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johnydon22:
Actually No, it's a play that replaces one form of deity with another in a mockery form.

If i was a theist, I'd very much like it when people use that cus I'd simply retort

"Great, we both agree there is a God behind the universe"

How about this?......
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is absurd. But no more or less than any religion....
There is no evidence for this FSM just as there is equally no evidence for Vishnu, Yahweh, Allah etc..

jesusjnr:
I feel quite hungry now, and i'm looking at having some spaghetti for lunch.

Maybe I should put some of your spaghetti flying as a monster into the oven fire.

It would surely quench this back and forth argument once and for all.

#spaghettiflyingasamonsterintomyoventoburntoashesoneandforallforeverandeveramin

Hey, its your life, not mine. So by all means, bon appetit, Jesusjnr.
It is crystal clear you are using your life to play kalo kalo, except the only thing you'll win is an eternity with every STD that exists in the universe .
By the way, keep those hashtags coming. I'm now sharing them so people can see what happens when internet access is given to great grandfathers like you

jesusjnr:
You don prove say you be fake Satan follower, but true Satan zombie.

You just dey use am as excuse to dey engage me for talk.

Which language be that?

If no be yoruba, you fit say God is the greatest with am?

If so go rep your language for that thread before I report you to Satan whose movement you dey use illegally to find talk for my mouth.

#jujusugarnafakefsmambassador

Truth is knocking at the door.....
Sense has come to deliver Jesusjnr from his illiteracy and regressive mentality.....
But he has chosen to lock his door.....
Are your unders starting to ride up, jesusjnr?
Eewu bę loko Longę, Longę fun ara rę eewu ni
Translation:
There is danger at Longę's farm, Longę himself is danger
We've been down this road before, sir

jesusjnr:
#jujusugarnafakefsmambassador

#aGodzombieisagoogolplextimesbetterthanadatanzombie

SMH
If you're incapable of learning something from this thread, at least learn how to use hashtags.
One would think you're a 70 year old who just discovered social media with the way you use hashtags....
And you can't even spell well
Just a word of advice, jesusjnr. You know Juju doesn't let her friends die in their ignorance.

jesusjnr:
If you know wetin I don't see as a God zombie, you go know say whether you pray to Satan and do dry fasting for 190 days for me to become Satan zombie as yourself, you go know say even Satan himself go see your prayer say tufiakwa.

Juju na so you hate me reach?

#aGodzombieisagoogolplextimesbetterthanadatanzombie

Ehn...see this one
A ti kekee e ti p’eitan u’oko i, do ba d’agba tan e i du ka ma..... No be today, bros....
You were mislead, jesusjnr, but its not too late.....
Repent and follow your master the FSM!!!
Unless you're prepared for an eternity with STDs
The ball is in your court......

If you know wetin I don't see as a God zombie,,,,....

Nawa o!. U don min it . Laff be won kill me 4 dis one

jesusjnr:
That would be the real porting.

Not for someone who's Satan's zombie to port to being Satan's zombie again, maybe Satan's zombie raised to the power two (Sz²)?

Satan and his strategy of coming to men in disguises, as he did in the beginning.

FSM or whatever it is disguised satanism.

So Satan's luck to whomever wishes to join them.

Eiyya!
Jesusjnr, why denying the obvious?
Anyway, I have no words for you. I can only pray for you
When his noodly appendages come down from the sky, you will know the truth.

IAmSabrina:
1Sharon, JujuSugar & hopefulLandord
I've ported to Pastafarianism too! Thread coming soon......

All hail the FSM!!!! To him alone be the meatball, the noodle & the sauce!! Ramen!!
We rejoice with you, sister.
Jesusjnr, may you too be touched by his noodly appendage.

jesusjnr:
I'm sure you'd have a lot of twitter to use in hell if you don't repent on earth.

#twitterinhellwithobamalaughingatyou

hopefulLandlord:
Jonnydon22 thinks FSM is a clichéd joke? I hope he takes it all back before leaving this earth. I hope he falls on his knees and ask for forgiveness for this terrible sin of blasphemy he committed against FSM. its one thing to blaspheme imaginary and useless gods like Yahweh, Allah, Vishnu etc. its another to blaspheme FSM, the God responsible for one drawing breath, the God responsible for your being alive through his grace.

as someone who likes jonnydon22, I'd advice him to ask FSM for forgiveness. failure to do so would lead to issues in life and it gets worse in the afterlife as FSM would throw him in hell where all he'd do is drink stale beer and have sex with STD infected strippers

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster#Afterlife

Thank you my brother!
May your spaghetti always be al dente and your beer be forever plentiful!
Floopay!

