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PoliticsRe: Premium Times:- No Discrepancy In Buhari’s WAEC Attestation Certificate by jumpandpas(m): 1:31pm On Nov 03, 2018
Pekele007:
Eeyaa Unfortunately, You will have to wait till you grow Grey hair cos Visiting US isn't one of the prerequisites of becoming a President in Nigeria.


Buhari was called a lifeless idiot the last time he visited USA.


BTW, the US embassy has signalled Atiku to come for his visa. Hope you won't have to visit the toilet and hospital often bayi?
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Pekele007:
Eeyaa Unfortunately, You will have to wait till you grow Grey hair cos Visiting US isn't one of the prerequisites of becoming a President in Nigeria.


Buhari was called a lifeless idiot the last time he visited USA.


BTW, the US embassy has signalled Atiku to come for his visa. Hope you won't have to visit the toilet and hospital often bayi?
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madridguy:
Meaning?
BluntBoy:
Nothing else to say abi? cheesy Na to be begin yarn like drunkard remain cheesy

PMB till 2023.
Officialpdpnig:
2018 - 76 = 1942

Pmb was born in 1942

He sat for wasc in 1961.

1961 - 1942 = 19

He was 19 years wherln he sat for wasc and not 7.

You all need to learn mathematics
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BluntBoy:
Nothing else to say abi? cheesy Na to be begin yarn like drunkard remain cheesy

PMB till 2023.
WAEC/CAMBRIDGE didn't offer Hausa language as a subject in 1961.


Buhari is a fraudster.
PoliticsRe: Premium Times:- No Discrepancy In Buhari’s WAEC Attestation Certificate by jumpandpas(m):
He failed Mathematics and his cows are yet to multiply.
BusinessRe: 6 Bitter Truths No One Ever Told You About Being A Small Business Owner by jumpandpas(m): 12:59pm On Nov 03, 2018
madgoat:
Mumu keep suffering there because u want to be a business owner meanwhile ur mates are collecting fat salaries and living large undecided
When poverty hits you well, they will not tell u twice.
Shut up.

A salary earner can never live large. If you know anyone show me.


As a salary earner, you're caged even to respond to emergency at home you'll take permission else you'll be fired.
PoliticsRe: Ambode: Lagos Invaded By Indigenes Of Failed States by jumpandpas(m): 12:44pm On Nov 03, 2018
totit:
Obviously the yes have it.
He is not employed.
BusinessRe: 6 Bitter Truths No One Ever Told You About Being A Small Business Owner by jumpandpas(m): 12:39pm On Nov 03, 2018
madgoat:
Poverty in action for lazy people who claim they are entrepreneurs. Abeg go and find a salaried job and have peace of mind.
Lies all the way.

The job you're referring to is another man's ideas. Why can't you think and become one.


If you know you know.
PoliticsRe: Ambode: Lagos Invaded By Indigenes Of Failed States by jumpandpas(m): 12:34pm On Nov 03, 2018
mrskillz:
Don't believe everything your grandfather told you, Kid.

Ojukwu's only confidance in the west was Professor Sam Aluko former lecturer UNN and former finance minister under Abacha. History will tell you that, despite their meeting and agreement, Ojukwu went on the contrary and declare War on Nigeria. He also tried to convinced Aluko to stay in the East like Banjo, his main Warlord

Awolowo made a declaration in Mapo hall, Ibadan that if East leaves the Union the west will follow suit, however this was before their historic meeting. Historians will tell you Ojukwu never honored the outcome of the meeting whixh bothers on stratwgic alliance for selfish reasons best known to him.

You see, we are aware that you are not happy developing other's land but you can't help it. However blame your grandfathers decision and maybe nature and not your helper
Clap for yourself historian.

Can you tell us how your ancestors ran away from Kwara?

cc Lzza Immhotep velocity25
PoliticsRe: Ambode: Lagos Invaded By Indigenes Of Failed States by jumpandpas(m): 12:31pm On Nov 03, 2018
totit:
Are you OKhuh grin
Lmao grin
Lol...I am not ok sir unless I see your letter of employment.
PoliticsRe: Omoyele Sowore Laments On The Sorry State Yaba Railway Station (Pics) by jumpandpas(m): 12:27pm On Nov 03, 2018
VaselineCrew:
What's wrong with you bro? Who is your own candidate? Don't tell me Atiku?

