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LiteratureWhat If I Create A Thread Like This? *My Bad Habit* by Judek2(op): 12:13pm On Sep 19, 2013
Hello my friends, my name is Judek.. I wish to share this little story..

I have a serious problem. This problem have been eating through my skull for a very long time, and I don't seem to find any solution to it..
I need your advice on what to do..

The problem is,,,, my Elder brother...
Can you imagine, he took me up from the village to the city just to tempt me.
Tempt me?? Yeah.. Serious temptation. He has a beautiful girlfriend just about my age, she stays at home doing nothing, thanks to ASUU. Every day he goes to work, leaving us together, and she really like me, with the way she smiles at me if our eyes met...
She is so free with me, that she doesn't mind me applying cream on her body.. Her name is Olive..

My brother knows I'm a long throat, he keeps all the eatables like meat pies, dough nuts, drinks, banana, groundnuts and anything fanciful that you can imagine on his table, but the problem is, I dare not touch them.
He tells me to arrange and tidy his room everyday knowing that I'm tempted to take some and eat..
To make matters worse, When he comes back, he enjoys them with his girlfriend and won't give me any.

One day, I did something that made him almost kill me.. His girlfriend was in the room, She just finished taking her bath and was behind the curtain cleaning up. I was tempted, she did not see me coming. I had checked the clock, its not yet time that he returns from work, had looked outside the window, everything was calm.. I smiled, "I have plenty of time to enjoy a little of what he has been enjoying..

I tip-toed quietly towards that direction, It won't look good if she saw me. But then, She looked my direction, I sensed she saw me, but I ignored it..
*****************************

When my big brother came back, I greeted him normally, pretending nothing happened.
My heart started to beat when after some minutes with Olive, he was advancing furiously towards me in anger. I wondered what she had told him, I thought she was less concerned when the whole thing happened..
"What have you done?", he thundered; my mouth was shaking rigorously, "its the devils work", I managed to say... he beat me mercilessly that I swore never to do it again..
*****************************

As I tip-toed to that direction, she noticed, then looked at me, i didn't let it bother me, ofcorse I know she wouldn't mind.
Sharply, I grabbed some banana and ground nuts and ran away..
******************************

So this girl told my brother, I can't imagine that all those smiles were an invitation to thunder..
I swore to be less friendly to her, but before I can make good use of that threat, I first of all swore never to take something that doesn't belong to me..

My long throat habit had been a difficult thing for my mother to handle, she couldn't take it anymore, she knew how harsh my brother is, and she can do anything to get me cured of that disease...

Now I know my real problem wasn't really my brother but myself..
PhonesRe: Smartphones And Tablets Harbour More Germs Than A Toilet Seat by Judek2(m): 10:24am On Sep 19, 2013
...Out from the Twoilet, (without washing hands) *grabs my Samsung Galaxy S4*.. And a plate of Shawama + Yoyo biters....

...enters thread, "whatttt!!!" ,

...rushes back to the twoilet whit the speed of light,,, *throws phone inside the pit twoilet*

...(breathing heavily) "that was close,, thank God I Survived !!".
EducationRe: Nigerian Graduates With First Class From Nottingham Trent University by Judek2(m): 7:19am On Sep 19, 2013
Hoodrat: Another africa puppet just graduated to serve his white masters.
As for service, he must return Naija and serve..
EducationRe: Nigerian Graduates With First Class From Nottingham Trent University by Judek2(m): 5:29pm On Sep 18, 2013
Warri no dey carry last, even for white man country grin grin grin

Congrats to him, what do I care? I'm at home doing Nairaland every day, if my battery die, I'll go flex for street, thank God my popsy dey settle me for the babes. Wen I come back I go watch film till morning..

My brain don rot finish to say I no remember my REG. Number again. Thanks to ASUU,

He graduated at 22, I will graduate with a wife and kids, and so small boys go dey insult dem papa for office.
CelebritiesRe: Paul Okoye Proposes To Anita Atokwu-Isama by Judek2(m): 5:11pm On Sep 18, 2013
@op, you be their eye witness??

#source
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Arrives In Amsterdam (Photos) by Judek2(m): 5:05pm On Sep 18, 2013
[quote author=Naija_lastborn]you are so funny!! You nailed it man[/quote]grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Arrives In Amsterdam (Photos) by Judek2(m): 4:32pm On Sep 18, 2013
Thank God we arrived safely.. It was a stressful and uncomfortable journey..

Meanwhile, as for the *no warm reception*, I never wanted it. Everybody takes us Nigerians as terrorists, and my visa expired last month. So before I start shouting I be whizkid, I might already be in jail.

as for the oyibo beside me, na him smuggle me enter yanki, I owe him a lot..

