'm not impressed
No hating tho, just saying the truth

Our record here says you are a nobody, so sir! Why are u claiming to be a Gurl?

kenonze:

Nigerians are always worried with things that happened in Kenya

Kikikikikiki we are our brother's keeper, in this case.........stepbrother!

Just 6?

Ok if this madam sit for ur room at night, Nepa take lite and she closes her eyes.....u r on ur own #alone.

Anybody went to school where u paint the board with charcoal on Friday evening and meet it very black Monday money? Am getting d feeling now.

Somehow when u hear pdp people talk about their history, they avoid tags like dansuki, yams, boko haram, Olu falae and other negative stuffs.

Yes! The N900 in my account is to buy groundnut too but why would I need N900 worth of groundnut? Mama let's continue to deceive ourselves! Dansuki what do u av to say about these yams?

There is no way he could av said this! Right? Its probably media ppl putting words in his mouth; maybe he said rigorous and adequate preparation is needed and they changed it.................amean a normal thinking kid can't even utter dis statement without his mama slapping sense into him.

Hehehehehe kukuviland

lajoshua:
wereyy..; D; D

Baba wereey

@op.... Ur answers av been prayered , ok just go down there then faint! Wen she rushes u to hospital, tell d Dr u r not leaving d bed until he breaks d news to her and advise her. Let him do d dirty job

HERSLEY:
The win is for Us... No shaking

Them go beat una, ur lips go fold in! Lol wetin concern me! Abi man on d fence

Carry spoon from the plate to my hand- exercise for right hand

Scratching my b*lls amd sniffing it like joachim low while I watch blindspot- exercise for left hand.

PresSing ma gamepad while I play xbox or pes16- for the fingers.

Watching those chicks walk pass my house- exercise for the neck.

Tiptoe to get milk and tea tin- for the back.

Watching billions overnight- for the eyes.

Straining ear to hear what d chicks in D other room r saying- for the ear.
..............................wat else again?? Hmmm vaseline lol for d whole body.

dreposh:
Oga inquir what he did first don't pick sides ...haters gonna hate #we_love_all_the_forces

Bros! Shey dem treat okar, nnamdi kanu, bode George or alameysia or whatever his name is this way? My point is; nobody deserves to be treated dis way no matter d crime committed, if he's done something wrong, dey r d police, he should be arrested, tried in court and punished not dehumanized, no justification for this.

Ohhhhhh early Monday morning!! Can I get the long throat malt?

dreposh:
have they ever beat u up or gotten drunk in ur beer palor?

See question! Sir! Unless u av been living under a big stone or on a big tall iroko tree alone in d middle of Sahara desert, u will not ask that question.

But to answer u, I have never entered police wahala b4 but.... Their atrocities spreads like wildfire all the time and everytime dey commit it

Timi goes to d alter and sing; 'dis little lite of mine'

Those gurls/witches for frontrow go dey summertumble forming 'in d spirit'

Angels go dey yinmu for one corner @ them like; which little lite? Abi dope selfie.... Everybody see u in hell soon!

N.B no be me talk am o.

He looked like tortoise down there, iyaf said if I open this thread and the police are neither sleeping, beating someone up or getting drunk, I will go av ma bathe and go to work but wit this......... Iyaf added 1 more hour to ma bed nairaland time

Hmmmm scratchs ma head, rubs ma sleepy eyes..... Peter obi----mother Theresa..........fail to see the connection! Anyone see d connection here?

Typical example of allowing people who don't matter affect ur life decision, trolls gonna make them change their wedding date, venue, cake, MC, DJ, honeymoon location, maybe dress sef

Lap dance or head dance , m.I just joined d league of them drake o, lucky men walking the earth but dis sister sef go go church on Sunday o, pastor go even be like broda M.I wash urself well at d door b4 u enter.

cashreport:
Thinking does he have family or relations Abi na village witch dey fellow em

Even dem village witches are confused for him matter.

This is planet earth where people can be watever they wanna be, she be 32 and me be 2!

Denrele edun himself! Doing what he does best............even if a madman jam dis dude for road, d madman go run enter bush

Yinmu @ op, sounds like telemundo to me

FowlYansh:
...this government have no direction where it going
i does not even knows why i thumb printed for the government


Instead of them to invest on Education they are busy doings meeting upon meetings without no head result

[size=35pt]ANYBODY THAT QUOTE ME, I WILL DRAW THE BATTLE LIFE BETWEEN ME AND THAT PERSON [/size]

Oya lemme see how scary dis battleline is! If it involves warheads, jets, tanks and heavy guns..................well I wanted to click like

FowlYansh:
...this government have no direction where it going
i does not even knows why i thumb printed for the government


Instead of them to invest on Education they are busy doings meeting upon meetings without no head result

[size=35pt]ANYBODY THAT QUOTE ME, I WILL DRAW THE BATTLE LIFE BETWEEN ME AND THAT PERSON [/size]

Oya lemme see how scary dis battleline is! If it involves warheads, jets, tanks and heavy guns..................well I wanted to click like

Hmmmm everybody wanna contest sha, but mind u there are plenty important off the spotlight work to be done, we can't all be the head, that makes a gigantic head and tiny minute body......think about it!

Still ruminating over Kowa party tho cos I won't want to be changing political party like some freaks.

:DI wonder if pmb will talk, am not expecting him tho cos when ppl were being killed, he didn't say naada! Now price of cow meat go triple for Ekiti!

Clip of the bomb landing on shekau's head or adonbiliviti, meanwhile shekau is definitely somewhere in Pakistan playing desert gulf.

:Dbut if this Gurl dey touch my chin, head........ Hmmmmm anyway......hmmmm, she fit do total body haircut/shaving?

Wit the way some ppl r listing functions its either they r osama bin laden's nephew or James bond 007.
anyway if my car can make pepper soup, pounded Yam wit efo, even other foods among other functions listed above I will live in solitary confinement inside forever. What's the point sef?

AMA sleePawake #aconfused