Let's compare Atiku and Sowore:

EDUCATION
Atiku: Diploma in Law, which is less than a full degree.
Sowore: Masters in PUBLIC ADMINISTRATION, Columbia University (Same Uni as Obama)

CAMPAIGN FUNDING
Atiku:? ? ? ? ? ?
Sowore: Open and Transparent Go-Fund-Me along with open donations by the public

BUSINESS
Atiku: Businesses clouded in allegation after allegation
Sowore: Founder of Sahara Reporters, a very CLEAN and COMPETITIVE business, aspiring to the likes of Aljazera and BBC


HISTORY:
Atiku: Former Vice President faced with further allegations, ruled Nigeria for 8 years (why you coming back bro?)
Sowore: Fought Abacha, Fought OBJ, Fought the Cabal behind Yaradua, Fought GEJ, Fought Tinubu - exposing his land grabs around Lagos, currently fighting Buhari.

CAMPAIGN STRATEGY:
Atiku: Strategizing from the comfort of his hotel in Dubai
Sowore: ON GROUND!!! With Town Hall meeting after Town Hall meeting throughout Nigeria.
So many rubbish in one post.
BusinessRe: HSBC And UBS Close Offices In Nigeria by jumpandpas(m): 12:22pm On Nov 03, 2018
Caseless:
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I didn't know they have offices here. Na only gtb, first bank, zenith, union, uba, etc, we know here.

Useless people.
It is not enough to rant and insult organizations on social media because of your love for an Islamic president.


Be prepared to face the reality.
PoliticsRe: Ambode: Lagos Invaded By Indigenes Of Failed States by jumpandpas(m): 12:07pm On Nov 03, 2018
totit:
This one has switched his I.d to pull of another stats according to aba and alambra home of stories
At the bolded, who made the stats, you or Aba statisticians? Don't even go there if you don't want to expose the laziness and joblessness of your people today.

cheesy

Below table talks about who's employed and who's not according to region so shut ya mouth with your bitter,aba made stats.
Employed kwa?


Show us your letter of employment naa.
PoliticsRe: Omoyele Sowore Laments On The Sorry State Yaba Railway Station (Pics) by jumpandpas(m): 12:05pm On Nov 03, 2018
If you like visit the grave of suicidal Awo, you and Tifnubu will never rule Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Ambode: Lagos Invaded By Indigenes Of Failed States by jumpandpas(m): 11:52am On Nov 03, 2018
Simbrixton:
haha do you know ambode changed the land laws to lease agreement of 99 years and do you know before you attend lasu u must pass yoruba language, do you know dere was no igbo in ambode cabinet bro dese guys are not ur friends let's fashi dese tribal thing e no dey bring money if u pay me sha we can continue

Owo da owo da
Continue consoling yourself don't goan look for work or business to do thinking that after 99 years you'll inherit property Ndi Igbo.

There are Igbos that bought land here in Lagos 50yrs ago and some bought 10yrs ago while other will buy in the years to come, so how are you going to stop Ndi Igbo from buying your land when poverty and laziness hv not stopped in Afonja region?


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PoliticsRe: Fayose Reacts To Buhari’s WAEC Attestation by jumpandpas(m): 10:46am On Nov 03, 2018
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Buhari is a disaster. All his "achievements" has been by manipulations.
CrimeRe: Crime: Woman Kills Husband, Three Kids And Commits Sucide by jumpandpas(m): 10:42am On Nov 03, 2018
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FamilyRe: Graphic: Lady Kills Her Husband, 3kids And Herself In Benue State by jumpandpas(m): 10:28am On Nov 03, 2018
Believing this story is like believing that Omenka ran to EAST on his own accord.
When you do a holistic investigation into this matter you're likely to discover that this family were murdered by the same people that chased omenka to EAST.
PoliticsRe: Ambode: Lagos Invaded By Indigenes Of Failed States by jumpandpas(m): 9:24am On Nov 03, 2018
Westbestside:
Lol grin, at the no 1, well World health organisation did not agree with it. So also white guy on plane.