The show is not a big deal, I'm just gonna sing one track sharp sharp at Obioma cool joint in Naija embassy..

First thing tomorrow morning, I'm outta here before they detect an illegal immigration..

Thank you my fans, one love..
TV/MoviesRe: Five Ridiculous Questions With Obvious Answers Asked In Nollywood Movies by Judek2(m): 11:10am On Sep 18, 2013
This ridiculous questions happens in our everyday life, almost everybody is a victim..

just early today I was washing my car, my pretty neighbor was passing, maybe she wanted to drop a chat, then asked, "oh, are you washing your car?"
I silently replied, ' nope, I'm washing my private jet'
PoliticsRe: NLC And Trade Unions To Embark On strike On Tuesday. by Judek2(m): 7:59pm On Sep 17, 2013
In view of all this happening in Nigeria, strike upon strikes, old and new PDP, nuclear power plant, importation of 53 golden I phones worth billions of Naira, when Government can not settle ASUU, importation of thousands of umbrella, child marriage, and all other things,

I have no option but to declare that its TIME for all THINZ to finally END..
TV/MoviesNollywood Sexiest: Michel Majid, Queen Nwokoye Crash Out by Judek2(op): 8:32am On Sep 17, 2013
As the quest enters its final phase in the race for the final 10 contenders the duo of Michel Majid and Queen Nwokoye have crashed out after failing to boost their votes to stay in the quest.

Queen had it coming because as at last week she was sitting at
precipice of the ‘drop zone’ at 14th position and it appears she
could do little or nothing to prevent her exit from the quest.

Michel Majid on the other hand, wasn’t the last man to the ‘drop
zone’, all eyes were on Pat Attah who looked like the next man in
line to get the boot but somehow he has been able to trade places
with Michel who is on his way out.
All in all, though the week was a busy one with more votes coming
in but things have remained pretty much the same except for
some expressions of serious intent.

The toughest battle zone seems to be at the very top between
Tonto Dikeh and Stephanie Okereke. Though Tonto still retains her
top slot but Stephanie is breathing down her neck so hard that if
nothing extraordinary happens from the camp of Tonto she may
find herself being shoved aside by Stephanie who is definitely an
item to look out for.

Yul Edochie still has his foot to the gas and seems to be enjoying
his cruise control drive with no one in sight, at least within the
earshot, to give him any concern.
Another interesting conflict zone is between Benson Okonkwo and
Pope Odonwondo; both are in 4th and 5th places respectively but
the fight between them is a sight to behold!

These two chaps had more votes this past week more than
anybody with the exception of Yul Edochie and Uti Nwachukwu
who are not resting on their oars despite the difference in their
positions.
The battle is so intense that anything can happen. They are both
very restless in their 4th and 5th places that Frank Artus may very
well be on the red alert.

Ramsey Nouah isn’t yet threatened in his 2nd place but it wouldn’t
be a bad idea if he gets to watch his back every now and then. The
only person who seems to be taking everything and every moment
like there’s war out there is Yul Edochie and isn’t letting anyone
sneak up on him.

Nadia Buari, Biodun Okeowo and Uche Jombo are looking rather
tired and disinterested with intense proceedings going on around
them and before long may have to take a breather.

As they say: never say never again and as far as we have come to
know in this quest for the Sexiest Man and Woman in Nollywood
2013 anything can happen any time. Keep voting

PoliticsRe: Nigeria To Replace South Africa In G20 As Economy Grows by Judek2(m): 12:29am On Sep 17, 2013
I believe in Naija.. I believe they will overtake SA, or even become no 1..

But its gonna happen at the TIME when all THINGS will finally END...
PoliticsRe: NLC And Trade Unions To Embark On strike On Tuesday. by Judek2(m): 11:12pm On Sep 16, 2013
Nigeria is a joke..

I think the spirits of our fore-fathers who died during the war are at war against this country.

Let us pray for Nigeria, the war is not physical, but against principalities and powers..
FashionRe: Your 'Sexy' Hips Could Actually Be Saddlebags (photos) by Judek2(m): 5:45pm On Sep 16, 2013
[quote author=$ugardaddy]Who cares if they are saddlebags? I love them like sh.i.t. kiss grin[/quote]You love Sh.i.t huh undecided
SportsRe: Enyimba Vs Warri Wolves: Federations Cup Final (5 - 4) On Pens - 15th Sept 2013 by Judek2(m): 8:08pm On Sep 15, 2013
sweetestguy: shocked grin ;Warri don later carry last
Dem no carry last nah, na second dem carry.

Up Enyimba, na Naija man u be dat.
Christianity EtcRe: 10 Question Atheist Want INTELLIGENT Christians To Answer by Judek2(m): 9:11am On Sep 15, 2013
@op, if you are not an atheist, then what are you?..

what we say is who we are..

