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More like keeping eyes on fantastically corrupt people

;Dhehehehehehe now I'll see what he will tell angel Gabriel; he'll be like 'No sir! I was just combing my pubic hair'

NwaNimo1:
Wonder what caused it?

Taye the Vulcanizer no guage the tires well for India, air scarcity.

Lobbish! Ehn en shey global warming av reduced or does dis reduce d price of rice? If she for drive black hawk

If u read this kyn news dis days without popcorn una don miss, d tin never complete but on a serious not, providing goods and rendering services for cash works for me anyday so am not tilted to white collar job but we r all different sha.

Awwwwww I just went to buy popiticorn to enjoy dis game now everybody iyaf gone to sleep. I hope all ya are playing this game together in ur dreamz

why would dey be bathing and still av their towels wrapped around them? Ain't dey suppose to dry their body wit dat after bathing? To think some people were at eachoda's throat cos of this.SMH

This her nose sef...

It is a liieeeeeeee......I no see masQuerades anywhere for dat pishure

;Dnonsense post nonsense thread nonsense op but this babe................................................................still nonsense

Hmmmm here was I...thinking it was grade A madness, ashey na running around d streets, the last time someone took ma fone, I ran after almost naked dude coming from d bathroom running cos of the cold.
Mind u! Phideo or adonbilivit

this man just wasted combination of two serious meat, snakedog meat pepper soup! Guys will die for it in calabar.

wait! The presidency is another entity abi its not d president dat controls the presidency? Ok kwantiniu!

:Drough making

Phideo or I don't believe, I rather put ma battery inside oven

Jazzlite:
are you using a dead man's name as moniker or you are dead?

hehehehehe let's say am active at night, and I don't like d sun, maybe I howl during full moon and I find fat people juicy. What will dat make me?

Wait! Wat are u doing awake sef? U get broom and the long ass hat?

I hear of one woman, just play gbedu on speaker in ur car lasan she is c*ming, or maybe turbulence during flight, rocking of train, hear where dem dey fry puffpuff, dey use hammer knack nail inside wood, dey break coconut, pound yam, brush ur teeth.....mention it, anything can give her ogasomething, but wetin consign me

People too dey like to contribute for this kyn talk......anyway make I talk my own.
EHm personally if I stop trusting ma gf, no need to even do any test sef, do test and put urself in the blame spot, its nice to play victim and gather folks sympathy by just observing like lion wey wan chop antelope then when u av ur FACTS about d signs that made u start suspecting her then u can dump her ass and still form broken heart. Tho in ya mind u r happy d b**** is gone.

EHm sorry if wat I wrote is incomprehensible, its like 2a.m and some parts of my brain are asleep.

;DBe a member of vaseline crew and save 90% of your money or better still join prayer warrior subset abi subgroup in ya church and let holy spirit grip ur d*ck till ya married or 35 years old

Make we dey chop grass till 2017 abi? Just wen u think it couldn't get worse

The boobs be like, let's bow down our heads to pray! Abi she don date a police man b4 wey be like 'lie down flat! Ya under arresting' to those boobs ni?

Hmmmmm I dey obseeeerrrrvvvveeee

STFUareyouG0d:
If this isn't cute tell me what is

OVERKILLING!

Pushas:
I appreciate and applaud all those who have contributed to this thread. In as much as we are taking some steps, I want ask what the modus operandi of this revolution will be but I can see its gonna be only an ideological revolution.
I might be wrong but I have reasons to believe that a Violent revolution is the most effective way to save Nigeria. This might be extreme and quite radical but I think there has to be bloodshed. Some of these politicians and elites need to be eliminated or exiled which will set an example for the others to follow and learn that Nigerians should not be taken for granted and thus whatever we request for will be granted very fast. I commend everyone here for their input.
Once again I might be wrong. We Will Get There.

My opinion: you are most Probably wrong, my stand is no death, there are better ways to achieve revolution I hope! Cos once u kill somebody dat has family and beneficiaries that benefits from the money he or she stole, do u expect them to applaud and not strike back? Then it will turn to football match. We youths just need to upgrade our thinking and brain from ballot box snatching and protesting without clue of situation with the mindset of am a leader of tomorrow to leaders of today who should be ready to step into the shoes of the elders, vast thinking and responsible, also patriotic and analyzing, participating reasonably in the activities in the society.
As I am now; no one can bribe me to either protest or instigate political violence but can I say the same for the rest? NO!

Argh! If needle prick me for hand sef I go freak out, not to talk of anti-aircraft bullet, maybe 50MM chai!

Abegi dat baba wey dey talk say dem dey pay them to do their job, how much them dey pay them wey cover bullet dislodge in their throat, sleep For inside cold in tents and trenches amidst other hazards, make we hear word. No matter what they deserve empathy and sympathy.

When I first saw this post, my initial thought was hmmm Rubbish! But...... Maybe he can be a good administrator, if he is interested in contesting, maybe he might win but I av a feeling his business might be affected adversely but iyaf always said it! Nigeria's problem ain't only attached to presidency. Even citizens sef are bad

ehn en, how does abstaining make the world better, reduce pollution and global warming, solve middle east crisis, improve the economy and put food on the table of common man? People be using their brain to think feeble things wen others are using it to find solutions facing humanity, na so everybody dey pray for better life for church and mosques and them dansukies dey dansuki the country's money.

God go dey lookS Nigerians like 'mumu people, their solutions dey their hand yet them go form helpless come they cry for my house instead of to go work, Gabriel! U see this is the typical case of my people perish because they lack knowledge and ability to reason properly' Gbam!

Abegi! Make we year word! Premarital sex my foot.

1. Marine spirit- hehehehehe which one? U.s marine abi, mtcheew katikati, marine spirit wey no dey enter south south boiz wey dey spend 1hr under water abi.

2. EHm for those who are saying ignore dp, how will u feel if u see Kim kardashian in lingerie in a strip club or amber rose, then she starts preaching rapture to u?

3. We can't all be responsible, reasonable and reliable JAre, variety is the spice of life and it will be pretty boring if we all live the same way with the same moral standards and value, just learn to respect other people's decision and actions.

4. So u go call this one good tiding abi? Na so people go dey talk how fierce hell be to coarse u into accepting Christ, na so he ordered u to spread gospel abi?

5. Lemme grab my origin and wet my throat.........

Wetin ppl dey talk sef? How many hours be football game and how many matches dey for a week wey one woman go dey do anyhow, ion understand how u will claim to love someone and still try to take one of the things that gives d person happiness away, just cos of ur own selfish interest!
#no compromise in this matter.

Its hard to look beyond all these PMB's shortcomings and have tiny bit of hope but I guess am not giving up on him yet.