2 White man cannever wish to be like africa cos they always crave to run to their land. So i do not know the reason why a great yoeubas will wish to be like people who can't survive without running to their land. cheesy

3 Lol, they keep bringing the fallacy without fact. Even as some yorubas are buying land in their land just like my bro but will not shout about it.

4 Lol, these people are funny, yoruba guys are dealing in assesories, automobile, goods n services. Anyone buying things goes to show room or order online. Well, we have heard many fallacy like US army came to buy figter jet at aba cheesy, fallacy like they control banking of which nigeruans know that out of 22 banks in nigeria yorubas control 11 which is 50% but you see them dishing out figures like 75 to 80% when they did not even control up to 25%.

5 Lol, igbos are making it BIG, but forbe cannot rate them above yoruba guys when it comes to money ranking in nigeria, africa and world. Wow.

6 And the fallacy contunues like that..... cheesy grin
You can Win the argument but you can't change the reality on ground. Even your elders can attest to the fact that IGBO AMAKA.

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PoliticsRe: Ambode: Lagos Invaded By Indigenes Of Failed States by jumpandpas(m): 8:42am On Nov 03, 2018
walefresh3:
Here is the truth, whether Igbos like it or not:
1) the Igbo man is addicted to Lagos
2) the Igbo man cannot survive in the Native region, the SE.
3) The average Igbo man especially the ones that lack exposure are envious and hateful of other regions
4) Biafra is an Igbo man's opium
5) An Igbo man is tribalistic and only cares about himself first, then his village. Clanish in nature, an Igbo man can only survive in a cosmopolitan society. He can't stand his fellow Igbo man's nature.
6) An Igbo man would choose money over morality and values hence, if you have money in Igbo land, you are king.
I know in their deepest hearts, they know these FACTS but they are in denial.
My two cents.
As for those carrying Lagos on their head. Ha...don't worry. It's gradual na. As you can see, you have no commissioner slot in Lagos unlike before....Keep calm and watch.
Just FYI, the powers in Lagos are watch all your comments on social media. Continue calling Lagos a no man's land. Na your papa land. Remember, your C of O is a lease agreement for 99 years. You do not own any land in Lagos and you collect Governor's consent or approval to build on the LEASED land.
Good luck owning Lagos
Here's the final truth about the Yorubas.

1. An average wasterner is lazy and dirty.

2. Wasterners secretly admires Igbos and even wish they can become one.

3. They like food too much that they can even sell their ANCESTRAL lands to mark the remembrance of their departed ones.

4. No Yoruba person can survive a day without using goods and services of Ndi Igbo.

5. How the Igbos are making it BIG in life is surprising to all the Yorubas who hitherto thought that the Igbos cannot survive the aftermath of the War.


6. The wasterners cannot survive without selling their lands to Ndi Igbo.

The list is endless. ...


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PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Is A Real Activist, His Agitation Is Justifiable-fr. Ebube Muonso by jumpandpas(m): 10:42pm On Nov 02, 2018
How can a president that failed Mathematics even in a forged WAEC solve your economic problems?
PoliticsRe: I Gave 4 Important Ministries To Area I Didn’t Record Much Votes—buhari by jumpandpas(m): 10:35pm On Nov 02, 2018
IT IS OFFICIAL
BUHARI IS MAD!
PoliticsRe: I Finished Secondary School, If You Doubt Me Ask Late Musa Yar'Aradua - Buhari by jumpandpas(m): 10:19pm On Nov 02, 2018
yarimo:
Mteeeewwwww weed smokers everywhere
Shut up.
PoliticsRe: I Finished Secondary School, If You Doubt Me Ask Late Musa Yar'Aradua - Buhari by jumpandpas(m): 10:13pm On Nov 02, 2018
OladimejiRufai:
Does it mean Trump was saying the truth when he called Buhari lifeless?

because I dont understand how he will be referring us to a lifeless person.