Answer to your Questions.. Because the op is imaginery, he doesn't know when he was born, he doesn't know when he will die, he doesn't know where he will go.. He is just a living creature wandering the earth like a wanderer.
FashionRe: 2013 Miss Earth Nigeria Contestants by Judek2(m): 8:19am On Sep 15, 2013
Witch lipsrsealed

Christianity EtcRe: Did God Create People Before Adam And Eve? by Judek2(m): 5:17pm On Sep 12, 2013
ayobase: According to Genesis 1:22-27, "26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth."

God created these set of people on the sixth day.

And in Genesis 2:7-8 "7 And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul."


I would have said the latter was the manifestation of the former, but Cain's issue complicated things in Genesis 4:16-17. He found a wife in the land of Nod and married there. I don't think Adam and Eve gave birth to those!


Back to the question or conclusion, one can certianly say God created some set of people before Adam and Eve.
https://www.nairaland.com/1429926/jesus-not-king-kings-adam
Jokes EtcRe: Difference Btn Dollarland And Nairaland! Laf It Out. by Judek2(m): 12:53pm On Sep 12, 2013
Muhahahaha

Jokes EtcRe: Stunning Replica Of Jesus by Judek2(m): 12:36pm On Sep 12, 2013
So Jizosi Christ is now a joke to you..
Jokes EtcRe: Every Rule Has An Exception by Judek2(m): 12:32pm On Sep 12, 2013
I'm still looking for the Joke. lipsrsealed
Jokes EtcRe: People Mistake Me For Lady Gaga (viewers Discretion Is STRONGLY ADVISED!!!) by Judek2(m): 12:26pm On Sep 12, 2013
Whatttt.!!. This joke section is now a joke..

Christianity EtcRe: Nigerian Naira Is Full Of Masonic Symbols by Judek2(m): 7:40am On Sep 12, 2013
So I have been spending End Time Money !!! undecided
SportsRe: President Jonathan Honours Blessing Okagbare (PHOTO) by Judek2(m): 7:30am On Sep 12, 2013
She fine small shaa.. But, na muscle be that huh
InvestmentRe: Ex Nigerian Footballer, Idah Peterside Acquires TV Station In South Africa. by Judek2(m): 7:17am On Sep 12, 2013
Wow.. Wonderful. *jumping up and down like a mad toad*
PoliticsRe: Nigeria To Replace South Africa In G20 As Economy Grows by Judek2(m): 7:13am On Sep 12, 2013
I believe the economy will still grow, but first of all,, call off the strike..
GamingRe: Nigeria Is Not Included In FIFA14 Even After Winning Afcon 2013 by Judek2(m): 1:52am On Sep 12, 2013
What do I care? As long as I play Naija on my real football java phone.. cool
SportsRe: Which Country Do You Want Nigeria To Face In The World Cup Qualifiers Play-off? by Judek2(m): 10:39pm On Sep 10, 2013
[quote author=Alyricist★Laura]African Soccer is Mad Corrupt Yo

Almost as Corrupt as Italian Soccer

Can't eva trust those Ginnys

Fhuck an Italian

A Ginny can't do a Gotdamn Thing for me but Slide my Goddamn Pizza In the Oven

I really Like Nigeria, and it's women and Beauty

It's just that Damn Green and White Flag.....

I Hate That Thing
[/quote]Did you drink Yoyo bitters huh
SportsRe: Which Country Do You Want Nigeria To Face In The World Cup Qualifiers Play-off? by Judek2(m): 10:30pm On Sep 10, 2013
If they play Egypt or Cameroon, its definitely End **m* Th**gs..

They should play .. football.
Christianity EtcRe: Nigerian Naira Is Full Of Masonic Symbols by Judek2(m): 8:54pm On Sep 10, 2013
@OP.. What is YOUR WEBSITE
@OP.. What is YOUR WEBSITE
@OP.. What is YOUR WEBSITE
IslamRe: Does Islam Condone Or Encourage Desecration Of Jesus(prophet Isah) by Judek2(m): 1:48am On Sep 09, 2013
golpen: How can you be so convinced to yourself. You cannot be right until you bring forth your reference(s).
Answer my question, does Islam accept Jesus as sinless or not??..
this is the basis of my argument..

Your answer will prove me right or wrong.
IslamRe: Does Islam Condone Or Encourage Desecration Of Jesus(prophet Isah) by Judek2(m): 11:30pm On Sep 08, 2013
golpen: You brought that up, so you better clear yourself now or else, people will start seeing you as...
I'm so convinced, you implied I'm wrong, so I just need your simple answer..

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