Kazeem47:
Use Hydrochloric Acid with little Hydrogentetraoxosulphur(IV)acid and thank me later.

Tell him you kuku wan clean his flesh from his bones na. H2SO4 × Hcl na killer combo o

uthlaw:
Credit alert!

mumu dey say food! Omo I need credit alert too o

Mendy

Won men's Fifa best goalkeeper
Won Uefa Champions league
Won Uefa Super Cup
Won Club World Cup

You can't be best in the world and not voted African best! I come in peace

This one for our sugar daddy !!

Jealousy lecturer

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

Thanking one imaginary being not existing...even if he is existing....he doesn't have power over what happens on planet earth

He survived today doesn't mean he will be lucky tomorrow

For everyday day we wake we are faced with more than a hundred ways to die of which car accident is among

Stop the weed and bombing bro. It's obvious your brain dun tire �

SomeNairalander:
The lady in picture looks so much like CARDI B
or maybe I'm wrong

You not far from the truth. She is a low-budget Cardi B

E sure me say this niggi preeeek no go stand. Nothing go fit make am stand. Highest na Bobby she go give am suck

Na everything una dey chop ? Shioor

Local Rapper song is epic. This niggi added fuel .na fire

Haha..omo we are angry by default o. Me wey dey reason how hustle go gel do not have time to entertain anybody for street . Everybody eye dey red!

Election dun come they trying to start pushing our Mumu button...Nonsense and ingredient

One word come to mind. Jaaaaapa!!

LaJose78:
Veteran Nigerian actor, Osita Iheme, popularly known as PawPaw who just turned 38 few months ago has shared an epic throwback photo of himself and American actor, Eddie Murphy.


Iheme took a trip down memory lane and reminisced about time he met the actor and they took a picture together.

Sharing the photo on Instagram, the veteran actor simply captioned the post; “#tbt with Eddie Murphy“


Eddie Murphy is widely known for his role in popular romantic comedy movie, Coming to America.

A sequel of the movie is set to be released in August 7, 2020.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CApgWUHHJdp/

meme king

icetrimz:
I would like to go symmetrical to the point. But before I proceed, I will like to say sorry to whom it may concern. Yes people I did it, I went through her phone. I broke the rule and went against my instincts.

In fact, I'm writing this with pidgin so as to carry the street along. so I invite ma babe come house today, the babe too cool, silent and has this innocent look and all. As she enter house, the first thing wey she ask me be say make i go buy her pad... i swear i shock. i nearly fall sef, but as a "niggarrrr" i no tok, i just waka jeje go buy am come, i even buy fruits join sef as a beta pikin ... lol [ well, im not laughing shaa o] I later move go market buy catfish cook for her, just to make sure Jesus is happy with me, his son.

So later in the day, i went to play around with the boys as madam dey "flight mode" I came back around 9pm and met her sleeping. I waka go kitchen go take something, then i see her phone for there with 8 missed calls from the same number. As a retired agbero i sensed something was not right about the calls. So i jejely and smoothly snicked back to the room and placed her finger on her phone sensor to open it. After unlocking the phone i went straight to the rest room to settle my curiosity. omo, as i open whatsapp, enter the caller name chat, naso i collapse.......... athink say na only that one, as i enter others naso i paralyze. what i saw was UNBELIEVABLE and beyond my mental absorption. The one wey one paddy dey complain give am say she no sabi suck preeq na im wound me. I lost my breath for a moment and nearly went to join my ancestors.

Please help me. This is 3am and I'm still in deep pains. I can't seem to walk, my sight is going blurry too and i don't know what to do about her hereafter

Please how do I get my legs working again so I can at least walk back to the room and sleep first??

This torey wey u nack us, dey totori me for Belle...i faint as i Laf too hard. Now that i dun get myself, i go talk few yarns here.
the truth be say, girls ar not the same. though, majority of Dem get wahala well well, but u go still see very few wey still dey behave well.
To get good gal Na luck....nd the luck hard pass Naija bet own.
i Laf wen some dey talk say Dem no go marry cos of wetin women Dey do....The thing be say women ar necessary evils, u must learn to live wit them Ni unless u go Dey cook or buy food chop for the rest of ur life....U go cum graduate from Bachelor enta manchelor

delkuf:
Good Nairaland I don't normally do this, bringing my family issue here but this issue is pissing me off.

Here is the story. I got married last year, and I thought I have known her enough that was why I married her. But to my surprise I started discovering that she is too stiff. She is too hard. When she says she is not doing something, that is it, she won't do it.

Sometimes if am broke, and I ask for Small amount of money, most time I want to use that money to get means for bigger money, she won't give.

She gives me time for sex. Presently am down with fever and the only thing she has ever asked me is how is your body. No what will you take or something. Am starting to think of quitting the marriage. The only issue is that she is pregnant and this is my first child.

Dey give her Money, gifts...Nd attention and play wit her often. Trust me na you go run for Knackin

ValCon888:
At the end of the day, we still depend on science to save us from the pandemic.
Religion plays no part in the advancement of the human race.

The knowledge is given by the MOST HIGH who give life and brain and other functioning body parts

End time Vaccine

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Iran is like: " we don tire any how he want be make he be"


Bros like seriously?
Be a real niggarrr


Anybody when believe that 5G conspiracy theory deserve two medals
Medals of stupidity
First medal should be given for being stupid
And the second medal should be added incase he or she lose the first medal

Lols

death is inevitable...
RIP Abba Kyari

chatinent:
No one has become a dog before. How can anyone know?

Some ppl are actually dogs in human form oo

Me go kontinu ma hustle

Allow ppl to move but with Face Mask, observe social distancing and Use sanitizer at all time.

ppl can not afford additional stay home period

chatinent:
Who's Regina Daniels? A footballer?

Yes, she is a goal keeper

Subject them to additional 14-days Quarantine routine...i hate nonsense

Who do us like this?

bluemansion:
Stay where you are.

All of you giving me 'likes' like it's the food I so desperately need now, do well to always drop something for me no matter how small for survival during this lockdown. It's not easy.

Account number: 3351-09-7274
Bank: Ecobank Plc.

Thanks so much and God bless.

See food..Enough fr you for months

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr Isoright
Fuckkking list
Who gives a fuckkk about them
Everybody na strong man for him own side

Hustle ooo...make u stp dis "Damnnnnn niggarrr" slang

Nice thread!!...oya guys Chose ya size let the bebs in d house know wat u carrying

Gbamm!! these Chill bottles fr u.
If ya beb get up Quickly aftr SEX witout some kind of stress or tirednes in her body, bros u no do anytn

YoungPerson:
Give us some more information. Such as location so that those of us wey never chop meat since the lockdown start fit to start dey run dey come.

See this one!...and u blaming China

the Man look like poor Ned Nwoko