What connection does the dead have with the living? angry
How this ancestor is playing Ten-Ten on his zombies head baffles me.
PoliticsRe: I Finished Secondary School, If You Doubt Me Ask Late Musa Yar'Aradua - Buhari by jumpandpas(m): 10:11pm On Nov 02, 2018
360degreess:
..you that have certificate what have you achieved in life
Buhari has been a governor b4,a minister, a retired army general, a president b4,a president currently,.. some of the so called "educated people" have never smelled these kind of achievements in their entire generation,people have never heard of their family name..
But see how God has blessed Buhari beyond reasonable doubt.
Either you like it or not you know who he is,but he doesn't know you exist.
Shut up and stop supporting impunity.

This is the same thing you guys said about Adeosun. ........She has been a commissioner bla..bla...bla.
PoliticsRe: I Finished Secondary School, If You Doubt Me Ask Late Musa Yar'Aradua - Buhari by jumpandpas(m): 10:05pm On Nov 02, 2018
These were his classmates...

ngeneukwenu buhariguy omenka yarimo yyeske liondeleo madridguy sarkin cilicmarin throwback totit okofians
westbestside
shehunoshewhat


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FamilyRe: 5 Categories Of Worst Performing Dads by jumpandpas(m): 9:45pm On Nov 02, 2018
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PoliticsRe: Ambode: Lagos Invaded By Indigenes Of Failed States by jumpandpas(m): 9:34pm On Nov 02, 2018
Basher8583:
imagine this loser bragging being bigger than yoruba in thier domain on a Forum owned by a yoruba person.
It takes a bigger loser to know one.
PoliticsRe: Ambode: Lagos Invaded By Indigenes Of Failed States by jumpandpas(m): 9:32pm On Nov 02, 2018
Basher8583:
Then why dont you go and prosper in your potor region of East.
Are you the owner of prosperity?
PoliticsRe: Ambode: Lagos Invaded By Indigenes Of Failed States by jumpandpas(m): 9:31pm On Nov 02, 2018
Jiang:
Wow god of destiny, you do know thier is a chance that you & both the boy might end up in accident & die on ur way back or even perish before December right, unless of course you are a god that can see his & others future
I don't respond to foolish posts.
PoliticsRe: Ambode: Lagos Invaded By Indigenes Of Failed States by jumpandpas(m): 9:30pm On Nov 02, 2018
totit:
Look at this villager,iyirrimii telling me shut up grin
Hehehehe
Wonder shall never cease, they say.
Goan sleep.
PoliticsRe: Ambode: Lagos Invaded By Indigenes Of Failed States by jumpandpas(m): 9:18pm On Nov 02, 2018
totit:
Please keep quiet if you can't prove that. Poverty ranking isn't conducted base on emotion and bitterness against a tribe or persons.

Don't even go that line lest you exposed and disgrace your region today. cool
Shut up already.
PoliticsRe: Ambode: Lagos Invaded By Indigenes Of Failed States by jumpandpas(m): 9:11pm On Nov 02, 2018
Westbestside:
You are, atleast on nairaland and we see how forb ranking always rank igbos rich guys above yorubas.

Igbo amaka
We don't depend on forb ranking to know how impoverished we have left AFONJA, the moment we buy their ANCESTRAL lands we count it all joy.

cc Lzza Immhotep velocity25
PoliticsRe: Ambode: Lagos Invaded By Indigenes Of Failed States by jumpandpas(m): 9:10pm On Nov 02, 2018
Westbestside:
You are, atleast on nairaland and we see how forb ranking always rank igbos rich guys above yorubas.

Igbo amaka
We don't depend on forb ranking to know how impoverished we have left AFONJA, the moment we buy their ANCESTRAL lands we count it all joy.
PoliticsRe: Ambode: Lagos Invaded By Indigenes Of Failed States by jumpandpas(m): 9:06pm On Nov 02, 2018
Westbestside:
Face the fact, we can't go to a lesser land. Go abroad, europe, asia, america and see yorubas their doing their business. Those are correct land, not land that below.
Lol....I understand your PAINMENT, you have sold your ancestral land to Onye Igbo in other to travel to Asia....

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