₦airaland Forum

omoyemirally:
Mtchhewwww. I dnt even knw d reason y ppu think going out unclad is civilisation. It irritates me wen I c ppu dressed dat way.

EHm! Ma'am, if u look at the way trend of bikinis, lingerie and clothings like thong, strings have changed over decades, it seems like going out unclad is civilization.

Na u ladies wan dey confident with ya body o and Gurl power.

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Dianaplay:
Thank you

ya welcome, happy sundae

Hehehehe la click la chop raw yam.

Ok lemme cook my beans, iron my clothes and charge my fone with ur 12k mw! Oh no, am not in d future yet!! Mtcheew nonsense.

See dis yeye op sha! U no fit put all ur story for one land abi, make I dey look for am all over the street(thread) ok make I form omo onile for here, u go waka pass here to go write continuation for another land, then I go catch.

My popcorn don cold now! Mtcheew.

N.B: dis land is not for sale, beware of fore 1 noun. It belongs to buratai's inlaw. Ask the shiites!

La click............................la chop grass!

HonPatrick:
Here is Lanicky babi

EHm this Is the typical example of snapping from the wrong angle o, very nice trouser tho.

I'll just wear my shoes and I'll be safe

Which kyn question be dis now! Anyway na something like coconut

Which one be d lady? Ans: sleeping happily under d blanket, cool hairstyle.
The boyfriend nko? Ans: snapping bare chested sheepishly! Men will never stop dat habit.

So he snapped everything since last Wednesday because he knows he will need it today? Hmmmm ok nothing smells fishy.

Dis is not photoshoped, dis is hairshoped. My lecturers are on nairaland so my jokes av limit.

Hehehehe only in Nigeria u will work like elephant and they will pay u like ant. Half of your salary will finish on transport back home.

HERSLEY:
What happened to all the universities in Nigeria

U think he will pass any course in Nigeria university?

HERSLEY:
What happened to all the universities in Nigeria

U think he will pass any course in Nigeria university.

shey na curiosity look be dat, abi dem dey look d camera man like: wu be dis fat juicy man with plum hands.

I don't get it!........................ Turns d pic upside down, rechecks...........nope, still don't get it. Returns d vaseline.

Ok the password for entry is liemohammed!

Op! If this ever happen my advice is; wear ur boxers, gather her clothes, put them inside blender, add little water and blend it, then kick her out!

Just my instincts tho.

Pmb: baba who be d maker of dis yawh glasses, na versace? Or spy glass, make I look am technically.

Obj: (in his mind) mehn! Dis man dey smell raw milk for mouth, mix it with Linda ikeji's odor and u get suicide perfume.

YawnssssSss..................... This rain don stop? Ooooh ok what is happening here? Someone get his ass dumb cos he ain't cheating? I can't imagine my gf say honey why are u not cheating on me? I will probably faint and go into coma.

N.B there are variety of gurls in dis world, look them wella b4 u pick them from market.

This is the reason why R18 was invented, now for dis one we need R28.

If she packs her clothes outside, ok she wants to go and chill with grandma for the weekend, who am I to say no?

CBN: ehn en sir jtwest, u want to borrow 13m naira loan like lie Mohammed?
Me: yes o.
CBN: may I ask why?
Me: (in yoruba intonation) God bless you o my broda, na jeje I sitdown for my house o and my friend said I must come for his wedding and I must buy aso ebi along with other conduments since am like his broda. Ehn so am hoping u won't borrow lie Mohammed and borrow me instead. Can u put 500k on top for miscellaneous?
(got thrown out by incompetent security)

Just 8, ok op wanted to keep d rest under wrap, come on! Nigeria has more violence potential than this. I truly believe dis is an understatement

See question Sunday morning wey I wan go bathe to dey go church, e be like say rain wan fall sef. Ok make I pitch my tent here, grab soda and pop corn to read comments till evening, maybe dat way I can come up with an invention.

Which one is Linda? Those women try sha, dem even dey chop without covering their nose! What wizkid and dat oga police couldn't do.
EHm en! Mind u look at their faces o, how many of the go get husband and kids? Leave dem at home to come luncheon at banana Iceland