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Terrible police stories making front page on crime section
https://www.nairaland.com/3544958/police-officers-stole-laptop

Franky826:


Which kind nonsense we no go hear from these accursed drunk uniform men. Killing and stealing and yet everyone only knows of Fulani herdsmen.

Op sorry o dis one tire me where you go come make report now since police themselves are the culprits

Tufiakwa!

There's no evidence that they collected anything from me

Xforce:
Na today u sabi say naija police no b ur friend? Dem suppose swear for me ni d day I choose to carry laptop for inside backpack in lagos...where bagco bag dey

The harassment alone ehn...and if person go vex too much wey don shoot u say u b thief,nothing go happen

Any bad police officer out there wey dy derive joy in oppressing people,d thunder wey go fire am go b like doctor's prescription, two in the morning, two in the afternoon, five at night

Bro I tire for naija

After reading several police notorious stories here(www.nairaland.com/3543504/police-brutality-how-almost-shot) I decided to share mine
I am an I. T instructor I teach auto cad revit etc so on the 27th I was on my way from work I was with my laptop I was in a hurry I decided to board a keke.... On my way we met the men of the under world... "Stop stop" they ordered us to come down oya search yourself one of them said "wetin u carry"? Oga it's my laptop I replied.." he quickly collected it from me.,oh so you be yahoo boy oya follow us to our van"i told them who was showed them my ID and all after getting that out of the way.. The keke driver came to tell me he could not longer wait for me.. He wants me to pay him so he can go. Before I could say a word the police men started insulting the guy o pushing him and all I was dumbfounded what did he do? After that one of them turned to me oya u say u no be yahoo boy where the laptop receipt I handed it to him ...oga this receipt na fake he showed his fellow trigger happy police officers they all agreed it's fake keeping it in his back pocket seriously how is it fake I said to him because I don dey vex.. People staring at me like a criminal or something.. I told him my name is registered on the laptop the same name on the ID I showed them... They didn't reply me they continued harassing other motorists after few mins they came back oya wetin be the password if na ur own you suppose know... Which I also told them... After opening it checking all my pictures and files the guys are telling me the password is not correct that I am a thief and they will shoot me if I don't go and bring the original receipt it was already 5:30 I had to call a friend who is a military guy too he said I should give them the phone... I no know wetin the guy tell them o but the whole matter became worse, he called me back and told me where we were told me he was sending someone that I shouldn't argue with them. That was how I stood helpless across the road so they don't shoot me o at about past 6 I noticed they were abt leaving I decided to try my luck this time with the one of them that looked reasonable he is a yoruba I think, he then said so u no Wan give us anything you wan use your brother oppress us abiii... I was like no o abeg make una take this 1k that was the last money on me I knelt down begging them... "There's no evidence that this laptop is ya own you think you're smart abiii" after much pleading / begging one of them said oya go across the road buy us beer with the 1k.. I was surprised beer? Anyway none of my business I ran off.. by now most stores are closed before I got beer and ran back... Children of God these guys drove off with my laptop and the receipt everything, I have checked several stations around the area no sign of them.... The names on their uniforms... Officer Nelson, officer kunle i couldn't get the rest.. Nigerians Police is not your friend avoid them.. please forgive my errors

datyrone:
Never beg anybody to love you..or remain in a relationship with you.If you call,text,visit,buy gifts,and do the impossible and you are still ignored.
Please move on,there's something called self respect.
Never let yourself wallow in low self esteem

Cold Beer for u anywhere any time

Story.. Iffa hear but if na bobrisky dey der u for no spot am ni

hmmm so people still dey fvck for this recession? congrats

I just Want you to know you're doing a great job here and on my next project I'll contact you... Merry Christmas in advance

they should let people enter the new year in peace

Person no fit buy fowl again o

NoMoreTrolling:
lol @nairalanders n nigerians sha

why are they always haggling so bad, like kilode.

dont mean to be rude, but if you can't afford an item, why not just keep it moving

you can window shop until you are ready to buy.

Thats how one guy on olx wanted me to sell my brand new xbox one for 50k and he said "serious buyer"

i had to block the dude, like, why not go buy it in the market for 50k na, lol.

Bro xbox one and ps4 which is better?

ariksonconnect:
I don't have the dual sim for s7,I have for s7 edge. Will you take that?

Can I see a picture? how much is it

ariksonconnect:
yes, just the multiple sim

So what's the mode of payment am far from lagos ryt nw

Pls what is the difference between the dous s7 and the normal s7 is it just the multiple sim?

Shuuuu were the phone na

My plate number says invalid wtf

K

skimanski:
it is possible to have a roof top pool. Though estimate will depend on a lot of factors. Anyway for total finish. you might be looking at a figure from 45m upwards. depending on quality of finish.

Sir pls enlightened me is the depth of the pool not going to take a whole floor in the house?

Sir for an estimate how much do u think this will cost... Is it possible to have a roof top pool on it...?thanks

I almost gave a fvck

Ok

It happens I was denied entry to a club because I wore pams so

MMM why na

Nma27:
But many people made money from MMM, Why all the wailing? Greed factor is involved. That was how greedy people crashed ultimate recycler

Haba that one don crash?

Mtweew who flavor epp

Beauty Queens are whores we know that