Zither:
The FSM was in a delusional fictional realm that had not existed when God was creating the universe.

He is called a spaghetti because atheists feed on delusion, gorge themselves with delusion, ingest delusion, digest delusion, worship delusion and live on delusion.

Without delusion atheism goes into extinction. This is why when the op discovered the cure for delusion, the truth of the Word of God, she discarded the life of atheism for a much abundant life of meaning.

YHWH was in a delusional fictional realm that had not existed when the FSM was creating the universe.

He is called all sorts of names because christians feed on delusion, gorge themselves with delusion, ingest delusion, digest delusion, worship delusion and live on delusion.

Without delusion, christianity(and really all religion) goes into extinction. This is why when I discovered the cure for delusion, the truth of the glory of the FSM, I discarded the life of christianity for a much abundant life of meaning.
cc. 1Sharon

jesusjnr:
Come on jujusugar why remain on a sinking ship?

#Hashtagsfollowwewedon'tfollowhashtags

Am I the only one raising my eyebrows at these hashtags?
Clearly someone has never used twitter in his life

johnydon22:
People still do this? It's old tired cliché and boring already

Never gets old bruv ....
Its a play on the absurdity of the believe in a deity without solid evidence....
If you're allowed to push your god beyond human understanding and make him unfalsifiable......
Why can't I do the same with my FSM?......

jesusjnr:
Wow! This couldn't be any truer!

A soul lost/dead to atheism, Satan, hell but won/found/alive to heaven and God.

#rejoicinginheavenoveronesinnerthatrepents

Come jesusjnr ave u ever used hashtag before
Which kind hashtag be this?

budaatum:
No offence taken. I've enjoyed discussing with you. Your freedom of expression is refreshing and you tasked my mind, which I respect immensely.

The feeling is mutual, sir

HappyPagan:
Well, half the board doesn't find you boring. The other half can't follow what you say, but they think it is interesting.. you do use a lot of words.

all I'm saying is, yeah, you do come off as sarcastic.

Thank you o
Its almost dizzying reading his posts.....and at this time.....
No offense, budaatum

budaatum:
Yes you did! At least you did on clarification, and I paraphrased it as "Essentially, 'we know so much about pencils but nothing about God'", though you seem to be bouncing from "our epistemological framework was sufficient", to "it is insufficient", in other posts.

If you go back further than a week, you will meet the atheist buda, who does not believe gods do not exist but the one who knew they do not exist except in the minds of those in whom they are created. This buda the new evolved buda is a Jesus is Lord buda because God has created buda a mind. Just so you don't get confused.

Ok

HappyPagan:
All these smart people giving me headache... una no dey sleep?

At all o! Lol

budaatum:
Oh my, forgive me! I did warn you that I cannot read between the lines. Sarcasm is between the line writing too and I don't do that neither.

Except you do, sir

budaatum:
A reasoning game? I'd agree. Consistency must be a rule of our playing though.

If I have heard evidence with my hearing sense I can not rationally claim lack of evidence to my senses. If you can, please explain how.

Ok
Budaatum when I said "God told me".......
It was a joke!!!!
Satisfied?

budaatum:
.

Didn't I say that our epistemological framework was such that we can't understand God in my OP?.....
Can you show me where I said otherwise?......
Going back to read all your posts and I'm just going to assume you're an agnostic deist......
In that case, good night(or morning?). I have no arguments for you

Originakalokalo:
Where was the flying spaghetti monster when God was creating the heavens and the earth?

Where was God when the flying spaghetti monster was creating the universe?

Originakalokalo:
Why is he called a spaghetti?

Because he is a spaghetti!!
Now scram!!!

Originakalokalo:
No. I serve the living God.

The one that created the heavens and the earth.

Ok

Originakalokalo:
You serve a monster?

Do you?

Originakalokalo:
What is fsm?

Flying Spaghetti Monster

Thank you

budaatum:
"So God created buda in God's own image, in the image of God God create buda; both male and female God created buda."

You do know you didn't answer the question, right?

budaatum:
Why, do you say "God [did] not give us more epistemic access to his own existence", yet claim "He told me".

I thought we were playing a game, weren't we?

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Zither:
He made the right choice to ditch a path of hopelessness for a path where his life now has purpose and meaning. He may be a baby atheist as you put it but he is far wiser than all adult atheists.

Its a "she" actually....

I'm interested in this thread

Following....

