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Hello my friends, my name is Judek.. I wish to share this little story.. I have a serious problem. This problem have been eating through my skull for a very long time, and I don't seem to find any solution to it.. I need your advice on what to do.. The problem is,,,, my Elder brother... Can you imagine, he took me up from the village to the city just to tempt me. Tempt me?? Yeah.. Serious temptation. He has a beautiful girlfriend just about my age, she stays at home doing nothing, thanks to ASUU. Every day he goes to work, leaving us together, and she really like me, with the way she smiles at me if our eyes met... She is so free with me, that she doesn't mind me applying cream on her body.. Her name is Olive.. My brother knows I'm a long throat, he keeps all the eatables like meat pies, dough nuts, drinks, banana, groundnuts and anything fanciful that you can imagine on his table, but the problem is, I dare not touch them. He tells me to arrange and tidy his room everyday knowing that I'm tempted to take some and eat.. To make matters worse, When he comes back, he enjoys them with his girlfriend and won't give me any. One day, I did something that made him almost kill me.. His girlfriend was in the room, She just finished taking her bath and was behind the curtain cleaning up. I was tempted, she did not see me coming. I had checked the clock, its not yet time that he returns from work, had looked outside the window, everything was calm.. I smiled, "I have plenty of time to enjoy a little of what he has been enjoying.. I tip-toed quietly towards that direction, It won't look good if she saw me. But then, She looked my direction, I sensed she saw me, but I ignored it.. ***************************** When my big brother came back, I greeted him normally, pretending nothing happened. My heart started to beat when after some minutes with Olive, he was advancing furiously towards me in anger. I wondered what she had told him, I thought she was less concerned when the whole thing happened.. "What have you done?", he thundered; my mouth was shaking rigorously, "its the devils work", I managed to say... he beat me mercilessly that I swore never to do it again.. ***************************** As I tip-toed to that direction, she noticed, then looked at me, i didn't let it bother me, ofcorse I know she wouldn't mind. Sharply, I grabbed some banana and ground nuts and ran away.. ****************************** So this girl told my brother, I can't imagine that all those smiles were an invitation to thunder.. I swore to be less friendly to her, but before I can make good use of that threat, I first of all swore never to take something that doesn't belong to me.. My long throat habit had been a difficult thing for my mother to handle, she couldn't take it anymore, she knew how harsh my brother is, and she can do anything to get me cured of that disease... Now I know my real problem wasn't really my brother but myself.. |
...Out from the Twoilet, (without washing hands) *grabs my Samsung Galaxy S4*.. And a plate of Shawama + Yoyo biters.... ...enters thread, "whatttt!!!" , ...rushes back to the twoilet whit the speed of light,,, *throws phone inside the pit twoilet* ...(breathing heavily) "that was close,, thank God I Survived !!". |
Hoodrat: Another africa puppet just graduated to serve his white masters.As for service, he must return Naija and serve.. |
Warri no dey carry last, even for white man country Congrats to him, what do I care? I'm at home doing Nairaland every day, if my battery die, I'll go flex for street, thank God my popsy dey settle me for the babes. Wen I come back I go watch film till morning.. My brain don rot finish to say I no remember my REG. Number again. Thanks to ASUU, He graduated at 22, I will graduate with a wife and kids, and so small boys go dey insult dem papa for office. |
@op, you be their eye witness?? #source |
[quote author=Naija_lastborn]you are so funny!! You nailed it man[/quote] ![]() |
Thank God we arrived safely.. It was a stressful and uncomfortable journey.. Meanwhile, as for the *no warm reception*, I never wanted it. Everybody takes us Nigerians as terrorists, and my visa expired last month. So before I start shouting I be whizkid, I might already be in jail. as for the oyibo beside me, na him smuggle me enter yanki, I owe him a lot.. The show is not a big deal, I'm just gonna sing one track sharp sharp at Obioma cool joint in Naija embassy.. First thing tomorrow morning, I'm outta here before they detect an illegal immigration.. Thank you my fans, one love.. |
This ridiculous questions happens in our everyday life, almost everybody is a victim.. just early today I was washing my car, my pretty neighbor was passing, maybe she wanted to drop a chat, then asked, "oh, are you washing your car?" I silently replied, ' nope, I'm washing my private jet' |
In view of all this happening in Nigeria, strike upon strikes, old and new PDP, nuclear power plant, importation of 53 golden I phones worth billions of Naira, when Government can not settle ASUU, importation of thousands of umbrella, child marriage, and all other things, I have no option but to declare that its TIME for all THINZ to finally END.. |
