₦airaland Forum

lrguru:
those that stole the moon are from Libya- Buhari

I don't want to say I know where the moon is and my oga at the top will say another-NSCDC

Broda! If u want the moon, come and collect it.- don jazzy

We could av bought the moon for £2m and now dat everybody wants it, sell it for £64m- arsene wenger.

We av a moon we are constructing in one of our nuclear facilities (top secret)-North Korea

walk walk walk walk walk, it seem like the moon miss miss miss miss miss- rihanna

lrguru:
the moon has been stolen by bureau de change and will be sold in the black market- CBN

soldiers have already been deployed to search and bring back the missing Moon.-NA

I issue a 7day ultimatum to bring back the moon or we shall bomb more pipelines -NDA

The states should be able to finance the purchase of their own moons themselves, bail out will soon be disbursed by FG-Kemi adeosun.

Nigeria Army took the moon and buried it somewhere in kaduna, we know where, we can take UN there-shiites

Before I was released, I heard the fulani herdsmen plotting how they will kidnap the moon- baba falae.

This is opportunity for Nigerian youths, looking for the moon can create 10,000 jobs for unemployed youths- lai Mohammed

AGF- I suspect saraki and ekwewatever of committing fraud, replacing the original moon with fabricated big white bulb.

Buhari- dansuki av diverted the money for the maintenance, they sat somewhere and shared d money like yam.

If we no see moon, the Muslims must not stop fasting o, anybody dat is not ok with dat can jump into the lagoon- dat king in lagos abi warefa...lol

if u elect me as president, I will find the moon, black, Muslims and non Americans will be banned from seeing it- Donald trump.

Tiwa!!! Where is the moon- teebliz

Aunty Linda! Av u seen what happened to the moon? Continue to talk about me o, my junior brother stole the moon, imagine what he will do to u- wizkid.

The moon has been technically sighted- presidency

By next month, there will be plenty moons for Nigerians- ibe kachikwu.

I have been saying the moon will disappear if we don't change our ways- Obasanjo.

We should not rely only on the moon, we need to diversify our objects of reliance- VP osinbade.

We will not take this! We shall not take this! We must not take this! Jega should find us our moon.- orubebe.

The moon is not missing, it only went for vacation out of the galaxy- femi adesina.

Oh moon! Where art thou! U shed lights at our backs as you lights our paths through the cold of the night, we shall miss you moon! Till we meet again- wole soyinka


More to follow......

Bureau de change woulda been better

Make I carry dis yam flour(elubo) go give d babe across ma street, make I see her reaction b4 I come back to comment.
Mind u, if u no hear from me in d next 1hr, call 911
Flower na flour, pronounce am!

Them be bees or butterfly? Who flower epp?
Lady 1: my baby got me an iphone
Lady 2: my bf got me a car
Your lady: my love got me a flower.....................SMH.

Then 1 and 2 will be consoling her, introduce her to a bobo wey dey work for shell.

N.B if u av d cash to get something better, no buy flower o.

As I saw wearing tight underwear can suffocate the missile, kiakia I don off everything, wrap towel around ma waist! Make I go watch ball for next street.

Apparently we are bday mate with burna boy, he must av sneaked in on the train when we were coming from heaven. Happy bday bro

TrapQueen77:
sex is only a problem for me if my partner don't want to learn and explore new things with me..

Hmmmm! Explorers..............................new things........sounds bwaadd and naughty

Believe me, u do not want to open ur eyes and find ur patners big eye ball staring @ u wen u just be closing ur eyes enjoying d feeling, mumucious!

bitchcrafts:
The mood is relaxed most times wh3n u going for the kiss so, you just wanna make sure u catch on every single waft of passing passion. As a result, u tend to close eyes subconsciously to maximise f3elings and imagination. Its like u just wanna cast yourself into this kinda "emotional raccoon". . . On a more scientific approach anyway, I don't think it's out of place to conclude this as one of our numerous conditioned reflex actions. :-/

Haha! Ya be prof of kissiology.