LordReed:
I know you said not to answer but I will for my own entertainment. Budaatum refuses to acknowledge personal sex but I like to think its a she, a sexy, long legged, well endowed, lithe female. LMFAO!

Lmfao. Na una sabi

budaatum:
I don't see how you have in any way illustrated that YHWH wants to have a relationship with you!

He told me

budaatum:
Has YHWH ever approached you and told you anything of the sort? Who exactly is it that wants to have a relationship, Juju with YHWH, or YHWH with Sugar? Which you hear begging please?

Point of salvation of YHWH, because YHWH will die if it does not relate with Juju? Or point of salvation of Juju?

I applaud the sarcasm there. I thought you said you dont do sarcasm

LordReed:
LoL! Lemme help you, budaatum is not a christian

Ok.

LordReed:
(but apparently Jesus has converted her). LMFAO!

Is budaatum a she?


You know what? Don't answer......I'm actually done lol

budaatum:
I have never seen shoes arguing with anybody about their existence, juju, where do youbget your shoes? I've never seen gods arguing about their existence either mind. So, perhaps gods are like shoes after all, both don't give a damn if you wore them, or not.

Apparently, YHWH gives a damn as I've illustrated already. If he didn't, what is the point of salvation?

budaatum:
No! You are going to have to preach to buda because buda is not reasonable and intelligent! Sorry.

Hian! No be me talk am o!

budaatum:
Anyone who does not understand that a super powerful force that is beyond the understanding of many who have limited capabilities to comprehend it but then claim that super powerful force does not exist, are indeed, "fools" and are "mentally ill". But even believers share these ailments in thinking their tiny ability to comprehend is sufficient for them to understand the super powerful force that is beyond the understanding of those who have limited capabilities to comprehend. It is for this very reason that believers exits, see. They believe because they do not know. If they knew, they would not believe. Yet some think they know but do not know. A toss of us fools.

If you think there's folly in both atheism and theism, then you have to show me the third alternative
a/ God exists
b/ God does not exist
Perhaps the third alternative could be an agnostic view, when stated as: "It cannot be known whether God exists." Is that what you are suggesting the only "non-foolish" view might be?
Also what of Agnostic Atheists? What do you make of their worldview?
Or Agnostic Deists.......

budaatum:
There is no reason nor requirement that a brilliant and intelligent (and by this I assume, wise), person would subscribe to any religion. A brilliant and intelligent persons would have used their senses (there are more that five, by the way), to build their epistemological framework, and if they did their job right, they would know and not believe, since, religion would be a patch on their framework. They would have faith. Faith that tomorrow will surely come is sufficient.

Know that what?

budaatum:
Yes. Same thing, different names.

Interprete it however you want. You know exactly what I was saying

budaatum:
These were your exact words:

"So the state of humanity is thus: we find ourselves in a world with an epistemological framework such that we are far more likely to know that a pencil exists than that God exists!

Essentially, 'we know so much about pencils but nothing about God'.

How does this: we find ourselves in a world with an epistemological framework such that we are far more likely to know that a pencil exists than that God exists!....
Equate to me suggesting that our epistemological framework is vast enough to know whether gods exist?
I'm highlighting the limits of our epistemological framework. And I'm proposing that in a world where a loving god [WHO wants to associate with humanity] exists, there probably would be no bounds to our knowledge.
Please explain to me, wise one. Perhaps I'm missing something

budaatum:
First, or, a/ Why does our "method of observing the "spiritual" have to be perfect? Did our eyes have to be perfect to see the planets in the sky? Does God not love us just the way we are?

When I say perfect, I mean trusted. Also what is your definition of spirit? If spirits are proven to exist, does that mean that God exists?

budaatum:
And second, for what reason do you claim, a/ That God is loving, and b/ that "God wants to hide himself from people"? Are we talking of the same God that "so loved the world" and the one screaming "love me" in Proverbs and found buda? If that's hiding, I thank you Lord for being a crappy hider!

Isn't this a contradiction I've been pointing out since? Why act clueless like this?

budaatum:
Typical God! The astute everything. God creates all these things, including things that live and die, and then, for the love of that which the Lord God created, God insists, on telling you how to go about it so you live longer and with less pain!

My Lord God, you are Mighty for wanting a relationship with puny insignificant buda!


See, sheepie! Not hiding!

I'm beginning to think you want God to be a kidnapper, juju, so God would capture you. Just so you know, from what I've learnt, don't you dare put it past God.


Yep, double lol. Captured!

I can't make strong arguments cause I have no idea what your worldview is. So do me good and let me know.
I'm not exactly a fan of sarcasm & mental gymnastics. It stresses me out