As the quest enters its final phase in the race for the final 10 contenders the duo of Michel Majid and Queen Nwokoye have crashed out after failing to boost their votes to stay in the quest. Queen had it coming because as at last week she was sitting at precipice of the ‘drop zone’ at 14th position and it appears she could do little or nothing to prevent her exit from the quest. Michel Majid on the other hand, wasn’t the last man to the ‘drop zone’, all eyes were on Pat Attah who looked like the next man in line to get the boot but somehow he has been able to trade places with Michel who is on his way out. All in all, though the week was a busy one with more votes coming in but things have remained pretty much the same except for some expressions of serious intent. The toughest battle zone seems to be at the very top between Tonto Dikeh and Stephanie Okereke. Though Tonto still retains her top slot but Stephanie is breathing down her neck so hard that if nothing extraordinary happens from the camp of Tonto she may find herself being shoved aside by Stephanie who is definitely an item to look out for. Yul Edochie still has his foot to the gas and seems to be enjoying his cruise control drive with no one in sight, at least within the earshot, to give him any concern. Another interesting conflict zone is between Benson Okonkwo and Pope Odonwondo; both are in 4th and 5th places respectively but the fight between them is a sight to behold! These two chaps had more votes this past week more than anybody with the exception of Yul Edochie and Uti Nwachukwu who are not resting on their oars despite the difference in their positions. The battle is so intense that anything can happen. They are both very restless in their 4th and 5th places that Frank Artus may very well be on the red alert. Ramsey Nouah isn’t yet threatened in his 2nd place but it wouldn’t be a bad idea if he gets to watch his back every now and then. The only person who seems to be taking everything and every moment like there’s war out there is Yul Edochie and isn’t letting anyone sneak up on him. Nadia Buari, Biodun Okeowo and Uche Jombo are looking rather tired and disinterested with intense proceedings going on around them and before long may have to take a breather. As they say: never say never again and as far as we have come to know in this quest for the Sexiest Man and Woman in Nollywood 2013 anything can happen any time. Keep voting
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I believe in Naija.. I believe they will overtake SA, or even become no 1.. But its gonna happen at the TIME when all THINGS will finally END... |
Nigeria is a joke.. I think the spirits of our fore-fathers who died during the war are at war against this country. Let us pray for Nigeria, the war is not physical, but against principalities and powers.. |
[quote author=$ugardaddy]Who cares if they are saddlebags? I love them like sh.i.t. [/quote]You love Sh.i.t ![]() |
sweetestguy:Dem no carry last nah, na second dem carry. Up Enyimba, na Naija man u be dat. |
@op, if you are not an atheist, then what are you?.. what we say is who we are.. Answer to your Questions.. Because the op is imaginery, he doesn't know when he was born, he doesn't know when he will die, he doesn't know where he will go.. He is just a living creature wandering the earth like a wanderer. |
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ayobase: According to Genesis 1:22-27, "26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.https://www.nairaland.com/1429926/jesus-not-king-kings-adam |
Muhahahaha
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So Jizosi Christ is now a joke to you.. |
I'm still looking for the Joke. ![]() |
Whatttt.!!. This joke section is now a joke..
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So I have been spending End Time Money !!! ![]() |
She fine small shaa.. But, na muscle be that ![]() |
Wow.. Wonderful. *jumping up and down like a mad toad* |
I believe the economy will still grow, but first of all,, call off the strike.. |
What do I care? As long as I play Naija on my real football java phone.. ![]() |
[quote author=Alyricist★Laura]African Soccer is Mad Corrupt Yo Almost as Corrupt as Italian Soccer Can't eva trust those Ginnys Fhuck an Italian A Ginny can't do a Gotdamn Thing for me but Slide my Goddamn Pizza In the Oven I really Like Nigeria, and it's women and Beauty It's just that Damn Green and White Flag..... I Hate That Thing[/quote]Did you drink Yoyo bitters ![]() |
If they play Egypt or Cameroon, its definitely End **m* Th**gs.. They should play .. football. |
@OP.. What is YOUR WEBSITE @OP.. What is YOUR WEBSITE @OP.. What is YOUR WEBSITE |
golpen: How can you be so convinced to yourself. You cannot be right until you bring forth your reference(s).Answer my question, does Islam accept Jesus as sinless or not??.. this is the basis of my argument.. Your answer will prove me right or wrong. |
golpen: You brought that up, so you better clear yourself now or else, people will start seeing you as...I'm so convinced, you implied I'm wrong, so I just need your simple answer.. |
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