Wetin no fit kill man sef? Watch TV on your couch, e go kill u Smoke some weed like burna boy says, e go kill u Even thinking of economy for dis naija fit kill persin. Wetin bad there if u follow where u waka come...waka go back?

Ma bday mate

If u sit infront with one yansh, and ya using one hand to hold the keke, one hand to press your phone, while using one eye to look out for potholes...............u no like ya life.

obinna2nv:
Bro a lil respect!! She's right like she knew the constitution. The honeypot really is one of a female's assets, hell you pass through there into this world!! And she didn't discount the brain either. Why are some people just happy to sit behind a phone and act like dickks? No panties day makes a lot of sense health wise, nothing scandalous or perverse about it. Dude, you need to get your mind right!!

Ain't saying its scandalous or perverse but she shouldn't start attacking people who doesn't want to hear about how she doesn't wear panties, do u know how awkward it would be if u face ur friends and tell them you don't wear panties.... Ehn so what do u expect them to say in return? Congratulations abi? Its a free world tho and respect is reciprocal.
N.B: ain't a Dick(its my asset) but won't condone one woman washing her mouth off me.

ForeverYoung197:
Just take your ass somewhere mumugo. I don't deal with big mouth like you.

Oh so u deal wit small mouth. Point taken! Shows the size of your brain and why u can't comprehende!

kumulus:
Technically.... See bruh, businessmen and entrepreneurs are the ones that bring in the much needed development to any nation. Apparently what you're trying to say now is that YOU have to be the president of the nation in order to contribute your own part of national development. Look beyond your nose brother, the power situation in this country will continue to be under sabotage if we keep depending on our government to fix it. Some people even don't believe in all these Dangote schemes but they'd be very well shocked in a few years... Lagos State is setting a standard for Africa, taking cue from places like China and Dubai. Dangote is only being 'smarter' putting his companies upfront in the energy sector. Na small by small the man dey turn the big boss of Africa and just before most people realizes, he would have his name topping all major sectors in the country and Africa.... I believe you know what day means (CONTROL).....now that's the real presidency and not anyone based in Aso Rock or elsewhere.

Bro don't get me wrong, ain't talking about development or dangote as an entrepreneur or the possibilities from setting things up in Nigeria and Africa its just that dangote solving the problem of electricity by building refineries is alittle overkilling, the problems are in different phases and it's well rigid in the fundamental issues the country is facing, even if he makes available the gas we need, there is part of distribution company, the consumers, those that import Gen and fuel amidst other issues, so I guess it will take more than dangote or even one Mr president to solve the issue of electricity. No qualms tho! #respect

ForeverYoung197:
And what kind of useless quote is this? Who cares of your fuel? We ladies need to look after our honey pot simply because this is one of our assets and we really need to take good care of it. Now move along.

Arrant nonsense! Your honey pot be asset? Mtcheew, well I am not surprise your brain is not your asset with this rubbish u wrote. So how much your honey pot worth? 1.4m dollars?

kumulus:
He doesn't have to be the president....

Well technically he has to be, cos money Can't solve the problem of electricity in this country, its way more complex than that.

dukeprince50:
whetin dey do dese ones, must u post pics of food dis early mornin? U knw wat ur doin 2 odas?

Early morning angry hungry man we have here.

SANDOSKI:
Oya take ur own share .... Na Akara u go chop

thanks o, where my long ass fork wey I collect from the devil! Food don sure dis morning.

Na plans we go chop? Abi make yam flow wella for circulation

How come whether or not u wear undies turned to what should be discussed sef, no panties good for u, u wear two or three together! Still good for u, fuel is still N145 for here.

Ok now dat iyaf seen that food, Iyam not interested in my beans and maize again this morning but I go chop am sha, I no want make hunger kill me cos of sandoski food.

What of dinosaur?

ogba20:
Nigerians are in serious trouble.i am seriously counting the days left for this men.nawaoooooooooo.

Ohhhhh this is naija! Where craze is the order of the day, even if pdp return to power, they will still run and jump into the party like b4, no single ounce of integrity anywhere, #selfishinterestrules.

Henhellsee-NLC

Space booked, make I go read d post